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2019

17

Oct

Ariel Winter InterRacial Erotica of the Day

Ariel Winter broke up with her Canadian boyfriend and is now in an interracial situation seen here. We call it doing the Maitland Ward, only Maitland Ward, who is equally disgusting looking, is less about dating the black men romantically, and more about just getting fucked by them while her sleazy husband watches. Not that anyone knows who Maitland Ward is..but there was a time before she was a sex worker, when her and her husband were selling sex with her, that she emailed me to take down the screenshots, because they were “fake”….yet here she is doing hardcore MILF porn…

Again…nothing to do with the recently single, troll looking ABC TV Sitcom starlet with no neck, not even after her switching “anti-depressants” made her lose all that weight and allowed her fitness erotica to be less about being a fat chick dressed inappropriately and more about a less fat chick with her ass in the air using her good form as an excuse to post videos of her on all fours…you know cuz girls like when you look at them like this…

Here she is assaulting a parking enforcement officer, what a bitch.

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2019

17

Oct

Ariana Grande In a Bra of the Day

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Ariana Grande, the pop singer who couldnt take a hint that her career is OVER when her concert got bombed, is back on tour, in her bra. She is 26 years old but dresses and presents herself as a child. A very fucking useless child in some sort of slutty drag costume that makes all the other parents at the park disgusted by her parents…assuming she has parents….because most of this Disney Kids get sold off.

I think she’s a Disgusting little midget looking thing, who was involved in at least one suicide by a man she had sex with…cuz she got that killer pussy….but not in a “that’s a killer pussy”…but in a no shitty popstar has so many fucking casualties.

I also hate her black face everyday that no one calls out, it’s like men do blackface and get fired…girls do blackface and they are just girls who like tans…

But she’s in a bra and dudes jack off to her cuz dudes are fucking weird. So here it is.

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2019

17

Oct

Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day

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The big news on the internet in celebrity nudes the last few days, is that Suzanne Somers posted a weird nude in a field pic of herself to celebrate her 73rd birthday, which was only shocking because I thought she was 95.

The set of tank top wearing braless hard nipple tits we jacked off to in the late 70s…who became a set of tits we jerked off to in her thighmaster infomercials despite being old then…and now at a real old age…she’s attempting to give us more and we should in turn give her some credit and appreciation for 4-5 decades of jerk off material…not that you cna really jerk off to this one but I know some of her fans already have, it is old news…but it’s the thought / effort that counts…I guess…

Now if only all the old ladies in the park feeding the pigeons and trying to pet my dog took the same approach…it’d make life way more depressing as that constant reminder of how woman fucking rot…

So here she is holding her big old tits…for surviving Hollywood.

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2019

17

Oct

Some Trash Does a No Bra Song and Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Trucker Ignores Signs – Tumbles

Amateur Fire Breather – Gets Lit

Mom and Dad on Drugs

Officer Almost Hit

Where’s Greta Now?

Soccer Star Catches Beer and Drinks It after Goal

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2019

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hate season pushers, these are the dudes who wear shorts when it’s about to be winter, or shorts when it is about to be spring, you know just trying to push short weather into a place where there is snow on the ground…

It used to be the kind of guy who wore cargo shorts, now you see fitness dudes doing it like they are headed the gym and can’t put sweat pants over the shorts…

I don’t know why it offended me back then, but it did…but as it turns out, based on what I have learned today, I have no problem with female season pushers….shorts skirts in cold weather…or like this morning when I saw a sports bra and leggings running into the grocery store…nipples hard…girl shivering like she was lost, scared and alone…all because she wanted to show off her body and not have a jacket get in the way….at the GROCERY STORE…my kind of exhbitionist slut…seriously…

Suzanne Somers 73 Year Old THigh Master John Ritter killing NUDE for IG
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Scary Haunted Swing Set
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Helen Hunt May Be Dead
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Karma – The Brick Edition
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The Goldfish that Went to Spacee
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Bad Driver
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Fat Fuck Twerks
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Rat cow on the Beach
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Bucket Drummer Killing It
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Scar Jo in a Dumb Outfit
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Billie Eilish Gets Ring Stolen While On Stage
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Woman Confronts Daughter’s Killer
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The Ghost Frequency in Horror Movie Sounds
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Big boobie Jiggle
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2019

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Famous people have always been loser try hards for whatever scene, that take a concept from whatever subculture they rape and pillage, and sell it hard as their own…

Famous people are just good salesmen…or saleswomen…or salesTHEMS or salesITS…

To be Famous is to not be a real artist, or a real mind, a real anything. It is all contrived shit….for attention…to get noticed and for them to monetize.

That is why I hate them all, but I don’t mind their tits.

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Truck on Fire
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Big Size Woman – Does the Splits…
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Lizzy Caplan in a pink TItty Dress
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Fortnite 2 Trailer
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I Don’t Believe This Science At All….This Bitch is Disgusting..
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Woman Get Stabbed a Bunch of Times
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Paul Allen’s 41 Million Dollar Estate
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Rose McGowan Still in a Sheer Dress Like it was the 90s
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How to Wake Up a Deaf Dog…
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Suzanne Somers 73 – Naked Holding her Ttits
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Funny Wheel of Fortune Family Intro
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Antifa Chokes Man in Tom Brady Jersey
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HBO – Grease spinoff sounds like Hell..
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Salma Hayek Doing Accupuncture NAKED
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1979 Italian Satanic TV Show is Awesome
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4th Grader Refused to Answer A Math Question – cuz she was Triggered
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Just Aaron Carter Being Crazy with his Mom on Som Incest Show
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South park VS China….Giving China the Finger
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Mental Breakdown Miley gets Tattoo with Lame Boyfriend
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Fake Syria Footage is Funny…Don’t Trust the Media
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This Flight is on Fire…
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Felicity Huffman Goes to Jail…
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Cuba Gooding JR Busy Sex Offender
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The Kid Who Saved his Suicidal Friend via Videogame – Why Aren’t My Chats on the News,,,
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Weird Feminist Event Celebrating Whores
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Olivia Culpo Fitness SLUT
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Una Healy in a Long Dress
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Scar Jo in Tight pants
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Becky G Legs…
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Kelly Gale VS Lingerie
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Taylor Hill VS Lingerie
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Skriver VS Lingerie
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Shantel VanSanten – Slutty Dress
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Jodi Balfour in a Dress
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Jessica Biel at an Event
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Sarah Jones Cleavage at an Event
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Rat Cow Attention Seeking
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Jojo Big Cleavage
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Tumblr Smut of the day
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Fucking in a Tree
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Terrible Male Orgasms EVER!- LOL
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateurs
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Girl Rubbing her Friends’ Tits…at an Event..
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Lesbians!
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Slutty Sammi Hannraty in a photoshoot..
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Titty Jiggle
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Horrible porn plots…
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Soapy Tits…
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Wrong Way Dumbass
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Big tits with Big Hair
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Tattooed Girl Tits Out
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Shay Laren Big TIts
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Sex on the Beach…
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Animals Hate Us
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Amateur Films Friend Fuck…
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Big Asian Tits
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Anastasya in a Ghost Town
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2019

16

Oct

Bet On NFL’s Thursday Night Football with MyBookie of the Day

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Our latest partner is MyBookie….one of the best sports sites in the fucking world…cuz you can make money doing what you fucking love. I’ve met professional sports betters…it is a thing…and you should get in on it because it may be your calling…Start Betting Now.

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I don’t do sports, but I realize you’re all a bunch of simple minded dudes looking for tits, and thus probably really like sports. It speaks to your fucking soul and seeing dudes in tights get paid millions of dollars to bring a ball over a line while millions of people watch…as simplistic and retarded as it may be…instills an emotional reaction in the core of who you are…kinda gay…but you can’t help it you were born that way..

So as you and your family or friends sit together to watch any and all NFL games you can, getting fatter and fatter while the leagues make more and more money – you should be more ambitious, enterprising, money motivated…and you should be making a game out of the game yourself….you know trying to make money, testing your luck and your skill in predicting wins or losses…and GETTING paid for your useless knowledge of a useless thing…

It just makes the whole fanatic fan weirdness less fucking weird…

Which is why we partnered with MyBookie…it is to encourage you to stop being a passive loser watching others win, even while losing….and to get you to sign up and start betting on sports…what is the worst that can happen? You go broke and fucking lose the house, your life and end up medicating on the street corner addicted to crack…maybe…but chances are you’ll just have more fun watching the lame, queer sports you watch and love already because having skin in the game is better than having an erection watching the game for no real reason…other than your weirdo sexuality…and I guess it is better than having skin in your nightside table from the one time you had sex with a girl and she happened to be peeling from too long session at the tanning salon / cuz you murdered her and kept a trophy….

So Thursday Night Football is upon us…it is already Week 7…and the game is just around the corner like Christmas / me trying to creep on your girl when she’s showering… The game is: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos –

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I figure the best way to do this sports thing, is the only way I know how, by showcasing the only component of sports I like….the slutty Cheerleaders….

So here are the top 5 Cheerleaders from each team, and to be honest it was hard to find even 5 on each teams roster…cuz cheerleaders are actually pretty bunk…

Kansas City Chiefs

: KAYLEY

: HOPE

: LINDSAY

: MORGAN

: ASHLEY

Denver Broncos

: MICHAELA

: MORGAN

: ERICA

: BREANNA

: KATHERINE

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Or Bet for Sunday’s Game – Washington Redskins at San Francison 49ers – Odds are SF -9.5 with a total of 41.5.

Here are their cheerleaders….

Washington Redskins

: WHITNEY – NOT HOUSTON

: SPECIAL – YES HER NAME IS SPEICAL

: SHANNON

: CHRISTAL

: BETHANY

San Francisco 49ers

: GILIAN

: JESSICA

: MARISSA

: NINA

: SARAH

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In the making of this very interesting article…we read the schedule wrong…so here are cheerleaders from two other teams because you can never have too many cheerleaders to diffuse how queer sports really are….

Minnesota Vikings

: SARAH

: RAQUEL

: MADDIE

: HANNAH

: EMMA

Arizona Cardinals

: DANIELLE

: CAMI

: GABBY

: JENNA

: NATALIE

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2019

16

Oct

Em Rat Cow Asshole of the Day

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The one obvious thing in these attention seeking – called the paparazzi herself – cuz that’s the kind of bottom feeding trash that has scammed a bunch of idiots with her hot tits – is that Em Rat Cow’s face is fucking mangled, busted, disgusting, but probably still worth cumming on as it eats your ass…but really who’s face isn’t worth cumming on while it eats your ass….not that she’d eat your ass, she’s a married woman, loyal to her rich man, not like she as loyal to her last man, because she fucked Ben Affleck, Kanye West and David Fincher while with him..you know to get ahead as being more than just tits on the internet.

Nothing she does is interesting, nothing she says is compelling, and I avoid posting her bullshit as often as I can, because I like to pretend she doesn’t exist….and don’t need her googling herself and ending up here to whine about whatever injustices her tits face thanks to her sexualizing them to get ahead..cuz a new feminist narrative is more appealing…

But sometimes, I just need to suck it up and assume she’s not “THAT” bad, and just taking advantage of an opportunity she has little to do with, just a right time / right place / right series of events that has paid out in dividends…if anything we should take her scam to all the uglies with hot tits and say “this could be you”….make it a Harvard Business Review case study for future students who like business case studies to see showing tits, if thy are hot tits works…

I don’t care and I know you don’t care about Rat Cow as a personality, we don’t even care about her weird bird face….we’re here for the tits and the fact that she’s been working on her ass so that she can bee more than just tits..and soon enough she will be 30 and forgotten so make it all while you fucking can…

Clearly her tactics work and we’ll give her some recognition for her HARD work…LOL…

Here she is topless on the beach

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2019

16

Oct

Ellie Goulding ALMOST Naked of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some lame garbage singer from the UK. They produce some of the shittiest of popstars, some that never make it to an American Audience, because I guess the UK like shit, proven by the whole Meghan Markle thing….

I googled her to see if I could find a new angle or new information because I really don’t have an opinion of her or this weird marked up and censored nude that could be from a staged nude leak, you know to have her in conversation with other celebs who have had their pics leaked, or it could be her just posting a censored nude cuz she felt hot an that her fans should get in on it since they are the reason she lives this celeb life….and I ended up on some site that dissected her mental health post on social media…where she talks about her struggles in the career she’s chosen in an oh poor you – rich fuck for doing barely anything inspiring or GOOD….

She wrote things like:

“I know for sure that a lot of my anxiety has come from what they call ‘imposter syndrome’ — not believing in myself enough and thinking that I don’t deserve happiness, which results in wanting to sabotage my own success.”

Which means she has a hard time touring, then not touring, and accepting her success cuz she knows she’s a scam, so that’s her mental health…real trauma…

She went onto whine about her Grandfather she likely ignored killing himself because she likely ignored him, but she’s not ignoring him now, his death a good angle for some sympathy, or to prove Mental Health issues are in her family…basically a useless bitch..even her nudes are useless…

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2019

16

Oct

Demi Rose Mawby Erotica of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby is some gutter attention seeking known sex worker that got a lot of followers thanks to her fake ass / tits / face and thanks to UK media and social media following of pervert dudes into this kind of look, possibly because they can buy it to fuck if they save up enough, making the jerking off to social media pics less lame, cuz there is a way to live out the weird fantasy of wanting to fuck a plastic muppet…

She likely has an American Work visa, despite being a known sex worker, cuz America likes letting in slutty girls into the Country to steal the jobs, as American girls are all getting fat like Walmart…and the country needs hot / new used pussy to knock up for the future generation of the Country….

She is a reminder that the internet loves this look. The fake, filtered, nonsense look…which is funny because I just read that SCIENCE has determined trans Bella Hadid has the most amazing and beautiful face based on scientific ratios…which I guess her surgeon was aware of and trying to hit when he rebuilt her….when anyone with a brain, or dick knows Bella Hadid can’t be the most beautiful woman in the world, science or not, she looks trans…and mutated…so what I am getting at is that everything is fake shit bull shit…and that this garbage, whether you are turned on by it or not, is garbage.