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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t keep on top of the feminist agenda – other than freeing of nipples or brushing teeth like sucking dick, but as it turns out there is a co-work space that is designed for all women, to work together, in a no boys allowed, straight out of grade school, insanity…

I laughed in part because I imagined dudes made a dude only office, no women allowed, except maybe as receptionists, there’s nothing quite like a woman at the front desk of any office…but other than that BOYS only…I mean there will be the strippers at Lap Dance Fridays, the man spin on Casual Friday, and obviously for any other reason that involves fucking at the office while the wife is at home….

But I mainly laughed because girls fucking hate each other, so imagining these catty women – pms-ing – giving side eye to each other as they judge each other, jealous of each other’s success, debilitated by gossip with each other about each other, unable to get through it, forced to go home to shut off from the world and eat ice cream in sweat pants alone….judging how they carry themselves or their outfits…or who they date…while feeling like shit about themselves…but the aesthetic with the millennial pink, tropical leaves and clean men’s bathrooms would be alright…not that their are men allowed…they can’t have that…even though men are what keep women on their toes otherwise they get sidetracked.

Sounds like a fucking win – you pandering to a fucking dumb trend pieces of shit, but they exist and they got funded, probably by creepy VCs who are like “we buy girls, pay their rent, do tons of rich guy creep shit, if we invest in their dumb idea, they can’t take us down”….always with the “yes I masturbated next to that girl without her permission after I flew her to TULUM on the jet and rented us a villa on the water, and it was creepy, but I gave 50 million to an all women wework space, cuz I’m a hero in the feminist fight”…..

Silly times.

Silly links below.

Head Butt on Transit Line
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Street Sweeper Almost dies
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Andy Dick Gets Body Slammed and not in a Gay Way
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Drunk Employee of the Day
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Dead Celebrity of the Day
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Judge VS Laptop
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Nip at a Premiere – KInda
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Natalie Portman Perky Tits
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When Drive Thrus Become Dating Sites
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Cum Preacher
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Alien Abduction Costume
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Black Booty of the Day
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1000 dollars to sit bare ass on a Bee Hive
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Car Pushing Flaming Motorcycle Down the Street
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Inside the Sex Life of a Big ten Basketbal Player
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Some Tiktoks
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Kid Cover;s Queen – Dreessed Like Freddie Mercury
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Dumb Fucking Bro Skill
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Skateboard Trick of the Day
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Cute Cheetah of the Day
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Riders Get Tossed
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Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
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Best Dab Rig Ever
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YOU CAN SMOKE CBD WEED!
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WWE slut in a Tight Dress with a Stripper Body
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Tia Carrere Old and Fat – Wayne’s World
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Danielle Campbell Strong Calf
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Kaia Gerber Belly Shirt
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Camilla Cabello Skirt
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Selena Gomez in Leather Skirt
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Natalie Portman – Dress
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Lily Rose Depp Cleavage
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Mena Suvari’s Forehead
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Hayley Orrantia in a Dress
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Ashley Benson in tight Clothing
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Ryan Newman Hot in a Short Skirt
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Karlie Kloss – Entrepreneur
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Jodie Comer not Coming
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Paris Berelc – Slutty In a Magazine – KINDA
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The Show Must Go On
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GIrl Fingering her Friend on the Beach and Other Moments of No Sham
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Huge TITS in a Black Dress
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Awesome Rack
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Sofi Ryan Big Tits
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Weirdest Job Ever – the Booty Boxer
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Elina Love in a Nude Shoot
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I guess this is an Amateur Webcam Fuck all the Kids are Doing
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Sex Movs You Didn’t Know Exists
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Amateur of the Day
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Pornstar of 2004
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Titties got Nailed. Nailed Tits.
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They Call This Ass Mesmorizing
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Spread Eagle Babe
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Mentally Ill Girl of the Day
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Live Stream Accident
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Hard Old Dude….Being tough
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Silly Hat – Public Fuck
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TUMBLR PORN
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2019

Oct

Christina Aguilera Big Broad of the Day

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The icon, the legend, the never was Britney – Christina Aguilera lives…

Here are the pics of her shuffling her way into this event..as a fat man I can relate to her not wanting to wear pants…but still facing the same struggle of trying to carry that weight places…all pantsless….with your thighs rubbing togteher…which isn’t something she’s used to cuz in her castle she calls home she has a team of people physically carry her…oh to be rich and famous…

I don’t know why she’s out there doing this comeback tour, obviously money and ego, since she can seemingly sing, unlike Brtiney, who proved celebrity isn’t a singing contest.

I figure if I was a rich hot popstar at 20, making 100s of millions of dollars, I’d be good chilling on that money for life…but I guess bills need to be paid and doing nothing isn’t all that stimulating, even if I find it the best thing ever…

So instead of being a memory from the Dirty video, she’s a “woah look how gross Aguilera’s got since the Dirty Video”…and that is a dumb strategy.

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2019

Oct

Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day

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I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared….

It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished very little except maybe fucking a Kardashian….and record producers…to get an illusion of a career…so that she could get invited to the it-parties and fake it til she made it a career..

So at the time I saw her and she was working her tits in leotards hard…no one cared….and I assume still don’t care…but it’s 5-6 years later…and she’s been consistent at the trying to get people to care…using ass, tits, whatever…and according to her IG story, her concert with Brooke Candy, another winner who paved the way for hipster sluts to make bad music, is sold out…

So there’s that…while you look at her white panties wishing their was more of a stain on it, but the filters are too strong, we’ll never know if she’s been ovulating in these panties, or better yet, having her period – free bleeding like all the cool kids are doing in these panties…and that’s unfortunate.

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2019

Oct

Angelina Jolie Erotica of the Day

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Angelina Jolie brought out her chopped off granny tits in some magazine, because I guess she was craving attention, or is promoting some shit, whether it is a movie, or her politics…who cares…she’s naked in a tub full of milky water that automatically makes me think that maybe something of hers is leaking something weird out of her well traveled cunt. Maybe something she caught eating bush meat in whatever United Nations country she abducted her kids from…

Or it could just be creative direction from the photoshoot, you know cuz they can’t have her sprawled mom cunt on the cover, and since she’s cut off her tits, this is the best thing to do…dirty bath water…a fetish to all the wrong fucking people….who I’ve met..and would would drink this water if they could order it off the internet…

All this to say – boring.

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2019

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is out here promoting her new album, because girl is a triple threat no one is threatened by because she’s just a girl…

If anything, she’s a reminder that anyone can be a touring popstar with today’s audio technology, you don’t even need to sing. Like how all the instagram girls are just “models” because they have facetune….everything is a digital illusion…

She’s a popular actress, who got famous as a teen, of course she’ll go onto make music, you make more money with music….that is why EVERY single young popular actress does it.

It’s a nice reminder that the industry likes to shove garbage down our throats and in our ears….and that quality meaningful music from the heart will never exist again…thanks to no one having fucking souls…it’s all just fucking garbage.

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2019

Oct

Rachel Cook Nipples of the Day

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Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, despite every Rachel Cook post I’ve done the last year being about Rachel Leigh Cook, in a tribute to the past, cuz I am a sensitive guy who knows being an aged chick who was once seen as a hot and marketable chick, only to be replaced by other chicks, is rough….even worse when the young pussy replacing the old pussy steals your fucking name and identity…

So I used Rachel Cook’s shameless instagram fame hustle as an excuse to talk about the real Rachel Cook….cuz I know this Rachel Cook has been leveraging the real Rachel Cook this entire time….

But today, Rachel Cook has her tits out again…this Rachel Cook not that Rachel Cook….and she censored it for instagram with here “free the nipple” text…so the outsourced censors based in INDIA or the Philippines know that the nipple flagged by advanced image recognition software is actual in protest….and not because a bitch wants her tits seen….when clearly bitch wants her tits seen and it is nothing political at all, the political thing is just a good excuse to be the titty whore you want to be.

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2019

Oct

Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jaime King was popular during that whole heroin chic era of models in the late 90s.

She was skinny thanks to being on heroin, her boyfriend even died from it, that’s how committed they were to living out that image they created for themselves, all trying to be cool in NYC fashion industry…and doing that through opiates..like they were because Jazz Players like Ray Charles in the 1950s and 60s…or all those OXY addicts taking street pills now that the manufacturer of OXY is getting fucked up and they are forced to hit the streets…

But even in the 90s, she had tits she was willing to show off to the world…

So seeing her move to LA, remain skinny enough, try to have a career as an actor, hanging with all kinds of actor friends, and bloggers like that gay asian Jared is not that exciting and either is her whole starting a family. I prefer when people die off in their glory days….but maybe these are still her glory days as her nipples still get hard…and her addiction still rings in her ears saying “GET ME OPIATES” everyday….meaning eventually she’ll crack…and until she does – her’s hard nips on some bitch so eager to be cool she got addicted to heroin. Idiot.

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2019

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Titty Top of the Day

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I don’t think that is Lily Rose Depp’s angle. If anything it is just further proof that my theory about her actually being her dad trolling us all in costume is a fact. It looks like there could very well be a whole other person under that head / forehead chin….I am wondering if this is not actually Lily Rose Depp but rather Angelina Jolie in her present 50 year old state wearing a blonde wig….

What I am saying is the cute, rich, young Johnny Depp ejaculation turned human…doesn’t look all that cute here but she’s grabbing tit to offset all that and I think that’s a valiant effort on her part to make one of those “not looking all that great” moments better.

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2019

Oct

Dua Lipa Blonde Tits of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a youtuber turned popstar who I can guarantee doesn’t fucking matter in the grand scheme of the world, and who is just another fucking placeholder record labels use to manipulate young people into wanting and needing shit that they don’t need. She was big on Youtube, already had audience, already did ground work, why not get her a deal and dig their dirty lazy corporate entertainmeent industry hands up inside the bitch…and they did….and I guess it worked to some extent because I am not a youtube watcher, I don’t know youtubers, and this one has crossed over to this magical disconnected site – so clearly someone is buying into her lies…

Anyway, she does slutty things sometimes, like all the Albainians like Jim Belushi, that slut..and I wouldn’t say a selfie like this is all that slutty, but everything is slutty to a pervert like me that has the ability to sexualize even the most minute thing…

I guess the real question is how many versions of this casual selfie exist, you know she took 100 but only these got the photoshop treatment…

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2019

Oct

Slutty Social Media Tooth Brushing Challenge of the Day

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I have been seeing this tooth brushing trend or challenge hit social media the last month or so. I don’t spend a lot of time, if any time on social media, but I know I’ve seen other girls doing this tooth brush thing that has very little to do with brushing teeth, or having good dental hygiene, or filming for your dentist so that he sees that you take your hygiene seriously. Unless her goal is to seduce the dentist with her teeth brushing skills cuz dentists are rich and can offer that “good life” they all crave….but I think it’s more about having fun with your slutty on social media but simulating sucking dick like a porn slut because you grew up watching pornsluts and believe sucking a dick makes you an empowered woman who can control her man…

Point being, girls like anything they can find to be as slutty, provocative, sexy as possible, while being able to play it off as a joke or fun…and this always happens through hashtags / challenges.

I don’t know the hashtag for this one, but as a man who believes in dental hygiene like a compulsion, anything to clean these dirty mouths is a good thing, especially with the tits out. Being a girl into filming yourself doing this joke – is a weird thing to want to be…but the internet is full of trash…and we’re just here to try to watch it all.

Not to mention, we’ve seen girls fucking electric toothbrushes forever thanks to their vibrations and the eagerness or adventurous nature of women when it comes to sticking things in their cunt….but simulating head on a toothbrush to jokingly pretend it’s about daily hygiene rituals….is a whole other level of creatively producing slut content while pretending to not be a slut cuz all she’s doing here is brushing her teeth you pervs. Get your mind out of the gutter. WINK WINK…or some shit.

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