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2019

07

Jun

Jordyn Jones on Instagram of the Day

Jordyn Jones who is possibly one of January Jones’ fatherless children, even though we all know the baby daddy is Tom Jones, because that’s all I’ve got to work with here…

I mean why do you expect me to write something clever about someone I’ve never heard of…

Just let me put her bikini pic up in peace, so that you can stare at it and jack off to it, or whatever..

I can’t take this pressure of trying to write about something I don’t care about when I just like looking at the pictures…

You assholes have pushed me too far.

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2019

07

Jun

Hillbilly Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Having a Stroke is Being Taken Care Of…

Car in a Well

Angry Doctor Jumps on Hospital Bed..

Bruin Fans…Gone Nuts

Junkie of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw that experts are saying you need to ask for consent before changing your baby’s diaper, you know to set a precedent that at a young age they know people can’t have their way with them – not even to change their shitty diaper….

Which is weird, considering I don’t even ask for consent when fucking half dead drunk girls I meet outside bars…

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RIght

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RIGHT!

Streamer Shows Off His Awesome Cum Filled Nerd Room
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Dania Ramirez Nipple Pasties
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J.Law at a Premiere
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Pam Anderson See Through Shirt of the Day
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Hugh Grant is Too Old for Rom-Com’s but not Too Old for Tranny Fucking
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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk May be Dead – But the Monthly Checks Live on for 18 Years….
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Rebel High School Student’s Grad Speech….
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Barbara Streisand’s Cloned Dogs Makes me Want to Clone My Dog…
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Next Level Pot Smoking
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Panty Flash at the Cat Fight
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Jennifer Aniston Got Drunk During Plane Landing…
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re the kind of guy who every girl you have had sex with has made you fuck her ass – it is probably cuz of your small dick that they can’t feel in their twats leaving them yearning for something…anything to feel some kind of friction or penetration…

If you have never had to convince a girl for anal but have had lots of anal…you either fuck girls like Marcia Cross and her Anal Cancer…or you have a small dick….but you already know that…

So here are some stepLINKS..

Irina Shayk has Moved Out
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Flagpole Climb – Booty Shake
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Alec Baldwin Roast is Coming
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Elephant Having a Fight is like Ashley Graham Getting Fucked
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Scumbag Causes Accident
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Sophie Turner Slaps Conan
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Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nip
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Girlfriend Catches Boyfriend Looking at Booty
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Australian Police Run Over Protestor
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Halsey Braless
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R Kelly Pleads Not Guilty
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Dudes Wasting 2 Ounces of Weed in this Extreme Weed Smoke
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Car Chase of the Day
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IMOGEN LEAVER Bikini
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Halston Sage – Hot
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Woman Calls 911 after Taco Bell Ran Out of Taco Shells…
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Chris Hemsworth Quits Hollywood for a Year
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Backflip Fail
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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SI Casting Next Year’s Swim Issue on Instagram Cuz it’s their Troll
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Marcia Cross on her ANal Cancer – LInked to her Husbands Throat Cancer – HPV PARTY
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Tyler Perry Wants Actors to Stop Buying Billboards in his Neighborhood to get Noticed
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Beaver Dam VS 70 Pounds of Explosives Poor Beaver..
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Rachel McCord Bikini
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One Legged Whore
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Old Guy Caught with Street Whore
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Pissing in her Coffee
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Sophie Turner at an Event
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Rat Cow in a Weat Photoshoot Looking Trans
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The Olsen Twins – Terrifying
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Hot Charlotte Nips in a Shirt
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Christina Hendricks – Terrifying but Big Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Pasties
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Kylie Jenner Slutty Fake Ass Photoshoot in a Bikini on the beach – GROSS
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Sarah Hyland Trying to be Hot with her Tits Out
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Pam Anderson Cleavage for Old Times
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Sienna Miller – CLEAVAGE
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Ashley Benson – Fat Lesbian
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Carrie Underwood – CLEAVAGE
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From stepSMUT!!

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Naked Reddit Amateur who Tried to Blur Out her Tattoos – Hilarious
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Huge tits in a Solo Masturbation Video
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Best Butt on the Beach
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Gabbie Huge Titty Flash
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Why is this a Thing…
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BIG TITS
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Just Some Slut’s Butthole
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For Her Boyfriend’s Eyes Only Clickbait worth Clicking on
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Classy Amateur Showing Tits and Pussy in Public….
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Anal Croquet
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Girl in Comic Panties you Perverts
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David Bellemere Nudes
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Nice Natural Titty Drop
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The Most Wanted 18 Year Old on the Internet
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A Hot Chick, a Didlo, a Wand, a Butt Plug, A Mazing
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Russian Woman gets Totally Naked in a Public Masturbation Breakdown
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Asshol Stretching….
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Blonde Puts on Sex Show
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SUPER BALL
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Booty on the Treadmill
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Girl in Onsie Fetish…
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE PUSSY LOVERS WHO LOVE SEEING ALL THE PUSSY!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

06

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Overrated Overpaid Hard Nipple of the Day

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I know that Jennifer Lawrence has this impression or this reputation of being this very famous and very important starlet, who is very relevant, very well paid, nominated for Oscars, really on the top tier for whatever reason….because she’s pretty fucking average to me…

But the most relevant thing that she’s ever done was have her tits out in leaked nudes for whoever she was fucking, allowing us to see that despite being an overrated scam, she had great tits and tits go a long way….so that’s probably why she’s out here braless and hard nippled cuz of all that feedback she’s got from being that leaked nude trashy pervert we were all hyped to be a part of thanks to the martyr who got arrested for the hack…

Either way, these are still pretty boring.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Top 10 Selfies of the Day

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Here is a compilation, clickbait, list post of girls from instagram who will remain nameless, because their names don’t matter, they are all interchangeable sluts…who try to take the sluttiest of selfies for attention – to grow their feed or their egos or whatever – because we live in an era where we don’t need to save the slutty selfies for the people we fuck or want to fuck…it is for all…public domain until they see me calling them a slut on this site and being told to take it down before a lawsuit financed by their sugar daddies follows…..sad that they can produce the content but they have to be all sensitive about it….

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Posted in:Featured Post|Top 10

2019

06

Jun

Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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A bunch of models took their tops off for fashion for Elle Magazine…like the sluts that they are….

Look at these sluts in dramatic poses, some far too old for this, behaving like low level sex workers…but spinning that storyline from being desperate to being art thanks to the magazine they are in….you know a commercial bullshit entity funded by advertisers…real fucking high concept…you idiots….it is all a lie, all a scam, a variation of porn that is hard to jack off to, but that is still inappropriate….not decent in an era where we are trying to find our morals and family values again…at least according to the American Christian radio I love to listen to because it’s hilarious…

Here are the pics, they suck, I know.

ANJA RUBIK

NAOMI CAMPBELL

DOUTZEN KROES

GISELE BUNDCHEN

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Posted in:SFW|Tits for Fashion

2019

06

Jun

Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for the stem cells to stay looking at 27 as she can for as long as she can…and she’s made it to 40 so it’s not so bad…

What is bad is that after a decade of her taking the back burner to her Kim Kardashian prodigy, she’s decided to start making an appearance again..boring…

But her nipples are out, not quite a Rick Solamon fucking her scene…but a nipple pasties scene and that’s ok…

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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Natalia Andreeva Naked Again of the Day

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Natalia Andreeva is naked again…

Does her story or backstory really matter?

Do we need to look into this any deeper than just looking at her last name and imagine some Cold War, Chernobyl style, behind the Iron Curtain, rationed toilet paper and bread, war torn, blown out, cold water flat….in some work camp uniform that matches everyone else in the USSR, only to have them sneak in Contraband American pop culture, from VHS to Audio Cassette to Michael Jackson concerts and Levis Jeans….before jining the sex work, joining the mail order bride system, where some loser in America buys her and shows her pics of her war torn home anytime she acts up and he locks her in the damn basement…

Either way, she’s showing her tits, and they are great.

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Posted in:Natalia Andreeva

2019

06

Jun

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

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Halsey and her new tits like all girls with new tits…is out there braless and hard nippled….doing whatever the fuck this is…that I am pretty confident doesn’t matter…but since it involves fake tits…and hard nipples it’s alright….even if everything else about Halsey is nonsense noise that just pollutes the pop culture world like the toxic slime she is…stuck to the music industry like a genital wart that won’t go away, but that instead just turns into Michael Douglas’ throat cancer..

WHAT I AM SAYING HERE is that Halsey, big tits now but prior to the big tits was some party girl who fucked DJs and one gave her a shot because that’s what DJs do as they are riding a scam also and like the share the wealth of that scam…the problem is that Halsey did a whole back story of a bi-racial girl who was homeless and drug addicted and she’s whined about it…but never forget how big of loser she was…prior to fame diluting that level of LOSER…

NEVER FORGET WHAT SHE WAS LIKE BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS ….

While staring at her big fake tits…

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