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2019

28

May

Madison Beer Bra of the Day

Madison Beer is a big deal…thanks to YOUTUBE and having a mom who saw opportunity when she was underage to exploit her to the perverts on Youtube because Youtube, in the event you didn’t know, is something that perverts masturbate to. There is so much inappropriate, grey area content on there and it takes a certain kind of mom to look at her young daughter and think “We can use this for Youtube views”….and those Youtube Views got her a music career, a record deal, and the ability to walk around with her tits out for the paparazzi her team has hired to generate as much buzz as they can around her to help her music career go officially mainstream in an era where all new music sucks and it shouldn’t be so hard to make it…as people have no taste….you just need that “celebrity”….and this is how you do it…us every tool available to you..like the digital marketing expert you are thanks to Youtube…

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Here she is performing:

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Here’s a clip to her video she posted:

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2019

28

May

Rachel Cook Slutty of the Day

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If you’ve been sitting at home wondering what Rachel Cook, the 39 year old who was in She’s All That, Josie and the Pussycats…and whatever else Rachel Cook was in during the 90s…you’ve come to the right place…because she’s been up to nothing, but this bitch stole her name and posts bikini content that is pretty fucking hot on social media…and people like her….

She’s done Playboy….she’s done other nude shoots…she’s done consistent sexualizing of herself and here are her tits in slutty poses for social media….but she’s not all that hot, but hot, trashy, and half naked enough for a post.

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2019

28

May

Natalia Andreeva Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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NATALIA ANDREEVA has it all figured out, at least according to this photoshoot, but not quite according to her instagram following, which is why I am linking her, because I think it’s a real tragedy to see a girl with bolt on tits, showing off her bolt on tits in photoshoots, and not even benefitting on social media like all the other sex workers, or grey area sex workers….unless this one doesn’t need social media, and already has that client list that pays her really well….which is always possible. There are always so many possible storylines to why the tits I’m looking at are naked on the internet and I’m not an investigative journalist or interested enough to really look into it…I’m more of a passive audience who makes my own assumptions when looking at her tits…only to forget she exists in about 3 to 5 minutes from now…

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2019

28

May

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Vogue of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is a legit model people. She’s not just some rich kid from LA who had a team of people get her relevant on Social Media early on in Social Media…by paying off the Kardashians and magazines and brands to feature her to elevate her profile and presence….in a fake it til you make it cuz you can afford to fake it til you make it thanks to your dad being a weirdo who like to fuck sugar baby models, and no better way to elevate his hustle than to have at least one kid in the scene…and having the scene by into her like she matters cuz they need someone to focus on for their purposes and it’s easier to just use someone who has packaged themselves right…

Either way, she’s in Vogue, tits out, can’t see the nips, but you can see her new face injected face….and it’s a nice reminder how useless the media is, they’ll use anyone to get themselves hype, with no editorial strategy to find people who are worthy or interesting, but are instead just garbage.

Gigi Hadid…is garbage.

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2019

28

May

Ellie Goulding Panty Flash of the Day

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Ellie Goulding flashing her panties…her weird fucking panties…in a weird fucking panty flash that no one will probably care about despite it being a panty flash because Ellie Goulding is at the stage or level of celebrity that should be flashing her vagina lips for people to still care. This is 2019….she’s competing with all the porn, all the leaked celeb nudes, all the celebs trying to get attention by being nude, even the famous ones like Miley and Gaga, and she’s competing with all the instagram sluts….making this barely interesting panty flash – barely worth posting. Like get with the times bitch…we don’t have time for this low level shit.

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2019

28

May

Maybe Kylie Jenner Nipples of the Day

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This just in – Kylie Jenner is still a disgusting mutant….

I posted this a few minutes ago….but there’s a selfie…which I could have just added to the other post, but why the fuck not milk Kylie like the cash cow her family has decided that she is….

Fucking’ Kylie Jenner content all fucking day, because she’s just that interesting, compelling, interesting and trash….that has rebuilt herself so hard that she is a totally different person, which is nice since the Kardashians are barely human to begin with, they are all that is wrong with being human, so giving her a fake ass and tits and face makes sense….alien bitch invading our lives…and now inspiring all kids to look like this…vile pile of shit.

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2019

28

May

Carla Guetta Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Carla Guetta the David Guetta Daughter or Groupie Child Bride that I posted last week – is still naked because when your entire existence and angle to get noticed is getting naked…motherfucker….you gotta get out there and continue to get naked….

Her career, her audience, her social media growth, her attempt to get noticed so that she can get brand deals and live that influencer life fucking RELIES on it…..

Her hustle is…nude shoots….so here’s the nude shoot that we can’t let get lost amongst the 1000s of other nude shoots by the 1000s of other girls trying to make it out there.

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2019

28

May

Britney Spears Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Britney Spears may not have her freedom….and she may have been publicly imprisoned by her family, when they took legal ownership of her, making it impossible for her to do anything for herself, including but not limited to wiping her own ass….as she was put to work, like some kind of slave in a human trafficking ring, sold by her family to the public, through tours and shows, doing the Hit me Baby One More Time, 25 years after it first came out, to really squeeze every penny out of it…..while all the Britney fans stood by and watched….like the passive idiots we are…why get involved, bitch still sings and dances like the monkey she is….and she’s better off than when she was shaving her damn head while getting knocked up by K-Fed mooching off her in ways the family didn’t like cuz it was biting into their mooching profits….

BUT Britney Spears does have some titties!

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2019

28

May

Lily Rose Depp’s Nipples Doing Errands of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is pretty fucking hot, she’s just got a great face despite looking like a greasy Euro trash hipster….and she doesn’t wear bras, because it’s a generational thing, none of these girls wear bras, STYLE…FASHION and Lily Rose Depp knows fashion…she lives in Paris, she’s French from France…not French from a Trailer park in Quebec where she eats maple syrup on her french fries…

I appreciate these outfits, hard nipples out, and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan…but because I am a titty fan, and a titty shirt fan, it’s the way all us old perverts can visualize the young tits….that would be too creeped out to acknowledge our existence despite being their number one audience……

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2019

28

May

Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is celebrating Memorial Day by using it as an opportunity to show off her TUCK GAME….and trans bikini body…to perpetuate the lie that she wasn’t born a dude and forced to live as a woman because it was better for her family’s dream of the entertainment industry….

I would like to see the people stand up for the fallen soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice for your freedom…their lives….leaving behind family, loved ones, and Cross Fit workouts named after them…..and call this bitch out for being a disconnected, self involved, overpaid, celebrity cunt who lives in her tranny bubble and doesn’t grasp the point of Memorial day as being more than just an excuse to welcome in Summer and get half naked and drunk…..

Support our Troops…not this trash…

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