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2019

30

Jul

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

Mena Suvari in some American Pie / American Beauty / Alien Head revivial on the beach in a bikini….

Most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…they have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure ZONES look as good as they can….and less obvious…they all have a good side…or a better side…not all girls are good….and have spent years finding it, doing it, and know what to look for before posting it…

Mena Suvari doesn’t seem to care about hiding her GUT or thighs…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, put on hat and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….

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2019

30

Jul

Paige VanZant UFC Titties of the Day

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Paige VanZant rocking out in an inflatable pool, and calling out that inflatable pool, for being white trash, which may be racist to white trash everywhere, but that they won’t realize cuz they can’t read and that they won’t argue because it is their dream to see this UFC champ mud wrestle the way women were supposed to before this feminist thing got them fighting in legit sport and the PC movement got mud wrestling banned from most bars. IT OBJECTIFIES WOMEN…JERKS…you know what else objectifies women? Women and their tits…and willingness to show off the tits for me to jack off to. Thanks. Don’t beat me strong trained killer lady. Thanks.

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2019

30

Jul

Sophie Mudd Attention Seeking of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a relative nobody, but she’s signed to some talent agency, whatever that means.

She’s best known on the internet for her big tits on her small frame…but still virtually unknown in the mainstream. You another instagram set of tits with fake numbers and fans who is faking it til she makes it.

I follow her and she pops up in my feed alot, maybe she knows how to game the facebook algorithm.

She posted this after a series of non-tit-specific pics – cuz she was craving numbers, attention, stats….data…the way the kids do these days.

It was probably posted with a “felt cute may delete later” caption set to big tits….

It was also reposted to her instagram story to make sure anyone not seeing her static posts but seeing her stories would click through to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.

All a lot of effort for a fucking titty pic I think…it should really sell itself.

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2019

30

Jul

Drunk Man Rides Giraffe at Zoo and Other Videos of the Day

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Airplane Toilet Win

Drunk Fight at Key Largo Marina

Cellphone Win

Balkan Singer Shoots Gun on Stage

Idiot Driver of the Day

Worst UPSKIRT Video Ever

Idiot Outrunning the Cops

Thief Gets Painted Green

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2019

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last week, we saw this instagram model in training get mad a Kardashian photog asked for nudes to wack off to – since she was only there to get his cosign, while asking for a nude is hardly a trade off since she likely has a phone full of them for her sugar daddies and the internet went nuts on him – a lynching even though nudes is the only good thing about the internet…

This week, that girl probably signed a reality show deal…because to be famous pretend to be an empowered slut and the industry will hook you up…

What a joke to anyone who actually works at their craft in hopes of one day finding success…all she had to do was screenshot a conversation when someone high profile enough asked for nudes…

I think the issue is that people fold to the pressure like wimps. Way too easily. I saw this actor who feet fucks his toddler getting hate – instead of saying “fuck off” and risking his career he’ll probably enroll in parenting school and apologize to everyone…obviously there are more insane stories but if we can’t stand by our actions or words and crawl back to the public begging forgiveness….own your shit..grow up and be a man…even if you identify as a cupboard…with a front hole….

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J.Lo – who Doesn’t Drive – Got a 146,000 Dollar Car for her Birthday because why not
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Katy Perry Loses in Court – Unfortunately Doesn’t Get Death Sentence
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Rat in Baltimore and it’s Not John Waters
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THONG bikini of the Day
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TIRE ROLLING
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White Rapper’s Song About Being….
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Baltimore Police Beat Up BY Teens
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Homelessness in Downtown LA…Crazy.
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Get Down to the Panflute
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I Hope ASAP Rocky Gets the Chair…These Assholes Celebs man
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Monkey Rescue
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2019

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Things I practice on a daily basis:

Seeing through the privacy screen they use on the fences at the public pools…after stealing a piece of it…you know to develop super voyeur powers. I make my dog sit behind it and I try to make out the details in his face so that no bikini can throw off my pervert super powers…I love the slutty moms and their thong bikinis.

Things I heard teenage dudes saying today:

I rode her like a tractor.

I didn’t really understand the context or how you ride a tractor or if that’s a solid approach to riding a girl….but I didn’t mind because he was telling a girl who probably knew she was in a white summer dress but had black underwear on so that this pervert could see everything….it’s like her cankles didn’t even exist while I stared upon her ass…wondering if she ever was one of those anal sex girls who does anal instead of vaginal for the church like Hailey Baldwin…or if she was one of those girls you had to coerce into it…then I remembered these kids fuck at the age of 10, are doing gangbang porn by 14….by 19…bitch was banged out harder than the street hookers of my generation…despite being a normal looking college aged girl….weird times…

Not as weird as the stepLINKS of the Day…everyone’s favorite pass time…

Flash Mob Robbery at DICKS
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People Mad at Ariana Grande for her Making fun of Jon Benet
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Bella Thorne Hard Nips….
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Paramotor Crash and Collapse
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Knockout of the Day
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Psycho ASAP Rocky Fan…
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Tak VS Car High Speed
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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage…
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People VS Instant Karma
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Nikki Bella Braless….
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People are Mad Armie Hammer Let His Kids Suck His Toes
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Staring at Strangers n Escalator…
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Rita Ora Nipples in a Wet T-Shirt…
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Fat Model Wasn’t Fat Enough
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Everything Streaming
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Angry GF of the Day
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Snooki Draggede for Drinking while Breast Feeding…
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Aggressive Customer Gets Choked Out
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Guy Climbs 19 Story Building During a Fire Looking for his Mom
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Hadid Sisters in Bikinis
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Leona Lewis Got Married….NO ONE cared…
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James Van Der Beek and Josh Jackson – Still Queer…
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Chloe Green Billionaire and Hot Felon – Broken Up..Here she is in a Bikini
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Bald Selma Blair
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Criminal Drops Gun in a Dunkin Donuts in Front of Cops…
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Police Failed Chase
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Mom VS Millenials Who Go to Disney…
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Suspended By NFL for Fertility Drugs….what a loser breeder
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From the Forum

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Katy Perry Fat on a Boat
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Rachel McCord Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Bikini
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Katharine Mcphee Tits Out
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Kara Del Toro Bikini Slut
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MONER CLEAVAGE
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Eva Longoria in Green Dress
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Iggy Azalea See Through Outfit
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Scherzinger Bikini Top Yoga
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Emma Roberts in a Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Monster tits on what could be an asian.
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TUMBLR PORN
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Slutty Slutty Slutty
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Friday Morning in Cali….ROMANCE
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Hot Amateur
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Eliza Ibarra – Slutty Bride
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Hot Pussy on a Motorcycle
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COMFY ROBE SURPRISE
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Hot Naked Mariposa
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CHEERS!
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NAKED BLACK CHICK
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Real WIVES
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Firm Tit
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Bailey Rose Worth a Fuck
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SEX ON MDMA
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Pink Hair Big TIts
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Grea Amateur in an Instagram Outfit Fucking – INFLUENCER PORNO…
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Slutty Slutty Slutty
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2019

29

Jul

Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Incest Pussy Flashing of the Day

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Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are Arabs, which means they would be mercy killed if it wasn’t for the fact that her family raised them in LA, where being an LA vapid twat who craves being a model because it is that stamp of approval their egos need, outweighed their Arab family values…

Their dad, a pervert LA rich dude who fucks sugar babies and pays their rent, basically bought the family into the “celebrity thing”…to keep up with the Kardashians…oh that is why they called their show that…and like all the incest porn I’ve seen since the late 70s have explained to me, you gotta stick with the family and keep it in the family because no one else can be trusted… what I am saying is that there is no way their pervert dad hasn’t jacked off to pics of them…if anything he probably dressed them in these racy outfits….and got the paparazzi to get that pussy shot to keep their story going…it’s always the ugly one who is the crowd favorite cuz she’s more willing to do shit and not talk about it…

So whether that is her pussy or not…doesn’t matter.

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2019

29

Jul

Olivia Culpo Nip Slip of the Day

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Olivia Culpo flashing her nipples on Instagram….I am sure she had no idea that this was going on or that her tit was fully out…you know “How embarrassing, my whole tit was out, I’ll just keep on going and keep it up on my feed”… cuz showing tit gets attention and attention is what her business is based on, that’s why she’s been a sex worker to celebs and athletes….before fully embracing the bullshit titled of “Influencer”…which in and of itself is such a cocky, bold, narcissistic thing…”I influence people because I am cool, classy, stylish, important”….but that’s expected from these vapid cunts on social media getting paid for the dumbest shit…

Maybe she can influence your jerking off…that is the extent of influence I think she’s got…

I mean the bitch is looking right at her nipple as she films this..

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2019

29

Jul

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has her tits out because I assume she’s realized a few things all girls realize and that is that no one gives a fuck about what they have to say or their opinion unless we get to look at the bitch naked. The second we know we are never going to see the bitch naked, we pretty much give up on them…

She’s probably also realized that no one cares about her unless she’s making as much noise as possible being as scandalous as possible.

You probably don’t remember this, cuz you just stare at her nude pics with little to no involvement in her career or her as a person….BUT she got married and decided to do COUNTRY music after her stint as a crackerjack tumblr girl getting naked…that lasted 5 minutes when she realized NO ONE CARES….

Her marriage fell apart, and she’s back to getting naked, because when you’ve fucked a chick, or seen her cunt, you kind of have no use for her unless she’s sending you updated pussy content….

This may not be her pussy, and is just a nipple, but she’s on the right track to do round two of naked slut on the internet who performs on stage for the kids…it’s a start.

Here is her sister Noah trying to be hot

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|noah cyrus

2019

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Tits in Rome of the Day

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Look how happy Selena Gomez is with her tits out, because I guess she hasn’t died of LUPUS yet. Apparently, if it is early detected, which it was, you can live a normal life. When you’re rich and you can harvest organs in your pool house, you can probably live longer…but having a disease like that would fucking suck no matter who you are, or how rich you are…so nothing funny about LUPUS or the bloat the meds give you…

The only good thing about her LUPUS is that she’s not crying bi-polar, since there is nothing more than “Mental Health” cries from anyone, especially celebs, for their slip ups and failures….”I had a heroin overdose cuz I’m bi-polar” kind of thing.

What an awesome and invisible excuse to carry you through life you wimp. We all have issues. We are all crazy. We all have anxiety and depression. Life sucks…and we evolved into these lazy pigs who sit all day….lifestyle man…it’s the lifestyle man.

I do like that Selena is in and out of rehab, like a crazy person, even though I hate mental health as an excuse in life, I love it as a personality trait, because it is fun, passionate and exciting…I also think it’s funny that as rich and famous as she is, she’s still an insecure weirdo cuz if I was a slutty Disney kid like her, I’d be fucking cruising. I’d be doing ridiculousness. I’d have staff specifically hired for that ridiculousness, you know to keep things fun…because even as a broke ass degenerate I think everything around me is HILARIOUS…just imagine if I had the resources to really exploit all that…I can guarantee that running to rehab like a little bitch crying about mom problems that aren’t real problems, besides the terminal disease which should be dealt in one simple way…going all fucking out….like what have you got to lose, it’s not like LUPUS isn’t gonna kill you. Go nuts.

This is not her going nuts…but she does have a new face and tits, maybe a product of HAILEY BALDWIN stealing her man..or maybe BARNEY molested her and she’s all fucked up now. WHO KNOWS…

Selena Gomez

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