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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2019

Aug

EmRatCow Boring Erotica of the Day

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I guess RAT COW isn’t getting the attention or hype that she used to get because people are getting bored of her tactics….

She was early to the get naked on the internet without being an official sex worker game and it backed out for her, she makes a lot of fucking money, because she’s swindled brands into thinking she’s not some low hanging fruit sex worker, you know who gets naked for likes….it’s actually brilliant and an easy way to make money…so I get her hustle…but it’s boring…EVERY single girl is doing it and most are far hotter than Rat Cow and her mangled rat face….even her tits aren’t as good as they used to be, cuz she’s getting older, she’s getting replaced, her value is down the toilet, but she keeps on keeping on, hanging onto that dream without realizing she’s far surpassed what the market wanted of her, achieved way more than she should have, and her solid naked body will eventually become “whatever”….especially when contrasted to that stupid face.

The question is – at what point do you stop the getting naked cuz you’re old and boring and ugly and take on new challenges to make a real impact in the world – vapid vain exhibitionist shit….

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2019

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless and Perverted of the Day

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Germany’s Eugenics show pony Heidi Klum is out here topless sucking some dick on a boat.

We’ve known she was some exhibitionist, GERMAN, fet-life pervert for a long time. She had a dozen kids with SEAL cuz she either wanted an army of half black babies, or she just liked getting fucked by his big LUPUS scarred dick, it broke her apart as GERMAN, fet-life weirdos like….you know Germany is the hub of some of the weirdest porno, sex clubs, and have a history of doing some fucked up shit, so it’s only expected for their hero, despite being 50, to slowly let her true pervert self out.

It is obvious that her now husband is just swept up by her perversion, you know when you meet a dude who is getting over-fucked by his woman, he’s a shell of a man, trying to keep up with her Type A Personality “fill my hole” oversexed weirdness….

Thanks to social media…i’s starting to trickle out for all to see why and how Heidi Klum made it in the world of Fashion and Entertainment.

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2019

Aug

Happy Birthday Demi Lovato of the Day

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It’s Demi Lovato’s birthday…so to start the day we should give her some happy birthday love, and by love, I mean remind ourselves she exists, and laugh at her.

I never liked when people on social media would point out celeb birthdays, or when sites would talk about celeb birthdays, it’s like another year older, another year of winning…fuck these people.

In Demi Lovato’s case, I think it’s fun to watch her turn from child star, to heroin addict, to Goodyear blimp….prepping for the Superbowl Half Time show…not as the mainstage act, but as the fucking Goodyear blimp…these money grubbers gotta find money and an audience anyway they can….

The survivor, who I hate seeing the media pander to, because she’s a terrible fucking influence on anyone, continues to exist, the opiate crisis hasn’t knocked her down yet…I never bought her bipolar disorder bullshit, her poor little rich kid bullshit. She is fucking bullshit….and it is her birthday.

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2019

Aug

Old Woman Sexy Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Working thee Intersection in the Talent Portion of Homelessness

Dude Tris Raping a Teen

Idiot Car Wash

Husband Tries to Kill Ex Wife

Flight Attendant Takes a Punch

Doctor Slaps Patient

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In a case of all girls think you’re sexualizing them, cuz you probably are, some fat girl in spandex shorts walking laps in the park while I followed her changed the course of her walk to be in the opposite direction of me…so that she could stare me down every time she walked towards me and past me…which in a lot of ways worked out better for me, cuz I could stare at her tits and if there’s one ting you should know about fat chicks, it’s that their tits are more interesting than their asses in spandex…so maybe she was just insecure about her ass, and wanted me to stare at her tits, as a fat chick it could go either way, yell at me for sexualizing her on behalf of feminists taking down the patriachy….OR….love being sexualized cuz dudes only do that late night on tinder…

WHO Knows…

School seems to be back on and I can’t help but wonder why we weren’t taught accounting, investing and practical life skills in high school….you know that would better prepare us for life. But instead they prepared us to know high school level math that we all forget a year out of high school because we didn’t need it…or sex ed…as I saw three or four teen girls pushing baby strollers into the local high school….cuz the world is all preverted..

Here are some perv links…

Monster Tits at a Porno Bootcamp
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Idiot VS Chainsaw
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Garrett from Uber is Selling a Crazy fucking House
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Best Bathing Suit Reveal Ever
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SLUT AT TSA Gets Vibrator Busted
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Random Hottie
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Becky from Full House is Hilarious with this QUOTE
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Another Biden OOPS
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Larry King’s Wife is Sad She’s Divorcing the Sea Urchin Looking 1000 year old – Sure she is.
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Some HGTV dudee and his Playmate GF
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Teen Getting Arrested…
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The latest meme that all the idiots on instagram are posting is “I do not give Facebook consent to own my images”….like this is a new thing. I remember Friendster and Myspace back in 2003-4 used to have the non-exclusive rights to your image for any and all purposes…to cover their asses….and with the rights they can do anything they want with them.

It is like these people forget they are on someone else’s website and fully believe that it is their private corner of the internet. Clearly fucking dumb.

Makes me wonder what fucking year this is….

Remember, if you want to own your own space on the internet – start a BLOG…LOL….blogs….are….sooo….lame….while instagram accounts are life apparently….and I have a Blog and get it.

A blog that got Fan Mail…yes, I got “Fan” mail today, calling me a Trump supporter based on my post headlines and links….which is funny because I am zero political. I have one political thought a day and it is about taxation. I am Canadian and don’t care either way about Politics. I’ve never voted in my life and never will. I just like guns, abortions, sometimes at the same time…

The dudes name was Arsenio…Arse for short….Hi Arsenio. You’re wrong about me, let’s right this wrong, I’ll let you bang my wife but that’s more of a punishment, so how about you just send me nudes of your wife….

In the meantime, here are some links…while you should be outside looking at young girls walking around in outfits that are barely outfits….Hot.

Billie Eilish Knocks LilNasX off the Charts
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Woman Eating Deodorant
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Influencer Denies Faking a Bike Accident
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Aziz Ansari’s GF’s Tits
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Kristin Cavallari Topless…
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Busty McPhee Old Fucker
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Fuck this Door
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Larry King Getting a Divorce
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Trump Baby!
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Teen Girls Destory Iconic Sand Sculpture – Hidden Cams Capture Them in Action…
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Chick Sucking off Tailpipe – I Can’t Get Over This
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Rapey Photo of Duke of York
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Zoe Kravitz Doesn’t Want you Botoxing Armpits
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Don’t Drown is Kristen Stewart’s New Movie Trailer
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Split
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Frog Freaks Out
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Plane with Fireworks on the Wings
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The Evolution of Picasso is Actually an Interesting Look at Syphilis Rotting the Brain
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There are SLUTTY GIRLS on TikTok
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Is it a Rabbit or Raven
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Epstein’s Madame Taught his Girls to Suck Dick
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Rum at the First NYC Distillery since Prohibition
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Bikini Top Girl on Sling Shot Ride
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Miley Cyrus is Still Fucking Kaitlynn Carter…
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Dog Walking a Bitch
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Dude Who Can’t Row a Boat
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SWERVE!
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Put those Bras to Test Big Tits
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Roxeanne Pallett in a Red Bathing Suit
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Jamie Chung Fucking in a Bikini
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Rat Cow and her Husband Look like wo Handicapped Retards at the Retard Home
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Tisdale in a Slutty Dress
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Tara Reid at an Event…
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McKinney Tits
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Lindsey Vonn TIght Dress
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Jasmine Tookes in Leggigns
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Thylane Blondeau Bikini
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Heidi Klum Bathing Suit Tits…
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Tumblr Porn of the Day – TUMBLR Is Perverted…
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Not Quite a Handjob / Not Quite a Blow Job
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Ethnic Bikini Model
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Hot AMateur Slut
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Real Sloppy Tits
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Rim Job Fart – Living the Dream
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Topless Models
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Sex Pyramid
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Instagram Looking Selfie Porn Clip with some Slut – Her Birth Mark is Gross…
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Homeless and Out of Toilet Paper….
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Sahara is Pretty Hot
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Random Shit
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Pink Asshole
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Ball Licker
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Big Playboy Tits
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Busty Retro Babes
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10 or 12 Hot Girls
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WTF is This..
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Based on the Phones – These Slutty Selfies are from 100 years ago…
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BIG BOOBS
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6 Wild and Crazy Sex Acts
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Two Babes Getting Naked Together
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2019

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipple with her Boyfriend of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is out here with her boyfriend big boy grocery shopping like she’s a normal girl…you know thanks to social media there are just so many recipes online that she can do foodie shit for her try hard hipster friends…you know dinner parties or some other weirdness….like why would any celebrity daughter with a ton of money be grocery shopping, they have people for that, this here is a fucking show, or a fucking attempt to normalcy when her dad is the most famous crazy person around, she kinda lost that right of normalcy when she was born….the point is…stop trying to dumb down who you are girl…fucking be rich and spoiled the right way….trying to be a normal girl doing housemaid shit may be a fetish to her, and the people around her…”how gauche to do the dishes”…..kind of pretension….and it’s not a fetish to me.

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2019

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Ass of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is in a swimsuit. Jennifer Lopez is 50 fucking years old. Jennifer Lopez should not be in a bikini at that age, or at her success level, but clearly there is a deep rooted need to do this, it’s in her soul to be clickbait.

You see, she doesn’t need money, she doesn’t need to elevate her brand name, she is basically household, the being half naked on social media is 100 percent for her ego, her vanity, she likes it….but I guess so is her continuing to work, she just can’t stop…like a factory worker making Tortillas all day…only the half naked celebrity version…

I don’t like old ladies doing slutty clickbait except for the LOLZ of the whole thing It’s funny to see them keep on hanging on…so I guess I do like seeing old ladies doing slutty clickbait…it’s like a parody and it’s still a half naked chick….

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2019

Aug

Halsey Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is some clickbait, soundcloud, viral sensation with some bullshit backstory that I don’t find interesting or compelling, but the coddled people of the entertainment industry who gave her a break clearly thought was compelling enough to use in her marketing….and so she exists…

In her existing has been a series of boring, annoying, typical self important shit you’d expect from a popstar, who is really just a vocal track on electronic music thanks to sucking dick in the VIP room at clubs before getting signed.

But it’s allowed her to scam the people, and in scamming the people, she’s able to afford new tits. A sign of accomplishment for a girl who probably thought she’d never get the tits she always dreamt of being that party girl…cuz no one likes a titless party girl.

Here’s her bikini.

here she is for some DKNY thing

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

Aug

Lilliya Scarlett Reid With Her Tits Out of the Day

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Lilliya Scarlett Reid is the dead girl from a show that was cancelled called CHAMBERS…who possibly fucked her weird twin on the show…who was Uma Thurman’s daughter…and who gave her heart that was harvested by their cult to some native girl they were grooming for their cult…

We will never know because they cancelled the show…but Lilliya Scarlett Reid is bringing the tits to remind us she had a job once, not that it mattered, since social media nudes are what matter to this generation of Do-It-Yourself weirdness.

Nice life jacket. Not so nice tits…but she’s alright….look out for more from this one…

Here are her tits in that show..