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2019

29

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Tits Out in Euphoria of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is in the new HBO Show called Euphoria, that is based on an Israeli show, because apparently Israel is more open minded when it comes to teen sex and technology, it was put together by some pervert rich kid who’s dad was a big player in the industry, therefore easy to make happen with HBO, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s pretty good clickbait…at least compared to the other garbage that targets the youth, like Riverdale if Riverdale let people fuck on screen tits out, but they are too prude proven by the lawyers letter I got to remove their main character’s wet white t-shirt artistic nude pic….where as her counterpart on Euphoria is getting fucked from behind violently with her monster tits out….content we can get behind…in this confusing time of porn being more popular than mainstream so mainstream slowly becomes porn…a trend I’ve expected and watched happen since the 90s…

Here she is looking like a hot crackhead

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2019

29

Jul

Angelina Jolie Fake Tits Get Hard Nipples of the Day

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Angelina Jolie is about 300 years old. The longest running “Hot Chick from Movies” besides Jane Fonda…the dark and mysterious slutty cokehead rich kid turned tits in movies that everyone wanted to titty fuck before she robbed Brad Pitt from Jen Aniston…to create a fucking farm of children, a school bus full of children….and you all fucking know who she is…

A few years ago, she tested positive for the TITTY Cancer gene, so instead of dealing with Titty cancer she pre-emptively cut off her tit like other celebs before her…and for some reason – she still gets hard nipples…despite not having nipples as part of cutting off your tits is losing the nipple…I guess it’s some rich person reconstructive surgery that get a corpse nipple grafted onto her fake tit…or maybe it’s just some nipple insert under the skin..either way…they turn dudes into chicks now, a little fake tit is easy….

So despite cutting off the tit…she’s still got a tit. Fascinating. Modern science. Show us the scars.

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2019

29

Jul

Riley Keough Scientlogy Bikini Pics of the Day

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I guess Elvis’ granddaughter who never met Elvis which reduces the cool factor being Elvis’ granddaughter by quite a bit, but she’s still Elvis’ granddaughter and that is pretty fucking cool…because he’s fucking Elvis. To not be a fan of the “KING” is to not be human….seriously.

So this heir to his fortune, that is still fucking earns, is pretty interesting, not because her mom Lisa Marie Presley, who was the most active member of the Church of Scientolgy since L.Ron himself, thanks to her mom , Elvis’ teenage bride Priscilla raising her in the church….they have both been shunned or ousted from Scientology after a 40 year run…but I’m pretty sure Riley is still all about it as she does the whole acting thing…but what the fuck do I know…other than that she hangs with Scientologists and they aren’t allowed to hang with her if she was ousted….complicated cult things…

That said, she seems to like wearing bikinis on social media, like all girls and I’m into it cuz I think Elvis is great…and his Sperm created this…which is probably why most people are interested in her….so you get them in with the Elvis connection but make them fall in love with you thanks to your half nudes…

Posted in:Riley Keough|SFW

2019

29

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Weird Body for Lingerie Brand of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland pulled some sort of scam and made friends with the right people at the luxury sugar baby lingerie company this is for…..and is now on of their people…huge tits out for all to see…distracting from her fucking weirdo body that happens when you have monster tits. It’s like the rest of you is trying so hard to be fat and Caroline just keeps trying to fight it. Other big tits have been far less successful…from Kate Upton to others….who had their bodies catch up to the tits while this one still hasn’t quite made it so she’s still hustling…trying to make it – tits out…

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2019

29

Jul

Beach Dry Hump is the Best Instagram Story of the Week of the Day

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My internet friend and Surd Documentary Film Maker Bro, the legend JUSTIN PURSER the panty killer, who I have probably been internet friends with for the last 10 years, but we have never actually met cuz that is queer, posted this IG story from the beach in Los Angeles where he lives and it is fucking incredible….a dry hump to shadow box reminder that people are so self involved they have no idea there are people, including kids, around them….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

29

Jul

Granny Chokes Out another Granny Until She Passes Out and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Pulls Knife at Brooklyn Precinct… Smart

Sea Plane Crash

Dude VS Tape Measure

Road Rage…

More Road Rage…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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New series – Things I’ve learned from the internet:

-Hot Girls Can Have Ugly Vaginas and Ugly Girls Can Have Hot Vaginas…

That has been an excerpt of my new series – Things I’ve learned from the internet:

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Girl Gets Kicked Off PLane After Smashing Laptop on Cheating Boyfriend’s head
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Tank VS Car High Speed
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Selfie at 10k Feet Goes Wrong
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Girl has Spider on her Face
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Drunk Kyle Steal a Plane
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Whitney Cummings Bikini
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Man Rips Sunroof Off Car
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Woman Uses Shoe to Attack a Car
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Las Vegas Grasshopper Invasion
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2019

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend for the average man….I am not an average man…I am a below average man so everyday is the weekend for me…but for you..it is a time to fill up bars and Grocery Stores and Home Depot doing menial errands buying shit you don’t need with money you don’t have because you buy into this whole silly society…of working to raise your family and one day retire instead of living now, while alive, you’ll live down the line, in the future…a vague concept of future since you could die tomorrow…

What I am saying is…stop taking life so seriously and click on some of these damn links you queers…

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Johnny Depp Says Amber Heard Put Out a Cig in His Face
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Whitney Cummings in a Bathing Suit
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India Reynolds Topless Beach
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Teens Attack Man Outside Hotel….
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Best Cosplay at ComicCon…
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Shaved Head Selma Blair
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Olivia Munn Braless
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Bella Hadid Cameltoe of the Day
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Everything Streaming in August..
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Girl Steals Bottle of Booze
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Accidental Fast Food Hot Mic….
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Diddy Is Fucking Steve Harvey’s Slut Stepdaughter
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Biker VS Traffic Avoiders
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Jenna Dewan Out to Lunch
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The Charles Manson Murder House….
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Hollywood Creature Performers are Amazing
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Water Buffalo Don’t Understand Horn
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Kid on Baggage Carousel
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Hot Chick Passes Out on Ride
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Man Tries to Fight Police
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J.Lo’s 10,000 Dollar Birthday Cake to Remind You How Disgusting Celebs Are
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Slutty Charly Jordan….
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Human Chop SHop
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The Cats of CatCon
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3 Teens Helping a Woman….
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Bikini Sluts….
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Ryan Seacrest Didn’t Get into J.Lo’s Party
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Zombie Chicken….
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Bailee Madison – Scooter Rider…
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Shay Mitchell – Pregnant Shopper
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Hailey Baldwin – SHOOT.
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Kara Del Toro Legs
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Harley Quinn Smith
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Anna Kendrick in Shorts
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Outfit
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Olivia Wilde on Set
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Kim Garner Crotch…
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Dry pussy
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Stacey Poole Polaroids….
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8 WTF moments
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Real Wives
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Naked Bitch on a Sail Boat
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Another Naked Bitch Sailing
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worst flash ever
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Mom Likes to Expose Herself…
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Best Kind of Table….
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Teen Mom Milking TITS…
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Real Secretaries
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Midget Stripper
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Surprise Big Tits
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Naked in a Sheer Outfit
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Black Naked Sluts
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Wanting to get Caught….
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Classy Girl Spreading her Cunt
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Best Cam Girl Masturbating…EVER
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Naked Bitch in the Sand
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Pussy Flash in Public
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2019

26

Jul

Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day

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Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal…

I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable…

But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be…

It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body…

When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE

Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because;

1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day….

2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine…

3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces.

So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW!

When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!!

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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Here’s a good old fashioned Miley Cyrus butt shot like she had just “quit” Disney and wanted to turn her “Hanna Montana” image upside down at the advice of here team that is 20 people deep..these earners and media manipulators don’t just “Happen”- they are made.

They packaged her like an edgy girl of her generation and because of that we have seen her cunt.

She got married and tried to do Country for a bit, realizing no one cared unless she was doing the Miley and now she’s back..ass out…creating sexy clickbait for attention…because it works.

Not only does she like being jerked off to, she likes the number of likes it gets….or the attention it gets…it is obviously a thrill.

Clearly, she is in the process of a divorce and putting herself back out there like an insecure girl would do…

No one told her modesty is the hottest, because this generation thinks showing people you pulling out a used tampon is compelling content and I guess it is…but the fact that it’s been normalized to all girls this age…is mental…yet fun for old perverts….

Which reminds me – when people say “If I was young now, I’d have a field day, in my high school only one girl fucked”….but the truth is at 50 years old…we have it better than 50 year old of other generations cuz EVERY 18 year old is doing this smut shit…I love it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW