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2019

15

Oct

Hunter Haley King Pussy Print of the Day

Hunter Haley King is Joey King’s older sister.

Joey King is more famous to me than Hunter King because I watched her in the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story. If you don’t know the story, it’s a Louisiana mom who convinced her kid and her doctors that she had cancer, got her on a feeding tube, did media and mooched of charities, including Make a Wish and Habitat for Humanity….because the system isn’t designed to spot scammers…cuz everyone is lazy. So Gypsy wised up and realized she was 5 years older than she had been told, that she was not sick, and that she was horny, so with her Autistic weirdo boyfriend she met online, they killed the bitch…

I am into convincing people they are diseased, so that they rely on me because I come in as the hero they depend on, at least in terms of sex. So I watched it and took notes. Convince girls you want to fuck that they are sick and that you will be their care giver….in exchange for sex….perfect strategy.

But Hunter King is hotter….straight from the mean streets of Soap Opera acting…doing fitness…

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2019

15

Oct

Monica Wasp Naked with her Walkman of the Day

Her name is Monica Wasp and I bet you’d all like to get stung by her…so long as it’s not by her dick…since you can never be too sure with that Hefner magazine and their new strategy to be inclusive, diverse, hip and feminist…which is really what they always were…paying randoms 50k to get naked for the magazine…before all the feminists decided that doing it for free was more empowering. Idiots.

I think it’s funny that all a shoot needs these days to be high concept or exciting to the kids is the inclusion of a prop like a walkman. So vintage, so retro, so cool….to anyone who wasn’t born in the 70s…the pre CD generation…who used to walk around with these fucking things on….before we decided radioactive tracking devices was more our thing….where’s the fun in an analog device….there’s no cancer risk and thus boring. It is the protected sex of personal music devices….

That said…I don’t know who Monica Wasp is…but I know her tits and that may be all I need to know…

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2019

15

Oct

Jojo Big Tits of the Day

Jojo Big Tits

Jojo Big Tits are on the takeover…I don’t know what she’s taking over but I assume there’s some middle of the road mall that is going out of business that is trying to draw in the 35 year old housewives by doing a solid free concert tour like they used to do back in the day…you know center of the mall free show for the kids to sell them records..

Jojo was famous for VERY little time. I thought she was a Canadian act she was so un-famous but 20 years later she’s still around. With tits…that make her better.

Jojo Big Tits

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2019

15

Oct

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

Sofia Richie Tight Jeans Topless

Sofia Richie the low level Kardashian who doesn’t need to be a Kardashian because her dad is Lionel Richie…so she does it by choice…because what I think is disgusting and lame is clearly not what the rest of the world thinks is disgusting and lame….

Whether you think she’s hot or not is irrelevant, whether you think she looks like a silly muppet and that Jim Hanson, like Chris Hanson, and the Simpsons since him was a prophet with a glimpse into the future with GOOGLY eyes and a big dumb mouth… she’s a young rich kid with daddy issues and fans and doesn’t need your observations or analysis on why she fucking sucks…cuz those are all part of the reason why she sucks…dick…you know.

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2019

15

Oct

Butt Sniffing Creeper and Other Videos of the Day

Dude on Fire

Girl Eats Snot in public

Sinkhole of the Day

Lucky Guy in a Nissan

Man Kills DJ over Wrong Music

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2019

15

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

During Canadian Thanksgiving, I was chatting with my wife’s cousin who is 15 about TikTok, because I will forever be the dude who is drawn to the websites girls are exhibitionist sluts on…all the other 50 year olds who don’t know I do DrunkenStepfather because even those closest to me don’t know it exists….were shocked I knew what TikTok was and when I explained it to them with the 15 year old…I could see they were intimidated by my level of hip and with it…unless they were looking at me he way Catch a predator looks at those freaks who walk 300 miles for illegal romance.

Basically, the 15 year old told me that any kids filming TikToks get made the fuck fun of, so what we are seeing when we see TikTok or any social media is the 5% of a high school class that is weird and that sucks…so that made me happy as anyone filming themselves needs to be beat…or ostracized and alienated…bullied…etc.

He also told me that there are four trans in his class of 50 kids, 2 girls who are now boys and 2 boys who are now girls and they don’t even hang out with each other like the weirdo kids did when I was in High School…because these are what the weirdo kids do now to be different instead of tattoos or bringing their rat to school in their bag or whatever the weird kids used to do, the weird kids now take the opposite gender hormones…at 15…. when most 15 year olds can’t even decide on a fucking Netflix show to watch…

Then their whole activism is based on diversity, inclusivity, accept them as they are….while not accepting people like me who think ya’ll are weirdos…in blackface…doing your best version of a woman which most of them time isn’t that good….some Halloween everyday…..like when you see a little kid dressed like a super hero in July, no where near Halloween…you don’t care and you’re not offended by the costume you just know they are in costume…

So to preach acceptance should logically mean to accept what they consider bigots, even though I don’t think it is bigoted to think you’re a dude if you were born a dude and that if you think you’re not a dude it’s a mental health thing, and if you want to live your life as a woman…I see you as a dude dressed as a woman….living that woman life…while being a dude…and if you cut your dick off and inside-out that shit….I see you as a dude who dresses like a woman and is so committed that you cut your own dick off and flipped it inside out..but you’re still a dude…a dickless dude who takes his costume seriously…

Not that I care enough about anyone to even have an opinion, but the thing with these trans kids, like Vegans, CrossFitters, Burning Man Burners and all the other things people buy into…is that they don’t shut up about the shit…and we’re at the fucking point of boring so here are some stepLINKS…

I used to hate the next Catwoman, but Now I like her…
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Spider of the Day – Spooky
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Water Leak…
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Dude Starts Fight – Gets Taken Out
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Michelle Obama – Next LEADER of the Free World According to New Hampshire
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Ram Doesn’t Like Being Ridden
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Hurrying can be Lethal….
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ISIS Training Video…
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How Much Weight Can a Drone Lift
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Legos are For All Ages..
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Lakshmi Big Tits
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Erotic Dancer Brawl
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Hero Frees the Deer
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Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
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2019

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

You may be exhausted by all white folk on your social media feeds whining about how we shouldn’t honor Columbus for the hostile takeover/ invasion that created the countries that we may or may not live in….but Countries that have basically influenced the entire fucking world and the way it functions…which could be a bad thing, since we’re a very shitty species…all at the expense of the natives of the land….who have since been compensated with Casinos and no Income taxes…the whole thing is crazy…which is why you are exhausted by it…

Well…I just listened to girls talking about the injustice of women’s bathrooms in comparison to men’s bathrooms, because women have more needs and the bathrooms have 3 toilets if they are lucky, while men’s bathrooms have two stalls and 3 urinals, so they can service multiple men much quicker, all while women go to the bathroom more than men, take longer, and have periods. The INJUStICE caused by the patriarchy in this world …

Which is worse than you listening to your Columbus Day activists…

Here are some stepLINKS

20 Kids Share a Lollipop for TikTok…
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Jeremy Renner Ex Claims He Threatened to Kill her in a Coke Rage….
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Stripper Beat Down Over Moneey
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Emma Stone Shitty Cleavage
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Zoe Kravitz is the New Catwoman
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Dangerous Traffic Signs
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World’s Largest 3D printer – prints a boat
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Miley Hard Nips
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Weird Wrestling Dancee Off – WWE Fans Can’t Dance
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Cardi B Has No Ni
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Delivry Guy of the Day
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Dead K-pop Star
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Female Worker Defends Old Guy Being Beat
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Shitty Bus Driver of th Day
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Liam Hemsworth’s New Cunt
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Beachfront Property Not as Desirable as You Think..
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Dumb Girl Thinks Cigarette is Gum
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Inside Nicole Scherzinger’s Trans Home
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Nicole Williams in a Bikini
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Flossin’
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Fat Dance Fail…
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Runaway Tire…
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Running Truck…
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Best Dab Rig Ever
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Cara Delevingne At an Event in a Cut Out Outfit…
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Ariel Winter Leggins..
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Dog Killer Julianne Hough in a Dumb Outfit
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Ready to Drop Vanessa Hudgens
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Camila Cabello Slutty Legs..
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Anna Paquin at an Event
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Kate Upton in a Green Dress…
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Charlize Theron at an Event
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Nicole Kidman is Old as Shit
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Ashley Benson Skinnier
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Kendall Jenner Beach Cleaning Cuz She’s Useful Trash
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Nikki Bella Titties
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Margot Robbie Sucks at an Event
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Bella Thorne Trans Face
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Ariel Winter Ugly Cleavage
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Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Crying for Attention Barefoot
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The Best Fucking Nude Orgy Scene Ever
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Reddit Amateur Babe
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Cock Rock
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Sex on the Beach
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Big Titty Big Titty….
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Naked Black CHick
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Alina Naked for Some Shitty Shoot..
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Hilarious Bolt on Tits…
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Naked Avery and her DILDO…
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Mental Mondays – Full of Mental Fuckers
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2019

14

Oct

Kaia Gerber Tits Out of the Day

Kaia Gerber TIts Out

Kaia Gerber is on the takeover…freshly eighteen and finally bringing out consistent content she’s been ready to bring out because she’s had eighteen years of training by her superstar mother….

She’s going for this model thing, which is the “it” thing to do and fine because she is a better version of all the other instagram girls thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford…. and the fact she’s been trained for this for the last eighteen years…

This is like the pro athlete having a kid who goes pro, but easier to jerk off to if you’re a straight dude, and not some closeted sports fan who doesn’t realize the hard ons he gets watching sports are from being a queer…so I guess it’s in her DNA, or that’s how they market it, because everyone can gets excited by the child prodigy concept, even if it’s just some young slut being slut like all the other sluts, just in a more pretentious kind of way….like “do you know who my mom is”…shut the fuck up and start rebelling…..we’d rather you break free from the family business and delve into porno..It could happen, her parent’s are so fucking rich, that she’s got no concept of anything, so that porn career may be just what she’s looking for..when she realizes she’s some puppet living out her mom’s life and her mom’s dream for her…when she needs her own identity…doing things that are easier to jerk off to than this…


Kaia Gerber TIts Out

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2019

14

Oct

Miley Cyrus Fitness Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Fitness Erotica

Miley Cyrus has the weirdest fitness cameltoe going on, I guess girl can’t help but post an image of herself, even a basic selfie to keep her personal Miley Cyrus brand alive when the world is talking about her and her divorce….

She does it while helping her friend Brody Jenner and his non-wife negotiate their The Hills Season 2 contract by giving them some hype, cuz they are all the same connected kids in the same connected scene doing the same connected shit, to amplify their whole connected lives so that they all cash in on their own hype….and I guess she’s also helping that Cody Simpson, who was GIGI HADID’s first boyfriend, cuz these idiots are all connected, because he’s her new boyfriend…cuz when divorce happens at 25, thanks to being some dumb idiot kid who gets married at 23, you’ve got no choice but to fuck everyone she fucking can…

Nothing overly interesting here…but her body looks fit and in a world of that, we like that..and really the younger generation isn’t as fat as the current generation, they are the TikTok kids and seem more fit than you’d expect them to be, they have an internet life to live and must stay hotter than their fat pig moms…you see it all the time…so there is hope for a better tomorrow…at least in terms of less fat chicks, not so much in terms of the general state of humanity, unless you’re like me and eager for an apocalypse / alien invasion…

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2019

14

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Deep Stretch of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is on the hustle….showing off her flexibility.

She was a rich kid to start, her parent’s were working actors, at least from what I know, I am not doing a deep dive into Kate Bekinsale because who fucking cares about her backstory.

She’s some hot vampire woman with a 20 year old slutty daughter, despite not looking like a mom of a 20 year old daughter….and I don’t think being raised rich and connected makes a girl less slutty.

Some of the biggest sluts I know are rich kids, the whole having everything they want, not having a concept of money, needing to get a rush some how, somewhere, and using their pussy for that…

ANYWAY, here she is doing a demonstration on how to go from being a slutty rich kid, to a slutty rich kid with an acting career and fans…

Kate Beckinsale Bra Slutty

Here is her daughter Lily Mo Sheen being a lesbian


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