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2019

19

Aug

Margot Robbie Almost Nipple of the Day

Margot Robbie is the most overrated cow in Hollywood.

Straight from Australia to steal your American jobs…living that American dream better than the Americans thanks to their laziness and Margot Robbie’s willingness to be a Weinstein girl….

She has been overhyped by everyone mainly dudes…I hear how “hot” she is all the fucking time and sure she’s a better Sharon Tate than Hilary Duff, but that’s not saying much….Hilary Duff was a terrible Sharon Tate….

I hear about her Wolf of Wall Street performance….that is strictly about the tits, and really what isn’t about the tits, who knows….but even her tits are totally underwhelming in everything she’s done…it’s all just marketing hype. They need the stars to boost up budgets….and this is the star you chose…a thick 45 year old looking trashcan…in Vogue…living the dream.

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2019

19

Aug

Kirsten Dunst is Amazing of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is back and amazing in her new show How to Be a God in Central Florida.

This is by far her breakout role of recent years, or as a 40 year old actress rather than the busty young actress she once was…where her tits look fucking huge, she is amazing in it, and I like her…

There was a time…about 10 years ago when she was a fucking mess…verge of death…looking fully fucking trashed…but she’s clearly back, despite being a mom with Meth Damon and her tits are still real fucking silly…silly enough to watch on her new show….it is worth it….and they don’t charge extra for her MOM GUNT….that shit is included and amazing.

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2019

19

Aug

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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Joey King apparently “felt cute, may delete later” with this shameless bikini pic, cuz like all girls, the thrill and feedback from doing half nakedness keeps them bringing the half nakedness…

I can’t get the disgusting bald Gyspy Rose Blanchard the mom killing weirdo with no teeth image out of my mind when I look at Joey King, because…..I watched the show, I watch TV now, never used to but I like the mindless attack on my brain…slowing down my brain waves to full retard so that I can connect with pop culture rather than just living in my bubble you know…solid performance Joey…

But I guess what it comes down to is….whether she is Martin Luther King’s granddaughter…

Or maybe what actually matters is that she’s in a bikini and it looks good.

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2019

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking who could also be 80 year old looking legal adult…

She was on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family….that I guess made her exist in the world like some kind of actual celebrity….because being on a hit network show is what defines being a celebrity…

She’s been trying to find that social media, instagram, sexual side of her…consistently over the course of finding social media and being told by her team to step up her hustle…and she’s clearly addicted to it..cuz it’s carried her on social media this far….

Not bad for a weird looking girl who is missing vital organs and has had at least 2 Kidney Transplants…maybe part of her “who cares” approach…once you’re borderline dead or dying….you kinda have a different take on showing off your new found cleavage…

It is like we are all used to BROKEN girls…but this girl is LEGIT broken….from the VITAL ORGANS and that makes her appealing to dudes drawn to broken girls….terminal illness can be a fetish for those who have commitment issues….or I guess to her fiance who is clearly a gay dude using her for the clout…ROMANCE in LA….

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2019

19

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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At least Rita Ora is subtle in her quest for fame….that I guess she’s officially achieved with both her tits still intact, almost unscathed, because they were the number one tool to get her here….wherever “here” is…that whole singing thing or record label thing just got her to the parties with the right people…the tits are what made them notice her and help her…cuz tits are a currency, a talent, the one thing that separates two equally average talents,….one to become Rita Ora, the other to become who the fuck cares, her tits didn’t carry her where she needed them to carry her…so she doesn’t even EXIST anymore. Tits have that much power and girls with tits KNOW it and carry them…open doors for them…close deals for them…etc…

So celebrate all that….right here…in black and white so you know it’s art not shamelessness..

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2019

19

Aug

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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TALLULAH WILLIS vagina shot for her sister…cuz they are weird rich people…coddled by their weird parents…raised in wierd Idaho…where rich weirdness happened…EPSTEIN LEVEL….

So younger sister Tallulah is like “check out my YOGA dance moves cuz I am an artist” approach while spreading her legs apart in skimpy underwear on the internet / on social media as a tribute to her sister…

When normal families usually keep the birthday wishes to not being half nude with the pussy spread…radiating the room with the sweet scent of Ashton Kutcher’s dirty fingers…which I assume lived up in her at least once…but you can never be too sure…maybe the whole bathing together sister thing is recent…just a new strategy (cuz they bathe together for social media)….

Point being, this is weird incest erotica I don’t understand cuz i guess I am not as high brow as these aging hipster rich kids who do nothing.

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2019

19

Aug

Tori Black Nipples of the Day

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TORI BLACK is some porn star so big surprise she has her nipples out at an event…because she’s a fucking porn star…and that’s the freedom she has knowing anyone who knows her name and some who don’t have seen her take dicks up her asshole…

I don’t have any amazing and inspiring Tori Black stories, I think she’s got me blocked on social media, which is pretty rude, but I don’t really fuck with pornstars, I’m not on that fan kick who pays porn chicks for sex to live out that fantasy I see when watching them in videos, if anything, I find that whole thing gross….I also don’t think being a porn star is a valid career, I don’t find porn cool or interesting, and I don’t find people who work in porn cool or interesting. My first AVN awards was in 2007 or something and everyone there was a slimy looking bro in Ed Hardy….just because thee slimy bro in Ed Hardy has become hipsters in tight jeans…doesn’t mean they have any more depth, artistry, or substance…and the girls who get into porn are just lazy, or failed actresses in the mainstream, or perverts…which is fine….we need exhibitionist sluts out there…but I like them better when they do it for free, not for 1000 dollars a scene….and I don’t like giving hype, or allure, or status to a bitch who is fucking on camera for money. It doesn’t impress me. It is not a challenge. It is dull and thus Tori Black and every other porn chick I have met…is dull.

But her nipples were still brought out to an event, along with her banged out cunt, asshole and everything else that made her a “big” deal in porn a few years ago….only now she’s old.

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2019

19

Aug

Pregnant Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is in a bikini looking like she’s pregnant, which would go against my theory she’s trans….and doesn’t have lady parts but rather a solid tuck….

Her posture looks like a weird primate on the beach, a hairless prehistoric man, not that she’s hairless, her bikini doesn’t offer us that information, and she actually looks like she’s naturally hairy, you know some girls just have that look, especially when they are born men….

But the rich and famous ugly troll looking thing is in her bikini on vacation and for some reason you perverts are excited by it.

When I worked in porn they did say Tranny Porn was the best selling porn, because I guess you’re all a bunch of queers who are scared to admit you are queer, so you take your gay porn with dudes dressed like chicks with fake tits….and I guess you take your celeb paparazzi bikini pics like that too…

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2019

19

Aug

Jessica Alba Getting Wet of the Day

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Jessica Alba your favorite billionaire pervert is out here doing bikini/ bathing suit photoshoots like it was 15 years ago and she wasn’t 15 years older….because when you spend your adult life being told you’re the hottest thing out there, despite being totally unmemorable in every single movie she’s ever done, she’s almost a clickbait weirdo before the internet existed, it’s like hype for nothing…then she went and started a scam wellness company, on some AMWAY level of “let’s sell everything and pretend it is organic”….when it isn’t organic…is now worth a billion dollars…and the ego is either huge, doing shit like this, or maybe she’s well aware of being old, and knows she look alright but is still old, and is doing it for more money….cuz some of these egos are just in it for the money.

Either way, she’s still a half naked, photoshopped, but your ALBA dreams can live on another day…you sick, old, outdated fuck…

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2019

19

Aug

Helena Christensen Getting Wet of the Day

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Helena Christensen is doing some zombie in nature shoot – that we can assume is for some upcoming unannounced horror project called “hot Victoria’s Secret models from the 90s turn into old ladies but are in denial of that fact due to a weird virus that has infiltrated the entertainment industry making these vain and narcissistic people decide that fact, basic biology is totally unaccepted as a concept, and thus they must work out, starve out, and jack up the muppet faces with injections”….

The modern zombie doesn’t eat brains and still looks good enough to fuck, but they are dead on the inside, not like the hipster kids on social trying to be deep are saying they are dead on the inside, but that her organs are all expired, menopaused, dried out and possibly smell.

At least she’s not fat.

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