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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Jun

Madonna Lingerie of the Day

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Madonna in lingerie for her 75th birthday is kind of a weird approach, but the girl has spent a career that spans 6 decades doing whatever she can to get noticed, and it has consistently been the “shock” value, get naked, exploit sexuality….offend…because without that angle, or novelty act approach…no one would have given a fuck, but instead she became Madonna…the icon, the Gay Icon, the super famous who doesn’t realize that we’ve all seen what she looks like now, and we don’t need to see updated pics of her in lingerie…she’s fucking old as shit and there should come a time in every whores life that she retires that sandpaper, dried up, dangling pussy hole….to focus on important things like knitting…

But unfortunately, old people have access to facebook, social media, etc….and along with getting involved or victimized by scammers…also have the ability to post slutty content because as narcissists they can’t process the simple fact that they are old as shit…

Here’s this old hag being old as shit…half naked…as she does…it’s the only way to get people to notice…like that little kid who figured out pissing himself gets him attention…only this eldery twat saves the pissing herself for the privacy of her own home…where her lingerie is more adult diaper / pee pads…than lace…

Terrifying. Definitely.

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Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2019

Jun

Lily James Ass Flash of the Day

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Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes…

She could be Jesse James’ daughter….you remember him…the Nazi…and this is her ass being flashed at an event, because this is the world we live in.

In order to get noticed you need to wear a skirt that is too short for you, let some butt cheek slip out, and if we’re lucky some labia…and in turn…people will talk about you.

No one cares about the merit of your acting, we all just assume you were connected in the industry due to family or sucking dick anyway….celebrity doesn’t just HAPPEN for people…

So assuming she’s a slut is logical….when her ass is hanging out…in ways that she can pretend wasn’t intentional…but it is always intentional and that makes it far more worthy of staring at it…

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Posted in:Lily James|SFW

2019

Jun

Mikayla Demaiter Appreciation of the Day

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Mikayla Demaiter is a Canadian hockey player….who’s got a rocking set of what are probably fake tits…all while looking like an instagram THOT, with an instagram full of Instagram THOT looking pics and if this is what all the players looked like, female Hockey would have a fucking shot, but instead we’re stuck dealing with full hardcore masculine dykes, but I guess every once in a while a hot chick with older brothers or a dad who really took Hockey seriously, stuck to the sport and got the the college level…where she can be the jock bro….you actually want to get raped by….cuz look at these fucking TITTIES!!

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2019

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk….great basketball player, so great she worked as a professional basketball player in Sweden with other Swedish girls…all tall, lean, fit and probably looking a lot like this, blonde and busty from all their Scandinavian design….the IKEA of women….who at one time had the biggest tits per capita than any other country…sign me up…

So as Elsa Hosk moves her way into the mainstream as a model, via Victoria’s Secret, the most hype mall brand ever, who makes stars out these girls…we get to see her tits…and that’s great considering our lives suck and a little tit is helpful to get through it…

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

Jun

TOP 10 INSTAGRAM ASS OF THE DAY

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This is the kind of content that is generating views for the PUBLIC TRADED company FACEBOOK to run ads against…

I am sure that the majority of shit being posted and seen in Instagram is Sluts…..then memes, then food, then cute animals….but SLUTS…always win…not just at life…because they all age terribly and get replaced with new sluts..but when they’re out there hustling their nudes to get you to jack off to them, in hopes brands will sponsor them…they are a great time…

Here is that great time.

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW|Top 10

2019

Jun

Crazy Woman VS White Devil and Other Videos of the Day

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MY VAGINA!!

Strippers Drinking Rubbing Alcohol…

Fat Man VS Bike

Parents Fight at Kids Baseball Game…

Drunk on a Tank

Idiot Drives through Train Gate

Cop Joins 4 am BBALL GAME

Crazy Hit and Run

Throwback Mama June and a Midget Stripper

Major Horse Jockey Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is nothing worse than a random girl who accuses you of following her home when you are.

I mean I am sure there are worse things in the world, in life, if you put it in perspective but scrambling to come up with an excuse, or just running in the opposite direction making you look guilty as fuck…is a pain in the ass.

If you’re going to follow a random girl home…don’t get noticed.

Life tips to make you a better person and have a better life…

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

Some Facts to Start Your Day
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Drunk Trying to Fight a Bear
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Very Lucky Kid
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A Look Inside China’s Social Credit System
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Iron Man Star Sends Message to Iron Man Fan Who Was Eaten By a Shark
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Angela Merkel – Shaking like a Motherfucker
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Cat Keeps the Kitten Calm
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Man Playing Love Songs for a Cat
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Bengal Kittens….for the Strippers Out There…
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Chainsaw Used for Animal Rescue…
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The Mariah Carey Cake that Never Was Because They Thought it was a Marie Curie Cake…
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CJ Perry is a WWE Wrestler with a Cameltoe
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They Got PIPES – YOU NEED PIPES!
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to a friend who had someone she knew change their gender during the time they worked together….from man to woman….in a series of months….weird….

But then then the tranny killed herself after cutting off her dick for happiness….you know because the reason for her depression was her dick….

It’s like Grow a pair…after cutting off your pair…and realize that if you throw estrogen at someone willing to cut off their own dick…weird things happen…

Then you become a fetish who can only work in porn…and realize you and your new inside out penis only has one purpose…sex work….fucking with their genderless head even more…

It’s just funny to think that this is an actual problem people have these days….like they don’t have bigger things to deal with instead of killing themselves after cutting off their own dick due to having a mental fucking illness..

The world is nuts…especially when you cut off your nuts and then kill yourself because it didn’t give you the life you wanted…

I can guarantee if you’re down and out and strugging…reassigning your gender and cutting off your dick won’t help the problm…it will make it worse…

Thanks encouragement instead of good old fashioned “wtf is wrong with you, grow up”….for still leading people to suicide like bullying…the anti bullying bullying….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Young Sluts…You Perverts…
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Dude Uses Uber as a Getaway Car
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Flight Attendant Hits Ceiling During Turbulance…
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WWE CAmeltoe
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Scooter Man Driving Well
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Rider Wrestles with Wheels…
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Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Butt Flash
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Swan Scares Lady in Bathing Suit into the Sea…
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Taylor Swift in a Bikini Top for her New Shit VIdeo
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Jordyn WOODS Bullshit You Don’t Care ABout..
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Monkey Grooms Puppy Friend…
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Accuses President Trump Of Operating Concentration Camps
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Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos’s Daughter Caught Them Banging
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Shantel VanSanten Nipple Pokie on a Photo Shoot
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Glow Season 3 Trailer….
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Road Raging Doctors…Trying to Beat Traffic Getting Fucked…
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Just an Idiot VS Bull…
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John Cusack Hates the Jews…
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Body Cam Footage of Suspect Jumping
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ELephant Trick Shot…
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Aubrey O’Day Nipple Slip
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Bill Cosby on Instagram – for Fathers Day….
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Priyanka Chopra’s wax statue is pretty spot on
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Big Booty Dance….
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Interesting Car Wash Strategy
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360 in a Jet Boat
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Mel with a Rose Naked…
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Anderson Cooper Not Inheriting the Family WEALTH….so sad…
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When You Know Your Robber in Brazil…
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11 Year Old Defends House with Machete…
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Black Booty Walking up a Hill…
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Real Crazy Wrestling….
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Arabs doing VR…
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Trump Supporters Camping Out to See Their Lord and Savior
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Fake Socialite Scammer is Amazing
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Lindsay Lohan was Robbed…
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New Earbuds!
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Madonna Slutty Weirdness
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Beckinsale in Workout Clothes
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Cara Delevingne in a Dress…
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Emma Watson in VENICE…
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event Being a Whore…
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Emma Greenwell Tits Out
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Kati Holmes Angry Granny Face in a White Tee
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Olivia Wilde at an Evnt
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Beth Riesgraf Cleavage…
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Kendall Jenner in a Tight Dress
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Oliva Munn Tits Out…
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Kristen Bell in a Pant Suit…
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Ashley Benson in a Dress
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Irina Shayk Whoring
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Gabrielle UNion and Alba at an Event
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole in a Slutty Shirt…
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Denis Richards Whore at an Event
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Jasmine Tookes and Skriver Leave the Gym…
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Madison Beer in a JUmp SUit
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Olivia Wilde – SWIM
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From stepSMUT!!

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Young Enterprising Girls Showing their Pussies…
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DUde Shows Off Fucking a Granny
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Fresh MILK
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Hot Amateur….Slut…
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Viviane Leigh Playboy Nude
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Eggplant Insertion
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Slut with a Big Snake
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Dildo in the Ass….
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Bitches be Crazy…
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Terrible Way to Crack an Egg
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Big Titty Bunny Learning How to Cam
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Nayomi Fucks a Cucumber…
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A Whole Bunch of BUTTS
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Slutty Britney
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27 year old Milf….
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Pegging of the Day
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WTF is That….
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Tranny Surprise!!
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The Worst Kind of Pin Cushion
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Anastasya Spring Sun
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The Worst kind of Weight Lifting
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So Many Slutty Black Girls
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This Looks Unhealthy
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So Much Vagina
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Candy Dispenser
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Naked Pregnant Chicks
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Really Awful REd Pussy
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2019

Jun

Irina Shayk Pussy From the Back See Through Dress of the Day

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Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

The attention seeker is out there with some lesbian Victoria’s Secret model, also on the scam, probably pretending to care about Irina’s feelings, despite her not having feelings….but it’s good opportunity to get pics in the paparazzi to remind people she exists, and by people I mean rich people to either hire her, or fuck her for money…

The whole thing is obvious, girls aren’t that clever….it’s transparent and so is her dress…you can see that pussy dangle….one child later….just the way she wants you to.

Irina Shayk Pussy From the Back See Through Dress Stella Maxwell

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2019

Jun

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears in some instagram fitness influencer content so that you can get a Britney Spears body all of your own, when really you should be wanting a Britney Spears daughter of your own, cuz that shit keeps paying millions upon millions, like a mini empire of its own, thanks to strategic moves to keep custody of her into her 40s..

It’s like being a stage parent, when it works, is fucking lucrative and easy to position that you deserve your cut for making it happen and doing all that work for them…so you DESERVE your piece of the empire…and you must do what it takes to retain that…so that moody unappreciative kids don’t ruin your hard work…

So here she is doing…that instagram thing to seem normal that was likely shot by her team years ago….because they have a back log of Britney content to keep her alive even when she’s medicated, getting electric shock therapy to keep the dream alive…

I find Britney hot, old, being held captive like a Russian sex worker being Human Trafficked..or not…she’s perfect….