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Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

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2019

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t…

She’s in a bikini, she’s got a hot skinny body and some tits. She may or may not be related to Jennifer Lawrence, or Joey Lawrence, or even Martin Lawrence….but none of that matters because she is half naked.

I like to think of myself as a slut profiler, you know similar to how cops racial profile, with their “if he’s black he must be a criminal” approach to life. Just riding on the averages or whatever and being right most of the time baseed on those averages. It is a probability game.

Only I do the same with girls on the internet….and in life…whether they have half naked pics or not. I just assume by looking at them or their pics that they are sluts, and for the most part I am right….probability you know.

I love sluts and it’s not a bad thing to be a slut, it’s empowering. It’s not like calling an Arab dude who has lived in American for 3 generations and loves America a terrorist harboring terrorism….but rather a positive thing….but for some reason the girls I call sluts, or identify as sluts, who are usually sluts, which makes them awesome for our needs, hate being called sluts…unless it’s at some werid feminist rally they all come together to celebrate having a period in which they try to take ownership of the word slut by crying things like “stop slut shaming”….even if being a slut should come with some level of shame…I mean you’re fucking all the dicks like an out of control addict and it doesn’t take much skill to get all the dicks to fuck you….but it doesn’t mean you aren’t welcome to the party….you hole is NEEDED at the party…

Point being…hot bikini pics..

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2019

Jul

Candice Swanepoel See Through of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a weird one. She is hot when she does Victoria’s Secret….but whenever she does anything outside of Victoria’s Secret, it ends up being what I consider a disaster or a mess or just awkward.

It is like she can’t handle anything but Victoria’s Secret.

I can assume she’s an early model of the VS-Bot they created in an underground lab somewhere, so that they don’t have to deal with actual models, and they didn’t program her AI to be believable outside of the underwear modeling task at hand….because the now old, washed up, but once hottest VS thing…out there trying to reinvent herself or branch out is too little too late. Maybe her focus should be on dealing with her many children she’s had instead of this. Save the hot modeling for the young hot models….whoever decided the lifespan of a model should go well into her 40s is a crazy person.

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2019

Jul

Nikki Reed Upskirt of the Day

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Nikki Reed is flashing her ass, I am not sure if has anything to do with her endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders for President in the 2016 U.S. presidential election….you know in a hippie flashing her ass as a fuck you to all you AMERICANS who believe in AMERICAN values…but I like to make it about that.

If you’re asking yourself who Nikki Reed is, because you don’t recognize her ass, she wrote the movie 13….a movie you jacked off to cuz you’re a pervert but she is not longer 13….she’s like 40….but still acting like she’s 13….as she flashes her panty wearing ass…..in a way you wish all 13 year olds did….you EPSTEIN FUCK…

She is married and has a kid with Ian Somerhalder….whoever that is…and the whole thing is just so exciting I can’t contain myself.

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2019

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Wet Bikini of the Day

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I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her….

And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute…

She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness.

What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything…

All this to say, garbage.

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2019

Jul

Jojo Has Some Panties On of the Day

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Jojo has ridden the fact that dudes were into her when she was jailbait, clickbait, underage…on some EPSTEIN shit…for the last decade or more.

I don’t know how old Jojo is, because I wasn’t one of those EPSTEIN types who was into her when she was famous the first time around…Only Lohan had that kind of impact on me, and in my defense her family probably lied about her age, based on the fact that she looks 45 now, as she plays a 30 year old..

While Jojo, on her comeback tour, heavily based on nostalgia, and the gay crowd loving any and all celebrities or popstars…..but still produces some content with her big tits, whether in the gym, or in her underwear, or at the beach…

This piece is called “See through dress…but she’s hiding her tits, EMOJI blocking them Nipples, cuz she’s not as bold as EVERY OTHER girl trying to make it on the internet who do the “do my nipples offend you” hustle…I guess since Jojo already made it, she’s more about riding that early work…and keeping her whoring to the level Disney Taught her all those years ago, before Disney figured out with Miley that the public needs to see your pussy to believe you’re being open and honest with us….

Weird times, but you give a woman a camera and a platform and this is bound to happen…the NUDES are bound to find their way to the public…slowly…

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2019

Jul

Kendall Jenner Lost her Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is doing that Bikini Slut hustle, while rocking a set of Deflated Tits in what we can assume is a Plot Twist and Kendall is transitioning to become a boy….in this world where everyone is a trans and this Jenner has been rumored to be a lesbian for a long fucking time….or maybe she stopped taking the pill now that she just rubs cunt with other cunt…or maybe she stopped getting whatever cosmetic treatment she got to get fuller tits…cuz all these bitches are as fake as the instagram filter they are using…but they do earn lots of money, get to live out their silly dreams of being a “model”…as if that is a dream to have you vapid narcissistic rich vain fuck….all while trolling everyone around who suck their dick like it was BRUCE’s and they bought it on EBAY.

The good news is…she’s still skinny and worth looking at in a bikini, deflated tits or not….I’m more about skinny with a fat ass….than a fat girl with fat tits…that’s been a consistent theme in my life…even if I am the kind of guy who only ends up with the fat as fuck girl with no tits….you know freakish in all the worst ways….but we take what we get…we can’t all be Kardashian / Jenners…and I am sure other than the money and access, no one would really want to be them, except maybe the millions of fans who emulate them daily on ‘The Gram”…despite them being garbage.

Who knows.

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2019

Jul

Woman who got Tan Injections to Become Black Now Wants Biggest Boobs and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets TAZED

Antifa Burns the Flag

The Latest Ice Cream Licker

Street Cook – Gets Burned by Hot Oil – Jumps into a Pot

Brawl at a Kids Sport’s Game

Tailgating Expert of the Day

Dude Falls Onto Car at Car Dealership

Mob of Teens Rob Wallgreens

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The other day I was walking by the local group of crackhead prostitutes, who smell like piss, and aren’t my people or my crew, and who I avoid and look down upon even though they probably make more money than me with their Inuit treaties….BUT I ended up giving an Inuit prostitute my last Gummy candy, because I am 5, diabetic and love candy…and instead of thanking me, she walked off only to suck off some other homeless guy….in front of everyone….and it reminded me that even when I do nice things, I’m not the one getting the toothless blowjobs that may or may not give me some flesh eating bacteria that will rid me of my dick ONCE and for all….not in a tranny way…but in a “I’m the kind of guy who would lose” his dick due to blowjob infection…..

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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not misogynistic, but I get called misogynistic for saying women can do better and the message they give the youth is to be whores, cuz being a whore is easy.

How can you be misogynistic if everyone is gay, trans….whether is this because of hormones in the food, or people trying to get attention for themselves, like goths in the 90s…it is a trend…or it is population control…we are too populated…despite trans people being much sluttier than normal women, since it is the male’s version of a woman…and dudes are perverts….trans women can’t get pregnant…so still population control…

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Child Killer Gets Punched
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2019

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Bathing Suit of the Day

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As much of a horse face, now an aged horse face as Sarah Jessica Parker, the busty woman on a tiny frame who married a homosexual…..is…..

And as much as she’s ruined a generation of women to be empowered and sleep around while focusing on designer clothes and their career like they were a bunch of gay party boys…

You gotta appreciate that she’s wearing an age appropriate bathing suit…

She’s got a body to support a bikini, not too much damage here, many girls 1/4 of her age have worse bodies and are sprawled out naked on the internet…yet she comes in knowing she’s old as fuck and this is the better, classier approach to paparazzi pics…

She’s been in the game forever, I’ve seen her early work as a teen…and I guess thanks to that…she gets it..

Or maybe she just knows old ladies don’t have sex appeal, the only people who fuck them are weirdos who work at the old folks home who administer a little too much medication on nights they are horny…which is niche…so keep the slutty and flirtations to that target audience an give the rest of us some modesty.

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