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2019

Nov

Dove Cameron is Hot Posing with Meat in a Magazine of the Day

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Dove Cameron may or may not be the hottest thing to happen to the internet…but I am going with may not be the hottest thing to happen to the internet….because there is just so much hotness on the internet…that is why all you perverts are addicted to it / and masturbating to it all fucking day…

No one girl could be at the top of that…It’s not the People’s Choice Awards where random people with Russian ROBOT troll traffic voting determine nonsense titles for nonsense people….who don’t even go by their own name…like this DOVE CAMERON is actually named Chloe Celeste Hosterman…..neither DOVE or CAMERON is in her name…on some pornstar shit, which I guess she pretty much is cuz she worked and was exploited by the perverts at DISNEY..

BECAUSE from everything I’ve ever read…the happiest place on earth ruins children…and hopefully enough to make them young sexualized sluts as they navigate social media like Selena Gomez, Miley, Bella THorne before her…that exclusive club of abused children now of age with social media accounts of their own to be sexual on..it doesn’t need to be limited to CLUB 33 at DISNEY LAND or whatever that exclusive PEDO hangout for the rich and perverted is called…

She’s in a magazine, of course she is….look at the pics.

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2019

Nov

Emma Rose Kenney Workout Erotica of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney is the ugly daughter on Shameless who amazes me everytime I see her pop up, cuz she’s so fucking ugly, you’d think they’d have replaced her with a hot chick, because hot chicks are better to look at than ugly chicks, and because I am a frim believer in all actors should be good looking, since I have no interest in seeing ugly people on TV< when I see ugly people everyday.... That said, she started out when she was young, it was 10 or 11 years ago, so she was a kid, and we can assume that the redheaded irish looking genderless kid was a good look for the show...it made her look like she was raised white trash by some drug addict homeless person....a crackbaby if you will Now she's the "matriarch" carrying the show, cuz they killed off that slut EMMY ROSSUM...not that I intentionally watch SHAMELESS, I find it too over the top that it's cheesy, and dumb, and pretty much always has been...but I assume people do watch it....and I hope they aren't watching it thinking this one is a babe...cuz she's not.

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2019

Nov

Kara Del Toro Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Kara Del Toro has big tits and they are out at an event.

I don’t know what Kara Del Toro does, but it is safe to assume she does nothing, none of these girls do anything, but she has big tits and they are out at an event…..

I assume she is Benicio and Guillermo’s daughter, you know in a gay marriage they once had once upon a time in Mexcio…a love that was torn apart by a drug cartel that kills POLYGAMIST Mormons who are invading their country with their illegal activity thanks to being ousted by the USA….but maybe a lot of Mexicans are named Del Toro…

Is she even Mexican? I guess we’d need to ask her tits, cuz they are the star of this show….To be a woman with tits, what a win…it is to be born with those built in moneymakers…like just having tits is enough to matter and that’s fascinating when girls pretend it’s not…or that they are where they are due to merit, education and hard work….as they showcase their tits…

Here she is sword fighting with the amazing Anastasia Ashley

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2019

Nov

Anastasiya Scheglova Bad Tattoos in Lingerie of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova is some model with shitty fucking tattoos that you’d expect to see on a Suicide Girl from 10 years ago, when that whole INKED thing was mistakenly seen as hot, and all the girls were getting down with prison looking garbage, covering their entire bodies, looking like some 4 year old scribbled on them, not realizing that they’ll get fat and it’ll look even worse than it already does, despite already looking really fucking bad….

So even if she’s hot, this shit looks awful, in a trying to make herself ugly kind of way, cuz I guess with a name like hers you don’t want to be the hot one until you escape the sex trade, otherwise you get banged the fuck out over and over until you can’t walk anymore, and until your vagina hangs to the ground like a dog from a puppymill you’ve just adopted at the humane society who needs to get her vagina rebuilt thanks to all the litters she’s had…only instead of having litters…she had dick.

That is not to say that this girl is a sex worker, but I would argue that modeling lingerie is sex work in its own right…so here she is sex working by my standards…whilst rocking the some dumb tattoos…like all those dumb instagram girls who thought it was a look. Permanent branding, or scars to remind you of that time you followed temporary trends…hilarious.

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2019

Nov

Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Pic Shot By Her Son of the Day

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Liz Hurley has her son take all of her smutty old lady bikini pics and that is weird to someone who doesn’t have a mom, she died when I was very young, so I can’t fully relate to the whole mom thing, like I could never relate to the hot sister thing, seeing as I never had a hot sister, and never bought they dudes with hot sisters didn’t jack off to their sister’s or their sister’s dirty panties in the laundry heap…because we are all fucking perverts…

I just think posing my mom half naked in slutty poses, seems like it’s inappropriate…maybe even child abuse…sexual assault #metoo…

I also think that things get weirder the richer and more delusional the person is, especially when that person is a narcissist….you know looking at her son, seeing herself, loving her son, seeing herself, thinking that her vagina created the best and more important man ever…

So having created that perfect man, you know cuz of that whole narcissism, and this bitch Liz Hurley is a narcissist….turning him into your photog, getting naked in front of him, all that other weirdness that goes into shoots leads to some very weird damaged momma boy complexes that may or may not include but not limited to some weird flipper incest babies….thanks to her very own sex toy who doubles as a old lady bikini smut photographer…WEIRD…

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2019

Nov

Rita Ora’s Unnecessary Titty Grab of the Day

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When you’re Rita Ora and you’ve been doing titty content for a long fucking time, your entire career and celebrity is based on the tits, you don’t even realize that you’re using your tits in your selfie, as it is just second nature to you….INSTINCT really…

So girl brings the tits into the narrative the second a camera is on her because she knows in her core that the tits are the only reason anyone cares…she is a CONDUIT TO THE TITS and the songs she gets paid to sing are just an extension of the tits…

So even fully clothed selfies that no one asked for and that are boring, she’s got her hand up her shirt….playing with her tit.

I guess she feels compelled to post content, even bad content due to an anxiety of losing her fans cuz she knows she’s a hack and not in an “Imposter Syndrome” way, but in a legit she marketed herself with her tits and it eventually stuck way…a good self promoter but the talent doesn’t really carry her as well as the tits do….so here’s a variation of her tits.

Weird.

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2019

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Titty Dress of the Day

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Some people find Elizabeth Banks really hot…

I find Elizabeth Banks really fucking rich…thanks to putting together that Pitch Perfect garbage, she’s solidified herself in the movie making world, cashed the fuck out huge and now makes other garbage like the Charlie Angles redo that no one fucking asked for, but that the studios figured would be good to revive thanks to people like familiar things…but not familiar enough to bring back Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and that Asian one from when Asians didn’t get their own movies but instead were cast in white people movies….because middle aged divorcee Charlie’s Angels fighting crime with their menopausal rage and sciatica would have been far more fullfilling than that DYKE KRISTEN STEWART AND HER INABILITY TO ACT DESPITE GETTING ACTING WORK …

What I am saying is that no one asked for this garbage movie, I hope it bombs, but Liz Banks who has a lot of money riding on the success of the movie, meaning she can make a lot of fucking money, is doing her part, tits out, to get any attention she can to the premiere of the movie no one gives a fuck about…because tits get hits…even old overrated lady tits…

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2019

Nov

Nicole Richie Old Fucking Face of the Day

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Nicole Richie is only 38 years old, but she’s coming in looking like she’s 59, no fucking joke, and that is with all the face injections she’s had in her fake “hard’ life, cry me a fucking river, you were adopted by a billionaire you Orphan Annie dropped in a dumpster piece of fucking shit…

This is just proof that eating disorders fucking destroy from the inside out, not that there was much to Nicole Richie’s insides before the eating disorder, back when she was fat, except maybe a few used condoms (as if she used condoms) and a baggy of whatever random drugs she would self medicate with, you know before she realized the power of controlling her food intake was fulfilling…

I accidentally was forced to hang out with her many fucking years ago at a bar here, maybe a decade or more ago when she was at her peak of fame and she was a fucking cunt. Even then, at her peak, it was like “relax bitch you’re only Nicole Richie…not even Lionel’s actual daughter”…walking around like she’s some kind of drug addicted Royal family, probably one of the worst person I’ve ever met….

After looking at this picture a second time, I realize why she’s gone off the radar working behind the scenes on her bullshit…because these public appearances aren’t doing her any favors..maybe they should be reserved for HALLOWEEN and ONLY HALLOWEEN…you stank bitch.

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2019

Nov

Ireland Baldwin’s Latest Underwear Selfie Shoot to Celebrate Alec Baldwin’s Miscarriage of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a nice reminder that Alec Badlwin’s genetics don’t need to live on in another child…but then again, maybe Ireland Baldwin is the reason that Alec Baldwin started his new family with the hot slutty Yoga Instructor he has 4 kids with….

Earlier today, or maybe it was yesterday, it was announced that HILARIA, the hilarious named vagina old man Baldwin keeps cumming in, had her second miscarriage in trying to have their fifth kid together…I guess child support is based on a per-child basis and this one is working for the 100k a month check after she leaves his angry and violent ass….

Ireland the fame whore realized the news of her dad’s recent miscarriage would be a good opportunity to post some tasteless panty pics in her attempt to be a hot influencer who gets naked…that she’s been attempting and failing at for a while..

So I guess this is panty selfie erotica to celebrate her dad’s recent miscarriage cuz bitch doesn’t want her cut of the inheritance going to a new asshole, but more importantly she wants the google clicks cuz Baldwin is TRENDING…she’s even doing a cheeky yoga pose to really dig into the dad’s new family she resents…nothing says we’re entering the HOLIDAY season with an embittered little ungrateful spoiled cunt child…