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Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2019

Nov

Bella Throne Topless Hot Tub Sex of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her new boyfriend Aaron Carter looking motherfucker fucking in the hot tub….

I think the best thing, or most important thing we have been able to pull from the Bella Thorne experience…you know from 17 year old Disney kid to Naked girl in a hot tub on Instagram for attention….is just how boring content becomes…

I am sure part of the reason I am saying this is because I’ve been doing this for 14 years, but it’s also because everyone is doing the same damn thing. These idiots are lazy, don’t try to be interesting or compelling, and when they try to show their relatable personal side, it is just gross and involves them talking about yeast infections, their IBS, or other great fucking things that I think could be left out of the social media feed and replaced with good content…..

We can also learn that in just 3 years a girl can go from hot and fresh faced, from Disney, her tits exciting and new you know fun tits being flashed, doing fitness, being silly…. to a used up, dark, broken, victim of sexual assault, exploited by her mom disgusting trash…

She doesn’t look good, healthy, sexy, and this content isn’t fun, hot or good…so her working as a porn director to be cheeky or silly or to add to her personal brand of relevance cuz all kids watch porn…is not quite coming through in her own content…but it will, the sex tape will happen, there is no where to go but there….and she’s not going to accept that she’s already peaked…they never fucking do..but should.

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2019

Nov

Ariana Grande Slutty Moments of the Day

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I do not like Ariana Grande but here she is in various moments being slutty because why the fuck not….

She’s a midget in blackface that no one seems to call out being a midget in black face…she causes terrorist level attacks just by booking concerts…at least one dude has killed himself no thanks to her and her parading around with that mutant Pete Davidson…and she is just an all around garbage can of Disney executive Semen…slowly drying up…like the jar of semen on your bed stand, only far richer and seemingly more important…but still just a stinky pile of shit that should have been left on an old t-shirt in the corner of the room..but instead grew into this literal shit…

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2019

Nov

Kimberley Garner Erotica of the Day

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Kimberley Garner makes me laugh, not because she’s doing anything funny or even interesting, but because she was a UK reality star, who may not have been an actual star, but got enough Paparazzi bikini pics to make you think she was…who moved to LA to make it in America you know to take that fame to the next level…all while being a hot body who is often half naked in a bikini…which is now standard and even boring…but for some reason no one fucking cares. She is no further along in her fame than she was a few years ago…despite the constant hustle of bikini pics showing off her body..

What is wrong with the world when a hot half naked girl doesn’t get that “Influencer” status she always dreamed of…yet dogs like Olivia Culpo the NFL vagina that gets passed around the locker room like Tom Brady was Quarter backing (he’s the only Quarterback I know, don’t mistake this for me liking him, sports are queer)….

Anyway here she is ass out again for no one to give a fuck..

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2019

Nov

Hunter Haley King Squat Erotica

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Hunter King with the Squattica? Should we trademark that word to represent and describe the kind of gym content you watch when you jerk off to work out videos on instagram?

Even the most amateur, newbie, barely a pervert, maybe even an A-Sexual who finds all sexual things disgusting, could watch this and think “it’s like she’s bouncing on a dick, but in pants, in the gym, but who cares, I have an imagination and not even that good of one”…

I still don’t know who Hunter King is, but I’ve done a bunch of posts on her, all life changing I am sure….maybe she’s got them printed and framed on the wall with all her Oscars….MAYBE….

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2019

Nov

Another Rachel Cook Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Rachel Cook doing what she does best, not being Rachel Leigh Cook but using her name fucking hard…cuz as all internet marketers will tell you, that google traffic is free traffic and when you’re trying to build up your life as a “whatever the fuck Rachel Cook is”….

She is apparently a model at least on Instagram, coming in with 2.6 million potential followers, not necessarily real followers, but no one looks into that, they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching porn as all people are doing…

I am pretty sure she’s done playboy, which would make sense cuz she’s half naked in 78 percent of her pics….where she is getting 150k likes on each of her half naked pics…which is absurd since her whole schtick is being a slut on instagram which eventually gets boring…cuz her feed is boring…

But it’s like one of those things, if you get a car you run it into the ground, these people aren’t original or creative as we can’t expect anything interesting to come from them besides just their tits…so these are her and her tits…milking it until the free ride is over, not that it will be over, rich guys like financing, impregnating girls with fake model careers…it’s like charity or guilt or something that makes them feel powerful and in control of the pussy they think 2.6 million people want to fuck….and you are one of them I am sure.

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2019

Nov

Top 10 Hard Nipples of Instagram of the Day

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These are straight from the instagram machine owned by Zuckerberg and all his shareholders, who knows, maybe you have shares in facebook thanks to your financial planner thinking it was a good buy, so you too may be a pornographer you distances himself from being a pornographer because the girls involved aren’t getting paid to post there tits, they aren’t even in conversation with the Facebook people about posting their tits, they are just working it for free as that weirdo cashes the fuck in…

I guess in a way it is modern slavery, that may be offensive to actual slavery, since it involves sitting on camera with tits out and not being raped and killed off while treated like animals for the the sake of American Cotton and Sugar….back when doing things at home and not in China made sense….because of the slavery…off setting the slavery to third world countries so that we can all wear our 100 percent cotton Walmart socks.

The world is confusing and inconsisten…but here are some titties!!

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2019

Nov

Big Mad Tits vs WALMART and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Tits!

Mom’s New Body thank’s to Nan’s Inheritance Check – Thanks Nan

Dude Burns Down his restaurant

Transformer Explodes

Weird Fail of the Day

Climate Protestors…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel embarrassment for anyone who refers to themselves as an influencer…I have seen people, actual fucking people, claim their job is “influencer”…meaning they legit think of themselves as someone so important, so good, so hot, so knowledgeable, living such a great life, that people follow them and listen…that people envy them and copy them…

I feel actual sickness in my stomach, like “how the fuck does that level of narcissism or confidence happen”….I’ve had this site for 14 years, probably over 1 billion pageviews rolled through…that’s millions of fucking people have been touched by my beautiful prose…and I still know I’m a useless degenerate fuck…who is also a terrible husband, a bad planner, and all around lazy and dumb….yet these people, some with only 10k followers are like “I’m an influencer”….and I feel sadness for them.

So the good news…I’m not a sociopath….or a psychopath despite always thinking I was…because this must be empathy…and not just annoyance…

Some links..

Fortnight Player Cries after being banned
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Police Taser a Restrained Woman…
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Hot Underwear Model doing Model Shit.
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Halloween Booty Brawl
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Juggling with a Dog on his Head
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Wife Knocks Out Husband
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I call this MILKING MILEY like you were a Disney Exec…
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50,000 Dollars of Riches Dug Out of Dirt
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet, a place for whiners to be heard and listened to cuz people in power are scared to say fuck off…instead they issue public apologies…which is making it so tedious to look at a screen.

One thing wrong with the internet is that all the websites basically work for their advertisers, since there aren’t “subscribers” or magazine stands….and they all want to be Google friendly or Safe for Work, so that they can make the most they can off their traffic…

So they all take a very safe approach, so we end up with everyone being trans…or celebrating trans…because if the internet is a place for whiners to be listened to, and it’s run by ad dollars who only like vanilla content, you’re stuck being boring as shit…

So I wonder if Hugh Hefner or Larry Flynt, who got shot for his cause, cared about all the protest around what they were doing…before their product turned shitty.…or did they just kept fucking doing it…to slowly let their empires die as they sat on their billion dollar brands…not that I care about what Larry Flynt or Hefner did, they aren’t my idols or anything, they were just two people selling tits at magazine racks everywhere getting motherfucking paid despite the church / the state / the guy with the guy, coming at them…

Does trying to appeal to advertisers dilute everything? Who cares…click on my fucking ads, I got private jets to buy which in my case is a cheap case of beer because my billion dollars are just barely dollars and that’s ok….because I have the freedom to say offensive shit, even though I don’t care enough to be mean spirited and offensive…because my opinion doesn’t matter and sitting in the middle of the wilderness with no people or wifi or screens does.

I can’t imagine there not being a slow move off social media….and the internet…cuz it’s so dark and serious and negative…whether people are mad at Keanu for his new silver haired girl, or mad at the Polygamist Mormon Criminals forced to Leave America cuz they are Polygamists being killed by a drug cartel that your laws led them too because you haven’t legalized sister wives yet…but you legalize all the other fetishes…you see what I am trying to say is…the system is fucked, the internet makes it worse, and we should all sign off right fucking now, no good is going to come from this shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Woman VS Man Working Out in Park…
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Nerd Shit…for the Nerd in Your Life’s Christmas of Dreams…
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The Hottest Woman on IG
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Anti Man Spreading Chair
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Pringles Figurine….
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Keanu Reeves Dating Old Lady
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Brazilian Motorbike theif
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Good Guy Helps the Cops…
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Secret Life of Your Fav Pop Culture Characters…
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16 Second Knock Out
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Cat on Underwater Treadmill..
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The Media is Keeping this Brody Jenner Wife Who Fucks Miley Story alive…
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emma watson – annoyingly not single
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I still don’t know who tiffany haddish is – but she claims to have shit in an ex’s show…quality woman…classy
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Woman Goes mental
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Bella Hadid as Catwoman…
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Salma Hayek Busting Out Tits
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Black Cat MVP at Monday Night Football..
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Lena Dunham has a New Chronic Illness..
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Katie Price with her Tits Out on the Street…
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Granny Don’t Like Her Loser Grandson’s Singing…
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Giant Buffalo Liks to Go on Drive
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From the Forum

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Lizzy Caplan Hard Nips
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Ariel Winter in Leggings..
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Dianna Agron at an event
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emma roberts gets a ticket..
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Kiernan Shipka Titties Out…
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Chloe Bridges at an event
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Isabela Moner rhymes with boner
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Candice Swanepoel Tits and Candice Swanepoel event
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Kate Beckinsale Ass in Leggings…
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Rahsida Jones Looks like a 5 year old in this outfit…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Is this Pussy an Inny or an Outty..
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Naked Girls Kissing…
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MILF
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Hot Naked Amateur…
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Girl in Playboy – Hot
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Mating Dance
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Vegans…
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Big Titty Amateur
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Tallahassee Crap Trap…
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Liv Tyler Lingerie
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How a Blonde Croses the street
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PPL having Shitty Day
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Really Big Tits…
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Toronto BOOTY
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2019

Nov

Angelina Jolie Nudity of the Day

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These aren’t even Angelina Jolie’s tits because she cut them off to avoid cancer….

I guess she has a will to live. Maybe it is to bring us such epic hits like (insert any Angelina Jolie Movie Here – they all suck”. Maybe it is for all her kids to have a mom cuz their dad builds shitty charity homes in Lousiana so he clearly can’t be trusted. Maybe it is for all the hard work she’s done for the UN as their ambassador – saving the world….without the use of her tits….Maybe it is because she’s gone to therapy and realized how valuable life is and how beautiful it is and how shitty dying of titty cancer is…or any cancer for that matter…big pharma trying to keep the cure from the population because they make more money when people are sick.

What it comes down to is that she’s old and already made all the money she needs to make with the tits…tits don’t matter when you’re old…they just get in the way and make you look fat…so what the fuck ever….no need for tits….it’s just a question of whether they took her nipples too. They often do…

I am sure there is plenty of useless quotes and info about her life being spun out of the article these pics are from (Harper’s Bazaar maybe) But you won’t find them here! I am committed to giving you useless articles daily.

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