2019
06
Aug
Selma Blair is fighting MS…and she’s doing it in the most ridiculous way. Shaving heads, acting like some kind of Buddha with her belly hanging out, in a bikini for the creepers….and it’s all good…
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Posted in:Selma Blair|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Kate Bosworth is still around and she is in a bikini and she’s still skinny enough to be in a bikini…and I am an old Fan of hers…so it works for me. I always thought she deserved more fame and fortune than she got based on how she looked….
But at 40, or near 40, I don’t think she should be making that face though….no matter how much BOTOX fills her face.
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Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Kaley Cuoco is in her bra and dancing because she’s made 100s of millions of dollars playing the hot chick on a nerd show, which is nice because you don’t have to be an actual hot chick to be the hot chick on a nerd show, nerds only get hot chicks when they sell their dot com empires for over 10 million dollars – the sweet spot being over 100 million dollars….
But that didn’t stop Kaley Cuoco for buying a set of tits.
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Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Charlotte McKinney is naked because it is her Birthday….or maybe these pics are just circulating because they are her best work and also because it is her Birthday….I have a hard time believing that the internet cares enough about Charlotte Mckinney to know it is her Birthday and to dedicate a nude shot of hers to her for her birthday…and I am inclined to think this was all strategic on her end. You know, “let’s release birthday suit pics on my birthday for a story people pick up”. It’s not like that would take too much planning or strategy….and either way, however it happened or for whatever reason it happened, Charlotte McKinney looks far better naked than clothed….which is probably the case for most people…I just don’t fully understand why her nipples are “stars”…like stop that right now…if you’re going to be bold….be bold this censor a nipple thing is so dated….let’s be progressive going into one year closer to being too old to jack off to.
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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Camila Mendes on a boat with Vanessa Morgan and Kiernan Shipka because I guess the CW wants all their trash to partner up and vacation together for the paparazzi as it is good press for their show, and not a bad gig for the girls who are already loving life thanks to making it in the world as CW actors on both Riverdale and the Spinoff Sabrina the Teenage Witch…an Archie Comics Double Digest that has nothing to do with the Archie Comics I used to read as a weird pervert immigrant child….
Point being, none of the actors are hot….which is weird when you have a shit show…and weird when you factor in that I am an obese, impotent, pussy loving pervert that has fucked some gross shit in my life…yet I look at Veronica and Sabrina and think…”how did they get on TV”….
The black girl, Vanessa Morgan is pretty good though. I am not just saying that cuz she’s from OTTAWA CANADA our Nation’s capital….and I am not saying that because Canada doesn’t have Free Speech laws and if I said anything else these Politically Correct overly nice, so nice it’s racist, good people of my country would say it is hate speech…I am saying it cuz look at that ass….I see Veronica trying…but she’s not where she needs to be, even if she’s got a more important part on the show and makes more money being in the core cast….Vanessa Morgan is winning here….because when girls get together in bikinis…It’s a competition, they just don’t know it…even though they totally know it…as they struggle to be the hottest one….
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Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW
2019
06
Aug
I would have to say the biggest fail, other than overall failure, in my life…because overall, or top level failure as I like to call it is encompassing, but even when living that failure life, opportunities happen and if you havee a failure mentality from all the failure that’s created the cloud of top level, overall, encompassing failure…you don’t see them…and if you’re me….the biggest opportunity from doing this site happened when COURTNEY STODDEN or her team/publicist who I guess I had some sort of connection to from other shit he worked on before STODDEN…you know I have a website so people have me on email lists…usually accidental cuz when I email back for more details they retract the interview request….but in this case…he invited me to her Halloween party…and I didn’t go. I am broke in Canada…I can’t jet set to LA to stay in a hotel for a Courtney Stoddeen party…but I should have tried to figure it out and make it happen…because she’s great….
I am not delusional, like when a blogger I hated from back in the titty blog days went to LA on all his blogger money, cuz these bloggers used to make 100k a month, I never did, but the Google Ads running blogs did, anyway, he was invited to LA to see Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show…which was a relevant blog for nerds..and motherfucker thought she’d think he was a cool blogger guy and fucking sit or shit on his face but instead treated him like the fan boy loser he is, you know a give him a signed 8×10 to jerk off to, that’ll make his day….cuz bloggers are idiots…
So the goal wasn’t to have sex with Stodden, it was to be there for thee LOLz of it…but I didn’t go, so there’s not much of a story here, other than her clown-like titties!! Wonderful clown-like, circus, titties!!
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Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Amanda Cerny is pretty trash. She was a gutter Playboy girl because Playboy was the only work or coverage she could get back when they were falling the fuck apart and no one gave a fuck about them…
She was smart enough to partner up with all the VINE kids back when VINE was a thing and before VINE was TikTok….and she played their comedic “hot chick” despite not being hot…these VINE kids were just getting started, weren’t stupid rich, and any girl in Playboy was good enough for them….it helped get them hits…even if she was the one from Playboy with mangled tits.
Obviously, the VINE thing showed the world another side to her, another talent, because it does take some sort of something to make 10 second comedy videos, I can’t even make any comedy videos….my brain just doesn’t work like that…which is why I am talking about hr tits and you’re not all talking about my tits…
So now she’s got a shit ton of followers, brand deals, is making money and as unattractive as I think she is, my opinion doesn’t matter cuz she’s won….and all it took was some nudity at a young age to get it all started – so remember that girls….get naked.
Here she is NOT NAKED.
How about a few of her ghetto Playboy pics…with really messed up tits…but I guess we all had to get our start somewhere…
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Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW
2019
06
Aug
I like Lily Rose Depp.
She’s young, she’s rich, she’s hip cuz of who her parents are,…and she’s hot when you’re not looking at her cankles, and as an old fuck…she’s hot even with the cankles…the older you get the hotter younger girls are just for being young…when you’ve banged at least one 50 year old…you know how much better 20 something is…
I am sure she’s annoying, thinks she’s an artist or important, or high concept cuz she beleives her own hypee and is a young person on social media attention seeking…she hangs in the scene with other rich kids pretending to be weirdos…and here are her nipples in a bathing suit for her THROWBACK…she is half french from France where nipples are bikini tops….and she is young where nipples are good for IG…cuz nothing gonna get in the way of their self produced smut.
The big question mark is whether she ever scissored her dyke cunt stepmom Amber Heard..it seeems like something trashy rich people would do.
Posted in:Lily Rose Depp
2019
06
Aug
Walmart is getting a lot of negative press as being the store with no armed guards at the door, not even in Texas, the one place you’d expect Walmart to be prepared for an attack…to protect their customers….
Then there’s the whole Walmart destroyed mom and pop shops, communities that couldn’t support the walmart, only to close the walmart, leaving wastelands across America with no groceries or adult diapers or whatever it is you buy at Walmart…and thus and are evil…the kind of evil that if you shop at a Walmart and support that evil..bad things can happen to you…
So I wanted to put it out there, that the good thing about Walmart is that EBT accepted at Walmarts, Walmart has a great return policy, so you can buy your shit on food stamps, take it back, get cash, buy crack….all while waiting in line behind some fat girl with 50 shades of brown kids from different dads….SOLID…
So Walmart, ain’t that bad…
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