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2019

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

VANESSA HUDGENS BABY BUMP IN THE BIKE SHORTS??

For the last week, I’ve been saying that Hudgens is pregnant with that boyfriend she’s had for a long time, some dude playing Elvis in an upcoming movie, because she probably is…

For the last decade, I’ve been saying that she’s Vanessa Pudgens, cuz she’s got that fat gene but fights it off, but there have been times when she was a solid 15 pounds overweight, which is 100 pounds overweight in Hollywood weight, they used to do things different when fat and ugly people were banned from their scene, which as far as I’m concerned was a good time….

I like UNREALISTIC BODY IDEALS.

I like looking at good looking people in made up stories that don’t matter. It is better than ugly people.

I think that when people work their asses off to look fit and good, who invest in clothing to dress well, and who are who all together in some marketable package, should succeed. They should go to LA to make it, thanks to their egos or whatever…

It’s a war zone out there…like the best man for the job, get the fucking job…

I think you can take a good looking person and make them fat, or ugly, with prosthetics…we don’t need fat and ugly people in our media.

I think that having good looking people on TV, motivates fat and ugly people to try harder if they want that celeb life…or accept that they are more behind the scenes.

I do not need fat people playing fat people…and you don’t either..

So yes, keep Hollywood skinny and good looking, and revisit that blacklisting, only apply it to the fucking uglies…

Hudgens, not an ugly, in bike shorts cuz they are on trend, rocking that fat upper pussy gunt…WHAT COULD IT BE.

Here she is in fishnets with some slut…


Vanessa Hudgens Fishnets

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2019

16

Sep

Jordyn Jones and Jen Selter Twerk of the Day

Jordyn Jones Jen Selter Fitness Twerk 1

Jordyn Jones teamed up with fake influencer Jen Selter to twerk for Youtube because that is how clickbait fucking works…and this is some fucking clickbait..

I don’t expect any less from Jen Selter who is a fake fitness girl with a fake ass that went viral 6 years ago and has been able to build a big business around her fake fitness girl with a fake ass hustle…or really from any girl…it’s like “If I can shake my ass in video and pretend it is for fitness” sign all of us up to watch…

The fact TWERKING is still a thing, twerk fitness in local gyms like it was Jazzercise in the 90s, yes I watched that Kirsten Dunst show, or maybe I could reference something more current like CROSS FIT, where the fat asses are not attached to bull dyke looking women in flat soled shoes powerlifting their clits into dicks…

Point being…we like when girls of the internet meet up to make slutty clickbait…

Here is the video..

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2019

16

Sep

Chloe Grace Moretz Almost Tit of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz Weird VOGUEme 4

Chloe Grace Moretz in some weird thing for VogueMe…and you can almost see her tit, which is likely enough for you CHLOE GRACE MORETZ fans who should technically be on a list somewhere, maybe your local FBI office, cuz her claim to fame was that movie KICKASS, and she was 12 fucking years old…when you first licked your lips and said “I can’t wait for her to be 18″….you know who you are…and we are watching you…as we watch this overrated troll bitch in hosiery…


Chloe Grace Moretz Weird VOGUEme 4

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2019

16

Sep

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the DAy

Josephine Skriver Lingerie Football

I guess Football Season officially started this past weekend, you know the first weekend after labor day, at least that is what GOOGLE told me, because I don’t fuck with sports, but kind of wish I did, because all those bro sites that cover sports, have been able to make stupid fucking money and garner stupid fucking sports bro fans, who buy their stupid fucking t-shirts….while I can barely buy a fucking 12 pack of beer every week….because sports are fucking lucrative…and so is the business of designer test tube babies like Josephine Skriver, an early prototype by a Marine Biologist who felt like he could create lingerie models in the LAB…and 25 years later HERE SHE IS…working as the unofficial RAIDERS fan, embracing American Culture because America has given her Frankenstein ass a welcoming home in Nashville with some dude who devirginized her and who she stuck with all these years….yes…according to my sources her robot made in a lab designer pussy has only met one dick…making her shameless half naked sports post for the boys all the hotter….

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2019

16

Sep

January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day

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January Jones trying to find a dad for her illegitimate child with Jason Sudeskis…

We are not surprised that January Jones was knocked up by a mystery man, one of those “too many dudes have cum in me” stories of Hollywood success, because all these women are fucking garbage sex workers, who happen to do their sex work at a higher level, and get paid for their sex work by getting cast in movies that further feed their egos…

BUT January Jones does have big tits and big tits are worth looking at on all women, not just overpaid girls who fucked their way to whatever TOP January Jones is at….while wearing a great top for us to see her marketability because without the 40 year old doing shit like this – I can’t help but wonder why anyone would care…but when they do shit like this…I GET IT….

January Jones Big Tits Slutty

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2019

16

Sep

Catherine Zeta Jones Bra Pic of the Day

They, and by they I mean MadamMeow in the stepFORUM claims this is Catherine Zeta Jones in a bra that was posted to instagram….

I went to the CATHERINE ZETA instagram to further investigate like I was Barbara Walters or some shit, and didn’t see the pic, but did see it in the tagged pics, so we’ll assume this is of her…

I think we’ll also assume it’s a throwback pic, an old slutty shoot of herself from decades ago, because this girl looks 20 and ZETA is 100.

The most interesting thing about her is wondering if her pussy HPV gave Mike Douglas the throat cancer, or if his throat cancer gave her the HPV…that’s the only Catherine Zeta news I care about…learning the origin story of HPV cancers she has been in direct contact with…

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2019

16

Sep

Rita Ora Wet T Shirt of the Day

Rita Ora Wet T Shirt

Rita Ora has won. I remember listening to talk radio before they were called PODCASTS and some dude had a fame scale based on RITA ORA….like “from one to Rita Ora”….as she represented zero fucking fame…..the host asked the guy who Rita Ora was and he was like “exactly”….a name you know, maybe tits you’ve seen, but prior to finally breaking through after a decade of trying this past year…she was a zero…just a bitch who fucked Rob Kardashian, got into the scene and went to every fucking party she could to find dudes to fuck to advance her career…and it worked…because like I just said two lines up…she charted last year, making it all worthwhile, and really what the fuck else were her tits to do the last 10 years…other than get some mileage put on them…since they are great.

I don’t know what this wet t-shirt is, I mean I know she’s trying to find clever ways to show off her tits, but the takeaway for me is that I miss wet t-shirt contests…they used to be a weekly thing and now…they are dead…unlike Rita Ora…who for some reason exists…

Here is her nip slip..
Rita Ora Nip Slip


Here she is flashing her panties..

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2019

16

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

Stella Maxwell Nipples

Stella Maxwell wore a typical outfit you’d expect her to wear…cuz it has her full tits out and she likely fancies herself some kind of artist on some quest for women’s rights and is using her tits to get there but the truth is that she’s just some groupie slut, who manipulated more important women than her into sex, like she was some kind of WEINSTEIN, to further her agenda.

When she started she was some uneven titty hipster chick with a shaved head who did nude shoots with Terry Richardson, and now she’s a fucking lipstick lesbian who has a million dollar contract with a CHEESY and EVIL brand that is so far off the mark of hipster, even now when hipster is the mainstream, they flounder and clothes stores, cuz they are just that lame….while pulling her tits out at events in hopes people will talk about her..cuz she’s just that fucking eager to make her time on this earth as some sort of “celebrity” really matter.

I’d hate on it, but how can you hate on some flowing white night gown that reminds you of your foster mother who used to come into your room late at night and make you eat her out….back in the 70s….with her titty out…it’s the best outfit anyone could possibly wear…

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2019

16

Sep

Serena Williams Erotica of the Day

Serena Williams Erotica

Serena Williams is following the lead of young Tennis stars who beat her, Bianca The Gypsy from Canada , by posting her own version of the shameless bikini selfie, only she’s in a more age appropriate outfit, and she doesn’t have her giant mom ass in a thong like you’d expect, because I guess that is what happens when you’re old and you know it, and I can’t hate on that, or call her a man who played in women tennis to win, like all the trans are doing these days, making it less a joke and more an actual reality, in another example of REALITY stealing my fucking jokes and making them happen….

BUT THE POINT IS….you can’t hate on an old fuck, wearing a bathing suit you’d expect to see an old fuck wear, in an era where old fucks still think they are hot, while Serena likely never thought she was hot, she was just there for the fucking tennis or some shit.

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2019

16

Sep

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits 2

Sophie Mudd proves that average looking girls can go a long way if they are built with massive tits…

This isn’t some new revelation of humanity, I am sure cavemen would look at the average girl in the tribe and think “hot tits, I’m gonna knock her up so I can play with them whenever I want”…jokes…cavemen used to take what they wanted, since men were built bigger and stronger than women, they’d just fucking rape them to keep our species alive….but you get what I am saying and that is that girls with fat tits and a small frame don’t need to be hot to get followers, campaigns, sugar daddies….as we are all easily exciteable and only here for them tits…and these are SOME TITS…like 12 pair of tits rolled into one…

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits

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