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2019

Aug

Lily Rose Depp in a Nipple Bathing Suit Throwback of the Day

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I like Lily Rose Depp.

She’s young, she’s rich, she’s hip cuz of who her parents are,…and she’s hot when you’re not looking at her cankles, and as an old fuck…she’s hot even with the cankles…the older you get the hotter younger girls are just for being young…when you’ve banged at least one 50 year old…you know how much better 20 something is…

I am sure she’s annoying, thinks she’s an artist or important, or high concept cuz she beleives her own hypee and is a young person on social media attention seeking…she hangs in the scene with other rich kids pretending to be weirdos…and here are her nipples in a bathing suit for her THROWBACK…she is half french from France where nipples are bikini tops….and she is young where nipples are good for IG…cuz nothing gonna get in the way of their self produced smut.

The big question mark is whether she ever scissored her dyke cunt stepmom Amber Heard..it seeems like something trashy rich people would do.

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2019

Aug

Camper Trailer Flips…The White Trash Nightmare and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl and Her Gun – Must be Russian Spy or Israeli

Treasure Hunters find Safe with Money

Don’t Knock Cap off Cop

Street Race Gone Wrong

Glass Jaw

Truck VS Dude Changing Tire

Grocery Store Fail

Angry in Hospital

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2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Walmart is getting a lot of negative press as being the store with no armed guards at the door, not even in Texas, the one place you’d expect Walmart to be prepared for an attack…to protect their customers….

Then there’s the whole Walmart destroyed mom and pop shops, communities that couldn’t support the walmart, only to close the walmart, leaving wastelands across America with no groceries or adult diapers or whatever it is you buy at Walmart…and thus and are evil…the kind of evil that if you shop at a Walmart and support that evil..bad things can happen to you…

So I wanted to put it out there, that the good thing about Walmart is that EBT accepted at Walmarts, Walmart has a great return policy, so you can buy your shit on food stamps, take it back, get cash, buy crack….all while waiting in line behind some fat girl with 50 shades of brown kids from different dads….SOLID…

So Walmart, ain’t that bad…

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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate when people say “only people who are not happy with themselves are mean to others”….because I am nice to all people, but all people are self involved assholes….who treat other people like a fucking doormat on their quest of self importance.

I do make fun of chick celebs and it is mean spirited but it’s not because I care, it is more because I come across it and think they are real fucking let downs, but think they are important. They are letting themselves down, they are letting society down, they are doing low level tactics to stay relevant, they think they are relevant, all while lying to themselves, their fans as they perpetuate misinformation to the people…cuz they are liars…

Then some people call me misogynist for that and they have been saying that for a long time, so long that I had to look up the word. Then they say I have serious deep rooted issues with my own being…with women…and thus I hate women…when I don’t hate women. I think woman are hot, interesting and entertaining. I don’t even hate the celebs I talk shit on…They just do dumb shit, say dumb shit, look like an idiots, so I am just pointing it out.

That has nothing to do with insecurity, the fact I hate myself, or am disappointed in myself, or that I have a small penis the two are mutually exclusive. None has to do with another..

I can hate on celebs while hating myself independent of each other. One isn’t the cause f the other. I don’t do it to better myself or feel better about myself. I am doing blog posts on these people…doing a blog post to elevate yourself is kind of an oxymoron. Blog posts are fucking lame as shit. They don’t elevate anyone or make anyone feel better about themselves, if anything it makes the whole experience pathetic and dillutes any value my opinion of a celeb tit may have….

I just do it cuz I got nothing else.

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Josie Canseco Ass in a Thong…
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Tyrese and The Rock hate each other
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Amanda Seyfried Looking Old as Shit
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When Parkour Goes Wrong
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Navy Seal on How to be Mentally Strong
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Truck Stuck on Hay Catches on Fire
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Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry did a Song To Kill Yourself To…
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When Spitting in a Strangers Face Backfires
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Hailee Steinfeld Cleavage
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Madisn Beer – Photoshoot
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Fat Talia Storm in a Slut Dress…
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Liz Olsen Legs
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Old Whore in a Bikini
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Kourtney Kardashian Ass in a Bikini
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Beach MUFF
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Fucking on the Roof of the Car
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2019

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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These Heidi Klum topless may be old, I feel like I’ve seen them or posted them before….

Whether they are old or not is irrelevant because they are of Heidi Klum and she is old…so even if they are new, they are old, old fucking tits…that may or may not smell of moth balls, baked goods and other old lady shitty….namely MENOPAUSE….which in this breeders case is probably a blessing cuz she just kept getting pregnant due to her taking loads up inside her fetish…

She’s recently go married, it’s big news, but I think her tits are better news, even if they are likely not even her natural tits, or even EUGENICS with proper human breeding tits, but rather typical rich girl tit…we still get to look at tit and that is ok and ok is good enough…ok!

It’s a top model, sure she’s expired but she’s pulling her tits out and that alone is better than her not pulling her tits out.

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2019

Aug

Bella Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne put on a bikini for her social media – i saw it happen over the weekend but waited until today to post it – because I have more interesting and important shit to do….like stare at the wall.

I figure anyone who likes Bella Thorne is going to be already following her every move on social media, it’s not like you have better things to do, so to repost her shit as if it is an exclusive, when it’s been broadcast to millions…is a pretty silly concept.

I think we can collectively agree that Bella Thorne is an uninteresting idiot who knows how to draw attention and create noise around herself…and that her fanbase is into her, find her interesting, exciting, one of them….thanks to her opening up and talking abut periods and other girl things….which has allowed her to be a “best selling” writer…who can’t write…thanks to having the ability to funnel fans to buy shit she tells them to..

I think we can all agree that the general public are idiots who don’t know what they like, but have credit cards they can use to buy things they think they should like. We can all agree that Bella Thorne looks like a greasy fucking mess…and we can all agree that her naked or half naked is her at her best thanks to her young, fit enough body…and that alone is worth looking at on social media…

While everything else about her is pretty shameless, pretty vile and looks like it smells, just not bad enough for us to saw no to unprotected sex with it, if the opportunity came up….social media…what fucking weirdness…

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2019

Aug

Bebe Rexha Stuffed of the Day

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Bebe Rexha lookin STUFFED up in this shirt, or possibly shooting the live action Muppets, where she plays Miss Piggy. FOR REAL…I don’t think any famous person besides Reese Witherspoon has ever had such a legit Miss Piggy look. I had no idea that Miss Piggy was Albanian…

That said, she’s been in the scene for a decade thanks to winning some songwriter contest as a teen, getting signed, partnering up with Pete Wentz and going onto write Eminem and Rihanna’s – “The Monster” and Selena Gomez’s – “Like a Champion” but instead of taking the backseat and continuing to write for other people, where she found success…she decided to use her connections and cultivate a solo career…using those connections to piggy back off of….

So this fat girl, with a solid career, a bunch of money and a dream focused on that dream and luckily for her it finally, 10 years later, coincided with society embracing fat people and wanting fat people to be the idols we look up to…so she now exists….and with fat chicks comes fat tits and with fat tits comes you. Pervert.

Even when the tits are being squeezed the fuck out like it was a crime of passion….cuz her corset’s too damn small…

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2019

Aug

Daphne Laan Botched Pussy and TIts of the Day

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Something really weird is happening with this Daphne Laan’s botched tit job….

She is apparently an IMG model, which is a pretty prestigious agency to be signed to, even in this era of agencies signing anyone in the hopes they go viral. She’s got an interesting face and I can see what they thought they were getting with her when they signed her….a tall skinny interesting faced model….but as it turns out they got some trashy sugar baby thing in attention seeking photoshoots for the paparazzi…showcasing shitty plastic surgery tit scars…because nothing on the internet is real…specially not the hot chicks trying to make it…and by make it, I mean land a rich dude to sugar baby for.

I still like what is going on here, but I’ve also spent a lot of time in strip clubs and this kind of tit is “par for the course”…so she’s speaking to my pervert soul or some shit.

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2019

Aug

Dora Madison Burge Titty Flash of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge needs to chill….

She’s been on TV, she must have some money behind her, maybe keep the sleazy social media content in her back pocket for when she’s not getting TV jobs, to remind people who she is, even though the nudity she produces distracts me from who she is with tits, and makes me not care who she is cuz I’ve seen her tits….there’s no build up, no conflict, no risk and reward, it’s just put out there for us to see, and I guess for her to try to increase followers and relevance to get a bigger audience, a fair tactic..but one she’s not properly executing since most of her smut is kind of weak…but not too weak to stare at.

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2019

Aug

Josie Canseco Wet Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco the trash that Jose Canseco’s sperm created in some HOOTERS waitress while he was a hopped up on steroids, is out here making moves, thanks to having a rich and famous athlete daddy who finances her life…..

She’s fit. She’s all American. She was recently cast by Victoria’s Secret like she was some kind of tranny in one of Victoria’s Secret’s confusing tactics to target a younger crowd and doing it through some basic sorority looking girl with a recognizable name….who I don’t think is that famous, known, or liked…

But she is fit, has a great body, looks good, and is showing here ass crack like a plumber or like the fat girl I saw in the park with pants too small, and an ass crack too big, that I am sure I could have put my entire head in, had I asked politely instead of trying to get a pic of it, only to be busted trying to get a pic of it….it’s a reminder that things are better when a skinny blonde is doing it in a bikini…all things are better when a skinny blonde in a bikini is doing it…from being raped to being yelled at for being a pervert to doing any and all activities from Escape Rooms, to Driving Ranges to Go Karting….if a skinny blonde in a bikini is there…we good.

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