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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

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2019

Nov

Sofia Richie Activewear Erotica of the Day

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The highlight of your day is that Kourtney Kardashian has dropped out of her pure shit fucking show….Keeping Up with the Kardashians…so we can all hope that publicity stunt that I am sure all the entertainment blogs I don’t visit are crying about or packaging as news…eating up the bait that the Kardashians female ejaculated all over the internet….but

I am hoping that it is the beginning of the end for these idiots, I mean why not tap out from letting the world watch you be disgusting humans shaping pop culture int he worst way at 50 years old…

It’s like all the millennials are angry at boomers with their “OK, Boomer” memes…but yet the most influential pussy on the Internet is a fucking Baby Boomer age…

Makes no sense, but here’s Sofia Richie, the vagina the retired one’s baby daddy and ex husband now fucks….and despite being a vapid useless idiot who could use Lionel’s money better…she’s far hotter than Nicole Richie the one Lionel found in the trash outside a concert and decided to keep…so there’s that.

Here she is pretending to hide from the paparazzi she called in some hot fitness pants looking good….

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Here she is in a bra top…with a cameltoe….

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2019

Nov

Evelyn Rose Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Evelyn Rose and she is naked in a picture so she she must be a MODEL…or a girl pretending to be a model cuz she thinks she’s hot. So she goes out there and produces shitty boring half nude content we’ve all seen before hoping to go viral like she was Rat Cow…it’s like these girls are so into themselves, they think that just because they are hotter than most girls they know, and that they get all that male attention anywhere they go, that they can be the next Britney Spears….without ever feeling any IMPOSTER SYNDROME…cuz they are so hyped on themselves they believe they deserve it…they believe what they are doing is good, or hype, or fire, or amazing, or “on fleek” do people still say “on fleek”….and the whole thing is hilarious cuz despite being nude….SHE IS FUCKING boring…

So the day you are stripping down and the response is “oh that’s boring” we know…that the market of half naked sluts trying to get famous through nudity has reached saturation point.

DO SOMETHING GOOD…FUN…ENTERTAINING…this is no mans land of barely smut…barely provocative…barely interesting…but girl’s expecting that world….that is like when a Homeless person begging for change doesn’t do a fucking song, dance, circus performance, show me her tits…and just expects a hand out…BITCH..put some fucking work into it…a little brain power…just showing up ain’t enough…

I don’t know if this is HER….but this a video if it is…

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2019

Nov

Russian Girl Falling Asleep Standing Up and Other Videos of the Day

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Perv in the Hotel

Who Needs a Boat when you got a Cow

Beluga Whale Playing Catch..

Woman Gets Arrested

Hot Dog of the Day

Plane Loses Engine – Pilot Makes Silly Joke

Cop Takes Out Pedestrian

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2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Just here fantasizing about being self partnered like Emma Watson, but more importantly like I don’t have an obese 65 year old wife who won’t fucking die…but who will a fucking ton of work to care for as her toes get amputated and her mobility fails…

But you know all about being self partnered like Emma Watson, you masturbate 6 times a day despite having a full time job, and at 50 you always ask yourself if your grandfather jerked off as much as you in his era…when he was your age…knowing he probably didn’t…cuz people were still perverts back then, but they weren’t in hiding in a basement apartment closet of an apartment with access to all that porno..instead they just gave up on life at 25 supporting their ungrateful family of shit, with a job of shit, to pay for a house of shit….but on weekends he’d get to go fishing….

Which brings up an important point…why the fuck you thinking about your grand dad jacking off when you’re jerking off…that’s weirdo shit…

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Weird Fucking Fat Girl Bikini Flip Photobombing of Some Ass
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How Much does a Laundromat Owner Make
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Root of the OK BOOMER MEME….
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The Woman Who Wants to Cancel Clapping to be more Inclusive
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Wanted to Kill Himself Over Lost Titties..
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Ariel Winter – Bikini
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Woman Who Doesn’t Know Neighbor’s Name After 14 Years…
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Kid Doing The Worm Behind Jim Acosta
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Girl Almost Falls Down Grand Canyon Doing a Social Media Photoshoot…
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Tiny Puppy Gets Rescued…
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think I understand why people look at me in disgust when I am in public places…

It used to be because I was on the phone talking to friends about vile sexual things they did with the girl they met / hired at the bar at the end of the previous night…asking detailed question about pussy smell is frowned upon amongst the civilized..

But now I just get dirty looks because I smell of stale semen from never showering because why bother….these sweat pants are self washing like those modern washing machines…

I get the looking down on people thing, I’ve always liked to look down on homeless prostitute looking women with no teeth offering 20 dollar blowjobs while I am just trying to get into the pharmacy….but unfortunately…I like to look down on them after I’ve given them the 20 dollars…but I guess you don’t need homeless prostitutes nowadays…you’ve got tinder, dating apps, fetish sites, social media…so many contact points to find girls gutter enough to fuck you…and that is a win…thanks technology for giving herpes and shame in a whole new and less vulgar way….

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Girl Almost Falls Down Grand Canyon To Get that Epic Shot…Influencer Life Bro
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Cooking on Rough Seas…
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Was Suicidal after his Wife’s Death…
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2 Dudes on a Mechanical Bull is Pretty Queer.
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Wife Finds Hidden Room in House…
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Don JR Calls Out Joy Behar for Racist Costume when she was 29 – HILARIOUS – Other than killing the Exotic Animals – I like that guy
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Racist Socialite of the Day
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Girl with a Crazy Voice
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Dog Helps with Groceries…
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Kristen Stewart – Hard Nipple
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Hunter McGrady Fat Swimsuit of the Day
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WOman on her Electric Scooter
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Kelly Clarkson was on Sabrina The Teenage Witch…
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Sebastian Maniscalo Has an Awesome Home…
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Katharine McPhee in a Bathing Suit..
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Gabby Allen See Through…
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Cara Santana Wearing Black Bikini Pussy Pussy
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Getting Taken Out by the Hibachi Chef…
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Failed Magic Trick on TV…..
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TI Loves His Daughter’s Gyno Visits
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Missing Tire….
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Spanking Competition..
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Jim Jeffries Gets a Sitcom…
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Things to get the Nerd in Your Life…
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Rejected Dude…
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Scarjo in a Strapless Titty Top…
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Florence Pugh and her and her Unfortunate Name Has Cleavage…
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People are Pumped on Kate Beckinsale’s Old Ass in Leggings…
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Kara Del Toro Has Big Tits…
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Nicky Whelan Cleavage…
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Noah Cyrus is Gross
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Ariel Winter Leggings
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Kristen Stewart in her Underwear
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The MILK GOT SOUR
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Violet Summers Compilation for the 2.5 Million Violet Summers Fans
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Big Tits on this Naked Amateur…
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Gash Flash..
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OLympic Gymnastic Sex
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Gillian Chan – Tits
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Fish Net Titties…
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BIG TITS on the SELFIE CAM
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Short Shorts…on Girls
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Big tits – Hard Nips…
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Lesbians…Strappin’ It On…
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Dumbest Crime Ever….for Air Pods…
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What a Girl Sees in her Bikini…
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Laura Devushcat….Naked by the Pool…
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Some WTF is That
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Aidra Fox Tits Out….
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2019

Nov

Caroline Wozniacki Ripped Abs and Pussy Definition in her Bikini of the Day

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Tennis pussy in a bikini check…

If you can see past her abs and go straight for the wombat hole…

The photo is less queer to masturbate to.

That is my words of wisdom / tip of the day. I know…a modern day Oprah.

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki|SFW

2019

Nov

Kristen Stewart in Men’s Underwear Cuz She’s Edgy of the Day

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Lesbian Identity Crisis Kristen Stewart is the lesbian who is more a caricature or comic book version of a lesbian, than a believable lesbian. These actors don’t know who they are…but they know how to pretend. I trust nothing….not even an asymmetric haircut will fool me…

She has always looked miserable, which makes her lesbianism make sense, but maybe my opinion of lesbians is dated, I am old…or maybe lesbians fucking hate me and always have…because I’ve never met a lesbian who wasn’t angry…all that penis hate can eat a girl up sometimes…

All I know is that she’s GENDER BENDING…which was the term they used when people started going trans, before the past two years when EVERYONE started getting on hormones and cutting off their genitals…you know when girls put on boys underwear to pretend be progressive….or to hide their cocks…and I know a dude who used to make his girl wear little boy underwear and the whole thing was very fucking weird, made me uncomfortable knowing that info, knowing that his girl would comply, and this is a weird shoot that speaks to that weird almost criminal fetish and they should be penalized, but instead it is “Art” and progress in sexuality and gender…and that in and of itself is crazier than…if you know what I mean.

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2019

Nov

Creepy Katie Holmes Pantsless for a Magazine of the Day

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Do you believer in life after Tom Cruise?

I guess it is nice of him for not decommissioning her…you know selling her for parts to the other scientologist homosexuals to build Stepford Wives of their own with….or even just giving it away, he’s rich and doesn’t need the money…

I am not sure what magazine this is from, but I think it’s a nice reminder that I don’t give a fuck about Katie Holmes. Only once in her career was she hot and it was when she was naked and underwater in that move I’m sure you’ve all seen, and that alone is hard to embrace as being hot…because she was playing dead while naked…I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek….because I am a man…

I did see her in a park filming a movie here in Montreal and she didn’t even connect with my dog…reaffirming she’s a robot fuck…how could a human not even acknowledge a dog right next to her….maybe she was practicing her lines you know actors…so along with thinking she was a soulless cunt, I can tell you first hand that she is zero hot…and when you’re an actor…being zero hot is not a good thing when you try to play the hot chick.

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2019

Nov

Selena Gomez Pantless Manic Episode of the Day

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Selena Gomez is weirdly fucking medicated, crazy, having a meltdown…maybe it’s a possession from the soul of one of her Kidney donations…I don’t fucking know…

It is just a weird fucking series of content that should have been edited out by her team, but that maybe she’s had a revelation and decided that she must give the people her real self from the comfort of the prison that she calls home…you know since celebrity is prison…

The in and out of rehab Disney Kid who has been broken as fuck all these years…maybe her family is to blame, the Disney Execs, the fact that she was on Barney…in the selling of her to the world….

Basically mentally fucked from a young age, to fucking Bieber when he was underage….to him leaving her for Hailey Baldwin – going so far as marrying the low level influencer and D-List actor daughter with no prenup, just to escape Selena Gomez. She just kept leaching off his Bieber soul….

Maybe this is going to be like a throwback to when LOHAN, this is the second time I mention LOHAN today, I guess she’s just written into my CODE….but a throwback to when she lost her shit, or when Britney lost her shit, the fall of celebrity always fun to watch.

I couldn’t even get through this whole video..but what I did see was a real…”the world is fucking nuts”…what’s wrong with these people, they are so rich..just fucking tap out, but acreage in Montana or Wyoming or some other tax friendly state…and relax….travel the world…get an education…keeping up the act seems so unnecessary…and the general public doesn’t even give a fuck if Selena Gomez disappears…we got our own life to live…we forget celeb deaths a day after we write our own rendition of how they impacted our lives…she can also just work behind scenes…her ego doesn’t allow her to see that no one needs Selena Gomez…or cares about Selena Gomez…her work isn’t that important in the grand scheme of the world…or even the entertainment industry…and the only justification I can come up for this putting herself back out there is that she’s got financial issues and needs to put in work to pay her team…

Maybe a better idea is to keep the social media deleted as it isn’t doing her any favors and she should be out there taking care of her LUPUS…instead of being this mental fucking weirdo…

Craziness is everywhere cuz no one has a real perspective on what is important in life…and I blame Selena Gomez for continuing that trend with all that influence she’s got…

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2019

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues with Her Attempt at Sexy Fitness Content of the Day

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Ashley TIsdale is putting out some awkward and weird workout videos of herself that unfortunately for her can’t be photoshopped into making her look hot…but I guess they have face injections for that…she did have a botched nose job once and doesn’t have any issues trying to make her ugly face hotter by going under the knife…so she sure as hell won’t have issue doing injections all the girls are getting…I mean it’s making ugly girls hot everyday…giving them that porn look…making them all look the fucking same…

I’ve always made fun of Tisdale for not being hot, and it wasn’t just some cyberbully shit that was meanspirited out of bitterness that she wasn’t going to fuck me…as girls like to think any negative feedback stems from…you can’t have an opinion of a girl without it being “are you mad she won’t fuck you”…bitch…of course I’m not mad…girls haven’t been fucking me since the fucking 80s..that shit don’t phase me…I’m giving you my feedback cuz you suck…

Just yesterday some trash on my facebook WHO ADDED me…wrote that she’s tired of a broken heart after a month of posting “dudes are fuckboy memes”…to which I commented “Maybe it’s your fault, you are to blame”…cuz you are responsible for your actions…

Her little entourage of idiots were like “you’re obviously one of the guys she ignores in her inbox who won’t fuck you”….it’s like bitch…she added me and I’ve never communicated with her in her inbox…cuz I don’t give a fuck…I am just giving practical advice….but I am the asshole cuz I said it was her fault she had a broken heart and I am the asshole cuz she won’t fuck me…get a grip millennial idiot…

ANYWAY..

I made fun of Tisdale because they marketed as hot, when she wasn’t hot, I always used her as a body outweighs a face example cuz she was fit, despite not being hot…and I guess she’s back in the gym staying fit…which will go a long way for her…even if the content she produces around it fucking sucks and is totally embarrassing…

Tisdale…still ugly…still lame…but the body is alright…and that’s what matters.

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