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2019

Nov

Charli XCX Big Nips of the Day

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Charli XCX got some big nips…

I know most of the world doesn’t know who Charli XCX is, but I don’t think Charli XCX is in on that…her narcissism and positive feedback doesn’t make her think she’s the loser that she is…the haters she plays off as just jealous…her bank account may also validate her as I don’t know what her financial dealings are and she could have a series of multi million dollars deals…I just know she isn’t ver good or interesting or compelling…

I remember when she first started out and was in leotards with her big tits out, using that strategy to get noticed as girls do, not realizing that she should feel like she has imposter syndrome, the now annoying syndrome all these influencers are milking, which basically means they don’t feel they deserver the BLESSED life and success they’ve seen cuz they know in their core that they scammed…the syndrome of people who tricked people into buying into them…and knowing they tricked them..while pretending they deservered it..not a syndrome…that we have to listen to these idiots talk about..

Frankly, I prefer CHARLI XCX approach of just pulling out the tit on live broadcasts from a phone, cuz that’s what we actually care about….even if them nips be BIIIIIG…tea coaster big…it happens.

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2019

Nov

Jojo’s Hard Nips of the Day

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Jojo barely mattered when she mattered but she’s still out there kicking it, probably making over a million dollars a year being Jojo, the Disney Kid who retired at 19, only to come back at 25, to do whatever it is she’s doing..

In those years she grew fat tits that I don’t know if she had when she was famous her first time around, because I always thought she looked like a little dude, and there were far more interesting Disney Kids to pay attention to, like our girl LINDSAY MOTHERFUCKING LOHAN…the legend of our time…and Jojo was an afterthough

But she’s doing a good job to remind us that her nipples get hard in this pic posted to her IG story that she knew her nipples were hard in…on some Jennifer Aniston in Friend’s strategy…look how good that worked out for her….

They may just be nipples…exactly…they are nipples.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2019

Nov

TIKTOK Video of the Day

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I know all you perverts like TIKTOK for the young girls dancing….and for the idea of CHINA using a social network to steal your data like they were Facebook…tracking your every move and listening to your every word like they were SIRI / GOOGLE HOME / ALEXA….because the real threat is in our own backyard…

But TIKTOK…like all things CHINESE are far superior to the USA version…that is probably outsourced and made in CHINA anyway…

Because the American version is just boring idiots trying to be lifestyle instagram influencers or sex workers or snapchap premium girls…photoshopped to shit and selling product NO ONE NEEDS…but idiots buy…

Where TIKTOK is people of all ages just doing funny and silly things, sometimes set to songs, but not photoshopped, and always weird and funny…it is comedic and sometimes brilliant…and I am a fan.

So this kid trolling his granddad is the TIKTOK of the Day…cuz it’s amazing…

Posted in:TIKTOK|Videos

2019

Nov

Insane Pervert Gets Interrogated – What the Fuck is Wrong with Ya’ll and Other Videos of the Day

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Protestor Knock Out.

Idiot With Microchip Implant that Opens Garage Door

Man in MAGA had Gets Spit On

South Florida Deputy Caught on Video…

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2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Can a yeast infection sustain a woman who is lost at sea?

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Russian Ass Slap Competie
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Dude Doesn’t Take Rejection Well
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Jim Jeffries Done his Talk Show and Doing his Sitcom..
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Whitney Houston was a Lesbian
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60 Year Old Walks 12 Miles To Work Every Day…
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Guess Who Drake is Fucking
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Man Gets Taken Out by Chef
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Sebastian Maniscalo Selling his Huge House..
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Melting Witch Made of Crayons…
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Punching Brock Lesner
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RUBIX Cube for the Blind
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have always been a pervert, so back when other people weren’t perverts, but were prude fucks, I was doing all the pervert investigating, whether it was showing girls weird pornos back in the VHS days at parties, or consistently asking what color their pubic hair was, it was a pre-wax era of bush, the good years, a simpler time for everyone except the billion dollar industry waxing created. I’d ask nipple size and color, I’d ask to be flashed, I’d ask about masturbating, how and to what and EVERYONE single girl I’d talk this shit to, would act grossed out and offended….girlfriends wouldn’t let their boyfriends hang with me…I worked in porn…I was fascinated by the weird fetishes of the internet, back when it was underground and it was all hilarious and fun to dig into and laugh at…or jerk off to..depending on how weird it is…

But now..the entire world is a weird porn obsessed group of perverts – making me safe and tame….the shit people watch and are into is substantially weirder and creepier than anything I would laugh at….and they are there jerking off to it….

So now I am forced to make fun of all this trash, since shock value doesn’t work in a world of depraved idiots, but that’s ok, I am too old to be the sexually frustrated pervert with a broken dick….I also don’t really care to have an audience, or build an audience, or have fans, if I did, I’d have had a youtube of myself talking about ticks and tips about my influencer life…but it is funny that shit I got so much hate for…is barely a fucking blip on the radar anymore….cuz all you fuckers surpassed me in weirdness….

So click the links, find your smut, make this magic.

Hot Girl Shaking her Ass
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TI Gets His Daughter Virginity Tested Yearly…Creepy
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Dude Gets Slapped Fuckign Hard
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Drunk Girl in Slutty Ass Costumes Punches Bouncer Brawl
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Storm Causes Alligator to Enter the Neighborhood
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Halloween Slutty Costumes
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Being Generous Can Backfire – the Halloween Edition…
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Sharon Stone Suing Trashy Rapper Slut for her Song Sharon Stoned
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Celebrities are so Fucking Lame
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Chloe Bennet Cleavage…
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Slutty Famous Chicks at a Fashion Event
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James Dean to be in a Movie Despite Being Dead…
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Update on the Jeff Epstein
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Richard Gere Having a Second Kid at 70…
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Chloe Chaloner See Through
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Maya Hawke Legs
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BART Employee Saves Passenger…
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Slutty Famous Chicks in a Cleavage Battle
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How Many of You Have Jacked off Keanu Reeve’s Girlfriend…
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Fortnight Player Cries
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Workout betty
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Rat in the Toilet – Terrifying…
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Punching Brock Lesnar Fail
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Paper Guitar
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Purse Snatcher Gets Beat with a Stick
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Things to Get the Nerds in your Life
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Valentina Bissoli in Lingerie…
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Finding a 50k Amethyst…
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Adriana Lima Sexy for PUMA
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Woman Knocks Out Husband….with Garage…
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American Properties are Slowly Shrinking
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Rat Cow Decides to Cancel Eminem Cuz He Said He’d Beat Rihanna too…Unfortunately no one is beating her up…
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Mariah Carey’s Christmas Plans
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Road Rager Gets it Back…
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Madison Beer in a Sweat Suit
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Kelsea Ballerini Cleavage
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Lohan at the Derby…
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Katie Holmes in a Sheer Top..kinda…
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Cara Delevingne Nude…
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Moran Got Tits
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Dianna Agron in a White Suit…
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Joan Smalls Slut Outfit
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Tia Carere Bigger and Cleavage – Wayne’s World…
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Rose Bertram in a Tight Dress
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Drew Barrymore in Pants..
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From stepSMUT!!

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I decided to do a tumblr porn for old times.
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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GLamour Model Holly Peers Topless in the Mirror like it was the UK 2005
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Extreme Insertion
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Big Titty Girl in Car Change
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Crackheads!
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Girl Shows Tits on Cam
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Miss Missing in THick Panties…
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Weird Mating Dance
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Christmas 2010 Sluts…
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When you want to look and feel like a sex doll
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Fat Ass Twerking
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Another Hot Reddit Amateur
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Paris in a Glass chair
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Blue Angel Naked
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Tess B – Naked
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Crotch Shot!
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2019

Nov

Serena Williams Bathing Suit Wetness of the Day

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Mrs Reddit, the front page of the internet, is out here in a bathing suit, doing the best to bring you some interracial, multi-gender cuz she’s too fit to be hormonally a woman, tennis star in a bathing suit getting wet, good times….

From one of the best tennis stars in the world in the history of Tennis, like a trans woman competing in a woman sport due to her size and power, to the waterslides of wherever the fuck she is, doing some MILF shit…

It may not be the hottest thing you’ve seen today, unless you have looked at nothing but yourself in the mirror, or on selfie cam….because you have no friends and you facetime youself for human contact…from your computer to your phone…like the sad and lonely fuck that you are…

But some of you nerds may be into this….I mean if it’s good enough for your overlord with his massive porno empire that they pretend isn’t a porno empire…the harbors some weird fucking shit thanks to communities of weirdos popping up on their /r pages…..someone out there’s gotta have a Serena Williams fetish….even though I don’t…but I do like watching female tennis, despite hating sports, because tennis is fun to watch, and when the girls still look like dainty girls before this one eats them up and spits them out, there are a lot of ass flashes and seductive moans….which makes it something you can masturabate to…but then again, you can masturbate to anything…you are just that sexually deprived….in some places that could make you some kind of superhero…just not on this planet…on this planet it makes you creepy…real fucking creepy…

Either way, I do this for you…appreciate my hard effort with my awesome edited video…cuz this motherfucker cropped out the reddit child created in her “womb”…because I respect the privacy celebrity kids…until they turn 18 and start posting up slutty pics to climb out of their parent’s shadows by leveraging their parents’ name…but failing because it takes a compelling person to become famous, and a lame person to ride her name to be famous….IRELAND BALDWIN…

Posted in:Serena Williams|Serena Williams|SFW

2019

Nov

Sierra Skye Naked for her Birthday of the Day

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The trend for the young instagram girls with way too many followers, like this Sierra Skye girl, who isn’t even that hot, but that has positioned herself as a fitness influencer, because she’s got a fat ass, that she got through fitness under the watchful eye of her coach, her stage parent mom, who looks like a gutter Florida beauty queen turned fitness model….trash.

So thanks to instagram, she is more than just a cocktail waitress she should have been…cuz she was born for it…..now she’s an INFLUENCER.

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2019

Nov

Paula Patton Hard Nip of the Day

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How excited are you for some bitch Alan Thicke’s son’s ex wife baby mommas hard nipple…

I know, so hot right…

So critical to all of our lives…right…

RIGHT…

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Posted in:Paula Patton

2019

Nov

Ekaterina Zueva Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Ekaterina Zueva is a nobody with a big set of bolt on tits. That’s all. Which I guess in this day and age isn’t a bad thing to be because so many skinny girls with bolt on tits are able to find customers for their services. Not to say this girl is a hooker, despite looking like one and having the name of one, and 2.2 million followers…but I will say that the girls of backpages needed to find somewhere to sell their vaginas in their DMs and obviously facebook/instagram was the place for that, and since FB/IG are too big to touch, or take down, they get all the pageviews and followers to the content of these girls selling themselves…and even if this one isn’t a sex worker, she likely only dates rich guys, someone has to pay for the POOL life, and really we’re all selling ourselves one way or another, but she should look into getting better fake tits….the fuckers she has are about as natural looking as having two jack-o-latterns she found on the street the day after halloween epoxied to herself….yes…mid rot pumpkin tits…MY Favorite kind of pie.

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