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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Oct

Top 5 Bush Shots of the Day

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We live in a bizarre and inconsistent world…where I got banned from Google Ads in 2004 or 2005 right before the window of opportunity of Google Ads paying websites stupid money, where sites with less traffic than this site posting Very similar content were literally making 100k a month, while I was making a few hundred dollars, since I could only run porn affiliate marketing campaigns, and no one pays for porn…

I’ve thought about suing Google for LOST wages, due to discrimination, for them labeling me porn, even though I only post celeb content….If they pay even a dollar a pageview retroactively…they owe me 100 million dollars…

All sites post the tits now…yet I’m still backed into the grey area smut corner…it’s crazy…

From Reddit, to Tumblr, to Youtube, to IG…to GFYCat, to GIPHY, to Facebook, to Google Images, to 9Gag, to pretty much every site….porn fucking everywhere….cuz it’s the internet….but those sites are at the right table, friends with the right people, maybe more Legit…you know I don’t have a WikiPedia page and barely exit…

Anyway, I’m not whining, I chose my destiny, to protest censorship, even though I don’t get credit for it…

And here are BUSH pics pulled directly from Instagram – images I’ve reported just to see if they delete them….and obviously….they don’t think it’s against terms…but on this site…it’s Porn..

Fuck off but luckily…I love bush and have forever….and I’ve consistently fought for Bush Rights…Save the Bush….fuck yes.

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2019

Oct

Tiffany Lopez Pussy Slip of the Day

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After much research I still have no idea who Tiffany Lopez is…

We can assume that she is Mario or George or Jennifer Lopez’s wife, daughter..cousin, who fucking knows…she really doesn’t exist..but she does get to go to slutty Halloween events with red carpets that the Paparazzi are at…an opportunity she doesn’t take for granted, and instead pulls out her pussy in a way to make it look like an accident, or less desperate, despite being desperate enough to show off her cunt, but that could be just what she does….I mean showing pussy is likely part of the picture or strategy or why she’s even invited to an event where she can show her pussy on such a stage…

But then again, she barely exists so who cares why the pussy is out, it’s just good to look at the pussy, when you’re like me and a fan of the pussy…

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2019

Oct

Romy Reiner Tits of the Day

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If you know me, and you don’t….but you can pretend you do, since you come here for the tits and may accidentally read some of the nonsense I write, despite not being a writer, or a comic…just an asshole….

But if you know me, then you know my favorite people, the ones I celebrate and praise, the ones who have the most interesting lives….are Celebrity kids.

I don’t know why I think they are the best breed or subculture or genre of person…

So here is a hot new celeb kid, Romy Reiner, who has awesome tits and posts bikini pics to her 4000 followers cuz she hasn’t gone viral yet…and that alone is hot.

You know, born rich and connected, respected solely based on her dad….who has done SO fucking much from being Meathead on All in the Family, to directing countless classic movies, and producing even more from Castlerock entertainment…then there’s her comedic legend grandfather, who I used to follow on Twitter and who I’ve read the biography of…Carl Reiner…like so much history in the sperm that made her….so that even if she’s an entitled cunt, it’s warranted and justified….

And the best thing in all this is that she’s not Penny Marshall’s kid….you know cuz she was Rob Reiner’s first wife and if you’ve seen Laverne and Shirley or really any Penny Marshall movies you’ll know her kid wouldn’t be looking hot like this…probably cuz Penny was 60 when this one was born….RIP Penny…Hello Romy.

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2019

Oct

Michelle Monaghan Wet Bikini of the Day

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I always confuse Michelle Monaghan as being the girl on LOST…but as it turns out she’s actually from the Mission Impossible movies, that I can say with confidence that I’ve never seen….I hate that kind of shit…and not even because of Tom Cruise and his creepy and intense smile…one of my favorite movies is COCKTAIL…

Point being, at 43, she knows to do slutty content, just not slutty enough…

If it’s not close up before and after turning 40 pussy slideshow…it don’t matter.

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2019

Oct

Miami Booty…and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Man Hit With Fire extinguisher…

Drunk Mounts Pony

Car VS Crowd…

Door Fail

Woman on Bike Towing a Kid…

Truck Vs Tailgate Riders

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I did a home autism / aspergers test and apparently, to my emotionless, hate of society surprise….I am not on any spectrum. I am just detached because humanity is fucking gross, not because I can’t relate to them, but because I don’t want to…

I’d rather have been autistic, so that I could mooch off the system with disability checks, I’ll have to find another fake illness to exploit to get back of some of those social services Canada Tax dollars pay out to all the other degenerates…

I want to be one of those degenerates…a milk the system kind of degenerate…and here are some stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Snake Ruins Girls’ Slutty Dance…
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Candy Spelling Sells 23 Million Dollar House….
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Slutty Athletes…
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George Lucas Reacts to Star Wars Trailer…
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Official Trailer for vin Diesel Zombie Movie…
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Judge Throws Out Vergara Case..
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Dude Pulls Gun on Students…
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More Rapes for Cuba Gooding JR…
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Cara Delevingne Shitty Catalog Pics….
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Steamroller Has Mind of Its Own…
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where having one Kim K isn’t enough, so we made the whole family famous. Now, each country has what they call their own Kim K….There is a Mexican Kim K, a Serbian Kim K, any country you can think of, has slut with a fake follower, fake ass, fake bitch, acting like a gay dude…never going to go away…it’s a fucking disease.

We also live in a world where they are giving people fecal transplants as a cure for IBS and to help in Weight loss….GUT FLORA by putting someone else’s shit in with your shit and letting it’s bacteria become one….a true love story….that’s why I refuse to eat a clean ass…if I can’t taste yesterday’s dinner today…..in truth feces repulse me but I don’t mind when a girl eats mine…for health and wellness…to get her vitamins…

Here are some stepLINKS..coming in with purpose.

Russian Figure Skater’s Slutty Costume Change….
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Tenacious D Crashes Cover Band…..
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Some LIGers
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Girls Who Shuffle
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Not to be confused with my Girls Who Shuffle Video of 2016….
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Ariel Winter Fitness
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Road Raging Truckr
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Annoying Trying to Be Famous Singer Mad a Fan Told Her To Take Top Off…Grow Up Cunt
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Suki Waterhouse Short Pants
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Russian Road Rage
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Landslide Takes Out Subaru
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Lame but Hilarious Dudes Who Photoshop Girlfriends into Their Pics…
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RAF Pilot Goes Rogue in 1968
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The Craziest Caption I’ve Read Today About Katie Holmes…
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Nicki Minaj Marries Sex offender
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Tranny Wins Bike Race against Women….Go Men…
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Rocket Launch…with Bonus FIreball
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Kylie Trademarks Rise and Shin e – Weird…
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Miley Cyrus Gets In Trouble For Bing gay for a few weeks
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Rick Astley Covers His Own Song
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Tesla Smart summon Feature Fail. LOL
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Pollution Activists – Weird.
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Farrah Abraham See Through on Red Carpet
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Slut’s Nip on Red Carpet
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Asshole Cat…
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Try Guys – Traditional Unsexy Vs Sexy Costumes…
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National Anthem on Credit Card Machines…
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18 mins of Twerk
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Nicola McLean Huge Tits…
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Amber Heard Devil Lady Uses Jason Momoa’s Nipple for Gender equality on Social Media…
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Tough Times for Harry Potter
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KANYe donates 1 million dollars for Kim’s Bday
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Car VS Flood
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Sluts at an Instyle Party
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Katie Cleary Tits Out..
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Katharine McPhee Old Man Fucker with Big Tits
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Suki Waterhouse – In tight shorts outside a gym in West Hollywood
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Naf Nah Williams – is Black in a Racy Outfit
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Scar Jo Titties
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Nicky Whelan Slutty Dress…
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Mena Suvari – Scary Last Chance For Animals’ 35th Anniversary Gala in Beverly Hills
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Brie Larson – bikini
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Lea Thompson Lives…
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Kathryn Hahn – Gross
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300 Year Old Donna D’errico is Lookg Hot
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Ali Larter Old
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Rain Michaels Thick
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Madison Beer On the Steets…
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Lacey Chabert – LA screening of Hallmark Channel’s “A Christmas Love Story”
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Is Family Porn the Future of Porn…
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Huge Tits in a Store
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Black School Girl
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FIngers in her Ass
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Bartender Serves Beer With Ass…
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8 Public Acts that Mak
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Big Tits
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Crazy Would You Hit It..
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Naked Runner…
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1 Night in RUssian
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Fetish You Didn’t Know existed
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17 Idiots
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Pussy in Pool
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Vibrate That Clit…
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Insta Ho Kiki Passo
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2019

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Vagina on the Beach of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is on the beach for the paparazzi she hired as part of a stay relevant as an underwear promo model into your 40s cuz you love it so much and it is all you know. The brazilian slut version of a sports hero who is scared to retire….not that she’s a hero…I think she’s consistently been pretty average as a model her 20 year career….

As it turns out, while out doing the whole trying to get attention on the beach, sexualizing herself for the tabloids if you will, her pussy lip slipped out of her shorts…

This could be from numbness caused by use, or lack of sizing it properly caused by having kids and not knowing you have mangled lip that hangs out of you, or maybe it’s just aging, cuz these girls BOTOX their faces, and hands, and necks…but don’t bother with the pussy…so while all of her is better than most 40 year olds…her pussy is looks older than her actual age due to use….or maybe this was intentional to make the most out of the paparazzi…while showing pussy has conistently done well for her…either way…it’s here/there/everywhere….

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2019

Oct

January Jones Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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January Jones was at the 5h annual InStyle awards..

January Jones is such a fucking dud…from single mom, to acting, to using social media, everything about her just sucks…I guess booking MadMen as a solid thing to happen for her, legitimizing her, but even legitimate tits, with actual solid resumes, who have been on hit shows, can fucking suck….and January Jones….if that’s even her real name is proof of that…

If I was to choose my favorite Jones to talk about, it would be Jenny Jones….the only Jones who matters….but instead I’m here doing another January Jones post like she matters…cuz Jenny Jones isn’t out at events showing tits…instead
she hosts an IG cooking channel no one follows ….that is far more interesting than January….

Here she is with amber valletta

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2019

Oct

Bet on Today’s NBA of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, sports are pretty queer from an objective outsider looking in vantage point, but I will admit that this outsider looking in views everything from a sexual perspective, so my opinion on sports being queer is strictly based on thinking that if a dude is doing anything, or watching anything, it is either for sexual reasons or to make money….to pay for things like a wife you accidentally got for sexual reasons and could never get rid of her….

So as a non-sports dude, seeing muscular and fit men in tights like in the NFL – hump each other in arenas is fucking weird…Other sports, like basketball are still queer to watch but less obviously queer..cuz you get in trouble for touching each other the way you should…but still queer.

Unless you make a business out of it, by betting on the games. It gives you a valid, adult reason to be watching that televised billion dollar industry SMUT….

Which is why I keep telling you to Bet on Sports…make wasting your day watching it count.

Today’s game to bet on is NBA – Some Basketball – Some tall folk running to put a ball through a net with no contact – like some light on their feet ballet dancers – all while millions of dudes who identify as straight watch…

Today in NBA we got:

New Orleans Pelicans (I didn’t know they were a Team) vs Toronto Raptors

The spread is:

NOLA: 227½-10

Toronto: -5½ -10

The Money Line is:

Nola: +186

Toronto: -214

And the overly hyped on Social Media cuz everyone seems to be from LA….

Lakers vs Clippers

The spread is:

Lakers: 227½-10

Clippers: -1 -10

Money Line