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Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day

X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day

Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Oct

Helen Wood Topless Hooker of the Day

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Helen Wood – an ex hooker – I know what you’re thinking and by you, I mean me, because I am the only one who reads this site and I don’t even read it, I just write it out..and never revisit it again, but yes, I know what I am thinking and that is that all these women featured on the site are in some way, shape or form an actual hooker, because they do slutty shit to get paid. That could be applied to all women, but I think it really applies to the semi famous, aspiring famous types because they CRAVE the celbrity life of luxury and break through doing hooker shit..

Helen Wood, she’s a legit hooker, who got paid 195k BRITISH POUNDS – cuz they are British and my computer skills can’t find the little L instead of the Americanized “S” for $$$….by Wayne Rooney – who is married and has kids with some other Hooker looking bitch….but 195k that is fucking crazy but not overly crazy to make her tabloid fodder, got her on Big Brother, and allowed her to write a book about being a hooker…only to bring out the big gross tits for the paps cuz she got her hooking this far, might as well take it further…

Here is her friend LOUISE’ nipple too..

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2019

Oct

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

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I may be an old fucking dinosaur of a motherfucker on the internet…

I may be totally detached from reality, because I don’t leave the house…so I know very little about what is going on.

I may not read the tech blogs and keep on top of new trends.

I may hate social media and struggle to tweet on my new TWITTER cuz they deleted me three times this year, including my original account that wass a decade old…but I never went “viral” there so whatever.

I may not bother updating my IG, because why bother….

I may only use FB to see old lady vacation pics…

But I do know that TIKTOK is the future – from CHINA – designed to steal your information – and the young kids are loving it.

This is a round-up of the kind of things you can find on TIKTOK

Basically because I hate Google / Facebook and Twitter and encourage the perverts to support other billionaires by watching slutty dance.

1 – @taytum.popp titty flash

2 – @itsneesybitch who I assume is some girls slutty mom, talking about pussy eating

3 – @leskayla with her truly massive tits..

4 – @brattymichelle The Sugar Baby begging for a personal chef

5 – @aabsolutetrashh with the titty tease

6 – @sheenales slutty shorts

7 – @zoelaverne who’s bio is “I’m 18 but look 14” bait ass

8 – @morgothemango with the big booty

9 – @vixenesha with the post sex seflie

10 – @elliemccannnn with the Inter-Racial Sex

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2019

Oct

My Dad’s Big Boobs and Me and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Uses BDSM Equipment in Road Rage

Shoplifter of the Day

Evil Prize

Jack Rabbit Brawl

Idiot Losing Side Mirror

Alcohol Withdrawal is Real

Teen Impersonates Cop – Gets Caught by Cop

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The interesting thing about these face injections, is that ugly girls you knew from 15 years ago, you know the kind of girl you used to chat with on a friendly and respectful level because you worked together and because you didn’t want to fuck them because their face scared the fuck out of you….even with their spending a lot of time in the gym body….and the whole being 24 at the time, you still couldn’t pull the trigger and waste your time trying to seduce them into a fuck. Hell, you didn’t even bother asking for nudes and you’d ask EVERYONE for nudes just to see them….but now girl looks like she’s out of a fucking Jenner/Kardashian porno movie….all big lips, big cheeks, THAT face….totally new face…that looks younger than it did 15 years ago face…only it is 40 now face…not looking the best face, but fucking better than it did at its prime face….and I guess that isn’t “Interesting”….it’s just weird…

Not as weird as whether a dude with herpes on his dick, the genital kid, still gets herpes on his pussy after he cuts off his dick, does the herpes register the cut off, inside out dick as a new version of genitals to attach it’s scab to, or does cutting off the herpe dick make that herpe never happen again – even if the virus is in the blood?

I don’t really need to know the answer to that question…but here are some stepLINKS

Dude Sits on Beehivee With No Pants After Losing Dare – Goes Viral
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Peta VS Bieber….
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DUDE – FERGIE GOT OLD
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Nicole Williams – Bathing Suit
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THIS IS POLLUTING YOUR TV SCREENS
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Top 10 TikTok’s of the Day
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Dude Pretends to be a Bush – Scares People
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Kids Give Bullied Kids Clothing to Teach Him if hee Dresses FRESH he won’t get BEAT…GOod Lesson – was it brought to you by the Kardashians on a New Clothing Launch? Or Instagram to prove their platform sells product…shouldn’t the lesson be – who gives a fuck what you wear – learn how to choke a bitch out when they get in your motherfucking face?
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Thank GOD they Made This…
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The Fact that This Video Exists is Crazy To Me
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Some UFC Predictions
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Mean Girls Memes
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Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have said it before and I will say it again…….

Asking a girl if you can rub your non-binary gender-fluid skin flaps in their faces and mouths…..is the best pick up line.

Girls can’t tell you to fuck off like they would if your opening line was “can I throat fuck you”….they can’t say “you’re a sick fuck”.

They will be forced to evaluate what you said, think it through, quickly realize that they are PC, liberal, inclusive people and that they want another non-binary gender fluid friend to have boring conversation with.

They would never want to offend a non binary gender fluid person. They want to embrace and affiliate with them…

They will not reject your offer. They will accept those skin flaps – to be polite, to prove how progressive they are…Dreams do come true…and it’s also a great excuse for your small dick.

You’re welcome….

Here are some stepLINKS

Pranking People as a Bush
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It is Mean Girl Day – Here are Meme Girl Memes – Cuz I Still Love Lohan…
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Gigi Hadid ATTACKING the Chanel Fashion Show Crasher
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Birds of Prey Trailer
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Girl Does Yoga With Dog….
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Trump Supporters Vs Elizabeth Warren…
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Kendall Jenner Channeling Some Bullshit in this Photoshoot
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Weird couple Fucking Humor
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22 Punches in 15 Seconds
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Top 10 TikToks of the Week…
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Courtney Cox’s Failed Shots…
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Braless Delilah Hamlin
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Dumb Fucking Nude Pan Talent
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Lily Rose Depp Cleavage
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Dua LIPA Blonde Hair Cleavage
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SLUTTY Rugby Player of the Day – LOL
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Homeless Opera Singer Gets Recording Contract to go with her Hepatitis
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Woman Trashes a Car
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Joaquin Phoenix is Embarrassed
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Coolest Thing To Go To Auction Ever –
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Naomi Campbell Tits on the Runway
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Devon Sawa Thinks the Earth is Flat
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Terrence Howard – Not Quitting Acting…
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Bull VS Idiot – I Hope the Idiot Died of a Head Injury
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All He Wanted was a Handshake
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Sometimes People Help You Out
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Weezer Covers Nirvana
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Criminals Can Change
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Fat Family with 11 Kids
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Evangelist Doesn’t Want to Sell Religion
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Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
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Best Dab Rig Ever
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YOU CAN SMOKE CBD WEED!
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Micaela Schafer – Still Naked
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Liz Olsen Hot Tits
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Skinnier Ariel Winter in Slutty Shorts
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Jessica LOwndes Cleavage
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Brooke Burke – 65 Year old Slut
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Laura Harrier Slutty Top
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Kristen Stewart – gross Lesbian
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Elle Fanning O-Faces
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Selena Gomez Big Tits in Overalls
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Kaia Gerber Teen(Legal) Nipple
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The Naked Sister Punk Band Concert Pics – Again – Cuz Why Not…
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TUMBLR PORN
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Fingerbang Next to Sleeping Friend
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Titty Grabbing ELephant
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Most Disturbing Sex Tape Every
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Scary Use of 9 Inch Nails
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Solid Amateur Fuck
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Slutty at Oktobeerfest
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Three Ways to Show the World your Twerking Skills
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Awkward Boner
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The Third Eye
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Soapy Tits
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Some FUNNY Pics
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Julia Playing with Herself
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Naked Chick
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Titties in the Pool
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2019

Oct

Lily Allen Topless of the Day

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I don’t really appreciate that Lily Allen is still alive…

I don’t really like that she feels the need to post on social media, she was rich to begin with, got richer with dumb catchy songs that went viral, she doesn’t need more than that…you know be satsified with the time you had, and focus on being a mom to your kids who are unfortunately going to go through life as Lily Allen’s kids…I mean I guess they are lucky that she didn’t abort them like she aborted the one that she pretended was a miscarriage – that was long ago, you probably barely remember Lily Allen or her shitty tits, why would you remember her miscarriage…..I only do because I used it as a punchline to all my Lily Allen jokes when she was relevant…it was the go-to and it offended women everywhere which I liked.

That said, shameless attention seeking whores are in that hustle for life….if you can send nudes to your audience as a whole and ideally some spillover people who don’t care about you, but like the tits, why the fuck not do that, it’s not like she’s doing anything else of substance.

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2019

Oct

Bebe Rexha is the Worst Ass on TikTok of the Day

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This just in – Bebe Rexha is as bad at TikTok as she is at being a popstar.

The fat 30 something who had her hand in the cookie jar of the record industry, and clearly in the ACTUAL cookie jar, was able to convince her colleagues to record an album for her. So she created her persona, got her outfits, did the whole creative direction around it, to hit the popstar thing running, not ACTUAL running, she’s more of a sitter…but you know time wasn’t on her side, she was old. The fat thing is only marketable to a certain extent to other fat girls because being an old popstar outweighed being a body empowered fat chick, not ACTUAL outweigh, I mean she’s a pig…

Anyway, her old age pop act reminded me of Halloween when all the old girls from the Office get together and dress like Charlie’s Angels or something…you know old girls in slutty outfits being fat and gross but having a good time. Harmless…

As it turns out, her TikTok act is similar…like a mom who came across TikTok and felt the need to try it out, only not a hot mom…but a fat mom who can’t seem to drop the baby weight, cuz the cookies in that cookie jar are so GOOD….YUM…

Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2019

Oct

Area 51 Raid Round Up of the Day

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It looks like the raid on Area 51 brought back this alien looking rat, who put on some of Rihannas lingerie.

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

Oct

Chantel Jeffries Nudity of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is a confirmed hooker, the joke was she was fucking all these rappers and shit but was driving around in a Kia. Obviously she wasn’t the best at her job. Now she’s a “DJ” but clearly she’s still on the dick sucking hustle, sending out nudes of her new breast reduction – she had her implants replaced with smaller ones.. disgusting good times.

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2019

Oct

Inka Williams Nip Slip of the Day

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Inka Williams is on a mission to save the world one boner at a time.

Her hashtag – #peoplechangenotclimatechange….so she cares about the environment….and thinks the individual can make a fucking difference.

What an inspiring view of the world I can’t relate to because I know people are shit….and the world is too far gone….thank god.

She is young, she’s a model with a lot of hype, while models barely work and get paid even the hot ones, so her outlook on life is a little less jaded or realistic.

So this one is a hot one and her platform for her activism is instagram. Her strategy to generate interest – casually pull your titty out…it’s the young girl titty with a young nipple ring hustle. Strategic! Brilliant.

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