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2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s nothing better than girls who forget their bikini….swimming or tanning in their panties….except when they have their period panties on…you know their comfy panties and all you can see is old blood stains…unless those are shit stains..or some pussy infection stains you wouldn’t see in a bikini because of the lining and waterproof fabric….that’s about the best it gets….

That said, there is a lot better than a recent Chinese immigrant wearing a pair of BOXER Briefs in the park when playing soccer with his kids….thinking those are outdoor shorts, not the shorts to put under the shorts, because his command of the english language is limited to SHORTS…and that two for one sale at Marshalls got him all the bootleg Calvin’s he needs to offend every white person with their kids at the park…

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Dumb Bitch on Some Dating SHow
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The New 007 is a Black Woman
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Protestors Replace American Flag with Mexican Flag
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This Dunkin Employee is Pretty Damn Smart
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Scarlett Johansson Wants to Be a Tree…or Some Other Bullshit…
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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is your favorite thing on the internet seeing girls you know leave comments on other girls you know’s social media….when you also know both women hate each other and independent of each other talk shit to you about each other…reminding you that the internet is so fucking fake..even though girls do that same shit in real life….

FAKE like the nudes you see on social media….the no pussy nudes…you know how these models who get nude are….they save the GASH for the highest bidder. It’s a “DONT DO ANAL ON YOUR FIRST DAY AS A PORN STAR” tactic. I’m onto them…cuz those nudes are so photoshopped they are also fake….nothing on this shit is real…except for the consistent need people have to be noticed….to get attention…to be important….and to be as amazing as they can be without actually being amazing…cuz it’s the internet…you can be whoever you want to be…I mean all you internet girlfriends the last 20 years were all creepy old men in their 60s….

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Savannah in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried’s Internet Fight
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Yo Ventura in a Bikini….
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Michelle Obama Goes Hollywood in Hollywood
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How Teen Runaway Became a Whore
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Miley Cyrus in a Magazine
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Cop Causes Big Accident
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Meghan Markle Made Idris Elba Dj Her Playlist at her Wedding
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Heidi Klum – Secret Marriage
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DJ Spinderealla VS Salt N Pepa
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Annalynne McCord Pokies
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Bad Passenger on the Conveyer Belt Fail
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Hipster Lights Cigarette with American Flag…
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The Wasps Win
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Playboy Chick
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Brick Laying in a Mini House
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Slutty Couple Dance
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The People VS R.Kelly
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Piper Palin’s Got Big Tits
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Influencers are Taking Bikini Pics at a Toxic Waste Dump…
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Baby Riding a Greyhound
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The World’s Remote Tea House – Cool
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Metal Straw Kills a Bitch
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Naomi Campbell Flight Routine
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Some Nostalgia
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Cool 3D Pen…
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Drug Smuggling Submarine
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Missing Man Eaten By his Dogs
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Miley Cyrus Says Hannah Montana is Dead
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Kate Mara is Not Hot
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Gabrielle Union Cleavage
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7 Times a Girl Had Too Much Booze and Whored Out
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How Pornstars Celebrate Their Birthdays….
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Gabbie Carter Awesome Tits
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Michelle Rizo Naked Hot Slut
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80 Pound Girl Loses Virginity
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Idiot Talks Shit to Wrong Guy – Gets Stomped Out
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Amateur With Tits Being a Slut
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Skip Rope Giant Boob Bounce
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Hot Redhead Strips Out of Bikini
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2019

Jul

Bottle Cap Challenge Winner of the Day

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This is not hot, but when female ejaculation first became a thing people talked about, back in the early 2000s, I got a DVD or maybe it was a VHS called The Art of Female Ejaculation…an instructional video on how to squirt…and the bitches teaching it were some self proclaimed sex positive women in their late 50s who you’d expect to see at a swingers club / trailer park…and I was still able to jack off to their vaginas…their terrifying vaginas…

So this bitch, some instagram Holistic sex and relationship expert who is also a Vaginal weight lifter with an Orgasmic Enlightenment podcast….decided to open her bottle with her pussy…gripping the bottle cap and dropping it – NO HANDS….and that’s some artistry I endorse…Olympic Sports this shit. It’s amazing.

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2019

Jul

Rumer Willis Underwear of the Day

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Rumer Willis isn’t hot, but she works out, and has face injections, so she’s easier to stomach when looking at her, and I guess when having sex with her, assuming people have sex with her, which I do because people have sex with anything, even inanimate objects…and not just horny men…women are out here shoving things in their pussies all day …like some kind of pervert…cuz they are perverts…plus Bruce Willis still has fans…and fucking Bruce’s daughter is a status thing, or at least a story to tell, like that time you let that tranny suck your dick…if only it was this RUMER WILLIS tranny. So progressive..

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2019

Jul

Pornstar Riley Reid Celebrated Her Birthday on Twitter of the Day

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So…I’m not allowed to have a twitter. I have been deleted twice over the last 6 months and basically gave up on the shit…

But Riley Reid, the very famous porn chick, is allowed to celebrate her birthday with a birthday video of a sparkler in her twerking porn pussy asshole….

I guess censorship is unfair….but at least porn chicks can share their subtle and classy behavior with the people…..while reminding us that Twitter…a publicly traded tech company…is a porn site….which we already knew.

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2019

Jul

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

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Martha Hunt is showing off some of her tit, I think you can see her model nipple in at least one of the pictures…which isn’t all that impressive or a new concept…she’s a titty model who works for an evil brand and was half naked all the time until the people noticed her.

I don’t think Martha Hunt still works for Victoria’s Secret as a promo model, but like any star of SNL, they owe everything to having that brand association..it’s the big leagues even if at its core it is just some bullshit underwear company…overpriced made in China underwear company…

The highlight of Martha Hunt’s existence as far as I’m concerned is when she was bought by TAYLOR SWIFT, the highest paid performer last year, and possible the last 10 years…who didn’t have a childhood, but now as an older, banged out popstar, has the ability to buy friends, or in her case life sized barbies to do whatever it is her pervert mind desires….and these girls, who are basically sex workers to begin with, sign the fuck up because associating with such prestige as Taylor Swift increases their profile and celebrity and that’s really what all these people care about…

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2019

Jul

Emma Roberts Aerobics Erotica of the Day

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Emma Roberts is in the new American Horror Story. I have never seen the previous American Horror Stories, even though I like horror and I like dumb youth drama series….even though Emma Roberts is in her 30s and not super youthful.

I do know that the new season is about a 1984 Summer camp, realizing that people love the 80s vibe, proven by the popularity Stranger Things and Kim Kardashian’s 1980 born pussy hole.

In 1984, there was aerobics, I fucking love aerobics, even though aerobics killed my mother…

The leotards, the dancing…the asses….the everything…

So seeing Emma Roberts dressed like my dead mom on the day she died and being turned on by it…is strange, but I wouldn’t expect it to be anything less.

I’m just joking my mom died of AIDS in Mexico thanks to some white salesman on business to Mexico, but we are all allowed to re-write our history with 80s Jane Fonda theme.

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2019

Jul

Bianca Elouise Nipples of the Day

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Her name is Bianca Elouise .

This is a pretty funny story about a girl trying to promote her own bikini line…

It’s actually a clever enough stunt, only because it involves her nipples.

She went to the store, found the shittiest but most expensive bathing suit, because anyone with a brain knows that the designer clothing they are buying is no different that the fast fashion shit that is a fraction, I’m talking 5 percent of the the price….But thanks to marketing, fear of missing out, full retards…they continue to exist, thrive, etc…

So this girl, who has a huge fucking fat ass on her instagram….picked it up, put it on, and got it wet for the paparazzi she called – because she knew sacrificing her nipple to get a story on Chanel having shit suits, would in turn draw attention to her swim line.

It’s clever because it involves nipples…

It’s not that clever beyond that because the media is easy to manipulate, you just need to barely expose something idiots care about with your tits and they talk about it.

Let’s hope Chanel sues her or offs her…you know like the CIA does to all the people who expose their stories online.

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2019

Jul

Shantel VanSanten Naked of the Day

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Shantel VanSanten is some model and actor who is 33 and looks 33, but that doesn’t stop her from posting bikini pics for her pervert fans to jack off to, cuz all these girls get off on people jerking off to them….and I guess drawing as much attention to themselves as they possibly can.

I don’t think I’ve ever posted on her, which is surprising since I’ve been at this shit for so long…

I do have access to IMDB where I discover all kinds of new and amazing things…like that she was on CW teen drama series One Tree Hill….

I knew people who were very into One Tree Hill when it was on TV, those people were comicon virgin loser types who would have been beat up if they were born a decade earlier but would have been praised if they were born two decades later…since nerd shit is popular thanks to the internet…but back then…nerd shit was just sad and lonely and weird….people so depressing, who found pleasure in shitty shows and the women who were on those shitty shows, instead of suicide.

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2019

Jul

Adriana Lima Tits of the Day

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When Adriana Lima lays down, her tits stand up…

Interesting scientific experiment by this weirdo old model who is still out there modeling despite being old – thanks to procedures that tighten her up…like whatever made those titties not flop at 40.

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