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2024

29

Aug

Sabrina Carpenter Brings the Erotica of the Day

I believe they are trying to make you want to jerk off to Sabrina Carpenter, presenting her as the new pop fetish, allowing her to have to top of the charts song or two, even opening for witch and overlord Taylor Swift who has the minds of everyone in the palm of her evil and BORING hand…

They say that they try to present her as some underage, jailbait, infantilism fetish acting like some kind of little girl or some shit in her baby doll outfits and rocking that wide over-make-up wearing face…

But all I see is a haggard old prostitute or 50 year old wife of some rich dude who has had too much botox and life experience to convince me of there ever being any youthful charm to her!

Maybe I am missing the point, but the question remains, do you jerk off to Sabrina Carpenter because you like her or because you think you are supposed to like her?

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2024

29

Aug

Charli XCX’s Thong Ass of the Day

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Charli XCX is the biggest thing of all time, or at least of the summer, because that is what happens when you don’t give up and you keep your tits going as long as you can, taking on every opportunity you have to make hit songs.

That’s not to say she didn’t have hit songs before, I didn’t know she had hit songs before because I am out of touch, and I thought this was the mall-brand popstar who I thought only toured malls because I forgot she existed all those years ago….when she did already have hit songs…

I like the narrative to be more along the lines of sucking the devils dick at some human sacrifice sex party in the tunnels under the Hollywood Hills…but it more likely has to do with a lazy minded, self-involved audience who just follow the same people for decades instead of looking for more inspiring shit.

Her song is quoted by the politicians, but the internet, the word brat is back in the mix and ever drone hive mind retard and their moms are excited by it.

She still has tits, has a bit of an AMY WINEHOUSE face, does a little gothic hipster weirdness, but also whores out a little for the clicks…so here’s her ass in a thong…because it’s Thursday and we like assholes behind thongs….

If you’re going to be a popstar who benefits from all the perks of being a popstar, you might as well show us THONG….

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2024

29

Aug

Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria stood next to a chick with a better body than her, probably a younger chick, you can tell by the fact that her skin is less dull and weather, like an old wooden cabinet left out on the porch for one too many summers at the family cottage…

Despite her age and being weirdly shaped, she still had the confidence to strip down into her bikini next to the hot chick, because she understands marketing isn’t about how hot you may be, but what you actually do while half naked…

So as the other chick poses with the bikini hugging her cunt like an old friend who just got out of prison would hug you, Longoria and her dulled out old lady skin decided to finger her asshole.

He who fingers asshole for paparazzi when he who fingers asshole is the famous one is who matters in said photo…

If anything she is using the hot chick as s prop to prove that even a hot chick can’t outshine her because she’s Eva Longoria and she matters.
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2024

29

Aug

A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day

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Em Rata may be a shameless pig bitch who is much older than she was when her tits first hit, but that doesn’t mean she’s matured in her tactics and doesn’t do the same old tried tested and true shameless posing of her tits….

I don’t check in on Em Rat Cow ever, but when her content comes my way thanks to the forces of the universe telling me that Em Rat Cow needs attention, I don’t waste that gift by not reposting it here.

Today, Rat Cow is not topless, but she is showing cleavage and that’s exciting or by design so taht you don’t notice the weird old lady face with the retarded looking tits….

It’s one of those “IS SHE SENDING THIS TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON TO DECIDE ON FUTURE PROCEDURES”….or “IS SHE SENDING THIS TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON TO SHOW HIM WHERE HE WeNT WRONG”….or “IS SHE ACTUALLY HYPED ON HER FACE AND THINKS SHE LOOKS AMAZING”…because having an ego, lots of money and instagram followers, can easily make a bitch confused into thinking she’s a babe or that she matters, instead of realizing that people are just lazy and she’s properly positioned herself.

Shiny faced glazed in cum fetish TRIGGER WARNING…

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2024

29

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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The asshole is the gateway to the soul, at least that’s the story I’ve told myself when looking at the unifying orifice that we crosses all gender-lines that as you know are a construct of man and don’t actually exist….according to fucking retards who don’t understand that a pussy is a pussy is a fucking pussy and a dick cut off and inverted into a cavity where the balls dropped from is not a pussy….but that’s another discussion for another day…

Today, it is about the asshole being the gateway to the soul, the united nations of globalized holes, that inspire us to lick and contract any mind controlling parasite eggs the asshole is licking, so that we too can enter that hive mind network of everyone who is clearly being controlled by parasites they got eating ass!

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2024

28

Aug

Britney Spears Dance Video Porn of the Day

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Britney Spears crazy train continues with a professionally trained dancer doing a dance routine…

Since she’s a professionally trained dancer….so her crazy dances is part of her artistic vision….or that of her team…or maybe it’s AI..

Either way, fun to jerk off to if you can….

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2024

28

Aug

Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora’s a brave woman….because she produced some content around her laying on her back with her tits all sprawled out, which would normally be the position that most woman don’t want to be seen in, the missionary position, because it flattens the tits, especially big tits out, into some kind of pancake…destroying any semblance of perky tit…which big tit owners try to maintain for as long as they can with their big tits…knowing one day that shit will be hanging past their waste and ready to be tucked into their damn boxers.

TUCK Yo’ Titties in Yo’ Boxers…

Anyway, she’s taken up middle-aged fitness and in doing that she’s also losing the once glorious tits, so she’s on a potentially slippery slope…but she’s managing to survive…

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2024

28

Aug

Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day

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Sofia Vergara has big tits that were apparently made for TV because she’s made a lot of money with those tits and sure, you can pretend that she’s rich from TV because of her acting abilities, yet she can barely speak english, so I’m sticking to it being a success from the tit.

That is the insight you can gather from reading this site!

LIFE CHANGING!

I guess this is unfair, because Heidi Klum’s old lady tits were also in the picture, although less substantial than Sofia Vergara’s and less of a diversity hire, being the definition of an ARYAN that the diversity and equity and inclusivity teams want to eradicate in some kind of genocide….which in and of itself doesn’t seem very equitable at all.

But Heidi Klum never tried to sugarcoat her whore tits as being anything but whore tits, where her career has always been explicitly based on the whore tits!

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2024

27

Aug

Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is potentially a fetish to some people who remember 15 years ago….for her big tits and chaotic existence that sent her into exile in the UAE.

I was always a believer in Lohan’s comeback, mangled face and questionable acting skills and all, because the world is retarded and to not give her another chance would make no fucking sense….

However, there was a period of time where you could have got her to endorse your product for $5,000, so you’ve missed your boat…

She since got married, had a kid and is back in Hollywood attempting a comeback based on Nostalgia she’s almost looking good, better than she has in a long time…..and that comeback is in the form of FREAKY FRIDAY with Hermy Jamie Lee Curtis.

The funny thing in all this is that everyone I’ve spoken to in recent years about Jamie Lee Curtis seem to forget that whole rumor that she was born with a dick but they decided to make her live out as a woman because I guess that’s easier than being. aman with a cunt. She married a queer, adopted a kid and everything about her, including her short hair screamed HERMY…and I just accepted the rumor as actual fact….a fact that has since been erased from the internet because no one seems to have a memory of it.

Here they are on the beach, Lohan in a Burkini because she’s an Arab now and bikinis are HARAM. This could be hotter if it was a thong bikini, but she’s playing the wholesome reformed whore for now…nothing a little money and celebrity won’t change once Hollywood decides to eat her up again.

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2024

27

Aug

Bikini Millionaire Natasha Oakley Still Hustling Bikini on the Beach with Them Big Titties of the Day

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Natasha Oakley is one of the first generation of instagram influencers. She started a feed called BIKINI A DAY, where she posted a bikini picture of herself and/or her friend everyday. It was a clickbait on instagram dream and it got them millions of followers because shockingly, dudes on the internet love big tits in bikinis.

She leveraged that bikini a day celebrity to launch her own brand of bikinis, which all of the celebrities and other influencers have endorsed, because being on the forefront of bikinis, becoming bikini experts, the retards of instagram will turn to you for your guidance…

The duo are now rich as shit and clearly Natasha Oakley has been indulging in all the decadence because she’s fat.

The reality is she’s had a big sloppy dumper for years, she’s just able to edit the images, which is why she always wears the bikini bottoms up to her fucking shoulders, it allows her to reshape herself in post productions.

Sometimes, real people, like the paparazzi capture the real moments, exposing the lies, that no one cares about, because they are all photoshopping themselves to.

The good news is that with big DUMPERS comes big MILKERS…and she’s not OFFENSIVELY fat in all this, just a little old and fat to be a bikini influencer for over a decade..but we still like tits in bikinis even when the CALVES have cellulite…

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