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2019

26

Aug

Cassie Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Cassie got dumped by Puff Daddy and went and got pregnant by some white guy….and is naked on the beach with some monster tits out, strategically covered by her black hair, doing some Mermaid shit, except that black people aren’t into swimming at least the black people I know…they avoid that shit and stick to jumping through Fire Hydrants in the ghetto on hot summer nights in the 1960s or some shit….the Michael Phelps of the ghetto is the dude with the WRENCH….to get that water flowing…

But Cassie is more luxury than that, not some ghetto bitch, she just had to put up with Diddy all these years for that good life, and I know a girl who used to fuck Diddy, and apparently he’s real fucking weird and makes them massage his head for hours cuz when you’re Diddy on that pile of gold you can make girls do anything..like not have you baby, because clearly she wanted kids and he said “No fuck, get out”…because she got knocked up the second you leave him, with the first rich guy who comes along…

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2019

26

Aug

Rita Ora Upskirt of the Day

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RITA ORA always breaking down boundaries with her tits and inspiring the world in the least influential way because no one even knows who this bitch is and if they do, they sure as hell don’t buy into her nonsense as a pop star, or give a shit..

She’s the high school girl who tries to be friends with everyone, in the most annoying way, going to all the parties, bouncing around from group to group because she craves attention that bad…

She has never done anything meaningful, interesting or inspiring, but she’s got good tits so we let it slide…you know the kind of over achiever she is….you know not a natural talent but pushy as fuck for people to think she is a talent cuz people don’t know and don’t care….but they follow cuz she’s everywhere and they figure that alone is reason to follow her…

She’s in concert, as half naked as I guess she can be cuz it makes her shitty act more interesting, and the upskirt isn’t reaelly an upskirt since the skirt is sheer…but we work with what we’re given here.

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2019

26

Aug

Selena Gomez Newest Face of the Day

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Selena Gomez just released the latest iteration of her LUPUS face as it approaches 30 years old….

The odds against her when it comes to living all that much longer…so why not turn yourself into more of a pudgy faced muppet than she already was naturally cuz that’s the era we are in and this bitch has the money to do anything she wants, even buy organs off the black market or groupies who would rather die knowing they gave their master Selena life than keep their organs around….it’s nice to be rich and famous in a world of groupie losers trying to find some sort of meaning or legacy…and I guess it’s better than taking up school shootings, or mass shootings to make the news…in a “I died for Selena Gomez” instead of “I died in a shoot out cuz I did something fucking insane to a bunch of innocent people at the RIB FEST”….

Point being, I didn’t realize Selena Gomez was friends with Demi Moore, but it would explain why she’s in and out of Rehab….

Either way, she’s bringing some Debbie Does Dallas style pics cuz she’s texan to the people now that Country Music is hot again…

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2019

26

Aug

Skylar Grey Nudity Nobody Asked for of the Day

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Skylar Grey is like fat ass Bebe Rexha because they both are 30 something ugly girls who wrote songs for Eminem / Rihanna….only unlike BEBE REXHA she’s not doing the nudity for a pop career in her mid-30s, she’s just doing it cuz she’s a pervert with a very round ass….why is her ass so round? I guess something to spend the RESIDUALS from writing a hit song on….

Back in 2006, this girl won RINGTONE of the year with some HORRIBLE song…..I didn’t bother googling, but she also wrote this song about coming home to find your bitch taking nude selfies for the internet…

So maybe she is promoting her pop career at 33 with her prison tattoos….and ass out like a tech savvy internet marketing person would do….maybe look into a face transplant or something cuz this shit is hard in an era of muppet faces…we aren’t used to these kind of edges.

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2019

26

Aug

Stella Maxwell Pussy Flash of the Day

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Here is Stella Maxwell showing off her lesbian DICK, but I don’t know if lesbians call the domineering manipulative partner’s genitals their DICK, cuz by default these lesbian women are molested or violated by men and their dicks, hence the whole becoming lesbian thing, which in Stella Maxwell’s case has worked out nicely, because apparently a lot of A-List actors are broken down on some emotional trauma level and are easy to convert to the darkside….of dick hating…which is why their sex toys are dolphin, corn on the cob, or banana shaped…cuz dicks so scary and mean spirited and angry which is intimidating for a dyke…just trying to masturbate a pussy to elevate her career…

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2019

26

Aug

Tara Lipinski Bikini of the Day

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Tara Lipinski the original Pro Skater…Tony Hawk didn’t die for this shit…not that he’s dead, but I assume he stole Tara Lipinski’s glory when he launched TONY HAWK Pro Skater video game with Playstation and changed the fucking face of the Skateboard industry, turning it into a Mass Market, McDonalds mainstream MTV thing….allowing nerds and losers who would never be cool to embrace the lifestyle and rock some skate shoes at the mall…when Tara Lipinski was out there pitching TURBO GRAFX 16 the Tara Lipinski Pro Skater game…that never materialized…all because Tony Hawk stole it from her…

But at least she can garner some hype around herself with her ass in a bikini…her skinny skater ass that still has muscle memory thanks to all those years of hard training…Roundness like all those girls in leggings and bike shorts I see every time I leave the house….I don’t know how asses got so round, but they are so fucking round.

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Posted in:SFW|Tara Lipinski

2019

26

Aug

Bella Thorne Nip Slip Suckin Dick in Italy of the Day

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Bella Thorne out here in Italy sucking her Italian pop star boyfriends dick….SCROLL DOWN.

She’s the kind of the girl who looks like her pussy is constantly itching, you know some too lazy to wash often enough for the VAGINITIS to not seep in….but then again…she is also the kind of girl who would do a VLOG about her VAGINITIS and post pics of the discharge for her fans cuz she realizes they seek knowing every fucking thing about her, every fucking detail, and social media is that platform…it’s the reality show on crack…where these people can manipulate their audience by farting on an IG story and talking about how empowered they feel as a farter, because growing up with Lactose intolerance along with 60% of the rest of the world, and always needing to fart your cheese out, is shame she carried through life and now…to embrace it is to love herself in the most public pandering kind of way…inspiring a generation of girls to start farting because it’s a natural fucking thing you assholes…what kind of Patriarchy is this where a woman can’t fart….because men have denied women assholes do shit things, only sex things, so they can eat it with grace and conviction and not thinking of the dump she took earlier that day, except for Germans and Japanese people who love that shit – literally.

Either way, she’s half naked on social media. Obviously.

Bella Thorne Sucking Dick in Italy Bikini

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2019

26

Aug

Brooke Burke Topless instagram Shoot Like She’s not 60 of the Day

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Brooke Burke is in some instagram style topless shoot, that is very muted in Black and White cuz you don’t want High Definition color on this, you want the most pixelated shitty image around, grainy as fuck so you can’t see ANY detail, cuz she’s old as fuck…

So despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter, instagram, a large pervert fanbase that remember her from WILD ON, the best job a whore from Playboy could ever land, and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and willing to show her fake tits, cuz they are fake tits and are an extension of her, not actually part of her, anyone can get a set of these……it’s the life of fitness on a Playboy whore who still uses the same tactics to get noticed so that maybe people will give her another reality show….to showcase her insight that I am sure is really deep….cuz girl’s ego clearly needs some love.

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2019

26

Aug

Bebe Rexha Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Bebe Rexha with the struggle fitness so we know how she gets her body…but eating more calories than she burns doing half assed workouts like this…

At 30, it’s only going to get worse, because bitch is 30…

In case you don’t understand basic fucking biology, people ROT the fuck out as they get older….so to launch a popstar career for your fucking ego, to have ownership on your songs, paying to 15 year olds while half naked, like some kind of creepy Substitute teacher cuz 30 is fucking old…confuses me…

A fat girl trying to be hot in scandalous clothing – also confuses me…but I can embrace or understand or accept that substantially easier….fat girls have tits and a vagina they want filled too…and they can, if confident enough expose that to dudes into fucking fat chicks cuz they have no skinny options….

It leaves a subtle bad taste in my mouth, probably from an improper wipe, it is hard to reach around to do the back to front motion when you’re obesity…

But to apply that attitude to being a popstar as a fat chick in her 30s is weirder than Katy Perry’s career.

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2019

26

Aug

Ariel Winter Keto Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter either started the KETO diet to drop all that excess fat, or maybe it was speed, or maybe it was plastic surgery procedures they advertise on social media, some COOL SCULPTING, or the newest trend these whores are pushing along with celery juice, is some electric shock device to give them ads, because social media is a fucking infomercial.

Anyway, this bitch was a neckless pig of a woman who was amazing to see get fatter and fatter, despite her contract stipulating she can’t get fat, Modern Family needs continuity…and despite her working out all the time…she just got fatter and fatter.

There is no way she just miraculously lost the weight, kept her tits again, after her first attempt to assassinate them with a breast reduction, and now all that’s left to do is give this bitch a noise job, as of now she’s skinnier but still dumpy, still busty, but that noise is on some WITCH shit…almost where she needs to be…all rich as fuck and from a hit show….doing titty things.

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