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2019

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I heard a story about a kid who got circumsized by a nurse, got gangrene and had to get his dick amputated.

I have decided that will be my pick-up line, pre-emptively telling women I have no real dick, but the dick I do have has a rank smell, while tugging on their heartstrings and tapping into their emotions by playing the mutilated child angle….SOLID…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Cardi B Stripper – Sits Down With Bernie Sanders
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Dumb YOUTUBER Viral Stunt Wedding
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Selena Gomez Cleavage….
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Miley Cyrus in a Thong….
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Bruce Lee’s Daughter Hates How Her Dad Was Portrayed In “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”
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Matching Tattoos of the Day
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Terrifying Squid
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Keanu Reeves in Forrest Gump
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Taryn Manning Is Trying to Take back Her Social Media Meltdown
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Cops Dance at Mexican Party
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Credit Card Scammers Making BANK Each Day
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Judge dismisses lawsuit filed by student hit by car during anti-Trump protest
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Topless Swedish Popstar
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US NAVY Sky Penis
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China’s Beggar Gangs in America
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Womens Soccer Players Get Paid more than Men…Lying Slut.
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Breaking Bad Prank Goes Wrong…
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Building an Android Phone in China
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Ninja On Ceiling
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Gigi Hadid Nipples….
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Baltimore Police Beat by Teens….
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Where Did All The Serial Killers Go…
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Kelly McGillis Wasn’t Asked To Be In “Top Gun 2: Maverick” But Thinks She’s Too Old And Fat Anyway
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Katy Perry Wavejacker….
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SLC Police Shooting
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT. So it Counts.
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Topless Sophie Turner…..
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Camila Cabello – See Through Bikini
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Amber Heard Bikini…
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Rebecca Rittenhouse – Whoever That Is
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Maggie Grace – “Driven” premiere in Hollywood
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Rachel Brosnahan – on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon”
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Rat Cow Attention Seeeking
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Nip Slips and See Through…
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Ass gallery…
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Homeless Ass Eating…
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Leaking Nipple
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1978
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Cleavage….
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Pussy Flash…
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Cum Waster
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Sofi Ryan Working Outdoors..
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Ela Heavan in a Bikini
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Sexy Trio Get Naked….
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2 Ways to Make Friends in Public
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Concert Flasher….
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Gayest Drink Ever
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Summer Dress Teen…
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Caption This Amazingness
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Camping!!!
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Rockstar of the Day
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Self Shot Cuties….
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Nia Nicce….Panties….
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Tumblr Porn….
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Dildo Sucking
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Pink Dress Undress….
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Big Titty Flash….
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Slutty Slutty Slutty
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2019

30

Jul

Kristen Bell Naked for Veronica Mars of the Day

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I don’t find Kristen Bell hot. I did not watch Veronica Mars. I hated her in Sarah Marshall – but thought Kunis was amazing in it. She’s married to a low level celeb who offends me. So seeing her strategic naked for some revisiting of some bullshit that had some hype a decade ago, because hollywood is out of ideas, or just trying to milk things that already exists, raping them up the ass until they can’t walk no more kind of milking, instead of just starting a new thing, cuz the old thing has a track record and more opportunity to win…

So seeing the mom I didn’t find hot a decade ago do weird nude scenes – is pretty fucking weak….I expect more out of you HOLLYWOOD…like at least try to give us boners…it pays off in the long run.

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2019

30

Jul

Amber Heard Nasty See Through of the Day

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Amber Heard is rocking the see through white bathing suit concept I love….despite hating Amber Heard.

It’s one of those things where I am not emotionally attached to Amber Heard in any way, so my actual hate for her and any other celeb is more a passive hate, not a deep in my soul hate, like the hate I have for people who I genuinely hate, where as this superficial hate is more like a causal “I hate that bitch”….

So I can separate myself from the soulless, psycho, man eating, opportunist cunt who manipulated the fuck out of Johnny Depp and exposed him to the media to elevate her cause, when she’s clearly a fucking instigating, abusive cunt, almost ruining his career…in a don’t believe all women – they are opportunists..like Amber Heard…and focus on what matters…wet white fabric…a fetish since the first time I saw the cunt of an unsuspecting white bathing suit wearing girl at the pool….who claimed to have no idea I could see every fold unfurl of her labia as she tanned/ dried off..

Either way, Amber Heard, hot for 5 mins 10 years ago…looks like trash from this angle cuz she is trash.

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2019

30

Jul

Camila Cabello Full Pussy of the Day

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Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, which may or may not age me, not that I care, I am old as fuck and remember when they sent him back to CUBA after his brave float to Florida…Bill Clinton was President….

She bounced from Havana to Mexico City and snuck into Miami like good undocumented….

She is living the American dream, a superstar, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real mad in their trailer park homes…real mad…

She is wearing a white bathing suit, which as everyone knows, including Camila Cabello, but when the paparazzi is there you gotta make it count…

I have a love for white wet bathing suits and their sheer pussy lip exposing qualities…you can see her nipples too like a good white wet bathing suit should…this is probably her most important work…stare at the slit you fucks.

FRONT HOLE FOR EVERYONE…as she lives a life of a Cuban Hooker without the need to actually be a hooker like the Cubans in Cuba working for sex tourism….

Here she is making out with Shawn Mendes the closet homosexual, if you look hard enough you can find the leaked tape of him having gay phone sex..

Here is her nip slip

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2019

30

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Gross Bikini of the Day

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To be a Kardashian by default means you are gross….

They have never been hot, that was all an illusion and I don’t buy that dudes were actually jerking off to these chicks, at least not white dudes…They have always been hairy disgusting trolls.

They have been gross in terms of their conduct, their scandals and attention seeking, their trolling, scamming, money grubbing….and the influence they have had on idiot people who don’t know better…also gross…and they are all still at it…because why not. The world hasn’t turned on her, or taken any of them out as they should…and money still comes in..so whatever…

This one, Kourtney who is in her 40s now, and should look into age appropriate swimwear, was the hot one, which isn’t saying much, it’s like saying that one of the pigs in the pen is covered in less shit than the others, so we’ll slaughter him cuz we like less shit on our food that more…only that is insulting to pigs…as they are cute, harmless animals I ate a piece of today and got nourished by and thus appreciate….while the Kardashians offer the world ZERO….and nothing about them can be appreciated. It’s all bad…

Here she is naked

Here is the other cash cow KIM

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HOW ABOUT SOME KENDALL (the white one) front hole pussy definition in a bathing suit…

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2019

30

Jul

Anus in a French Movie of the Day

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Period pieces are always pretty horrible, but apparently in this French movie called CURIOSA, which is about:

Paris 1895. Pierre Louÿs is a Parisian dandy and poet on the verge of fame. Pierre and his friend Henri De Régnier are both madly in love with Marie de Heredia, the cheeky daughter of their mentor. Despite her feelings for Pierre, Marie eventually marries Henri who has a better situation. Badly hurt, Pierre leaves for Algeria

There’s some lesbian scene featuring Noemie Merlant and Mathilde Warnier and their 1895 period piece bushes…the way we know it’s real…basically showing full anus in the movie and that’s great…

I guess the early 1900s in france was a wild and crazy sexual revolution, but more importantly, I guess French movies have great nude scenes.

I live in French Canada and used to jerk off to France television that would play “blue” movies…I am very familiar to French films for that reason….

I also remember an aggressive sex scene with actual penetration out of France called Baisse Moi (rape me in english)…so they’ve been doing the real sex in movies, which makes sense, for fucking ever….as they should.

Nothing more offensive than a Hollywood sex scene that is a dry hump. These people get paid so much to embrace and become their characters, except when it comes to fucking, when it comes to fucking they dry hump…which to me takes away from any sincerity of their bullshit act, cuz acting is a fucking lie…

This is the trailer…

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2019

30

Jul

Rachel McCord Pussy Print of the Day

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Rachel McCord is so desperate and that’s ok.

She’s not even the sister who got cast in the TV show that moved them all out to LA where they made friends with the paparazzi when that one sister barely mattered and where this sister was the plus 1.

That friendship with the paparazzi has allowed this one to get in these staged shoots for attention, and for some girls that’s really all they want or need to feel accomplished…so this could be pathetic to some, but everything she ever wanted and more for herself…

Point being, she wears a bikini bottom proper cuz I can see some labia. If you’re going to wear a bikini show some side pussy. There is nothing ok with a bikini pic when I zoom in and can’t seen any element of her pussy cuz I am one of those dudes who loves staring at pussy. I know many dudes find pussy gross or ugly…I find it great…must be a fetish in this everyone is gay world…a fetish called being HETERO.

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2019

30

Jul

Haley Kalil Tits in Tulum of the Day

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Haley Kalil won some really prestigious contest that put her on the map….the half naked on social media map…and that was some bullshit 2018 SI Swim Model search, because I guess SI liked Maxim’s Hometown hotty approach to marketing…you know make these idiots get votes and run out there begging for people to vote…all boosting ad impressions for advertisers and getting SI Paid…

In a lot of ways Haley Kalil works for Sports Illustrated marketing team, helping get views to their page…and not through her tits, that’s just bonus….

She’s also done Beauty Pageants a decade ago, where she was top 20 in Miss USA, and Unplaced in Miss Teen USA….always repping her home State Minnesota….

She is married to an NFL Player, so I guess she’s a lower tier Olivia Culpo who basically has the same story of Pageant Slut, turned IG slut, to DM pro Athlete and Slut, only to end up in SI half naked Slut…I guess there is a special breed of these SLUtS…

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2019

30

Jul

Chantel Jeffries Bikini Rubdown of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is out here producing clickbait, because the world needs clickbait…especially half naked slutty lesbian clickbait with some other YOUTUBER / INFLUENCER / FAME WHORE/ MEDIA MANIPULATOR who understands how to work social media into a 6 or 7 figure or more career that involves zero work.

We can hate on it out of jealously when sitting on our asses slaving away….we can laugh at her muppet face and shitty plastic surgery…or we can just ride with how awesome it must be that your only task in a day is to rub your friend down with lotion by the pool in bikinis…a 3-5 minutes of low level self involved mindless effort…and boom…a multi million view video that gets you paid…

Cruisin’ tits out.

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2019

30

Jul

Kate Hudson Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Kate Hudson is some nasty mom bodied bitch doing a workout in white leggings to try to sell those leggings as she’s a huge shareholder in the fitness company she’s wearing…

Who knew Kate Hudson was the object of fitness, or someone who could sell fitness products to the ladies who like her as an actress…

I always saw her as some connected bitch, thanks to her mom and dad and stepdad, who never had to really do much to achieve what she’s achieved. She basically just got the parts Goldie was too old for…from friends of Goldie, cuz she’s Goldie..

I also saw her as some broke, Hollywood kid who filled her emptiness of having everything she wanted, including Daddy issues with a baby at a young age, on some teen mom shit.

But more importantly, as the DEVIL woman who pushed Owen Wilson…our friend…into Sucide attempts…because she is just that shitty…and apparently so is her “fitness” body…cuz bitch is a drunk.

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