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2019

21

Aug

Rachel Bilson and her Bikini Top You OC Loving Perverts of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is….

The OC was a fucking huge show, it defined a generation, I know people who seduced college girls based on that show, and people who tried (myself included) cuz of that show….we’d have OC viewing parties and shit…oh what a time to be alive…and I guess despite being old enough to be dead…BILSON keeps living…bringing the tits out now, the same tits we would have rather seen pre-40 years old…but it’s the thought that counts.

I guess.

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2019

21

Aug

Jade Chynoweth Bikini Party of the Day

Jade Chynoweth Bikini Party

Jade Chynoweth is some dancer and I guess this is her dancing…on the beach in a bikini because she needs content for her 2 million followers who are only there because she posts shit like this.

I figure if you’re a dancer and you have a social media with a huge audience you gotta keep that dream alive…..by posting smutty shit cuz the idea of dancer is that she’s a stripper….and I get it, I’ve known professional non stripper dancers, or girls who did dance in college, or girls who do hip hop dance on the weekends or nights to stay fit, so not all dancers are strippers, but it is a decent or more interesting plan or strategy than working at a dance school, or doing whatever it is non-stripper dancers do…I couldn’t tell you because they don’t exist to me.

The nice thing about dancers is they know how to move, which can be applied to their sex, and they are relatively fit that can be applied to their sex, so even if they aren’t the best dancer, or well known dancers, or strippers like dancing intended, they have some good qualities….like that they like to show off their bodies half naked for social media…with their slutty friends.


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2019

21

Aug

Salma Hayek Drowning Porn of the Day

Salma Hayek Drowing Porn

Salma Hayek brings you the big news, and by news I mean tits, in some self produced video she wants you to stare at her tits, celebrate her tits, otherwise this video wouldn’t exist or be on her feed…

It’s like the bitch who can have anything she wants, cuz she is independently wealth from being a fucking celebrity…who is married to a billionaire Heir to some luxury brand empire, is pushing 50, if she’s not already 50, and she’s producing low level instagram slutty videos in a bathing suit…because at her core, that is who she is, this is her authentic self, the reason she’s famous or in movies…cuz girls who don’t want to be jerked off to, don’t play this angle…even in an empowered sex positive world they pretend to be in…

What I am saying is that even women with everything in the world, when wired a certain way, will continue their low level slutty antics to get their tits noticed and that alone is hilarious…

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2019

21

Aug

Sarah Hyland Sports Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland Sports Bra

Sarah Hyland brings in the new fetish – DOUBLE KIDNEY TRANSPLANT SCARS…cuz unlike that mooch bitch Selena Gomez….

Selena Gomez, the entited rich as fuck, poor me celebrity was out there trying to dominate the child star getting Kidney Transplant scene…but this bitch, Sarah Hyland…was the like a sleeper cell who has had two…and kept it too her damn self….so she fucking wins….

She’s also not some in and out of rehab brat…life is too hard for a popstar with a hundred million dollars everyone likes….for some fucked up reason….it’s not good enough for her…

While this one is soon to be off her hit show, so she’s more happy to be alive, going to the gym in sports bra, getting slutty on social media now that she’s hit puberty, is getting married to a queer, but she likes the queer, kind of gal…While Selena is still some dark and broken bitch….who is less interesting than an actual dark and broken bitch…cuz the whole being famous thing takes away from any depth that may bring to a person…you no that torment that makes a great artist doesn’t apply to her…

While Sarah Hyland is just so fucking basic and mainstream, that luckily thee mainstream is heading in a porno direction so you can see her at her sluttiest cuz she self produces that shit..even though she’s weird and creepy looking…


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2019

21

Aug

Tara Reid Corpse Pussy Flash of the Day

Tara Reid Pussy Flash

TARA REID is still alive, but clearly her pussy is dead, some raw meat that was left out in the sun too long, shoved into her panties, to terrify anyone who gets close enough to witness it…

I feel like we’ve seen her pussy in this position before, and it was equally terrifying, straight from the biohazard waste bin at the local hospital after one too many amputations….stapled to her cunt…

The perpetual party girl…who must be 50 years old…with a pussy that looks 100…you know like it has seen better days…some Zombie pussy coming back to life to eat your fucking brains…the hottest girl for a few years back in the late 90s still out there and still someone we’d all be willing to stick our dicks in just to see what it comes out looking like…or to see what we find up in there….like an old set of keys, maybe Jason Bigg’s grad ring…anything is possible when dealing with Tara Reid cunt.


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2019

21

Aug

Inbar Lavi Side Boob of the Day

Inbar Lavi Side Boob

Inbar Lavi who the fuck is that.

She is some older Isreali actress, she’s 32 which I don’t believe cuz she looks 45 because I guess that is what happens when you live a hard life under that dessert sun….

Well, along with killing Palestinians, she’s also killing it in Hollywood, where she’s been on MTV, something I assume kids still watch, even though no one has cable anymore, and MTV being dead thanks to Social media…where Inbar kills it in her own way with a series of slutty selfies…

Inbar Lavi Side Boob


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2019

21

Aug

EmRatCow Boring Erotica of the Day

EmRatCow Boring Erotica Topless

I guess RAT COW isn’t getting the attention or hype that she used to get because people are getting bored of her tactics….

She was early to the get naked on the internet without being an official sex worker game and it backed out for her, she makes a lot of fucking money, because she’s swindled brands into thinking she’s not some low hanging fruit sex worker, you know who gets naked for likes….it’s actually brilliant and an easy way to make money…so I get her hustle…but it’s boring…EVERY single girl is doing it and most are far hotter than Rat Cow and her mangled rat face….even her tits aren’t as good as they used to be, cuz she’s getting older, she’s getting replaced, her value is down the toilet, but she keeps on keeping on, hanging onto that dream without realizing she’s far surpassed what the market wanted of her, achieved way more than she should have, and her solid naked body will eventually become “whatever”….especially when contrasted to that stupid face.

The question is – at what point do you stop the getting naked cuz you’re old and boring and ugly and take on new challenges to make a real impact in the world – vapid vain exhibitionist shit….

EmRatCow Boring Erotica Topless

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2019

21

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless and Perverted of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless and perverted

Germany’s Eugenics show pony Heidi Klum is out here topless sucking some dick on a boat.

We’ve known she was some exhibitionist, GERMAN, fet-life pervert for a long time. She had a dozen kids with SEAL cuz she either wanted an army of half black babies, or she just liked getting fucked by his big LUPUS scarred dick, it broke her apart as GERMAN, fet-life weirdos like….you know Germany is the hub of some of the weirdest porno, sex clubs, and have a history of doing some fucked up shit, so it’s only expected for their hero, despite being 50, to slowly let her true pervert self out.

It is obvious that her now husband is just swept up by her perversion, you know when you meet a dude who is getting over-fucked by his woman, he’s a shell of a man, trying to keep up with her Type A Personality “fill my hole” oversexed weirdness….

Thanks to social media…i’s starting to trickle out for all to see why and how Heidi Klum made it in the world of Fashion and Entertainment.


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2019

21

Aug

Happy Birthday Demi Lovato of the Day

Demi Lovato Fat Heroin Addict Birthday

It’s Demi Lovato’s birthday…so to start the day we should give her some happy birthday love, and by love, I mean remind ourselves she exists, and laugh at her.

I never liked when people on social media would point out celeb birthdays, or when sites would talk about celeb birthdays, it’s like another year older, another year of winning…fuck these people.

In Demi Lovato’s case, I think it’s fun to watch her turn from child star, to heroin addict, to Goodyear blimp….prepping for the Superbowl Half Time show…not as the mainstage act, but as the fucking Goodyear blimp…these money grubbers gotta find money and an audience anyway they can….

The survivor, who I hate seeing the media pander to, because she’s a terrible fucking influence on anyone, continues to exist, the opiate crisis hasn’t knocked her down yet…I never bought her bipolar disorder bullshit, her poor little rich kid bullshit. She is fucking bullshit….and it is her birthday.

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2019

21

Aug

Old Woman Sexy Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Working thee Intersection in the Talent Portion of Homelessness

Dude Tris Raping a Teen

Idiot Car Wash

Husband Tries to Kill Ex Wife

Flight Attendant Takes a Punch

Doctor Slaps Patient

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