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2019

05

Jul

Ariel Winter Bra Top Nipple of the Day

Look you can see recently deflated Ariel Winter, who I assume is on the KETO diet, in a bikini top, with her deflated tits, that aren’t only deflated by the KETO diet, but also from having her tits reduced when she was 16, cuz they had a mind of their own and she had to tame them, in what I call TERRIBLE fucking body mutilation, like cut yourself, not your tits, even if your nipples are paper plate sized, it’s summer and we love paper plates…for BBQs and as nipples…

So here is some of her nipple scar tissue from being hacked off in some fucking barbaric, primitive man, torture they call COSMETIC surgery….

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2019

05

Jul

Madison Beer – Knows What Matters of the Day

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Madison Beer knows what matters when it comes to marketing her music….

Madison Beer understands what is important when it comes to pics of her…

And So Do I…. this pic / outfit / the best we’ve seen of her…and now I’m gonna drink some beer thinking about beer tits, that you’d want to fill like a beer tap, if you had what it took, like a penis.

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2019

05

Jul

Melanie Griffith Bikini Body of the Day

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Melanie Griffith….Daughter of Tippy Hedren…vagina of Don Johnson and Banderas…mom of Don Johnson…

Living the rich kid dream at 300 million years old

Bold but when shameleess you can overcome and power through half naked.

I love everything about it.

Check out the abs on this pile of slop.

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2019

05

Jul

Sofia Resing Nipples of the Day

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Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..

She was represented by

Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …post in her bio.

She looks pretty good to me, but I could just be distracted by her tits…You know a fan of her style…

But what do I know, I think all tits are worth looking at, but I am a dude who doesn’t get off the couch, who doesn’t work, who is totally out of touch, and who has had sex with some disgusting things…so I am a pretty easy target, easily pleased…I am all for low effort content…Give me all the clickbait you can, I will click…

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2019

05

Jul

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio has nipples in here dress – because this is the style of the times. Walk around with your tits out. It is fashion, it is art, it is high concept, it is what the people want, while being empowering because she sold her nipples off to the evil Underwear brand and she can now reclaim them as her own and show them off to the people…all the people…who care to see some Fisherman’s daughter with her tits out.

Good times.

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2019

05

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake Watermelon Murder of the Day

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Who the fuck is Natalie Alyn Lind …and why is she making a black dude trap…

I know Racism man…it is systematic….deeply ingrained in the psyche of the American people…don’t blame me!

Blonde thick girls trying to get fucked…addicted to hip hop….as they are…doing viral summer Fourth of July videos with the titty bounce. I appreciate it.

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2019

05

Jul

Mandy Moore Nipples of the Day

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Mandy Moore is not Mary Tyler Moore’s daughter, but I think she was Dudley Moore’s child bride before he died in 2002 – RIP DUDLEY…you’ll always be WILLY WONKA TO ME…..

Point being a bunch of perverts were into Mandy Moore when she was a pop star many years ago. I never got the appeal. I just couldn’t get into her. She was just boring…

And as it turns out, 15 years later, she’s still boring…

But she’s got tits…TITS that may or may not have killed DJ AM…RIP DJ AM…You will always be Gayer than Bicycle Shorts to me!

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2019

05

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

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I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because she was sturdy, strong legged and I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest…

Now she’s the set of mom tits in a bikini being inappropriate…mom of two with different dads…like a typical slut….

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2019

05

Jul

Christa B Allen Hard Nipple Watermelon Murder of the Day

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Christa B Allen is out here murdering watermelons with her hard nipples out….call the police…cuz she’s clearly trying to bait in black guys….with their favorite fruit….which isn’t racist to say, just go to the grocery store with a counter when Watermelon is on sale and tell me otherwise…

For those you don’t know….Watermelon is nature’s Viagra…and the whole new CELERY juice…so keep track of it…while staring at these tits.

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2019

05

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Pussy of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family…..wholesome…

So she’s celebrating her no longer pregnant, and her perpetual Victoria’s Secret work, by showing you her pussy in sheer dress, to show you its not as blown out as you’d expect!

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