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2019

08

Aug

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini with Dakota Johnson of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is out on the beach with her ex Chris Martin and his new girlfriend Dakota Johnson. I wonder if Datkota Johnson was the girl who got second degree burns on her pussy from doing the GOOP vagina steam…..because she isn’t in her bikini and I figure burn victims don’t let getting their burn wounds wet…

Seeing families like this is creepy. You know the weird mom with her wellness blog that comes from a coddled, delusional, spoiled, rich person with too much time on her hands…and her queer Coldplay singer husband…and his new bitch – Melanie Griffith’s daughter all together and happy cuz I guess they are all rich together and by default laugh together at all the peasants they manipulate….exes are supposed to want to kill each other, this hanging out shit, is just annoying and a reminder of how fake all this trash is….

That said, here is Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin right after their attempted murder on a black family! It is a recent story I just heard about where no black people were killed by the White Supremicists who only targeted a black family to have an accident with, instead of a white one, in that critical time of “who do we run into”….”aim for the darkies”….kind of thing…but I doubt the internet hasn’t gone after them for that…instead they suck their dicks like Chris Martin sucks dick…cuz that is the world we live in, everyone praised for being great when clearly they are all scamming garbage…

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2019

08

Aug

Top 10 Slutty Athletes of the Day

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The nice thing about girl athletes is all the testosterone they have from working out, training, and muscle mass that makes for a tight body, not a sloppy body….

I know what you’re thinking, how can testosterone be a good thing, that’s queer…

Or “that’s what those bull dykes take when they want to grow their dicks out of their clits to be as tough as their combat/construction boots make them feel”….

High testosterone from fitness, comes with a fit body, a tight body, and a sex drive…these girls are just always horny and ready to fuck, and often times learn how to fuck at a young age by their creepy coaches who chose a life of training kids….then there is the whole touring and staying in hotels where they get to be naughty with other people they compete with…it becomes like some sort of fit sex club.

So being an athlete, disciplined from training, a personality trait that carries into your ability to ride a cock with ease and without getting out of breath, because your hormones want it, and your body can handle the workout, while your estrogen is too low to get pregnant….makes for a good time…

And apparently, not all female athletes look like Serena Williams or dudes disguised as women to dominate in their sport…

So here’s a solid top 10 hottest athletes right about now…according to me and about 2 minutes of research…

Pervert fucks.

Alica Schmidt – Track & Field

Top 10 Slutty Athletes Alica Schmidt Track and Field

Alisa Diomin – Golf

Belen Mozo – Golf

Georgia Ellenwood – Track and Field

Jacinta Beecher – Track and Field

Jamie Robbins – Volleyball

Jessica Nelson – Soccer

Karin Strametz – Track and Field

Rossella Fiamingo – Fencing

Sara Gailli – Swimming

Stephanie Rice – Swimming

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2019

08

Aug

Mariana Mendes Magalhaes Empowered Birthmark Model of the Day

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Mariana Mendes Magalhaes is some Brazian who apparently isn’t trans, but who has a big air patch on her fucking face, in what they are calling a “Birthmark” but is more like a curse or a sign of the devil on a child, in what would have been taken out back and killed as a baby had she been born a couple hundred years ago…

She isn’t hot to begin with, so I guess it’s good that she’s got that hairy patch, because it allows her model dreams to come true…

She’s the empowered hairy face girl…and the world must embrace her for her bravery in owning it, and they must give her a fucking career as a model she wants to be, even if it seems like it is pandering.

I don’t know about you, but I remember being in school with handicapped kids and I’d always let them win if we were competing against each other, or I’d help them if they were struggling, you know to feel better about terrorizing them the rest of the time…..I was a bully….and I just feel like giving a girl a career as a model cuz of a face deformity…is like some make a wish foundation in a “sure kid with cancer, you’re a fucking astronaut” or whatever….it’s almost cruel…and it’s totally fucking weird…but still something you’d probably want to cum on like it was her pubic hair because it may be her pubic hair…and I guess it’s still better than when a bitch has a moustache…even if it still makes my stomach curdle and gag.

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2019

08

Aug

Worst Bathing Suit Video of the Day

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I’ve heard or maybe said that all things are better in a bikini. I guess that comes from being in Canada so far removed from the beach and salt and sand and warmth of the Caribbean Ocean or even Florida…so that when I see half naked girls I get more excited than those used to it….and summer is always a big deal for me because local girls take off their Parkas and show some skin, you know that workout yoga body they work on all year…in a big reveal celebration….I like to have first row tickets to…

But apparently race wars, or white racist women yelling at black people to go back where they came from, aren’t better when the white racist woman is old and fat..but at least she’s empowered to live her best life at the waterpark unlike the way fat women used to be – where waterparks would be their biggest fear….while now other race people at the waterpark seem to be the biggest fear….

Either way, terrible bathing suit video – of the Day

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2019

08

Aug

Naked Yoga on a Taxi and Other Videos of the Day

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Youtuber Who Hits Her Dog – Let’s Fucking Ruin this Cunt

Angry Trump Supporter

Junkie Gymnastics

Cop Stabbed on Spanish Beach

Couple Dies in the Weirdest Way…

Gas Shower

Parking Win

Man Keeps Eating Breakfast During Raid

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2019

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Watching people fighting immigration laws. Crying about race issues. Fighting over Trump even though he’s your president…getting caught up in all the hype of everything and picking sides the way you were trained…thinking there is either a good guy or a bad guy, a hero or a villain…each taking sides like a basic comic book plot…

INSTEAD OF….joining together and fighting the government on Taxation. Taxation is Theft. In Canada the average person pays 44% of their money BACK to the government….who the fuck signed up for that….it’s craziness.

So everytime I see people fighting about bullshit like trump, trans rights, abortion or guns…I’m like “PEOPLE THE GOVERNMENT TAKES A LOT OF YOUR MONEY AND YOU LET THEM ARE YOU CRAZY”….and as it turns out you’re all crazy.

Now to the VAGINA to soften the blow of the horrible society we have carved out for ourselves….

Woman Suggest Monster Energy is Satanic
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Taylor Swift Says she Saved the Gays
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Dude’s Security Camera Captures Accident
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Motorcycle Backfiring Sparks Shooter Panic..
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Camilla Mendes is Not Hot
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Dark Phoenix was a Massive BOMB
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Mischievous Dog Makes a Mess
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Aggressive Driver Rolls
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Bottle Maze for the Cat
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Girl With Big Tits Flashing Big Tits
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Rosanna Arquette says ‘I’m sorry I was born white and privileged. It disgusts me’
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2019

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone is a pervert fuck from everyday girls buying vibrators and suction cup dildos at the local Pharmacy, not that I’ve ever seen that go down, but I know from comments on sex toy company’s social media accounts that girls are really into masturbating…. to the girls throat fucking cucumbers at parties…to the girls posting ass pics all day for men to jerk off to…to the men jerking off to all this weirdness….and work
When work seems to involve not working and getting naked all day for 90 percent of millennials..what the fuck

That line between porn and mainstream is blurred…

Yet I still get rejected from advertisers for being NOT SAFE FOR WORK…

Elvis Didn’t Die for this…

Hot Half Naked Girls Getting Chiropractic Adjustment – 16 Mins of Fun..
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Retired Cameron Diaz Making a Bullshit Comeback
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Dayton Shooter was a Leftist who Listed his PRONOUN in his Bio…weird..
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Calling People Out on Their Band Shirts
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Olivia Culpo’s Weird Fake Ass
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Dog and a Dildo
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Bike Wheelie Goes Bad…
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Bella Hadid is Single Cuz the Weekend is Over Fucking Trannies…
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Lily Rose Depp Nipple Pokie….
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Lewinsky Troll Mike Pence…
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Throwback Miley Nudes
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Audi Q7 Crash in 11 Million Dollar Cars
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Dude Goes Off On His Barber For Chatting Instead Of Cutting
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Charli XCX is Scared of Taylor Swift and Tries doing Damage Control…
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Charlie Sheen is Queer
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Death Camps for Trump Supporters…
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Nice Ending to a Pedophile’s Story
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American Crime Story on Clinton /Lewinsky
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Falling Down Trap Door
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Parker Mustian Expelled, Arrested Following Racist Videos
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Tori Spelling Asked About Being Broke – Things Got Awkward
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Humpback Whale Surprisees Bikini Top Wearing Paddlers..
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Girlfriend Spreads Her Legs To Help Tattoo Artist Give Her BF a Realistic Tattoo
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When Feminists Attack
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Things to Jerk Off To…
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Bella Thorne is Trash
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TOPLESS HEIDI KLUM
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Rita Ora – Big Tits in a Bikini
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Sistine Stallonee is Ugly
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Katherine McPhee – Tube Top Dress
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Sarah Bolger Worth a Fuck
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Fat Ashley Benson
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Olivia Culpo Whore
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Alison Brie…
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Cuban Stealing Your Jobs
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Random Tumblr Porn By Me….
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The Fact that Sucking Cucumbers is a MEME in the Black Community is fucking Weird…cuz I thought they were Eggplants…
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Banana in Twat
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Went Too Deeep
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Weird Titty Workout
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Fringe on the Boots – Spread Ass in Your Face
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Old Nasty Naked Bitch
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Crackheads in Action
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Weirdest Caption on a Porn Site
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Hanging From a Dick – MONK Training
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Mini Diva – Firm Tits Fuck
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Are You Still Open…
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LUCIA TOVAR fucking a COlumn
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Bitches with Fat Asses
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Slutty Secretaries
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8 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Slutty Selfies
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Body Painted Girls Like It’s thee 90s
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Count the Balls…
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Naked Blondes
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Modern Day Art….
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It’s Getting Full In tHere
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Bottle Birth
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Beach Muff
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I Love Girls Who Get Naked On the Internet…..Don’t You!
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2019

07

Aug

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a reminder that anything is possible….from putting a man on the moon…to getting cast in lifestyle action and adventure soft core porn videos with some dude you are fucking….Free trips to all these great places in exchange for being in the videos….something she likely wanted before it ever started…then shit went viral, got her press, followers and now exists….

She’s been consistent with the nude or semi nude pics to keep her fans into her bullshit….all these years later, so many half naked pics of her body, which is a great body, that off-sets her crackbaby looking face…and I support that dream…cuz it involves this…not to mention it got her on TV, Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star…and it’s allowed her to go back to doing this half naked shit…where I guess she’s happiest cuz she likes being jerked off to, it makes here feel hot….and you likely think she’s hot cuz you’ve been fucking a sack of mash potatoes of a woman the last 2 decades..

Point being…fake tits, I assume fake ass, all this social media shit is fake…seeing these people in person is usually not exciting cuz they are all average as fuck and not photoshopped…seeing society turn to followers and photoshopping themselves like they run a magazine….seeing that no one has actual friends but live in a weird fantasy world…all weird shit….

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2019

07

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless in Florida of the Day

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Bella Thorne the Dyslexic is in her home state of Florida promoting the book she “wrote” despite being an illiterate half retard raised on set cuz her mom whored her out fuck..

Her face is fucking mangled to shit, all kinds of injections, and seeing her in video reminds me of how annoying, unattractive and gross she is….

But she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood, an important actor with a powerful social media following, that I guess has psychologically fucked with her head the last few years, thanks to being a vulnerable young girl sold off to Disney who was already fucked in the head and her DIY attempt to be a MEDIA MOGUL that is working for her…she’s real dialed in…is annoying to watch…but she’s got good fake tits and she shows them off consistently so she’s worth watching despite all the disgusting that comes with her….especially when she speaks…

Not a fan, but willing to stare at tits. I have that ability. It’s a skillset I’ll put on my resume when I start applying for jobs again.

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Here’s her bikini – when in Miami – preview for tomorrow’s paparazzi pics..

Here is her almost nipple slip..

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2019

07

Aug

Elisabeth Moss Almost See Through of the Day

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Elisabeth Moss is some troll bitch who we call “the nerd” because she just looks like a weird awkward bug eyed kid who is allergic to everything except Scientology…..she is a Scientologist..

I have SEEN handmaid’s tale…and I question how she got it, because I know anyone with money and in a position to find a fertile sex slave to make babies with – due to their society falling apart due to infertility thanks to pollution…they’d choose anything but this monster. This one belongs on the colonies fertilizing the radioactive LAND…yes…I have seen the show…

Anyway, thanks to that show, every time I see this monster fuck, it ends terribly for all involved…it’s like stay in the fucking house….or put a mask on…how can in an era of everyone getting plastic surgery did this fall through the cracks…probably thanks to her greasy troll skin…or maybe thanks to Scientology…despite looking like like a Science Experience…

The best description I’ve heard said about Elisabeth Moss is that she looks like a dermoid cyst…the cyst with hair and teeth…that survived, grew and learned how to speak…only to get cast in Mad Men….or whatever it is that launched her ugly monster career…

I’ve also heard her described as the cum and pubic hair stuck in the shower drain pulled out on cleaning day….but that morphed into a human due to some weird fertilization that happened and that crawled out of the dumpster and became an actor.

I have never heard her described as hot, something you’d fuck, but I know all you’d fuck her…you sick fucks…

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