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2019

05

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because she was sturdy, strong legged and I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest…

Now she’s the set of mom tits in a bikini being inappropriate…mom of two with different dads…like a typical slut….

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2019

05

Jul

Christa B Allen Hard Nipple Watermelon Murder of the Day

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Christa B Allen is out here murdering watermelons with her hard nipples out….call the police…cuz she’s clearly trying to bait in black guys….with their favorite fruit….which isn’t racist to say, just go to the grocery store with a counter when Watermelon is on sale and tell me otherwise…

For those you don’t know….Watermelon is nature’s Viagra…and the whole new CELERY juice…so keep track of it…while staring at these tits.

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2019

05

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Pussy of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family…..wholesome…

So she’s celebrating her no longer pregnant, and her perpetual Victoria’s Secret work, by showing you her pussy in sheer dress, to show you its not as blown out as you’d expect!

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2019

05

Jul

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, Lesbian to the stars, has been able to leverage her lesbianism to be a panty model for some shitty mall brand, which is funny, because when she first entered the scene she was a hipster, who looked like working for a brand like Victoria’s Secret would be the worst fucking thing ever….but once she got the job loved the job and became the number one cheerleader to the brand….because all these people are hypocrites and fame whores…and this is living the fucking dream….

So when she gets invited to events…tits out…it’s her protest and by protest it’s her “LOOK AT ME”…

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2019

05

Jul

Bebe Rexha American Pride Booty of the Day

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BEBE REXHA wants you to know that American Pride by showing off the BOOTY….

She may have Albanian Parents….but she wants you to know she got the US Passport.

She is not some immigrant stealing your jobs, her parents were…

She’s just the fat ass daughter of the immigrants living that American pop star dream despite being fat, despite being 30, because we live in world where all whores can succeed if they try hard enough.

THis is trying hard enough!

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2019

05

Jul

Tallulah Willis Erotica of the Day

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She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis….

She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day…

Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..you know stepdad Ashton would walk around dick out….

This is her ass….

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2019

05

Jul

Teyana Taylor Thong of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot…

She’s the kind of black girl I would want to go to police academy to become a mall cop…since I won’t past the physical….but mall cop man…that’s the fucking dream…parked outside the Victoria’s Secret motherfuckers….where I’d arrest Teyana Taylor….

Police brutality her, show her how much Black Lives Matter with my seed….strip search, cavity search, get as deep as I can….

Nice level of trashy….with the trashy tattoos and thong bikini..awesome…

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2019

05

Jul

Riley Keough Elvis Granddaughter Bikini of the Day

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Riley Keough is Elvis’ granddaughter who never met Elvis, but who is genetically Elvis. She had a Scientology bikini Fourth of July party with her Scientology friends and the whole thing was far less exciting than a legitimate sex cults that ends in mass suicide…but there was some bikini and that’s gotta count for something….I’m not sure what…but something….

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2019

05

Jul

Bella Thorne Not Getting Eaten by Shots of the Day

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Here is Bella Thorne cockteasing us in her bikini by not getting eaten by sharks like we wish she would because it’s some survival of the fittest, how nature intended it, the shark population due to the warmer waters are moving closer to shore, situation that basically comes down to people, not just Bella Thorne are more likeable when they are dead, especially from a tragedy like a shark attack…it makes her less desperate for attention….you know once she’s dead.

Now, we can only hope in this shark attack, that her fake tits float to the surface and wash up on shore in America somewhere near us so that we can finally Titty guck her