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2019

20

Sep

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

RIHANNA ass in her underwear for her brand is a thing, because Rihanna is still a thing selling shit people don’t need to make her richer….KEEP THAT MONEY coming in….

All it took was her getting beat by Chris Brown, or faking getting beat by Chris Brown in some Lorena Bobbitt approach to life, say he beat you to justify cutting the dick off…..you know to work her way into the hearts of America as a victim….it was her turning point and where she really shined…it allowed her to pivot the brand, go sexy and dark and straight to the fucking top.p…So go into the weekend thinking about that lesson next time a dude assaults you….or the next time you want to assault a woman…it could be the push she needs to make life finally happen for her….it’s worked out alright for some people…and those people are Rihanna….and for the record I am not saying to go assault women…that kind of statement would get my pretigious HBO special cancelled…I’m just saying…it worked out well for Rihanna, a story I’ll never quite understand, because average talented girls in America don’t become Rihanna, yet some poor as shit bitch who lived in a Shanty in Barbados at 14 became Rihanna….you sure Epstein wasn’t her corporate sponsor that got her to America? That got her work permits people with far more experience and intelligence have been rejected in getting. It’s all very PECULIAR…

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2019

20

Sep

Skylar Grey Nudity of the Day

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Skylar Grey wrote some shitty songs….for Eminem and now she posts butt shots because I guess she’s trying to do a BEBE REXHA and figures writing songs that make her millions of dollars for actual star talent is not enough for her, because her ego wants her to get all the shine…so she posts butt shots to build that audience…for when she’s ready to pollute our minds with songs we don’t intentionally want to hear….no consent forms signed for that kind of rape…and I guess she’s already in the industry so she’ll happen…and more butt shots will come…cuz the rest of her / mainly the face is busted.

The letting her fans in on her mosquito bite countdown is a new kind of “i’m honest to my fans, this is real life” panty pic….maybe she is a creative genius in the weirdest of ways…

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Posted in:SFW|Skylar Grey

2019

20

Sep

Potential Princess Booty Flash of the Day

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You’ve heard the exprssion ROYAL Pain in the Ass…but have you ever seen a Royal’s sloppy fucking ass?

That is the question of the day.

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Posted in:Princess Beatrice|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Oana Gregory Erotica of the Day

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Oana Gregory is the first Romanian to work for The Walt Disney Company…..and she looks pretty Romanian to me. You see I know Gypsies and Circus performers when I see one….

She is in a bikini, this is what all the YOUTHS do….at 23 and still not famous beyond her Disney work, girl needs to go deeper with the half nakedness to get seen….noticed…followers…to hopefully leverage her legit work into INSTAGRAM work…and all it takes is bikini pics. Not acting school. Not sucking dick at castings. Not an education…just slutty selfies…which is a clever generation…why work towards shit when you don’t have to. It seems redundant.

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2019

20

Sep

Mandy Moore Bra of the Day

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Mandy Moore is in a bra…

If this was 15 years ago…this would be a big deal…

Thanks to being a dated concept of being a “blog” or “celeb titty site”…something that would have been a bigger deal 15 years ago because websites were still a thing….the audience who come through are old fucks who remember that era….and thus remember Mandy Moore when she was a thing….and figure it’s a never too late to see her in a bra…so this one’s for you my aging, dying off friend who still checks this site out.

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Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Kaia Gerber Titty Cut Out of the Day

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KAIA Gerber walking in Milan fashion week, where we saw her 18 year old nipples yesterday….cuz Kaia Gerber is 18 and officially ready to model her young rich tits.

I just did a post discounting GIGI HADID as a model, because she’s just a fucking rich kid, but I will say that at last the Hadid’s aren’t the Jenners and come from a model mom, so it’s just an extension of their mom’s business…not that it makes them any better….not that it makes them anything more than an Instagram model…in an era where instagram models are a thing….but at least they aren’t Jenners…

I have the same opinion of Kaia Gerber. It’s like she’s an LA rich kid, she’s raised in that world, to be in that world, for people to look at her based on her mom, and all that…and at least she’s not a Hadid but rather someone who looks like she could be a model thanks to looking a lot like her mom who was a model…..it’s almost creepy….and there’s no reason she shouldn’t have a model life, it’s lazy and it pays well, and at least they are earning while promoting shit people don’t need, in an irresponsible for the environment kind of way. You know contributing to the fall of society….and the mental health of her audience who feel inadequate for not being a GERBER / HADID / JENNER…..

So I guess the hotter the rich brat who wants to be a model even though modeling is the dumbest thing a girl could want to be…so vapid and vain….the less offensive it is when they succeed at it….cuz the industry people are all groupie fucks.

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Gigi Hadid Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and her tits on the runway where she does her best model impression, since it was her rich girl childhood dream that became a reality thanks to being rich in the right city, perfectly narcissist and vain rich parents ready to make their spawn do things that make them feel like their reproductive organs did good…you know INSTEAD OF RAISING THEM TO BE DECENT HUMANS….rich people so fucked…

But not as fucked as the fact that we idolize or envy or put these idiots on pedestals…despite them being zero fucking interesting.

So brands buy into it, give them a shot and these idiots get validated, when they are supposed to be making their parents disappointed burning through their trust fund, getting arrested and shit…not having legit model careers…cuz legit model careers are nothing but bullshit in this era….but still gets them paid…

Here is her sister Bella Hadid with her tits out…

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2019

20

Sep

The SoapGirls Topless Performing of the Day

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I never heard of the SoapGirls, but I saw these pics of their concerts that they strip down topless at, and thought, I can see past how cheesy they are and appreciate their feminist punk strategy, even if it is simplistic and calculated and hardly punk, it is still two sisters naked together on stage making accessible “punk” pop music….

I looked up the SoapGirls on instagram and all I found was some girl who sells homemade soap…but then I found their website and according to their website:

“these fearless French born sisters Millie and Mie, have slayed critics”

“The SoapGirls are society’s rejects”

“The SoapGirls write outsider anthems that are androgynous, audacious and straight from the heart.”

This is what their concert looks like….looks good to me….cuz tits override try hard shamelessness every fucking day…

I support this kind of behavior….despite not listening to how bad the actual music is cuz if you’ve turned on the radio you know music has no integrity, it is all an attempt to get seen amongst all the clutter and tits give you the easiest and best shot at that…

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Posted in:Music|Music Video With Tits

2019

20

Sep

Hailey Bieber Christian Nipple for God of the Day

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It is a known fact that any woman raised in the Church or in a Cult is fucking crazy when it comes to anything around sexuality. I knew one girl who turned out to be a Catholic school girl who openly admitted to fucking her mom’s crucifix with her Catholic school boyfriend because that was their way of rebelling. I know sex workers and that whole ran off to LA to make it, but instead got into porn level of religious girl. I know other girls torn between god and getting off and getting off always ends up winning, it just comes with a lot of guilt. I know other girls who are only into anal because when they were in the church, it was the only sex they would do guilt free.

Basically what I am saying is that religion doesn’t really do that much good for sex of people who haven’t denounced the church….and Hailey Bieber was raised as some rich Born Again, cuz her dad was an addict an recovered thanks to god, so here she is doing young marriages like typical religious weirdos like Mormons…you know to make her sex wholesome with her childhood crush that took her virginity….yet publicly she’s trying to be a false idol from her sex appeal and rocks out tits out….just seems a little bipolar or inconsistent…you know full on bullshit cuz all these people are bullshit….but at least you can see her full tit in a shirt like this was a modern bible story…for the NEW NEW Testament…

Posted in:Hailey Bieber|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Old Lady Fit Body in Leggings of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s fans must be happy for what they signed up for all those years ago. You know when Kate Beckinsale first hit the nerd scenes and the nerds decided to respond favorably to her as someone to jerk off to…

So as they get older and older, still committed to their celebrity crush cuz they are weird…Beckinsale and her vampire who doesn’t age….keeps bringing them goods…and by goods I mean her fit old body in various slutty poses that are hardly age appropriate, not that age appropriate is even a thing anymore, these old bitches are BOLD, but luckily not all old bitches LOOK like old bitches and that’s nice….isn’t it…it gives us all hope the women we marry will age this good…they won’t by the way…but we hope they do….not that anyone will marry you, your Kate Beckinsale shrine in your studio apartment with various things you’ve stuck your dick into scattered around the room, and a jar of old cum next your keyboard, with that pungent stench that could be your rotten take out boxes, but is probably more a biproduct of your chronic masturbation….kinda turns them off, unless you find one looking for a Greencard, then you’re good….but not as good as BECKINSALE….

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale