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2019

17

Jun

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Whilst on the subject of big tits, you know some HORMONES in the food, all these skinny girls have big tits, here’s some Sophie Mudd with her big tits…just trying to make it in America the way she knows how, thanks to her god given talent, for her god given right to develop a social media following…that she can turn around and make money off of, and have a good life with, like a new Generation Rat Cow, only far more interesting than Rat Cow, cuz her tits are twice the size, and should therefore be worth twice the money, twice the hype unless tit size exponentially makes a woman more important….but I’m not mathematician…I’m just a titty observer who sees tits getting hits and making lives for the host bodies of said tits…

A pretty good deal, considering all she needed to do for this hype was go through puberty…and eat lots of dairy…

Work it…like you have no choice but to do…you know why people are here smashing that like / follow button – give them what they’re looking for.

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2019

17

Jun

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 22 year old daughter of Jose Canseco. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especially when Baseball groupie turned wives are strippers from the road…

I found great joy in learning that her mom was in fact a Hooters waitress, which was something I assumed by never bothered looking up until recently, because trash love pro athlete and pro athletes like the overpaid jocks they are…like trash…

There is no surprise, that Josie in this era of social media, would end up dressing slutty with her tits out….building an audience off her name and trust fund..

There is a surprise that she became a Victoria’s Secret girl, posing for them…..while being a really mainstream, sorority girl looking thing that only has dude followers on social media….as VS tries to get that young audience in….

This shoot isn’t for VS, it’s another brand that VS probably owns, I’m sure secretly they buy all the Instagam lingerie brands, as they try to get current and lock in a younger demo…

Her nipples are out, which is great, since we’ve seen them all before…but that still look good because she’s hot…and trashy….what’s not to like other tan her being a rich entitled spoiled brat cunt…that’s always annoying.

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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2019

17

Jun

Mariah Carey Backpages Photoshoot of the Day

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Apparently these are from 2016, even though it looks like it was shot on the first camera phone in 1999, when Mariah Carey decided to post an ad on Backpages and needed these photos get the clients….you know for fun, since she’s made all this money as a song and dance girl, with all the access to anyone she wants, which is boring, so she can afford to to follow her true calling as a sex worker…

This is some bootleg shit if I’ve ever seen it, but the fact that it happened and that we get to look onto whatever the fuck this is…is pretty remarkable…

You know that behind closed doors all these women are women, and in being women they are crazy, and in being women who want to be famous they are on another level of crazy, that involves a lot of nudity and shamelessness, and now we get to watch on cuz of social media…thanks social media for making whores have a platform to broaden their audience they whore out to…

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2019

17

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin wants to be Kim Basinger so bad but she’s got that Alec Baldwin head, which is a constant reminder to herself of how much of a disappointment she is, where that her own dad called her a little pig publicly when divorcing Kim Bassinger, but more interestingly, that he ran off to start a new family with his hot Yoga wife to off-set his first attempt with this one, and to start fresh…..

Ireland Baldwin, an early to instagram, beach surf influencer who went dark…lesbian…in and out of rehab..while her Christian cousin Hailey moved in and took over for the family, by partnering up with the Kardashians before marrying Bieber…leaving this one confused, in an identity crisis, with a dad who doesn’t even like her…

A 7 foot tall monster with proportionate tits, you’d never know was that massive….and she’s back out here bringing out the tits, making for a worthy and respectable comeback to the social media game.

I am a fan.

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

17

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish of the Day

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Eugenics Heidi Klum with the dental fetish for those of you who like to see hot 50 year old tits that make no sense based on how old they are – doing some dental hygiene before bed in what could be a post blowjob get the cum out of my teeth or a pre blowjob I dont want to stink cuz I am old and my teeth are all rotting as they do when you get old….

The highlight of this self produced fetish porn is her underwear that she has on because it’s holding in her womb that has been destroyed by so many kids, and so many fistings thanks to SEALS dick being the size of a fist….forcing her to turn to anal for the normal sized dicks she gets…like so many women out there…

We live in a wild era of whores being allowed to be the whores they want to be on their own social media accounts they control…back in the day, seeing this would only happen if you were fucking Heidi Klum like so many people did…or if you were working at Victoria’s Secret and decided this was the creative direction of the shoot…

Hot times..

Here’s a throwback of her naked

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2019

17

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Next Level of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is at it again with the insane photoshop

Her creative direction and overall vibe of her instagram is terrifying – like some kind of nightmare that I am sure she thinks is high art or whatever.

I do appreciate her photographer’s angles and ability to basically give her a pap smear with the camera…because why the fuck not focus on the hole which DIDDY and Paulie D or The Situation from Jersey shore have been up inside like they were DON TRUMP JR…..

Point being…her self produced content is fucking weird. Se’s making herself up to be a monster..a big titty, old lady, fat girl with face injection monsters a little too inspired by the Kardashians…weird.

what is this FACE??

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|SFW

2019

17

Jun

Alexandra Smelova Naked of the Day

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Good ol Alexandra Smelova…is the kind of classy girl you’d like to smell ova, but that probably smells all ova thanks to being sex worker to get where she needs to go…Always nude, using instagram for that audience, which in turn will create hype around her to find a rich enough guy to give her that lifestyle…it’s that get naked on the internet way of life that is solid level of whoring presented as art because not everyone wants to admit to being a whore…

Good times.

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Posted in:Alexandra Smelova

2019

17

Jun

Booty Shaking THOT in the Dominican Republic for Bootleg Alcohol of the Day

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Here some girl who is a virtual nobody on social media, but has a bunch of followers, because I guess she posts shit like this – twerking videos….

She’s in the Domincan Republic, getting her THANG on whatever that means, I’m trying to sound Dominican so you take me seriously…

I guess she’s out here showing off that unlike those other Dominican Tourists, this one won’t die, or hasn’t died yet….that booty shake helps her survive, because she hasn’t got a batch of that bootleg alcohol, she’s an influencer, they can buy the real shit….

She stays in VILLAS not all inclusive resorts where fat white people think it’s just like home….even if they are in poor as fuck countries where bootleg booze makes fiscal fucking sense…

Posted in:Videos

2019

17

Jun

Woman Gets Caught Going to Bathroom in the Elevator of the Day

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I think Asians are amazing. Asia is the future. All the white people around me are angry about the asians coming in and buying up all the real estate, inflating all the real estate prices, and all that….but I think they are great..

Not just because they use elevators like public bathrooms, where they get busted by poor bastards trying to get to their violin, math, ping pong, lessons…get the best show ever…

I wish Chinese Restaurants were more like this…it is awesome…

Posted in:Videos

2019

17

Jun

Shakira Bikini Shaking of the Day

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Shakira was one of the most irritating hispanic stars to break through during that hispanic hype that washed over America, thanks to 50 percent of the population being hispanic, and thus having a huge impact on what was a hit song and what wasn’t…..allowing this hispanic to penetrate the industry and become a massive hit – despite how annoying her weird singing voice was….

So as it turns out, the now 40 year old Shakira, who once sang about her breasts being small and humble, reminding you to focus on her ass…is out producing bikini selfie video content showing off her ass in a bikini as she should….

It’s a big deal, because these international stars like Shakira….have this massive global celebrity…..

So maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in bikini, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….