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2019

Aug

January Jones Thotty Behaviour of the Day

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Ok January Jones with the ass shot for Instagram being all thotty..

I unfortunately followed her a while ago, not because I bought into the hype around her, or cared about her, or thought she was hot. I have never seen her in a movie or TV show, she barely exists to me, but for some reason I’ve been exposed to her updates, often times promoting her tits, and it’s been pretty fucking lame…

Maybe it is because as a drunkenstepfather I’ve created some innate or deep rooted ability to spot out the single moms, because the ONLY thing I know about January Jones is that she got knocked up by a rich guy she shouldn’t have got knocked up by, and they had an agreement, at least financial that she’d never expose him, so long as he pays her child support…so no one will ever know who thee dad is, maybe not even the kid, which I guess is expected by kids who have moms who dress like this in public….it reminds me of growing up with this white trash family that lived above the corner store, I didn’t know it at the time but found out later, that the mom was a single mom because she was a legit sex worker, from stripper to whore and when I’d go over to their house she’d be walking around in lingerie after getting fucked for money….I’d even see the johns and thought the whole thing was weird but at 10 had no idea what was really going on…but I am sure her kids knew….cuz if I’m here thinking she’s a whore….like January Jones in this outfit….the kid definitely knows…

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2019

Aug

Scarlett Johansson Old Legs of the Day

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At first I thought this photo of Scarlett Johansson was an ad for Deep Vein Thrombosis awareness….DON’T FUCKING SIT ON A PLANE TOO LONG GET UP AND STRETCH IT IS A REAL FUCKING ISSUE….

I had no idea that SCARJO had a stupid fucking full back tattoo like some trailer trash in Florida who has decided to Full-Time in her RV now that work at the strip club has dried up. Only the trash in Florida is more tolerable…..yes it’s that bad.

I bought into the SCARJO is hot narrative the media shoved down our throats back in 2005 when she was getting started, but I was quick to realize they were lying to us, we were being told a storyline that was just FAKE NEWS….you know to sell movies, to get bigger budgets…it’s an industry that relies on brain washing idiots.

So 15 years later, her ass in a bating suit on the beach, is about as garbage as I’d expect, you know as a celebrity who is still working, you’d think her days would be spent trying to deal with those thighs, but instead…she’s just like “I’m SCARJO – I CAN DO NO WRONG – THEY ALL LOVE ME”…and that level comfort led to complacency and complacency led to cottage cheese ass….I realize she’s 40 but that’s no fucking excuse…do better, work harder, you slacker getting ready for your LIVE ACTION MUPPET role as Miss Piggy.

I guess the surprising thing in this is that her Boyfriend isn’t black. Black dude love this kind of thick blonde pussy.

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2019

Aug

Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time..

This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old.

I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year…

Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time.

All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos.

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2019

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is out there with her hard nipples and fit enough body considering how pudgy she’s been over the years….and I guess she’s doing it for ELVIS….because ELVIS is her boyfriend…or at last the queer actor who was just selected to play ELVIS cuz all actors are queer…is her boyfriend…and since all actors are queer….we can assume their sex involves him looking at himself in the mirror reciting his lines while she uses a HITACHI MAGIC WAND or something more high end on her twat.

We have to remember, and of course we remember, that Vanessa Hudgens is a little pervert who was taking nude selfies featuring her hairy little pussy, before it was a thing. A Disney Kid moving first on sex work that she claimed was a “Violation” so that it didn’t damage her pervert career and despitee not looking that great, or her lawyers pretending she was underage in the pics to get them off the internet, I developed a respect that will be a lifelong respect for her, cuz girls who took nude selfies early in the nude selfie game are awesome..

So her hard nipples and ass in her yellow bikini, despite her possibly being pregnant is a reminder that Vaneessa Hudgens is great, if not in looks, then in attitude, but not in actual attitude cuz actors are entitled brats, but great in the fact she took nudes.

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2019

Aug

Whitney Cummings Nipple Extortion of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is a terrible fucking comedian, I don’t care what anyone says. I get that she sucked some proper dick, or charmed some idiot decision makers in Hollywood, and I get that she’s had some hit shows that she’s produced and made millions from, and I don’t discount or discredit that hustle, but there are many people out there with lesser talent, or with no talent, wh figured out how to milk the system.

I accidentally watched her Netflix special, or at least 5-7 minutes of it before being disgusted and turning it off.

I assume that she’s out here tits out trying to promote the shit…because it was that bad and needs to get some hype behind it and anyone with tits knows that this is how you get hype – fuck – she made a career off these tits where people would say “she’s not that funny” but “she’s got tits”..

Anyway, here is her rant about exposing her nipple on instagram claming she is being extorted..right…

Here is her other social media nudity..cuz that’s her tactics…

what is this FACE? It’s bad…like her comedy special…trying to be relatable but just being dog shit…

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2019

Aug

Chloe Green Topless of the Day

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Chloe Green topless on a boat with her new boyfriend…

She was the nasty, fat, vile billionaire’s daughter who married the “hot felon” meme, because when you’re rich there are so many different ways you can piss off your dad, and one of those ways is that…..not to mention, when you’re rich you can buy anything you want, including the cock of a meme you just couldn’t get out of your head, even if that’s some gutter criminal….and carry him around to high society events. I guess she was trying to line up genetics that she wanted to breed with…like some rich person trying to breed horses up in themselves….

Either way, she has new cock, probably not gutter criminal cock…and she’s got her nasty billionaire tits out….fun times…and the dream to be a K-Fed is alive..

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2019

Aug

Kristen Bell’s Scary Old Fat Arms of the Day

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I know this is hard to see amongst her titty with a potentially puffy nipple…but Kristen Bell, the 40 year old mom, married to a fucking annoying loser, has some real fucking gnarly ass arms…

I don’t think I ever watched Kristen Bell in anything other than Forgetting Sarah Marshall, where she only stood out as being the “why the fuck would anyone be broken up over this bitch”…and the “how could he hook up with her when he’s got Mila Kunis who was looking her best at the time all over him”….it was a reminder that we were watching a comedy cuz in any normal world replacing some ugly bitch with a hot bitch grows you a set of balls that allows you to say “fuck off” to the ugly bitch…

That said, I don’t have any interest in her recent re-do of some shitty show I never watched, but she’s doing press for it, so all of a sudden she matters again, and in mattering again we have to see her fucking old lady arms that we’d rather see her use to fly away on….but instead she’s acting like they aren’t fucking gross and flabby and old…wearing a fucking sex sleeveless dress…shouldn’t someone advise her?? Doesn’t she have a team? I guess they are only paid to Praise her….

Either way, gross.

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2019

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits in the water, possibly looking for the next home to home wreck….is a great lesson in the loyalty that Country Music provides for their artist. They are good people, American people, who still buy CDs, and go to Church and celebrate Christmas and shit….and they don’t get mad at LeAnn, they see her as a victim of the devil that is Hollywood…and they will still buy her records and see her perform at the Mississippi Casino…because she is onee of their own and for that they will forever support her, the more and more she looks and becomes a gutter porn looking bitch…

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2019

Aug

Danielle Harris Breast Feeding Exhibitionist of the Day

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The fact that this natural bodily function is considered activism is so fucking dumb, yes, you are a mom and your tits are full of milk to feed your baby…it’s how you are supposed to feed your baby, it’s not something you need to post on the internet unsolicited feeling empowered cuz it is gross…you are a mom who is mom aged keep that old used up tit to your damn self…

Not to mention, it shames those women who can’t breast feed. So mean spirited you bragging cunt…

It’s like if we all have bodily functions, but that doesn’t give us the right to post our boners, or DM or boners, or show how we cum, or show off our shit…it is frowned upon..but this, for some reason isn’t?

I’ve never seen a mom breastfeeding shamed for breast feeding. I think this whole thing has been made up by whores who want an excuse to pull out their tits without seeming slutty, well guess what we want that version of the tit…and we don’t want this….

She’s 42, no one cares who she is, and this is disgusting.

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2019

Aug

Maria Menounos No Armpit Hair So You Know She’s Old of the Day

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Maria Menounos is old, dated, out of touch and her Calvin Klein bra doesn’t fool me into thinking she’s a millennial….I know she’s too old for that…and you can tell by the fact that she’s got no fake armpit hair like Rat Cow the liar…or real armpit hair like trashcan Bella Thorne…so her trying to be hip, hot and cool at 40 isn’t reeally working for her, and she should really look to her Greek Ancestors to find the secret tzatziki sauce to success…..or she could just read this….cuz the secret tzatziki sauce for an old bitch to get noticed is ANAL…..turn to the asshole..it is the gateway to a soul no matter how old and dried up she is…there’s ample olive oil for that…

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