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2024

21

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but as an old undesirable pervert, having the opportunity to see a pussy during the day that I would NEVER be privy to seeing in any way, shape or form, not even if I started my amateur Gynecological clinic, or my WAXING VAN initiative because girls like the pussy flashers through their pants don’t get duped into schemes like that….they don’t need to….

Which means the cameltoe is a critical source of my happiness because I love pussy even though pussy don’t love me.

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2024

21

Aug

Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think that Nikki Gerber is the Gerber Baby, but she could be the heiress to the GERBER fortune like Kaia Gerber’s dad…which is apparently a rumor that I made up many years ago and he is in-fact not the baby foood magnate’s grandson, but just some model fucking restaurant owner who launched a tequila brand with George Clooney….

Speaking of model fuckers, this NIKKI GERBER is apparently an actual model so wanting to fuck her makes you a model want to fuck her, a variation from being an actual model fucker….but it’s something…because YOU are something!

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

21

Aug

Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day

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I was talking to some internet pervert who gets off to celebrities like some kind of weirdo who doesn’t realize that these people fucking suck…and that the local babes are far more fun to jerk off to because you can actually run into them in person and they don’t have the egos or the yes-men around them inflating their egos and bank accounts…..

The key to life is finding the bitch before OTHER people find the bitch….which is why I always suggest traveling to small, low population towns with no internet access to get yourself someone who is desperate for new cock, so desperate they’d take you for a ride….but unfortunately, the internet ruined everything and those magic moments don’t happen anymore…making being a sexual tourist a lot more annoying…

Anyway, celebrity fan said Bella Thorne is off OnlyFans, after doing such an aggressive push and cash grab on ONLYFANS, inspiring millions of young whores to join ONLYFANS, even launching her own content studiio to manage people’s ONLYFANS, like Carmen Electra and a bunch of other has been grannies…

So Bella’s tapped out and gone back to mainstream work, legitimate work, her whoring was just a phase, an angle to stay relevant, all in efforts to take her mainstream productions to the next level….

BUT the good news is, we can still stare at her acne ridden tits and try to look up her skirt which is FUN.

Plus, my theory is once a whore always a whore, you can retire from whoredom but it doesn’t retire from you, and unless you die of a FENTANYL overdose…there’s a long life of whoring ahead….this is just a slow period in whoring..

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2024

21

Aug

Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day

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There’s a video going viral of one of the greatest boxers of all time, dancing in his thong underwear with his woman Holly Sonders, who is also in her thong underwear….

He’s one of those people who probably took steroids fucking up his whole chemistry like he was Bruce Jenner, but instead of cutting off his dick, he just stock to cross dressing and dating weirdly cartoon-like women you’d expect a teen to jerk off to when he lacks access to porn….

I don’t really give a fuck about Oscar De La Hoya, his career as a boxer, his cross dressing, or the fact that he’s shaking his dick like a polaroid picture in his skimpy panties…because we have to embrace the trannies for inclusivity not as mental health weirdos…

I’m more disturbed by his woman’s really aggressively fake ass…

Now, I always hated fake tits for being clown-like, but these clown-like asses are way fucking worse..

In more important news, De La Hoya had a daughter with whore Shanna Moakler, which means she’s Travis Barker’s stepdaughter and probably a soon to be a Kardashian, which will add some better genetics to the Kardashian mix, plus both their dad’s are trannies..so they have something to bond over…and her ass, unlike her stepmothers and her stepfather’s new wife, seems more authentic.

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2024

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to like hanging out in the lobbies of office buildings at 9 am when work was just starting and I’d be avoiding heading home from a BINGE….because I’d like to see the normies and their career life after selling out to the man for a paycheck to inspire me to keep on the path of drinking, self destruction, no success, low impact work life and freedom….

There used to be a lot of hot secretary type women who I just assumed were secretaries since all women in the corporate world, even the TOP LEVEL execs are secretaries to me. They just get a nice title next to their name because it makes the employer seem less of an asshole…

Earlier today, I gave it a try…I like round ass in pencil skirts looking all professional starting the day…and I didn’t see one hot corporate shill…

THEY were all fatties or immigrants….and I don’t think it’s the great white replacement they are talking about, I just think hot chicks realized working sucks so selling nudes on the internet is a more viable option…

ONLYFANS killed the Secretary Executive, but I’m sure they produce fetish content around it, and THAT is what counts…

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2024

20

Aug

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

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Foot fetishists will jerk off to any foot….so why not make it Britney Spears’ foot. We can’t guarantee this isn’t a corpse foot since I am convinced that she’s dead, but that hasn’t stopped you in the past…you committed Foot Fetishist weirdo..

As a foot fetishist, do you think of all the places those feet have been. All the steps they’ve taken, all the miles walked, all the shit that they’ve stepped in, all the stubbed toes and rolled ankles, the calluses and the foot fungus infections….ingrown toenails from the dancing….

Do you think old lady feed, all thick skinned and yellow tinged are the best thing to cum on, better if they give you a foot job…

I don’t get it…but if I was to jerk off to any feet, I think Britney’s feet would be a good place to start.

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2024

20

Aug

Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

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Tate McRae is some Canadian they exported to American to perform on creepy dance reality shows that seem to be a loophole for perverts to get their inappropriate content, because no man right in the head is watching dancing reality shows unless it’s to jerk off to the women in motion….

That being said McRae the Canadian bred to dance was on the show at 13 years old, she’s 21 now and they are packaging her as a popstar and it seems working.

I guess if you can dance and you’re trained by a stage parent who happens to be a dance coach with a dance school, you have 90 percent of what you need to be a compelling popstar for the industry, since they just fake the music or the singing anyway through computers…

What once caused scandals for MILLI VANILLI, unable to blame it on the rain, has become standard industry practice where none of these award winners are actually singing, they’re computerized….

Anyway, she’s got big tits, her boyfriend is trending TIKTOK rapper KID LAROI another packaged entertainer, and the whole thing reminds us that there is still new entertainers with TITS out there, following the same formula to success with high profile love affairs, stage parents and stupid retard internet fans that make them viral…

I’m here for the tits…MANUFACTURED POPSTAR TITS!

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2024

20

Aug

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

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I wonder about this Padma Lakshmi chick….

She never really mattered when she was at her prime, at least not really mattering much other than her having big INDIAN TITS, which like BUTTER CHICKEN is a thing…she did some cooking show hosting but her real win was when she was doing some COCKing show hosting in the privacy of the billionaire’s home.

She was with a dude who owned a huge talent agency called IMG who ended up dying on her watch, SUSPICIOUS…..but prior to his dying she told him that her geriatric pregnancy was his. She was already old as shit then, but realized this would be a game changer for her if she got pregnant…..because MEAL TICKETS!

The kid wasn’t his, because she HEDGED HER CUNT, like HEDGING her BETS, probably with not so much HEDGE since she was being seductive….and ended up taking loads from one of the founders of DELL COMPUTERS where her family back in INDIA used to make processors….you know, doing it for the PEOPLE…

So she’s here with TWO LOADS HER waiting for one to stick, knowing she’ll play both dudes, hoping it’s not the DYING dues because she can get his money first through inheritance then do the PATERNITY TEST later, to go get the remaining of the money for parental support…STRATEGIC…

So yeah, she’s a whore, I like bringing up that storyline because it sets the stage for her being 55 and suddenly SPORTS ILLUSTRATED and the PIRELLI TIRE CALENDAR are using her willing to get naked like it was for billionaire cum body for their campaigns…and you have to wonder if she’s really that much of a draw…is she really a marquee performer that generates hype through her desperation…does her tactics that got her BILLIONARE CUM in self promotion work for brand activations as well…

WHO KNOWS, but check out the loser on set with the fan….something you’d consider a dream job…because you’ve accepted that you don’t deserve the respect of these women, you’re just happy to be there looking at their old pock marked tits..

I guess if she’s going to be posing for anything, it might as well be for an OLD TIRE COMPANY, because that’s pretty much words I would use to describe PADMA…the OLD TIRE….

She was also in LISBON(ER).

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2024

20

Aug

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

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Here are some shots of Leni Klum for some brand deal.

Unfortunately, they aren’t cum shots, but rather boring photos of the Heidi Klum spawn with the big tits.

The good news is that they can be cum shots, just your cum shots if you’re into cumming on your screen, which apparently many people do. They call them cum tributes.

In the staged photoshoot, they lazily gave her a picnic in what is probably a piss soaked hiking trail in California…

She laid down a blanket to fuck on, without actually fucking on it…because that’s the extent of her creative vision because she’s rich and doesn’t need a creative vision…just a little mouth work on a straw while being provocative.

She has a 20 dollar smoothie, liquid calories that aren’t your ideal liquid calories, yep, going back to the cumshots…because she’s a rich kid who needs to stay skinny, so eating food on a picnic would be MENTAL….especially when you can just uber eats a smoothie thanks to MODERN SLAVERY…

She isn’t showing off her tits, which is a fail….possibly a crime…or should be a crime because if you have EPIC tits and you don’t show off your EPIC tits, you’re EVIL….possibly even SO EVIL that your grand parents and great grand parents were NAZIS…..imagine that….GENERATIONAL EVIL…

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2024

20

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

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I don’t like to celebrate the Kardashian / Jenners because they are vile pieces of shit, but I don’t like to think they are influential or important because of anything they did, it’s more just where society is at as a whole, and they’ve been able to rock that treadmill of relevance in this new era that never unfollows and lets these scumbags exist for decades longer than the 5 minutes they should have lived…waking up at 50 and saying “shit, I still make millions doing this shit, what a fucking joke, people are really fucking dumb”….only they’re more egotistical so they instead decide to think of it as being important, smart, clever, great marketers…it can’t be fluke or chance…it has to be because they are so special…..I mean think of all the people who tried and didn’t become Kardashian/Jenners, that’s their validation.

Anyway, the demons and all their instagram body modifications creep me out in their influencer brand ambassador gnome bodies….coming to STEAL your soul or the souls of young girls who could achieve greatness but instead sell pics of their tits…which to some people is GREATNESS, since we like tits.

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