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2024

07

Mar

Claudia Canals is the Instagram Of The Day

Claudia Canals, or as I like to call her, C-Anals because if the name ANAL is in your fucking name, I am going to focus on that, because I am a pervert, I have an stunted brain thanks to a lack of taking responsibility for myself, I understand basic schoolyard comedy…

When the Australian instagram chick’s content is all hot half naked and in bikini, which one would have called provocative or attention seeking in a simpler time, back before girls started posting their literal anal on their social media for likes….fixated on her ANAL is far more fun than the other CANALS she offers…

We’re just looking for FUN in these dark and miserable times.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Thong Bikini Pulled Up Her Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, the tall and skinny Kardashian with the bad skin, who is apparently a top fashion model, because the other goblins of the family couldn’t achieve that status, so they forced her to do it…..even though that was just some kind of marketing lie.

The Kardashian who they say was born a boy and raised a girl, doing the whole tranny thing before her dad….paving the way for the family legacy….

She is the Tequila vendor, who you have to appreciate, even if it’s just for a cash grab because building a premium tequila brand means you can sell that brand for 1 billion dollars to a bigger booze company….

She is also in a thong bathing suit that is jacked up her ass, where you can’t see the balls or the asshole, but it’s still pretty slutty of a swimsuit, which I appreciate even if I hate the family and all they represent….because they’d be worth if they weren’t whores.

This may be an old pic, but it’s re-circulating, so I’ll re-post it…I can’t document every Kendall Jenner Thong Ass..

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2024

07

Mar

Caroline Vreeland’s Still Around of the Day

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There’s something really terrifying about this picture. At a certain point you have to wonder if there is some kind of genetic condition going on, because when natural tits get to a size and keep on growing, it’s almost like a disability.

When Caroline Vreeland is in her 50s and 60s, if she’s not already, she’s going to have to cart those fuckers around the cruise ship using their own walker, or bell-hop luggage cart, because there is no way her back can handle this shit.

Unless she’s gaming all her fans by face-tuning/photoshopping the tits to be giant monstrous things or it is morbidly obesity….these giant veiny piles of fat and flesh are crazy.

I know there are plenty of big tit lovers, wired to love big tits, but as far as I’m concerned there is such thing as too big, there is a breaking point, there is a too good to be good…and I think Vreeland is approaching that limit…it’s fine line to walk…and I’m sure she’s walking it hunched over and with chronic pain…these things are nuts..

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2024

07

Mar

Hot Ad of the Day

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So, Google Ads just showed me an Alibaba ad, that definitely has nothing to do with any of my searches that I can think of, because why google pocket pussy when you can craft your own…

Hot sale realistic gynocological training anatomical vivid gynocology examination training manikin

This model can be used to practice episiotomy and suture repeatedly: the middle part of the perineum is incised, the right side is incised, and the left side is incised. The model is flexible and not easy to damage. It can be stitched repeatedly

Maybe it is targeting me based on my search results…THEY KNOW TOO MUCH…but for a website that has been banned from Google Ads or CANCELLED since 2005, missing the fucking boat on all the money that could have been made, which made a lot of other losers who are far less innovative or interesting than me all the youtube money….then there’s the whole YOUTUBE thing, where any video I tried putting out would get my account deleted so I couldn’t make money there…and don’t get me started on instagram….

I am a VICTIM to the SYSTEM…too perverted and creepy before it was cool, trendy or what everyone did….the scale shifted in my direction but I DIDN’T get to cash in on it..

I am not complaining, I am not a victim, I chose my path and I’ve clearly stuck to it like some kind of psychopath, I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy of this scam called the internet that I should really scam better.

So here I am looking at weird broken pussy devices to train you how to stitch up a pussy, a weird fetish, but maybe a skill that comes in handy for the big dick rapists out there….

THANK YOU GOOGLE for the AD…I’ll buy 4.

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2024

07

Mar

Nicole Shiraz is the Instagram Of The Day

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Like a fine bottle of wine, Nicole Shiraz is probably to stick your dick in….

Not that fucking a bottle of wine is fun, but if your dick is small enough it could be a fancy fleshlight substitute, and if you’re dick is more of a grower, it could be a great way to end up in the hospital needing to get the bottle surgically removed, which surprisingly less embarrassing of a procedure than getting things pulled out of your ass, because you’re a man and expected to put your dick in holes to see if it fits…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was behind some really big breasted older lady buying a case of beer. You know the type of shelf tits that some older women end up with after the whole getting old and fat….

The girl behind me was some scrawny angry woke libtard looking chick with a mask on because she probably had covid, or was a vegan with no immune system unless it applies to fucking strangers from the internet, in which case they can take the mask off or at least the panties off for raw stranger sex…

So I looked at the angry vegan grey skin in a mask, all emaciated like a cancer patient…carrying her lettuce and pointed to the giant tits on the old lady, who I’ll assume was German….buying her beer and meat and said “you should get what she’s getting”….in reference to fattening her tits up.

She didn’t hear me since she is of the generation of being on her phone, not paying attention and fearful of human interaction in human form….they’re more into texting and leaving angry tweets on the internet as their form of socializing…..

But if she did, she’d be mad for tiny tit shaming her…it could have been a scandal getting me banned from the grocery store with all her outrage from a misogynist…when really I like tiny tits, I just like to pretend I don’t when dealing with dying new feminist man hating pronoun genderless freaky likely vegans in their early 30s full of rage

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2024

06

Mar

Leni Klum’s Panty For Oversized Jean Campaign of the Day

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Leni Klum has a different kind of smoked meat sandwich than the Lenny who works at your deli, not necessarily a more tasty smoked meat sandwich, but you know it could be depending on her hygiene….but Lenny’s deli sandwich is pretty hard to beat.

Leni Klum is the daughter out of wedlock with that whore who failed upwards Heidi Klum. From bikini model who got knocked up by rich guys who passed her around, to being a TV producer and host thanks to dudes she probably fucked and passed her around, whether she’s worthy of the success she has or not, who are we to decide…..I just know her daddy issue daughter raised amongst the whoredom is built pretty fine.

She’s got massive tits, is tiny bodied, making those massive tits something exciting….

She’s recently signed with IMG, a big agency with the help of her mom and millions of followers, since she is an industry kid raised by a whore who didn’t have to work the streets but instead worked mansions and luxury penthouse apartmens…

She landed this campaign for a denim brand, that’s obviously doing some 90s vibe, with the girl in black and white, their product in color, pretty fucking obnoxious, but not as obnoxious as just teasing her tits instead of pulling those fuckers out.

You see, when you’re a marketing persona and you are paying Leni’s day rate, you GET THE TITS OUT of the damn jacket instead of wasting budget on DE-COLORIZING her….reatarded shit.

I like the bending over shots, just because she’s skinny and either showing tan line or whale tail…..

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2024

06

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Shit Herself in Whole Foods of the Day

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin, possibly estranged daughter of murdering Alec Baldwin, because before he was killing bitches on set, he was killing Kim Bassinger’s pussy with his semen, only to kill Ireland Baldwin’s chances of growing up normal during their divorce when his voicemails addressed Ireland as a pig, which as it turns out was really accurate, but was that a self fulfilling prophecy or was she always a pig we will never know….

What we do know is that the big girl, now a mom of her own, always gave off the vibe that she took massive dumps, she just has that big headed look to her…

Now she’s turning to tick-tock to push that story in hopes she goes viral with her storytime like that black chick and her 50 tiktok episodes about marrying a scammer, recently signed to CAA, as if it wasn’t all just an elaborate stunt….

So maybe Ireland’s hoping for the same feedback and reaction with her Tick-Tock story, featuring her trusting a fart wrongfully, only for it to drip down her leg, at WHOLE foods, due to coffee and probably WHOLE FOODS prepared foods triggering her giant gut to release what it’s holding in to make more room for more food like the primate she fucking is…

Anyway, people seem to like Ireland Baldwin, not her dad, not me, but someone out there….and people seem to like FECES in a sexual way with all this anal sex hype…..so why not jerk off to some storytime of plus sized monster that crawled out of Kim Bassinger’s womb filled to the big tits with daddy issues she shits out in Whole Foods…

Just a trust fund kid havin’ fun and being gross…

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2024

06

Mar

Paige Spiranac’s Golf Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I know what some of you perverts are thinking, that you’d like to club your some Paige Spiranac, since she’s a golfer, and bring her back to your cave in your mom’s basement where you will awkwardly try to touch her boobs when she wakes up and realizes she’s been kidnapped by some kind of incel freak who is scared of girls…

Maybe you want to Tee-Off on her vagina in hopes of getting a hole in one, or one in the hole, or one in the hole, putting all over her green but since I know nothing about golf, I am going to stop this nonsense RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW….

Instead I will focus on how a girl with big tits has leveraged those tits to great earning potential thanks to having a skill in a sport that dudes jerk off to, even when there are no big tits to jerk off to, because they are just that into that nerdy ass game.

She runs some exclusive site to cater to the golf bros who want more than just golf tits from her, but rather slutty pics to jerk off to because she’s more than just a chick who can golf, she’s a chick with tits and that’s probably far more important since I’m sure many golf girls out there that look like trannies, dudes or dykes don’t get the same feedback from the masses…because it’s NOT about the golf man….

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2024

06

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Tour of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan has been pretty off the radar over the last 10 years or more. I guess Hollywood abused her aggressively and she had to run to the middle east to sort it all out, where after opening her beach clubs, jacking up her face with injections, touring the party scene like she was Tara Reid, developing some weird accents, barely maximizing the Social Media machine or the direct to consumer billions of dollars an icon like Lohan could command….she’s landed on her feet with a husband and a kid….

For those of you who are out there, it’s probably past your bedtime granny, but you’ll remember that when the site launched, 20 years ago, PerezHilton had Paris Hilton, so I ran with Lindsay Lohan, she was 18 at the time.

I didn’t really think she was amazing, since I hate all celebs, but she grew on me as I kept it a constant theme because why the fuck not….

At one point in time, she was sending me text messages wishing me a nice day and I thought, for all the perverted, creepy, since creepy is my comedic jam, shit that I’ve said, this bitch and her hot tits with transparent nipples is pretty nice…obviously that ended without ever being sexted by her….not one single butt hole pic, but she was a lesbian at the time and well, I hate lesbians….for OBVIOUS reasons…at least for sexting purposes…I am sure some lesbians are funny, amazing and great and construction, plumbing or fixing broken down cars…

Anyway, since she’s stopped texting me, she didn’t feed me any great exclusives, she didn’t invest in this site like I wanted her to but I still decided to only praise Lohan and her weird family, they don’t need more bullying from assholes on the internet, especially those who want to celebrate her tits.

I’ve said and still believe she will win an Oscar one day, probably not for this IRISH WISH movie she’s promoting or the FREAKY FRIDAY SEQUEL Jamie Lee Curtis is tucking her dick into her boxers to participate in….

She’s not a fucking joker child star, she just hasn’t tried to get that Oscar…

Now, I don’t pay attention to celebrities, or old celebrities, or even look at Lohan since that ship has sailed for my broken heart all those years ago…but I still think she is the best there ever was a legend who the industry tried to destroy….who will win that Oscar one day.

I just saw these pics of her in some dress, still rockin some tits, now mom tits and I’m feeling more validated in my LOHAN WINNING AN OSCAR because LOHAN will be BACK…but maybe I’m just being nostalgic to tits gone by…

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