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2019

11

Oct

Ashley Benson Panty Selfie of the Day

New lesbian Ashley Benson has been losing weight, is still busty, just not as dumpy as she was before she found herself as a lesbian who dates Cara Delevingne, who I guess put her on that model diet and workout plan, because the fashion industry, despite their lies don’t give a fuck about fat, they are repulsed by fat, but do the whole fat thing to seem like they are inclusive and nice…..despite being evil..

From my extensive lesbian research, when a girl becomes lesbian, she usually cuts off her hair and gets fat, wearing oversized sports sweatshirts or slogan tees that say “pride” or “queer” on it…the pants keep getting bigger and bigger…

So seeing a vain, selfie, tits out lesbian is a reminder that these girls aren’t real dykes, but dykes for attention, it speaks to their bullshit agenda….makes them seem diverse and lesbian sex is hardly invasive, it’s just masturbating with a friend…

Ashley Benson is back, I guess.

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2019

11

Oct

Nina Dobrev Fucking for TV of the Day

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I assume this is Nina Dobrev fucking on camera for a tv show since she never gets cast in actual movies, but I could be wrong because I don’t follow the NINA DOBREV career even though she is Canadian and there aren’t that many of us, I generally write off those who think they are too good for me, which is basically everyone, because they are, especially immigrants who have made it in entertainment, like this one, who got into Canada with our weak immigration laws, only to get into the USA with your weak immigration laws when it comes to slutty girls…like all those fake IG models with work visas are legit documented residents of the USA…all because some agency sponsored them…

I was under the impression that she was an “influencer” doing that whole slutty fitness on the beach thing, but I guess she still does acting when it comes up since it helps her grow her IG.

I am all for watching sex scenes, which means I am all for this.

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2019

11

Oct

Tinashe Erotica of the Day

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Tinashe is floating in the water pussy first, which is a nice metaphor for how all you trans fucks and I guess women should go through life….pussy first. It’s a lead with your soul, you know the core of who you are and how you get things…and I find it inspiring. I just don’t know who the fuck TINASHE is…

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2019

11

Oct

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Jock Strap Erotica of the Day

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Charli XCX is some useless popstar that doesn’t matter, because apparently we don’t have enough of those. It is one of the really garbage things that social media has created. You know talentless idiots now get to have long lasting careers because their followers don’t unfollow them. It’s like old porno sites back in the day, once they got your credit card, you were fucking screwed, just billing over and over and over with no way to cancel it, so you just sort of accept it as your new normal, and give into it, and jerk off to it, cuz you’re paying for it.

Long gone are the one hit wonders, even if they have one hit, cuz they are never fucking forgotten, like Charli XCX who posts weird sleazy shit she finds funny, quirky, or hot….when she should have been put out to popstar who barely was pasture long ago…

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2019

11

Oct

Padma Lakshmi Big Titty Sugar Baby Gold Digger Spanx Erotica of the Day

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Here’s Padma Lakshmi in Spanx, which as it turns out is a fucking weird thing to be doing, because Spanx are never hot. They are always just a horrible sign of how you’ve been lied to by the girl you are trying to have sex with, because they way she fits into her jeans on your date, is straps and harnesses, but I guess there is something for everyone out there…

This topless, holding her Indian GoldDigger tits that she’s used to bait in at least two billionaires to make a living off of, and to make her kid’s trust fund solid, I’m not going to get into the story, it’s boring….but I will say that there is no financial need for her to be doing this instagram old lady smut….so she is doing it cuz she likes to sexualize herself…tits out..in the weirdest way to sexualize yourself…you know keep the spanx hidden in your underwear drawer and fix the nudes with photoshop like all the other sluts of the internet – you fucking weirdo.

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2019

11

Oct

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid was out with her tits out – for no real reason – because obviously, what the fuck else is she gonna do with her time and with her fake tits, I mean her dad didn’t buy them for her for nothing….

I know all the young girls are into showing their tits, whether they are implants or not, so the old school mindset that a girl who got fake tits and wanted the world to touch and see them, like they did when I was growing up is not necessarily the reason for the nipples.

The reason for the nips is style, this is fashion and Bella is a big Fashion model from IG and a rich dad who bought her that IG account….so she knows fashions…and more importantly, depite looking like an ugly 40 year old mom, she’s still under 25, so the tits out is on trend / brand. Not that you need an excuse to justify showing the tits….

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2019

11

Oct

90 Year Old Donna D’Errico Does Hot Shoot for Baywatch 30th Anniversary of the Day

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Donna D’Errico lives….but more interestingly at 90 years old, 30 years after Baywatch happened, girl brought the fucking goods, to remind you that with photoshop and plastic surgery, starvation and fitness, girl can present herself as a hot chick at 90, despite being 90.

The 90s is making a comeback and not just because of this 90 year old…..but both are making a comeback… from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, and docs, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie..

The 90s are hot baby….and guess so are 90 year olds who were hot in the 90s…why jack off to old pics of her, when you can jack off to the new her…that may be 90 internally, in the organs….but porno on the leathery exterior.

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2019

11

Oct

Claire Holt Ass Shot of the Day

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Claire Holt may be Seth Green’s wife – who I know is named Claire…because I fucking hate that name…

But she may not be his wife, you may want to do your due diligence in the event you like this ass.

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2019

11

Oct

Mary J Blige got Them Tits Out of the Day

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And I don’t know if that’ a good thing or not.

On one hand – tits are great. Fun to look at and all that other shit that has allowed women with tits to be celebrated. We are dudes and we are drawn to them…and the reality is…so are women…it’s obviously some instinct shit that happened when we were children and that we are coded to feel…so next time a girl says “my eyes are up here” walk her through your genetic coding and how you need to crave tits as a child to survive as a species…and you don’t ever grow out of that. It’s in our DNA…

On the other hand – it is Mary J Blige

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2019

11

Oct

Elsie Hewitt Big Tit Instagram Trash Wins Settlement of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is the enterprising host body for a huge set of tits, that is now an inspiration to instagram sluts trying to make it, because bitch just got fucking paid.

The story is basic, and obvious, an instagram girl gets a following because of her big tits. The instagram girl follows a celeb she thinks is hot. The celeb being an idiot celeb, sees the tits and realizes how easy it is to get girls to fuck with social media, before he’d have to leave the house, now he can vet them on the IG and send a driver…

So dude gets sucked in by the tits, girl makes him lose his mind, when he realizes she’s not a real human, but rather an instagram girl opportunistically moving ahead in the world…in the laziest of ways…tits first..

Anyway, she stages a fight, gets in his shit, calls the cops cuz girls are ruthless and she knows everyone will be on her side. Dude denies it. That means nothing it today’s climate….

So before it goes to court, he settles with her, to keep the exposure as low as possible, so that he doesn’t lose his career, and go back to being paid alimony by Reese Witherspoon like some kind of K-Fed…cuz I guess she was a good choice in girls to knock up….while Elsie was the wrong whore from the internet to fuck with. She backed you into the corner bro.

So another garbage girl, with garbage intentions, doing garbage things, and being rewarded for it. Awesome….

Willing to sign off an NDA for money. You know cuz she doesn’t care if he’s actually abusive, she knows he’s not. She cares about the money.

So be warned all you out there. Beware of the eager tits coming for you. They are up to no good.