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2019

07

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hot Tits of the Day

I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….

These tits aren’t being pulled out the way I’d want them to be pulled out – since I’ve see them pulled out before…but they are still there…to look at in excitement an think to ourself “How did this pro Swedish Basketball player not become a model sooner”….as she only really broke out at 27…

My other question is – does all of Swedish female basketball look like this, cuz if it does, I want season tickets for my chronic masturbation purposes…

I guess now that this one has fully made it – there’s no need for the nipples they used to get her noticed early on…

But I am sure we will get to see her nipples again…and that is all I care about….the future is bright…

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2019

07

Jun

Phoebe Price Still Amazing of the Day

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Phoebe Price has taken it to the next level.

This right here is the beauty of social media.

It allows women to see what their audience cares to see.

It has made more and more women sex workers than anything else out there.

Because they like the attention they get…

Just more and more naked.

I’ve bugged Phoebe to let me film her sex tape or release her sex tape..

She refuses…

But we can all watch her panties being pulled on her big ass…and it’s a good time…a great time…a legendary hero to us all.

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2019

07

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Got Them Tits out of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the fucking worst..

She’s lucky she used her pussy, like a good Christian….to manipulate Bieber into marrying her ass no pre-nup all cuz she let him have her virginity when she was 16 and was back-burnered through all that Selena Gomez Drama, now getting what she deserves..

I guess this is her serious face where she thinks she looks like a hot muppet…no emotion…jacked up with injections..

She’s a dude…I know it…not a stretch since Bieber’s first love was sucking Usher’s dick for fame.

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2019

07

Jun

Perrie Edwards Bikini of the Day

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Perrie Edwards is in a bikini…

She’s from some shitty UK pop band called Little Mix, because the UK loves shitty pop bands….

She’s probably too old to be in a pop band by now, but I do remember Perrie Edwards because I posted her leaked nudes, and never has my twitter, that has since been deleted, RIP @drunkstepfather, those oppressive bastards…..seen so much action…

Like insane fucking fan base going nuts, calling me a pervert for calling her a slut, sexual offense accusations for posting her nudes, all good things…that made me feel like I am still alive and not some corner of the internet alone and jacking off…

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2019

07

Jun

Teyana Taylor NIpples of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot….with her hard tit out in ways that make you wish you were a cop so that you could racially profile her, you could falsely arrest her, even intimidate her into sucking your dick on the side of the road in an abuse of power done right…

Living the dream.

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2019

07

Jun

Rowan Blanchard Hairy Tits of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a Disney star…..

who believes in empowerment or body positivity and won’t let the patriarchy, or Toxic Masculinity with their unrealistic expectations of women bring her down, she’s a woman, a proud woman, who takes ownership on her tits and the fact that she’s got chest hair despite being a woman, cuz that’s what happens when you’re dark and hairy, just ask that Alyssa Milano cunt…who had really fucking hair arms, but who got laser to deal with it, cuz hair, despite being natural, doesn’t always look awesome on things like TITS…

NOT THAT A LITTLE HAIR WOULD GET IN THE WAY OF OUR TITTY PLAY…cuz tits, especially pushed up tits, always have a way of winning even when they are hairy..the tit itself outshines the hair growing on the tit..cuz we are tit obsessed perverts. HEY!

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2019

07

Jun

Nicole Murphy Hard Nipples of the Day

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Nicole Murphy who may be Halle Berry because they look the same…not in an all black people look the same…I am not a racist…but in a short hair, busty, light skin black girl…with white moms who liked having black men to cum up inside them only to be raised by their white moms because obviously…the black dad has dozens of other kids to ignore…which I guess could be a racist thing to say….

I mean maybe I shouldn’t generalize knocking up white women…then ditching

She’s got some big fucking tits, on her old lady body, that I guess she bought with her Eddie Murphy divorce settlement or child support payments…because she was with him from the age of 20 in 1988 til 2004 and they have 5 kids together…5 kids that got to suck these titties…

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2019

07

Jun

Brooke Burke – Old Fucking Vampire Bathing Suit Slut of the Day

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Brooke Burke has expired long ago…WILD ON was 30 fucking years ago and 30 fucking children cuz girl is a breeder…

But she still gets into bating suits for photoshoots to distract from her zombie half dead probably filled with filler face…I mean she’s had fake tits since they were invented in the 80s….a little filler to fill the Playboy pussy face up isn’t that much of a stretch…especially when your whole focus is to be a HOT chick despite being a 60 year old chick…

Point being, gross but you like it, so here…take it from me.

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2019

07

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence and her Braless Young Tits of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t…

Her nipples are out, as they should be, and we can assume that she’s Jennifer Lawrence’s sister, or cousin, or maybe Joey Lawrence’s daughter…WOAH…I don’t have the answers or care…

I’m just looking at tits.

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2019

07

Jun

Madison Reed Bikini of the Day

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Madison Reed is not Madison Beer and she is Not Ashley Madison, but based on the leaked nudes that were leaked of her a few years ago, she may have had more dick getting wet than Ashley Madison, thanks to being a sister to Victoria Justice, in the scene and most importantly…with herpes….

You see in her leaked nudes was a bunch of pics of her cunt spread open with a canker sore…that you know was for her doctor..to get the “yes that’s herpes”….

Cuz all these young girls are disgusting sluts who raw fuck anything cuz they know condoms are for pussies…and sick people….

At least that even with the herpes, she’s not scared to get in the water, you know that horrible STING….from the salt water….cuz she likes being in a bikini and won’t let that herp get her down. HERP empowerment like she was Usher who we must wonder whether he gave Bieber herpes like he gave that woman herpes…we will never know.

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