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2019

15

Jul

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter – Sara Sampaio – is out here in a bikini like she used to be when she worked her dad’s fishing boat and would have to jump in to free the net from whatever it was snagged on….a skillset that allowed her to work her way into the mainstream American dream thanks to the Evil Underwear Empire amplifying her audience, paying her lots of money, increasing her profile and allowing her to find love with a Billionaire who likes hairy Portuguese women while they look like this…and not when they are 300 pounds and working at the Portuguese Chicken Restaurant making the Pasteis De Nata…trying to keep their beard hairs from falling in the pie dough…

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2019

15

Jul

Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid Rockin that Kris Jenner (their overlord) hair with her nipple out…because of course she did….it is not much of a surprise….it’s more a waiting game with these idiots to see when they release the nudes or the sleazy half naked content…because they don’t want to over deliver on it….it will take them from high profile model, which in and of itself is hilarious, since they are just media manipulating digital marketers who have confused the people at brands to think they are models…even if they don’t look like models and it’s all a lie….and reduce them to the attention seeking whores they actually are….so they need to space it all out…

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2019

15

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Butthole of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day with the butthole tattoo…because I guess no one told her that Tattoos are a dated concept and getting them seems ridiculous in this era, especially when it is some grid looking thing, to allow us to see how fat she’s getting….

I guess she had pretty sold timing because she went viral last week for saying that Don Jr is her soul mate and they are meant to be together…as anything to get attention is fair game to try to get some fucking attention.

This is silly.

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2019

15

Jul

Sarah Hyland Has TIts of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is showing off her tanlines.

There is a tanline porn fetish.

There are strippers over the last decades I’ve gone to stripclubs who go to tanning salons to get the tan lines.

I guess it has to do with boxing off, or blocking out, or marking off the area that you’re not supposed to be seeing, and thus driving more attention it it, like nature’s HIGHLIGHTER…saying “THIS IS THE AREA THAT EVEN THE SUN DIDN’T SEE – BUT YOU GET TO SEE”….but I don’t know, I don’t have tan line fetishes, I just like all nudity and slutty behavior from women…

So whether it’s Sarah Hyland, weird fucking Sarah Hyland using tan lines as an excuse to say she’s grown tits since her Kidney Transplants…or anyone drawing attention to their tits, with or without tan lines in the picture…SIGN ME UP….

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2019

15

Jul

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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Sofia Richie with her new tits out….looking good.

She’s out there making her dad Lionel proud.

You know having a good time doing fancy things with the most garbage people in LA, but they have huge reach which allows her to mooch, like her sister, who wasn’t really Lionel’s kid, but rather some abortion he found in a concert dumpster, did with Paris Hilton.

Make yourself important by being around seemingly important people…in her case it is the Kardashians, who despite being garbage, the media loves….

An outsider like me would think that if I was her dad I would spend all I could to try to get her to find new friends…to do something more relevant or important…but I’m not a billionaire singer and don’t understand that he doesn’t actually care..he’s just into himself…she’s just an accessory….as his job and touring came first.

So as long as she’s not dead or in a TRAP HOUSE doing heroin or smoking crack like most celebrity kids, and is instead doing instagram with the help of Kardashian endorsements…it’s a win.

You see – all LA people are shit, but when half naked in thong showcasing hr ass…they aren’t bad.

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2019

15

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Turner Jonas, the fourth Jonas Brother, the one with the biggest vagina, is in a bathing suit or a bikini showing off her long skinny body to her creepy pervert fans on the internet, because that is what people respond to the most and it feels good knowing people jerk off to you…at least when you’re a woman and use that as your level of relevance, your litmus test of hotness, etc….if you’re a dude, having creepy nerd dudes jerking off to you, would be uncomfortable…but for women, it’s a numbers game. The more jerking off to her the better.

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2019

15

Jul

Bella Heathcote Nipples for CBS of the Day

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CBS are a major network…but they are also softcore pornographers that produce smut as clickbait to get people to watch their nonsense in order to sell ads against their shit…or at last sign up to their streaming app since no one has cable anymore, so take it to the people direct…10 years or even 15 years after they probably should have. All these big media companies – so late to the game…but maybe it’s called all access like all those porn member sites of the late 90s…back when CBS should have been building out their online strategy…I mean 2019 and still losing to Netflix you billion dollar companies fucking suck at taking the fuck over. Slow fucks dot com should be the name of their app….and funny enough I don’t think NBC even has an app out yet…slackers.

In their pornography production, they have this Bella Heathcote who is a 32 year old Australian from Neighbors, the show where any famous Australian was recruited from, in what I’ve assumed is the Australian equivalent of the IDF, where at 18 each citizen has to partake in the show….and some like Margot Robbie move to the USA and use their tits to get famous and I guess Bella Heathcote is on the same hustle..cuz her are her tits.

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2019

15

Jul

Genevieve Morton Nude from 2017 of the Day

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Boring Genevieve Morton…who in recent years got fired from Sports Illustrated Swim because she was old…even though she had been working with them for a long fucking time and it was really the only thing she ever did or accomplished as a model…which makes sense since she’s not even that hot…and really for the majority of her time at SI was overweight before PLUS SIZED was a huge and unhealthy trend….

She was one of those models with an ego, she believed her own hype. Moved here from South Africa and really felt as important as the rich dudes who invited her to hang because rich dudes need things like SI to find the girls high enough profile to fuck. They are busy being rich, let the magazines figure it out before having their assistant reach out for a romantic getaway….

She ended up getting Sober, boring, as Sober people are all fucking weirdos who talk about being sober and in getting sober she also got nude. Something she should have been doing that window of opportunity that she had to be nude and have it make sense…while now she’s just doing it for attention.

As it turns out, these pics are from 2017…so I guess her best work is still behind her as 2019 Genevieve Morton is not the comedic actress she anticipated being, she’s just a set of nude pics from 2017.

Great fucking tits. It counts for something. A lot really. Especially in Genevieve’s case because without them she’d be nothing…and with them she’s a little more than nothing…not much…but enough..

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2019

15

Jul

Woman Runs Through Glass and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Finds Beer in a Fist and Drinks It…

Asshole Goes After Pigeon – Hope He Died from his Injuries

Loose Manhole Cover Causes Accident

Texting Tram Driver Causes Accident

Chinese Restraint Device

Escaped Chimp Drop Kicks Dude

Car Launches Off Parking Lot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

15

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s nothing better than girls who forget their bikini….swimming or tanning in their panties….except when they have their period panties on…you know their comfy panties and all you can see is old blood stains…unless those are shit stains..or some pussy infection stains you wouldn’t see in a bikini because of the lining and waterproof fabric….that’s about the best it gets….

That said, there is a lot better than a recent Chinese immigrant wearing a pair of BOXER Briefs in the park when playing soccer with his kids….thinking those are outdoor shorts, not the shorts to put under the shorts, because his command of the english language is limited to SHORTS…and that two for one sale at Marshalls got him all the bootleg Calvin’s he needs to offend every white person with their kids at the park…

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