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2019

May

Allison Williams and Logan Browning Naked Lesbian Sex of the Day

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Allison Williams and Logan Browning two of the worst actresses in Hollywood having fake naked lesbian sex in the worst movie The Perfection….

The problem with being unemployed, sitting on a couch all day, hating leaving the house, with a stolen NETFLIX account is that I am constantly clicking refresh to find the new shit…and since I am bored with nothing going on…I always watch the new shit…and rarely am I impressed by the new shit….in fact I almost ALWAYS turn it off within 4 minutes….

Last night, the new shit was “THE PERFECTION”…with some bitch from GIRLS and some other BITCH playing some Cello playing virtuosos from some special school for cello players…you’ve already lost me….who end up in a lesbian affair where together they kill their captor…

It’s not a SPOILER alert, it was shit, and you don’t want to see it.

They every rewound the movie during the movie so you could see what happened off camera – for the full retards…to fully walk them through it.

The plot twists weren’t actual twists…they were turns that had a 50 percent chance of being the story….and the lesbian sex was garbage…

All around a reminder that Hollywood is dead and netflix should be too.

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2019

May

Wife Pistol Whips Husband’s Side Bitch and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife Pistol Whips Husbands Side Chick Who Ain’t Wearing A Bra at Trending Views

Cheating Husband Put in Cage

Crackhead of the Day

Kid Yells Fuck You Cop…

Girl Records Booty…

Bouncy Castle Full of Kids Flies Away

Baseball and Tornados in Iowa

Bartender Drops the Beer

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was thinking in this generation of slutty selfies, slutty instagram, slutty cam girl sites, where everyone is basically showing their sluttiest moments….must be confusing for the younger brothers of these people…

Because I remember when I was in high school decades ago, there was a weird kid I was some how forced to hang out with and ended up at his place for a sleep over, where he pulled out a pair of his older sister’s dirty panties he stole from the laundry room and started sniffing it and tried to get me to sniff it…like it was hot….in some “dude must have been molested way”….and all his sister did was put her underwear in the laundry….not post pics of her posing in it for the internet….the weird dude I knew couldn’t handle a fucking laundry bin….what would that dude do today with the way people’s older sisters act…

Crazy times.

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I don’t think she needed to wear the shirt to prevent the Pussy Grab….
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Why it is More Expensive to be Poor…
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How to Fall Asleep in 2 Minutes
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Teacher Caught Being Vey Inappropriate with High School Slut
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Liz Warren Tells The View ALL the Free Things She Wants to Give People thanks to Socialism…
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Dog is Mad for Pants
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And they say being a Whore Doesn’t Pay
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Lena Dunham’s Pubic Hair Terrifies Me
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Kylie Jenner Doesn’t Know how to Use her Own Product that Sold Out in 2 Minutes
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Lesbians are an actual thing these days!

I left the house a couple of times accidentally, because I try to stay as hermit
As possible so they I don’t get tainted by the disgusting that is humanity….but some days it just can’t be avoided….

So here I am, in public and I see one set of lesbians in bike shorts holding hands, and I think – well that makes sense they are so fucking ugly they they’d have to find each other to add to their masturbation that is likely boring now, so call and invite a friend and pretend you’re a couple so it’s less weird….

Then I see another set of lesbians holding hands, this time they are less athletic and more the weird girl in your high school who hangs out in the library and picks her nose….

And I’m like is the world all a bunch of perverts living out their porn fantasies, cuz this lesbian thing is not a born this way situation, it’s a conditioned this way, cuz by default and proven by all the lesbians who have babies, they want sperm in them….so it’s strictly for their narcissism, to date themselves, and to make masturbating more interesting while giving them some angle to use in their social justice warrior lie. You know so we all know how contemporary and inclusive they are cuz they live that life…

Crazy times

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Woman Crazy Glue’s Husband’s Dick to His Mistress…
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Naked Chick Named Katya Clover
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Heidi Fleiss – Whore to the stars – About to Leak one of her Clients’ Name
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Fake Booty About to BURST
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Donkey Loves its New Toy
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Snooki Made a New baby
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Rita Ora – Performing Like a SLut
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Some Chick named Heidi – Nip Slip
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Ellen DeGeneres – INCEST PORN
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Kelly Gale – Sheer Bra and Panties
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Woman in a He-Man Wig
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Worst First Pitch Ever
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Woman Swindled Out of 200k by a Dude on TINDER
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Weatherman Loses It
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Alex Trebek LIVES
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Russian Slap Champions of the WORLD
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Joe Biden Caught Touching a Girl at a Rally
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Lena Dunham NUDE
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Donna D’Errico – Alive and Still Hot
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Everything Streaming in June…
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The Feel Good Story of the Day
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Fight Breaks Out in Front of Store
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Cardi B – Gutter Stripper – Crying About Giving Up Millions in Show Money to Recover from her Tit Job – TRASH.
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Texas Woman Defends herself Against Dude Assaulting Her
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Tourettes Guy – REMIX
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The Girl Picking Up Dudes – has a big Boner Surprise in her Bike Sorts….for the Dumbest Prank Video Ever…
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The Cat from Pet Semetary” is Dead
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Ava Philippe TIts Out Looking like her Mom Reese Witherspoon
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90210 Reunion with Jenni Garth and Tori Spelling – I Don’t Think Luke Perry Made It
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Slutty Amateur Got Her Tits Out
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Classic Vacation Girl Opens Beer with her Mouth and Flashes her Tits
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Entitled Internet Hooker
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Speed is her Fetish
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Toy Story – Deleted Scene
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The Race to Cum
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2019

May

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Sweat of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez….or as I like to call her – Soggy bottom boy – is like most menopausal women, at least from what I’ve learned watching Whoopie Goldberg on the View, which involves losing control of their bladders, peeing themselves when they laugh, that kind of thing….incontinence but not willing to wear one of those pee pads they advertise on TV cuz it will make her cunt look weird in her spandex….

In denial about getting old, willing to walk around like she pissed herself to continue that denial…or maybe she’s got some kind of infection…from all the years of being banged out…and is not her pissing herself at all.

Or maybe A-Rod busts in her so hard and so much cuz she’s a pervert tyrant slut who needs her pussy filled to decompress and it’s just pouring out of her…

Or maybe it’s just good old fashioned pussy sweat…from a hot day, or in J.Lo’s case, maybe it’s just ass sweat, cuz her ass is so big, and has extra sweat glands to keep her lubricated enough for anal sex….

Either way…I bet you’d like to drink a cup of it….cuz it’s full of stem cells and other things she’s been eating to stay youthful to make more money despite being old and having enough money…

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2019

May

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Sex Swing for Attention of the Day

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Gutter, bruised up, probably on Opiates, over hyped, over paid, Cara Delevingne and her fake, maybe real, who fucking knows they are all fucking perverts….who love to play it up for the paparazzi, to celebrate their lesbianism, their quirky friendship, cuz they love the media attention…are out there with a new stunt…

Walking into their house, bruised legs, with Benson’s big fat girl back, carrying a sex town, sex swing, thing to use to smash their pussies into each other’s faces, in a shameless, empowering, sex positive kind of way that is 100 percent designed as an LOL on the media….

Whether they use it or not, we don’t even know if these dykes even fuck, or if it’s all a joke…but we do know that Cara is a pussy eater, we also know she’s leveraged her pussy eating like she’s leveraged her family money, to be considered an actual model, despite not being hot….cuz that’s how the internet works…troll them all and if you’re lucky you win….and I guess this is winning…

This is not just living their casual lesbians in love life…this is pulling a stunt…cuz I guess they both love being talked about in an era when people stopped caring about either of them.

Pretty fucking ugly the two of them…but at least Benson’s stopped her over eating…and replaced it with hipster model pussy eating I guess….

Terribly fucking average….sex swings for real or for jokes or not…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevigne

2019

May

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd is hot

Romee Strijd may have a stupid name…but she’s hot….and hot gets you what you want out of life…

She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo.

She may be a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, because that is what they consider to be legit modeling, even if it is just promo modeling for a mall brand that is an evil corporation that sells Chinese sweatshop made garbage to the people at inflated prices……so they can afford to keep their roster of sluts that people think are important models…

She is unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera….because of VS…

So her bikini selfies are by default more IMPORTANT than you peasants….

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2019

May

Top 10 Naked Girls on Instagram of the Day

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Here are 10 girls who got naked on Instagram – because they are artists and getting naked is their art….and instagram respects artists….especially nude artists…because it is empowering, feminist, and accounts for 80 percent of their pageviews – so find clever ways to keep it up and running…intellectualize it….we need to keep this porn coming so that people on instagram keep coming in more ways than just BACK TO THE SITE…if you know what I mean…

It’s a nice reminder that the world is a bunch of fucking perverts….

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2019

May

Tallulah Willis Tit of the Day

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Talula Willis at it again, remember her pussy dance?

She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis….

She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day…

Tallula Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..

Maybe it’s thanks to the way their stepfather Ashton Kutcher – the girlfriend killer usd to tuck them in at night….

Or maybe it’s just a who gives a fuck we’re rich attitude….who know they only matter cuz of their parents and who play it up accordingly…

I don’t have the answers – but what I do know is that I’ve spent far too much time talking about Tallulah Willis…it’s just a fucking selfie and it’s not nearly hot enough to jack off to.

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Posted in:SFW|Talula Willis

2019

May

Britney Spears Slutty of the Day

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Britney Spears trying to prove she is in control of her own life..through slutty instagram content that I am going to assume was shot months ago as filler content for when they have her locked in a cage in a padded room – decompressing or being brain washed and hyped into doing another world tour or Vegas residency for her family to take all the money from….

She’s a white trash, sold by her parents to the farmer down the street when she was 14, only the farmer down the street happened to be the entertainment industry….

She’s been publicly abducted in plain site for the last decade or so – thanks to the K-Fed head shaving experience, so bitch can’t make any decisions on her own…everything runs through her dad…and the public just stood by and watched and danced along to Hit Me Baby One More Time….despite the cries for help…

But now she’s back, or pretending to be back with slutty content and since she’s still fucking hot, I have a thing for the imprisoned types….it just makes her that much better.

Britney Forever!

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