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2019

Sep

Halsey Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Halsey has fake tits now that she’s got more than 9 dollars to her name….you know so she bought some tits cuz she’s so fucking fake having fake tits make her feel whole or some shit…that I assume makes her feel more confident about using tits to get even further along than she already is…

In case you don’t know or care about Halsey, and I know that I don’t, but I unfortunately know her storyline and marketing hooks because I run a titty site that filters this kind of information to me…it’s terrible…

So the 9 dollars to her name story, is a bullshit story she created early on in her career to give people an angle. To give her more depth. To generate sympathy. To pull the whole uplifting bullshit. To dramatize the reality because people love a rags to riches, American Dream story….

So she said she was homeless, thanks to being from some abusive home, where she was addicted to party drugs and partying, and that sh only had 9 dollars in her BANK, which for those you who don’t know, a Bank is where homeless people store their money, and she claims, this is where it gets good, she claims that she bought a case of redbull to stay up for three days, instead of sleeping on the streets, where she’d surely get raped..

When the true story is bitch was raised to learn instruments like the VIOLIN, which in case you didn’t know is super ghetto trash and something that you learn in all broken homes…I think it is a prerequisite to being ghetto trash “must have one child in violin lessons”……and bitch may have “moved out” of her parents house for a week cuz they were mad about her partying, or maybe they lived too far from the party…so at 18 she said “I’m 18, I can vote, and I vote to leave here, fuck ya’ll”….and bitch may have had 9 dollars she bought redbull with…but she was at the clubs, in the VIP rooms, drinking for free and working the DJs into letting her lay down the vocal track that got her the record deal and that gave us this pile of dog shit called HALSEY…

Don’t believe what the media tells you, it’s not a fake news situation, it’s a fake everything situation as all these fuckers and all the stories we hear are just full of shit…to brainwash you…

But this bullshit story comes with bullshit tits which makes her more fun to hate when she lies..

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2019

Sep

Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is at a 3,000 dollar a night hotel that I am sure she didn’t pay for, but if she did, it doesn’t really matter how much it is, thanks to being richer than fucking god from Disney and her coming of age, coming out, amateur porno tour that brought us things like white mainstream girls twerking, and a whole lot of tits out, pussy out, bisexuality…

I don’t know how much the MILEY EMPIRE makes in a year, but I am sure it probably around 3,000 dollars an hour, every hour, of everday in a year, which works out to be something like 30 million a year…and I don’t think it actually matters, what matters is that she’s bringing her confused sexual identity to this wonderful setting to show off her aging ass, and dopey face like you’d expect her to do….

She’s way too tame even with the whole marriage and divorce and lesbian rebound thing….cuz thee only version of MILEY Worth bothering with was the one who played up being a “weirdo” by being as weird as possible which was pretty fucking lame but more interesting than this basic instagram bitch bikini shit…

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2019

Sep

Lottie Moss Bolt Ons of the Day

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Lottie Moss is riding her half sister, who could be her mom in both age and the fact people are weird and do incest, Kate Moss’ name so hard that you’d think she was a heroin addict rocker dating Kate Moss…but instead she’s some muppet with bolt on tits, showing you the difference between hot in the 90s, when Kate was first becoming an icon for being skinny and hot, while now you can have a lot more thickness and plastic in the mix, not that she’s even comparable to her sister, in anything but some sister fetish porn where you’d probably want to see them dick on dick to see if they have the same pussy genetically…

That’s about all I need to say about that.

HERE IS HER SISTER KATE MOSS AT AN EVENT

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2019

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Tits of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker the foot face/ hoof looking old lady face…that we’ve all looked at confused over her 40 year career. I remember her on Square Pegs because I am old as fuck…and I’ve consistently thought she was brave to enter Hollywood looking like that…and I’ve consistently been impressed that a face like hers could be an very successful 80s teen in movies before becoming a SUPERSTAR in the 90s with Sex and the City, a show that destroyed the happiness of women everywhere, because they craved the Cosmopolitan, career and designer clothing life ,instead of the happy and fulfilled family life, meaningless sex with randoms over no sex with a husband…even though her real life is no sex with a husband cuz Broderick Bueller is a homo…

Her career pretty incredible, but I allocate 99 percent of that success to her tits…Tits she’s gone ridiculous with in this dress…to divert from the Celine Dion looking face…

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2019

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some clickbait ass from social media with a stupid amount of followers despite being barely fucking interesting besides her willingness to show her ass..

Why would a brand partner up with her based on her contribution to society, or even her contribution to instagram, seeing as she’s just an ass who does ass content, but as it turns out brand partners are equally whores and partner with wherever the traffic is until some activist SJW screams “CANCEL THAT PERSON”…and they all fucking listen as they don’t want to be cancelled themselves…instead of just saying fuck off get out of here….

Well Sommer is out here doing laundry like she’s ever done laundry, acting like som immigrant bitch who just got to America and is trying to get to that America dream….while living the American dream….maybe offering some irony or thought provoking with her pics about a step back to traditional gender roles of women not actually working, but filling their days doing errands, fucking the milk man, and watching soap operas…you know while husband was out making the money and didn’t have to touch things like kitchens or laundry rooms…..or maybe it’s more a step back to Glamour model days when women posed in pics like these for men’s mags…something that’s ended despite men still existing…thanks to everyone being scared of a little tit, sex appeal and being #MeTooed

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2019

Sep

Shay Mitchell Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is knocked up by some CANADIAN VJ who hasn’t been on CANADIAN TV in years, but he has been in Canadian TV Stars that moved to AMERICA to make it in the last 9 months..or at least his cum has been….all these people with the creampie fetish like they are into the risk of breeding, we are animals and instinctively want to breed everytime we fuck, even if it’s with some fat chick we met that night, in an our brains say no, our cumming in her cuz she asks for it, and that’s hot says OK…..maybe the girls like the hormones absorbed in fluid exchanges, the endorphines or whatever is released…

Clearly sometimes the risk is worth it for the dude, not all pregnancy ends in abortion, if anything, it can sometimes be a good way to secure your fucking future with the right girl…like K-Fed did…not right in terms of love, right in terms of manipulating your way in, tricking her into thinking you love her, and allowing you to work on your creative projects by her pool while she’s out there hustling, cuz she believes in you.

Life is sales, everything is sales, so you can sit and sell shit to idiots all day to pay rent on your shitty apartment, barely making it….despite the effort, or you can sell one dumb rich girl and live a life you’d never live if left to your own devices..

MAKE THE RIGHT SALES CALL….Quality not Quantity…

Either way, a nice status play on his part…get that rich as fuck, highly followed, hustling rich kid from West Vancouver, who is likely a total cunt, but too busy to bother with you, so you livee the good life in LA, she makes you a kid to stay at home dad while she’s on her annoying trying to be a “MOGUL” cuz she was on a hit show kick….

You can just fuck off and the get child support of 20k USD a month, which is like 30k Canadian and the kid will grow up to have access to all the best things, best schools, not that that’s part of the plan, as the baby momma is all about instagram and exploiting the fuck out of Social Media for personal gain…so it will become a vapid spoiled idiot…so it’s all positive and so are her massive mom tits, despite the whole ready to drop filled up uterus, that’s gross….

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2019

Sep

Caylee Cowan Nudity of the Day

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Caylee Cowan is another one of these busty teens who has had videos released of her sucking dick on the internet, which is standard fucking practice for the youth that don’t give a fuck about privacy, love exhibitionism, are desensitized by porn, and don’t think filming a dick suck is a bad thing…which is great progress for man…and I literally mean all men into young girls who would have worked at the GAP in our era, but who are now doing amateur porn on weekends, while the day job is acting…weird times, but not bad times, I think seeing any actress with a dick in her mouth makes me respect her more as a person…it makes me take her more seriously in acting roles and it makes me see her as some kind of philanthropist all socially responsible giving back. It’s nice.

There is video..

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2019

Sep

Katherine McPhee Explicit Pic of the Day

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Parental Advisory, more into grandparental advisory and by advisory I mean anal.

Katherine McPhee married a billionaire, who despite being 80 years old, way too old for a 35 year old, comes with a lot of benefits, like being a billionaire. You can buy yourself a lot of nice things with his billions of dollars that she can post to social media to get attention from younger more age appropriate dudes who aren’t marriage material, but their dicks still work and don’t smell like mothballs…

A nice strategic way to get in with a music industry legend, through her vagina, that old man can still eat like it was the doctor ordered puree he’s supposed to eat, so she can still get off…plus rich guys are weird and seeing he is probably into having a steady stream of young cock fuck her while he watches.

Trading in her freedom and I guess dignity for personal gain like CAPITALISM has trained her, and really being the nurse to an old rich fuck isn’t a bad gig, he’s got money to hire actual nurses so you don’t need to change the diaper and his low testosterone means you only have to fuck him like once a month or less…so it’s barely sex work…and the quality of life man…it just can’t be rivalled….

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2019

Sep

Julia Schlaepfer Netflix Star Monster Tit Cleavage of the Day

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Julia Schlaepfer is another one of these new faces with monster tits…and not the greatest face making moves and movies and taking advantage of any opportunity to use her tits to get ahead…so thanks for that..

We’ve had that CAYLEE COWAN chick and that other one from EUPHORIA, Sydney Sweeney Tits Out in Euphoria of the Day….just small frame girls with silly fucking monster tits…and it is great.

With all the complaints about the environment and sustainability, hormones in the food and global warming – looks like a good design to me….

Where men are turning into women from the Soya and the Microwaves, and women are turning into top heavy things…tits are substantially more ridiculous than they once were…it’s like the scientists behind all that GMO and chemicals in our system from the drugs found in our water thanks to the sewage treatment plants failing us to all that other shit we’ve accepted as a people from the companies without question thanks to being distracted by taking selfies…couldn’t do a better job…

Cuz tits, will always be tits, no matter how the girls wanting to show off the tits, polarize it…

So she’s on the new Ryan Murphy show called The Politician….where she does the tits right and gives them a new audience….and she’s on IG with only 4,000 followers as of now – so that’s about to change CLICK HERE …she’s the breakout star of the year…

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2019

Sep

Scary Face Balla Hadid Nipple Top of the Day

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I feel like calling Bella Hadid horse faced isn’t doing how ugly she is any justice. I don’t even know if that would qualify as a horse face. It looks like it good be long and asymmetrical…masculine and hard…unappealing and even scary. Maybe what you’d expect to find on another planet in one of your nerd Scifi Star Trek type shows…but there is something terrible and unattractive about her…even will all this very expensive pro make-up and plastic surgery tactics…it isn’t pretty….

I guess the real interesting thing about this is that Bella Hadid and her team convinced an industry, yes a lame industry filled with try hard groupie idiots trying to be exclusive and premium…because they are just that insecure…but an industry never the less…into thinking that she’s a beauty, or an interesting look, a unique and wonderful face that can act as a canvas to sell expensive shit….proof that money really can buy everything even public opinion…

I guess that isn’t that interesting…and the real interesting is the use of her nipples to distract a motherfucker from the face…cuz tits are always interesting especially when being exploited by their owner like they are young girls being recruited online in the Human Trafficking ring, with less trauma cuz these tits and host body are evil and have no SOUL…