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2019

13

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Nip Slip of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is out here reminding all you fat chicks, that if you get fit, people will like you better and that you don’t even need to get fit, you can just get fat sucked out of you and injected into your ass and face the more opportunity will come your way…even when you’re totally fucking irrelevant….

Because Aubrey was pretty fat before remembering that no one likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…even when they try to lie to you about feeling sexy and empowered…

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2019

13

Sep

Car Show Babes… and Other Videos of the Day

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Pleading with Cops to Not Shoot Friend

Crocodiles in Florida

Cop Tries to MMA

Dude Takes a Shit on Cops

Teen Brawl

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2019

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spend my nights watching the worst NETFLIX shows I can find in series and binge watch so that my brain rots deeper and harder that in already has…while anger and frustration builds up inside me…making me rage against the state of the world….last night’s show…The I-Land…which in the last episode they clearly fired their sound guy, or maybe left him on the I-Land…where they shot the entire terrible series in what I assume was 2 days at an All Inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic…

In hindsight, spending my night with sex workers who made my dick fall off with disease was more spiritually fulfilling…than the suburban Netflix agoraphobic why leave your house here’s a bunch of shit you don’t need to waste time on to avoid actually LIVING your life and achieving or experiencing anything…

But with the weekend coming….that is 48 hours of wasting thee fuck away on screen time…the future…so exciting…especially when coupled with all that SOYA baby formula…killing dicks early on like some chemical castration in our food supply…which is the best way to control a population….through people’s shit food they buy at big box retailers…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Woman Taking Shit on Supermarket Floor is My Favorite Video of the Week…
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Big Momma Road Rage….
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I thought this Said Ed Sheran Dead..
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Ellen Used to Dat eone of Brad Pitt’s Exes
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Heavy Rain VS India…
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Cats Asking for Direction
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Rat Cow is Such Trash
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Walmart Shopper of the Day has the Best Tattoos
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Thee Weirdest Fruit in Florida
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Gun-Like Hand Gesture is a Crime in Philly…
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Burning Man Looks Like the Worst
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CBD – GET FIXED – NATURE’s MIRACLE – 25% OFF – CODE Step25
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2019

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Instagram is Jerry Springer of this generation. The reality show where no one gets paid……but I still like fucking with people in person..

Sure the internet is good for MEMES …

But there’s nothing quite like asking a fat girl what she is eating for dinner, then giving her a disapproving look and saying “You sure you need that”….you know like a mother would…..Because fat girls get offended easily…and seeing it in their face is a bigger LOL than seeing their statuses or tweets crying on social media…

I am sure you can think of better ways to get that real life moment out of real life…like when I see a girl in a tube top with her nipples out – which is all the time – I think – what a slut with her nipples out…

Or when I bring a condom and a zucchini to random internet dates where I reveal my intentions for that zucchini and condom after our “drinks”….

Or like the look people give you when you fake a conversation with your drug dealer, saying “the last time you gave me that I was raging, I had the energy to rape 7 girls instead of just 1″….if you know what I mean…people give LOOKS…

It’s the little things….live for the laughs in this everyone is uptight world and Here are some stepLINKS

Woman Pisses on EZ PPass Lane
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Woman Shits on Supermarket Floor
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Ana Braga – MONSTER TITS
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Julianne Hough Slut Dress
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Donna D’Errico in a See Through Dress Like It is 1995
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Thugs in a Machete Fight
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Nip Slip in a Yellow Suit
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Body in Back of Garbage Truck
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Dude Dunked with Jelly Fish..
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Car Avoids Being Crushed…
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Michael Phelps Made a Baby
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Drugged Out Girl After Skateboard Accident
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What’s Going on with Room 322
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Dude with Schizophrenia Describes his Delusions….
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Weird Throwback Thursday
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Amanda Knox and Lorena Bobbitt Crime Team…
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Woman Pretending Her Man is Beating Her
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12 Year Old 7 Foot Tall Basketball Player on 8 Foot Rim
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How to Dab…the Right Way
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Britney Spears Bikini
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Carolin Wozniacki – LIVES
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Portman Looks Good
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Hudgens in a Crop Top
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Swanepoel Fashion Week
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Hosk Fashion
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Sweeney Cleavage
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Lea Michele Boudoir Shots
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Cami Mendes in Panties
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Suki Waterhouse
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Langford Tits
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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Katerina Hartlova in BIG TITTY latex…
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A Bunch of Hot Ass
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Party Girl Fucked in Front of her Friends…
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Reddit Amateur Nude
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hitler’s Early Porn Career
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Makes Herself Squirt
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Noelle Monique Naked Tits
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Milf of the Day
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Hot Girl Naked in Public
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Romantic Dinner
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Promo Model Ues her Tits
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BBW in Nature
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Underwear Model Looking for a Job
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2019

12

Sep

Demi Moore Nude of the Day

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In keeping up with tonight’s theme of OLD LADIES NO ONE ASKED TO SEE NAKED – GETTING NAKED… DEMI MOORE has brought herself out of the crypt she lives in to bring you a 75 year old naked on the cover of some print mag, cuz print is dead, and so are the people they put on the cover. I saw GHOST, bitch. I get it….and I guess most of the people picking up this magazine off newstands saw GHOST also…back when it came out and they were 40….

But for us virile men, we don’t need to be looking at some old bitch who may have been hot thanks to millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery, during a brief period of time, when you were hard sold her by the media…she was in everything…and you couldn’t cross reference her with her daugters to see her TRUE being…

Point being, this doesn’t look good to me, it’s not brave to me, it’s not exciting to me…but it is an old bitch being shameless trying to brag while not being a younger chick we are more interested in seeing naked…Take it back to the CRYPT….

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2019

12

Sep

Potentially Gwyneth Paltrow Nude of the Day

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There is a scandal…a real fucking scandal that is going on on the interesting….internet of shit….

It’s a made up scandal created by the subject of the scandal herself….Gwyneth Paltrow, who’s GOOP account posted this nude on social media without identifying the bare ass of the unknown blonde doing nudity therapy she probably read in some internet health guru’s facebook, only to reapply it to her health guruing…

They are trying to position it as a who done it, or who butt is it…and obviously that is an ass of a 50 year old woman so who fucking cares….assume it is PALTROW, acknowledge it looks old, sad and lonely….and move on…it doesn’t make it any less deflated if it belongs to her or some body double…it’s all equally fucking sick…and steamed.

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2019

12

Sep

Bianca Andreescu Tennis Champ Titties of the Day

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Bianca Andreescu is not hot, but she’s HOT in terms of the media loving her for beating some old fat tennis player, who may be the best, but who is also rich, lazy and near 40, in what I find surprising that no one else has been able to match in the sport, because sports ability is supposed to evolve and the young youngs are supposed to b dramatically better than the olds…

Either way, this one is now a crow favorite, and based on her interviews I could tell she listens to too much drake, speaks in MEMES and is first to show off her fitness ass, cuz it’s an ass, and she’s been told through media asses are good…now that the people are watching…because tennis is cool and all, it made her 4 million in a day, but influencers is where its at…or some shit…

It’s funny to think that a girl accomplishes a huge fucking thing, like winning the US open and within a 4 days, is have naked with her ass out, crawling around for a slutty selfie, cuz that is what they ACTUALLY care about….if you don’t believe me, just ask the other Canadian tennis star….EUGENIE BOUCHARD…

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2019

12

Sep

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Tits of the Day

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Eva Amurri Martino is Susan Sarandon’s tits of a daughter, who attempted to have an acting career of her own, you know to find some self-identity, in a world where she will always be JANET FROM ROCKY HORROR’s daughter….so she ended up on Californication, showed her tits a lot, flashed the world in her own revolt and realized working sucks, and if you don’t have to do it, don’t do it….just get a rich guy to get knocked up by, in her case named MARTINO….or live off that Trust Fund cuz they all have too much money for doing virtually nothing important….actors….cuz I don’t know if Martino is rich or a K-Fed…and who cares…

This is about how tits can offset an ugly face….as her tits offset her ugly face.

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2019

12

Sep

Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

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Kate Moss like twerking, something you thought died long ago…Kate Moss’ nipples are timeless. Like September 11th, we all remember where we were the first time we saw them in some fashion shit, before always seeing them in paparazzi pics on luxury vacations cuz she’s Kate Moss…the most luxurious gutter party coke slut ever…all thanks to fashion…

She’s got a 15 year old daughter she’s been releasing to the world like she was Cindy Crawford, so come back in 3 years to see her being the slut she is destined to be thanks to the current climate for young people, competing with all that porn…

She’s also got some 20 something influncer muppet looking half sister who is clickbaiting all day….

But nothing competes with the real Kate Moss deal…and by deal I mean nipples…

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Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2019

12

Sep

Twerk Girl Gone Viral of the Day

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I’ve been following this NASTYA NASS chick for who the fuck knows how long, which isn’t saying much, she’s got 4.8 million followers for the way she shakes her ass for what she says is FITNESS but is actually just thirst quenching…a good excuse to show an ass.

I know, you all thought twerking died in 2013, but apparently this girl committed to it, kept at it, posted consistent videos and like a classic clothing item, like a T-Shirt, or Jeans, the twerk of an ass is timeless. It survives all recessions. It is forever.

Here are some of her twerk videos since she’s going viral..

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