DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

18

Oct

Drunk Russian Girl Fails at Taking a public pee and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Florida Trash Steal Gambler’s Watch after Drugging Him

Drunk Man Takes piss on his Car

Dog Steals from Grocery Store

Thief Licks Door Camera

Weather Lady Does Squats

Russian Reality Star GetS Beat While Dancing

500 LBS of Coins to Cover Car Deposit

Garbage Truck Destroys Vehicles

Drunk Woman in Car

woman is in 5 year sexual relationship with a 737 plane

Woman Knocked Out for cutting the Line

Man Attacked by Lizard Lookin Thing

Texting Driver Causes Crash

Weird DOMINO Effect – man faints, takes out a woman, who ends up on track

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I spent my night talking to some fat busty girl at the bar. She was real fucking fat, like if this was 20 years ago, I’d be taking her to the hospital after the barstool she was sitting on shattered and penetrated her anus…leading to a stroke cuz fat girls can’t handle the excitement fat.

In this era, fat girls think they are hot, barstools are reinforced, and they even get to wear underwear and leggings and other stylish items in their size…to hold them all together…

Which brings up a very important observation….Were leggings invented for fat people to feel skinnier and comfortable or did fat people just happen because leggings have a lot of give, becoming a breeding ground for overeating, cuz you never have to undo your belt.

Anyway, we chatted about gamers, streaming and youtubers….because she was 20 and that’s what she’s into. Those lames are their “Jennifer Aniston”….but I couldn’t close on the fat girl blowjob in the bathroom..even when I offered her a pizza slice when we were done…

In my era, fat girls never said no, and you didn’t even need to bribe them with greasy carbs…they just went for it. So maybe it was because I told her that I haven’t played a videogame since the original Nintendo…except for Tony Hawk and Resident Evil on the first playstation. Aging me and terrifying her…

Or maybe, fat girls have standards and she didn’t feel the need to lower her standard, or go that freakish, because they are all freaks, by putting my nub of a dick in her mouth in the public bar bathroom…maybe it’s just that fat girls have more confidence now, thanks to Tinder, cuz dudes all try to fuck them every night incessantly, cuz dudes are perverts.

And as it turns out, that is a terrible thing, screwing up the whole social hierarchy of man kind.

Here are some stepLINKS..

AirBNB Makes Malibu Barbie Dream House
CLICK HERE

people are mad Jamie pressley Named her Favorite Son..
CLICK HERE

Cronenberg’s Remake of “RABID” Trailer
CLICK HERE

Christina Hendricks Big Tits are Single
CLICK HERE

Dog Won’t Eat Unless Food is Microwaved
CLICK HERE

Old Fucking Ibiza party God…
CLICK HERE

Letterkenney About the Chest..
CLICK HERE

Little Kid Describes Sounds coming Out of parent’s Room
CLICK HERE

Snoop’s Full Time Blunt Roller
CLICK HERE

Robber Loses Gun – Asks for it Back
CLICK HERE

Nutri Bullet Explosion
CLICK HERE

Videogame Dance Off is the Worst Thing You’ll See Today
CLICK HERE

Get Lube
CLICK HERE

Bet on Sports and Get Up To $1,000 Bonus With Your First Deposit.
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I give thanks to girls who try to be dramatic, or showcase that they don’t give a fuck, so they post a pic of their pussy and asshole on social media with the caption “trying to get deleted off IG”….while trying to get noticed..and it worked.

That is the hero we fucking need….more like her..low level instagram sluts…trying to get seen by being willing to throw it all away..HERO….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Female Cop Training video…
CLICK HERE

Suzanne Somers Semi Nude
CLICK HERE

How panera Makes Mac n Cheese
CLICK HERE

Demi Rose Was a Whore – is a Whore
CLICK HERE

Kelly Brook – Still Busty
CLICK HERE

Idiot Neighbor Engine Blows…
CLICK HERE

Jessica Biel at an Event
CLICK HERE

Dumb Climate Activist – Mr Broccoli
CLICK HERE

World War 1 Lenses
CLICK HERE

Snoop Doggy Dogg has a Full Time Employee Who Has the Funniest Job
CLICK HERE

Egg Sac Full of Squid…
CLICK HERE

Helen Hunt – Not Dead
CLICK HERE

Trooper Savs man from Train Crash
CLICK HERE

Whales Catch Food in a Crazy Way
CLICK HERE

Dumb Robber of the Day
CLICK HERE

Lady Gaga Bullies a Nerd Streamer
CLICK HERE

Huge Glamour Girl Tits
CLICK HERE

Crazy Mentos Ad – I Wonder if it is Real
CLICK HERE

Cheerleader Brawl
CLICK HERE

Instant Tire Fill
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow By the pool….
CLICK HERE

The Best Lubes of the Year According to a Wet Vagina…
CLICK HERE

Eighty Three Year Old Ibiza party Animal – Died – Cool story.
CLICK HERE

Kid Had Enough of Teacher
CLICK HERE

In Case You Missed it – the Real life Orphan Movie…
CLICK HERE

====

Buy the Best Shit On the Internet According to M…

====

Bet on NFL Thursday night football week 7 with Mybookie of the day
Get Up To $1,000 Bonus With Your First Deposit.
CLICK HERE

BUY CBD Weed INSTEAD of Smoking Cigs – You Fuck
CLICK HERE

Amazing Extracts of Amazing Herbs that Will Make You Feel AMazing and That are Totally Legal
CLICK HERE

Bet on Sports – Make Money
CLICK HERE

Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
CLICK HERE

Best Dab Rig Ever
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Tinashe in a Sheer Dress
CLICK HERE

Heidi Klum Leather Looking Fetish pants.
CLICK HERE

Melanie Liburd Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Janina in a Black Dress at an Event…
CLICK HERE

Janet Montgomery Cleavage…at an Event…
CLICK HERE

Katie Holmes Tall Bitch
CLICK HERE

Karruech Tran Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Arielle Kebbel Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Lindsay Ell Country Slut
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale Leggings On the Streets
CLICK HERE

Sydney Sweeney Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Sofia Vergara Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Sofia Richie Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Martha Hunt Cleavage in a Dress
CLICK HERE

Debbie Gibson Old Lady Cleavage..
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber Tank Top
CLICK HERE

Kaia Gerber in Jeans…
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

7 Acts that Make You a Whore…
CLICK HERE

Asses on Glass
CLICK HERE

Tumblr Smut of the day
CLICK HERE

Girl with Two Cunts…
CLICK HERE

Hot Reddit Amateur – Hawaiian
CLICK HERE

Naked in the Field
CLICK HERE

Leaked Couple Videos…
CLICK HERE

Mom’s Side Gig
CLICK HERE

Cheers!
CLICK HERE

2 Girls 1 Boat
CLICK HERE

Gross Sandwich
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Slutty Girls Singing / falshing / naked / etc
CLICK HERE

The Hottest 24 Seconds
CLICK HERE

Big Tits – Big Ass
CLICK HERE

She May be a Stripper
CLICK HERE

I love Nudists
CLICK HERE

Busty Babe – Masturbatting in Libary….
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Lots of Links….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! |

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

17

Oct

Help Phoebe Price and her Top 20 Hottest of All Time Nudes of the Day

No Comments »

Phoebe Price is a fucking legend. She’s someone who trolled the media, got herself in tabloids, became a star, a legend, with a legacy…not sure what legacy but a legacy nevertheless….wearing crazy outfits where the celebs go. Shameless and attention seeking but clever and well executed.

I enjoy her hustle and I have been watching it, documenting it, for as long as she’s been doing it. She’s amazing and a friend….

She reached out today, because her dying mother got dooped by her daughter ( Phoebe Price’s sister, who we can assume ain’t shit compared to Phoebe and not just because everyone is shit compared to Phoebe)…and they are trying to raise funds for her because I guess tabloids don’t pay you.

I like to think of myself as a stepACTIVIST – a stepANTHROpist – but only for things that immediately interest me, and luckily for Phoebe Price, she interests me…

So if you are like me, and you’re not, but we can asume you are….Help Phoebe’s Mom CLICK HERE

Here are 20 solid pics of her….

: #1

: #2

: #3

: #4

: #5

: #6

: #7

: #8

: #9

: #10

: #11

: #12

: #13

: #14

: #15

: #16

: #17

: #18

: #19

: #20

Show Phoebe that We Care – By Helping Phoebe’s Mom CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2019

17

Oct

Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day

No Comments »

Shelley Hennig is a former Miss Teen USA (Huge accomplishment, something to really be proud of, you’re not Miss Teen USA, you’ve never even fucked a pageant winner, not any winner, not even the best hog at the county fair ribbon holder, so by default she’s better than all you’ve fucked, assuming you’ve fucked, which I don’t, you incel fucks.

She now she’s an actress apparently on Teen Wolf if that’s still a show….at 32 she’s old enough to be in the original Michael J Fox, pre shakes, movie….and I guess she’s getting married…at 32 that’s marriage age…and I guess felt the need to throw one very last minute slutty pic as a memento to her single life….a tribute to all the men who she’s been half naked for…but who weren’t good or rich enough to marry.

HOWEVER…this could be for a role or shoot and nothing to do with getting married….

Maybe it is a promo for her new HULU show and now a “getting married” like she’s not some kind of whore when all celebrity women are wholes based on the JOB description alone.

It’s asking too much of me to figure all that out about something so stupid…like she’s not even actually naked. Do better….this is exactly why she’s not more famous. It’s a different era 32 year old dinosaur..you gotta get more graphic to compete…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Shelley Hennig

2019

17

Oct

Hilary Duff Got Them Tits On of the Day

No Comments »

Hilary Duff is one of those child stars who will always have creeper fans committed to her cause…whatever that cause is..

They are the weirdo perverts out there thinking that she can do no wrong, as they’ve loved her for so long, her entire fucking life that has been spent in front of the camera and they’ve watched her go from young teen body, to thick mom of two with a crossfit body, all while fucked, sometimes getting pregnant from various men a few times along the way. I heard she even fucked a Hockey Team….cuz her last husband was a billionaire, but also an NFL player who got off to team initiation tactics and donating his Wife’s cunt to the cause.

In that process of thickening out and being a mom she’s got tits, and those tits are being pushed up, which isn’t all that hot, exciting, girls fuck on camera for jokes these days, but to Hilary Duff fans…is EVERYTHING…so if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, and you haven’t killed yourself for being a disgrace and embarrassment, here’s her cleavage…but I suggest you move on and find new pussy….better pussy…it’s out there..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2019

17

Oct

Salma Hayek Nudity of the Day

No Comments »

I feel like I’ve wronged you fuckers – because I didn’t post this yesterday even though I saw it yesterday.

I like to think of it as sabotaging my success. They call it “Imposter Syndrome” and it’s a term that’s gone viral recently…that means you don’t believe you deserve all the success you’ve had doing your craft….so you fuck it up…only I have no success…that 14 dollars a month this site makes for 6 hours or more of work everyday is the opposite of “Imposter Syndrome”….unless I have “Imposter Syndrome” and the 14 dollars I make is a product of it…maybe I could have been that lame dude from Barstool if I didn’t have “Imposter Syndrome” ….

That said, Salma Hayek posted this acupuncture photo that can double as her getting fucked from behind, near orgasm, eyes rolling back into her head, to the right creep….

I can assume this is what she does when she fakes her orgasms for her lovers, the people casting her or her billionaire husband, when she’s trying to win them over…to lock them in….

I mean she is a Mexican actress who can barely speak English who made it in AMERICA… through Hollywood…when all the other Mexicans are changing soiled sheets in Hotel rooms or farming….I think it’s safe to say that her tits, coupled with her manipulation tactics using those tits saved her from a life of chambermaid-ing.

More Salma being slutty..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2019

17

Oct

Zoey Deutch Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

These images of Zoey Deutch are a follow up to the previous shot we posted HERE

She is Lea Thompson’s daughter who she had with some producer. Lea Thompson is probably not a household name because she was on a barely memorable show called Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City without the sex…

I remember it being an annoying fucking sitcom they forced us to watch because cable was the only way we could watch TV…and I didn’t have cable…but I did get all 3 networks on antenna / coat hanger that would conveniently doubled as an abortion device provided girls back then would let me have sex with them unprotected…where I’d pretend to pull out…while no pulling out…cuz I’m romantic and wanted the natural way to fuck….

Anyway, all Lea Thompson needed was a sitcom to matter, and then when she had a kid, she threw her into acting classes at 5 years old, to help her pull off the same scam.

She was just in The politician, is in Zombieland 2, reminding us it pays to have connected parents…and a willingness to strip down for media attention…and as far as I’m concernhe’s looking pretty good here….

Zoey Deutch Lingerie Rollacoaster magazine

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Zoey Deutch

2019

17

Oct

Marisa Tomei Ass in a See Through Dress

No Comments »

Marisa Tomei is wearing some see through dress with a pair of panty looking things exposed for the world to look at her ass…

Dressed like some kind of gymnast or figure skater only more of an old, weathered Hollywood slut….who’s tits we’ve been seeing in movies since the 90s, cuz she’s 90.

I don’t know if I’ve ever done a Marisa Tomei post in the last 15 years of the site, because that’s how relevant her career went, but clearly the token hispanic needed for the hispanic parts in the 90s….is still willing to put some effort into getting noticed and since hispanics age well, and hollywood muppets themselves with face injections, her ass is still worth looking at…unfortunately not spread like it once was on the casting couches that got her famous…but maybe at this age spread asses lack the appeal they once had…and are better kept in thick underwear looking things…

I guess the point of the story is that some things in life are constant…and thus comfortable…and thus possibly worth jerking off to because they are familiar..

Turns out she’s not hispanic but rich ITALIAN New York Brat…so here’s a workout video of hers as an apology for my confusing her with Rosie perez.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Marisa Tomei

2019

17

Oct

Brielle Biermann With The Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Brielle Biermann is the daughter of one of the Real Housewives Kim Zoliack, her step daddy ( who is only 12 years older than her) is KROY Biermann, former Atlanta Falcons linebacker. You can bet on his former team HERE – or you can BET ON KANSAS CITY to beat DENVER HERE , because I’m assuming Brielle has fucked most players on both teams so this is relevant.

Anyway here is Brielle with her tits out heading to some event, looking like she’s about 55 years old from all the face injections.

She’s some trash, rich trash from Reality TV hell….