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2019

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was thinking of ways to be relevant not that I really care to be relevant but it’d be nice to get offered a few million dollars to partner up on the DrunkenStefather Freak Show Revival Side Show Netflix Special. You know market my degenerate trash alcoholic denounced working a job lifestyle. Make it something America aspires to live…

So, I’m going to cut off my dick like the younger generation and we are going to talk about gender issues. I am only a happy radical feminist when we pull out the tampon that is the patriarchy and talk gender issues.

And we’ll start with the pussy…p

Colorado University Says The Word “America” is not inclusive…
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Cop Almost Run Over by Crazy Female Driver
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Tom Hardy Hates His Kid for Being a Fag
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Charlie Sheen in Gay and Hits Woman
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Twin Drive-Thru Prank
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Dude Goes off on his Barber..
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Tippipng Delivery Drivers $500
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Kate Moss Bikini Body
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Landing a Helicopter
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Matthew Perry’s LA Condo…of Broken Dreams..
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Silent Movie Stunts of the 1920s
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SLUTS!
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2019

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Felt cute may delete later…

I don’t understand how we allowed the government to create taxes…It crosses my mind everyday when I buy something…like how did the masses of people agree to charging 15% on anything I buy, more on Beer and Cigs in this socialist country….I didn’t agree to this DEAL…why the fuck hasn’t there been a revolt. One day the government said “Ok we will charge 15% on everything” and the people said “Yay! Take more of our money, give us more paperwork as merchants to pay you that money, cuz it goes back to you assholes”…HOW did this HAPPEN…

Don’t go chasing waterfalls..chase likes and follows…

What do you think has a dirtier pussy, a pornstar and Instagram influencer or a Hollywood actress after she’s “made” it in her career?

When did licking cum off the floor become a thing…when did porn become criminal.

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OMG look at these SLUTS – LOL
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Girl Posing for Her Boyfriend’s Tattoo of her Pussy…
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Dakota Johnson’s Tooth Gap is Gone – People are Mad
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Bella Thorne Losing Her BikinI Wearing Mind
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Drill Powered Scooter
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Marshawn Lynch Gets in Confrontation with Moms and it’s Great. Dumb Bitches…
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Heidi Klum has titties
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ABC’s little Mermaid Set to PreEmptively Get Ready to Jerk Off to
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TWIN Drive Thru Prank
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Saving Raccoons from a Fire…
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Judge Uses Power Position on Cop
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Dayton Mayor Hates Trump…
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Do You Care About what Angelina Jolie has to Say?
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Judge VS 96 Year Old in a Nice Video…
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Did you see Barney’s Filed bankruptcy. AMAZON for the win.
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Lucy Hale – Legs
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Secutity footage of Dayton Shooter Being Stopped
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Match Volcano
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Paychecks Bounced – Miners Put 1 Million Dollars of Coal Down to Block Train
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Getting Assaulted By a Best Buy Employee
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These are the rules for the Democratic / Socialist Event
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Josie Canseco – Beach Slut
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Rat Cow Has her Tit Out for Freddie Mercury
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Things to Jerk Off To…
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Natalie Portman walking her dog in Los Angeles in Slut Shorts….
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Demi Rose Bikini Ass….Weirdness…
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Anne Winteers Slutty Outfit
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Meg Donnelly is OK…
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Rihanna in a Crazy Outfit….
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Elisabeth Moss Troll Face…
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Eva Longoria Mormon Ooutfit…
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Sarah Hyland Leggings..
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Amanda Seyfried Lookin Old….
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Ashleey Benson in Jeans…
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Isabela Moner Slut Outfit…
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Random Tumblr Porn By Me….
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Amazing Reddit Amateur Tits
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Big Dildo – Dreams
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Fat Chick Slams Dude
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Broken Pussy
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Tessa Fowler has Big Tits
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Self Shot Sluts
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Window Voyeurism
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Anal Cannon
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WTF is THat
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Karlee Grey Turguoise Lingerie…
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50k of Champagne Fail
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Pussy Maintenance
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Amateur Lesbians…
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Bowling.
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This strap on is too big
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Amateur Couple of the day
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Fat Titty Porn Chick Titty Fuck – NAUGHTY.
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Fat Ass on the Trampoline
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I Love Girls Who Get Naked On the Internet…..Don’t You!
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2019

06

Aug

Kate Moss Bikini Babe of the Day

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Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels…seems to be a thing of Coke Head Kate Moss’s past…because she’s bloated…

I feel lied to…

If you are going to go down that road, being quoted saying that shit, you should stick to it..

But I guess this cokehead party girl in her 50s is more ironic and humoristic about shit and figures being fat feels good, so she’ll die at 300 pounds…..

Only time will tell…..and in the meantime let’s watch the belly bloat…

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2019

06

Aug

Dakota Johnson in a Bikini of the Day

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I checked Dakota Johnson out on instagram, where she has 2.7 million followers, but only one post of a phone number to call for some activist bullshit, but then there’s another account that is her “fan” account that I have a feeling may be run by her assistant cuz I fucking doubt that she’s got people into her enough to run a fan account. It seems pretty bullshit to me….and we are in an era of instagram getting a bitch work, which may or may not apply to a third generation Hollywood Slut…her mom and granny a slut before her…and she’s so dialed into that industry that she gets cast in shit just because of who birthed her….thanks to some DON JOHNSON SPERM…even though I think Melanie Griffith, her mom, was probably getting fucked by more than just Don Johnson at the time, and anyone could be her dad…

All this to say, 50 Shades of Grey….not my thing, and either is this entitled trash but at least she’s not fat…at least 3 generations of hollywood has left her with vanity to not get fat…

Thanks.

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2019

06

Aug

Rita Ora Bringing Them Tits to Social Media of the Day

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Rita Ora and her small bikini…

Rita Ora and her big tits are in a small bikini…..

That is one of the lyrics of my summer Anthem – Big Tits in a Small Bikini…because I too can be a popstar as clearly there is no need for talent…

I have still never heard one of her songs, but based on the exposure and press she gets, you’d think she was Beyonce…

Why?

Cuz of the big tits in a Small Bikini..

This is not a “I lost my bathing suit, so I borrowed my flat chested friends”…..this is her tits out…in an intentionally small bikini…to have her tits out….without having her tits out…know what I mean..

Oh and here is her tit flopping out of her shirt, possible nipple, possible insulin implant or something, possible nipple pasties.. decide in the comments..

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2019

06

Aug

Emily DiDonato in a Bikini….of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fuelled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….

Stealing the Jobs of Qualified American people like Emily DiDonato….pulling through for home team to remind you that immigrants aren’t taking all the jobs…

She’s fucked Leo DiCaprio and Jake Gyllenhaal, assume with a strap on cuz they queers…

Like all models, she’s got her bikini on the internet…not a crazy concept since she was a Victoria’s Secret model from 2013 we haven’t seen in years….

Where has she been the last 6 years?

My guess is wearing a fat suit as Ashley Graham. They look the same…have they ever been seen in the same room together?

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2019

06

Aug

Karreuche Tran Bikini of the Day

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Karreuche Tran dated Chris Brown after he beat Rihanna…

Possibly hired by Chris Brown to be his girl after Rihanna so other girls wouldn’t fear him…

Possibly into the beating like a pervert…

Maybe aware that Bajan girls are crazy and beat themselves up and say the man did it….

Maybe she liked the press…and it got her press…to this day the paparazzi follow her and her bikini…

The price of fame is worth a few beatdowns by angry dancing men…like Chris Brown…

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2019

06

Aug

Rihanna Bra of the Day

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Rihannna….posted some bra pics…she sells bras now…

She Sells Bras Now by the Sea Shore….say that 20 times fast and boom…we got a tongue twisting summer anthem…

Ok.

She Sells Bras Now by the Sea Shore. Is going to be our UMBRELLA.

If you’re reading this and into making music let’s make this happen…

If you’re reading this and not staring at Rihanna’s tits now that she’s fat you’re wasting your time.

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2019

06

Aug

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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Gypsy Rose Blanchard played by Joey King in a bikini on the beach doing her thing…a great story of how you’d want to treat your woman…you know convince her that she’s disabled and dying on a feeding tube so that you can control her…tell her she’s 5 years younger than she is so that she doesn’t realize she can escape…erotic..

This is a bikini thing…they call it hot girl summer…which annoys me – thanks instagram – but I guess whether she is hot or not is totally debatable…a matter of opinion…I liked her as