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2019

May

Kate Mara Fucks Ellen Page Topless of the Day

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Kate Mara and Ellen Page are doing some dyke shit in some movie or TV show they are obviously dykes in. Some coming of age dyke story so that the movie companies feel inclusive to all people so they can’t be criticized when dykes start to protest not having proper representation in the media…despite dykes being fucking everywhere and that whining is just typical dyke behavior…because ever dyke I’ve met has been angry…maybe cuz I have a penis, or maybe cuz they don’t get penis…but instead use penis shaped things…totally logical and further proving the series my homeless friend at the park had that dykes are just perverts, a myth, not real…but a fantasy and the women who pretend to be dykes, may really believe they are dykes, but are only there by choice…either cuz of bad relationships with men for whatever reason…or because it’s cool…or because they got ate out by a girl once and they came from it, while dudes don’t grasp how cunt work, which again just furthers the point that they are perverts…

Ellen Page an outspoken dyke, recruiting Kate Mara into experiment with being a dyke, like a high school gym teacher on her star Volleyball player….all while everyone involved in this tit on tit shit they probably inflate and think is important…when it’s just sensationalized shit for marketing…exploiting lesbians…good thing they don’t actually exist…they just think they do.

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Posted in:Ellen Page|Kate Mara

2019

May

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna is a bad girl, out there being richer than anyone has ever been on her Island, except maybe Simon Cowell who uses Barbados as a tax shelter, and that dude who’s daughter married that dude who everyone fell in love with due to his mug shot, and I guess a lot of other British Billionaires who call Barbados home….but she’s definitely the richest and most famous local, one who was destined to be a hooker at the local Karaoke bars for the tourists, and who is rumored to have been a hooker to the tourists, working the luxury resorts not owning a 50 million dollar house on the luxury resort, treating the locals like shit cuz she feels better than them for making it, going home to parade all her goods..and now selling underwear…where she parades all her goods..

Now in Patois….

Rihanna a bad gyal out there being richa dan anyone ave eva been pan har Island except maybe Simon Cowell who uses Barbados as a tax shelta an dat dawg who\’s dawta marry dat dawg who everyone fall inna luv wid due to fi him mug shot an mi guess nuff oddah British Billionaires who call Barbados home but she\’s definitely di richest an most famous local one who did destined to be a hooka at di local Karaoke bars fi di tourists an who rumored to ave been a hooka to di tourists working di luxury resorts nuh owning a 50 million dollar yaad pan di luxury resort treating di locals like shit cuz shi feels betta dan dem fi making it a guh home to parade all har goods an now selling underwear weh shi parades all har goods

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2019

May

Morena Baccarin – Back of the Day

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I never remember this Brazilian actor but after looking her up, I saw that she was in all kinds of ridiculous nerd shit(Stargate, Serenity, V, FIrefly) and seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many hit songs I have, and no matter how many porn stars I have sex with….and by pornstar I mean homeless woman looking for a place to shower and sleep….I will forever be a loser with loser audience looking for tit….it’s the internet….this is a blog…so her’s Morena Baccarin’s back…you know taking things to a weirdo place than a blog already starts out at….

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Posted in:Morena Baccarin|SFW

2019

May

Juana Burga Nude Model Topless of the Day

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Juana Burga is a Peruvian model! She has a wikipedia page! Which means she’s accomplished so much than the young instagram girls have done. She’s living the dream, because in the world of slutty girls on instagram, a wikipedia page is that stamp of approval that means they exist….

She’s got 100k followers, which is small time in the instagram game, but thanks to that WIKIPEDIA and the fact that she gets paid work…she can play it off as “just something I do for fun”…rather than something she obsesses over and strategizes on all day with various nudes by various photographers to get big on the Gram..

They say she’s an actress and activist and that she is the only Peruvian fashion model to walk in New York, London, Milan and Paris Fashion Week and was recognized as the most successful Peruvian model of all time….her nickname Machu Picchu….and here she is showing herr Machu Picchu.

Nice. Work.

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2019

May

Jourdan Dunn – Model in a Nipple Dress of the Day

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A few days ago – a model named Jourdan Dunn – went out to an event in a see through dress with her dark nipples out….for all to see.

People cared.

I was not one of those people.

But I do like black girl nipples and have since I was a young kid reading a magazine in the school library that was seen as informative and educational but that I was just into for the tits…I won’t name that magazine cuz people will call me racist…even though it really isn’t…it was just the spot for the tits….they just happened to be black tits…that I loved staring at…which is actually the opposite of racist…

So I guess there’s that.

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Posted in:Jourdan Dunn

2019

May

Woman Who Don’t Understand Escalators and Other Videos of the Day

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Bus Drives into Tornado

Farmers VS Dudes Dumping Trash on their Land

Dude gets Stabbed in Neck 3 times

Dude Fighting Off Car Jackers

Horse at Taco Bell

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

May

Phoebe Price Nipples of the Day

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Phoebe Price, a legend to me, but probably to very few other people, but who still manages to scam her way into the tabloids by being fun and silly and even crazy, magazines she keeps every copy of because it feels like status, or a win..cuz in a lot of ways it is a win. It makes a mockery of the industry as a whole, and I apprreciate it. Anyone can become a character the paparazzi shoot and create so long as they are outgoing or dressed silly enough, shameless, and proud..having a good time just being Phoebe Price…

I have been encouraging her to get more naked, to do a sex tape, to really push it. She likes to be watched or seen or be silly doing things most would be ashamed of…I think she’s warming up to the idea because you can see her nipples and nipples are the gateway to pussy which is the gateway to anal sex videos leaked to the internet…

I just hope I am part of the release plan…and schedule…cuz that’s the shit I WANT to see….

Good start though, we’re getting there.

Always a star to me.

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Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I’m so glad my fetish isn’t jerking off in public showers – I feel like that would feel like prison. Debilitating really.

Think about all the gym memberships you’d have to have, and manage, and pay for…because you wouldn’t want to just jack off in one public gym shower, then you’d have to figure out all the other places that have public showers…from campgrounds to homeless shelters…to high schools where you’d have to get a job as a substitute which could backfire hard….I mean just off the top of my head, I don’t even KNOW where to find public showers…so if it was my fetish, I’d also have so much research to do….then there would be traveling to different public showers, having a list in my head of the best ones and for what reason, since there isn’t a website dedicated to it….it’s just a real fucking mess

Thank god I don’t have a jerking off in public showerr fetish…just talking about it stresses me the fuck out….

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Guess Which Celebs Are Making the Most
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SLUTS? I FUCKING LOVE SLUTS
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Theron in a Sheer Top
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The Problem with Handsmaid Tale is How Ugly That Bitch is…Like who would want to fuck / breed with that Scientology trash with a thick neck…
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Senator Having a Meltdown
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McDonalds Twerker Getting Rained On by Fries
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OLivia Munn and Her Bikini Bullshit
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Perfect Fucking Titty Flash
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Schroder with the HOT DAUGHTERS – Punched his GF in the Face
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Soulja Boy Going to Jail
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Oprah — Our God – Hates 60 Minutes
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Biden’s Family Voted for Trump
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Charli XCX in a See Through Top…..
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Naked Muslim Women in Burkas
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J.Lo’s Video Cuz J.Lo is a Slut
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Johnny Depp’s New GF has Some Hot Pics
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Big Tit Lesbian Book Club
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sitting outside the known whore motel in my neighborhood is my new hobby.

I like to see all the gutter trash that rolls through getting their corporate rate to get their fuck on for money

Last night I saw one toothless hooker with a shoulder tattoo and a pair of very skimpy shorts, definitely worth the 50 dollar blowjob dude just scored….she actually was skinny with some fat tits and despite the smell of AIDS, she was almost decent…at least compared to the 300 pound looking thing that came along and you know she was about the same price…there is no equity in 50 dollar blowjobs..like instagram whores, it all comes down to marketing…like that 300 pounder could charge by the pound in the right circles, but it’d be select audience…this way she can just bang it out in volume…why do 1 chubby chaser a night for 400 dollars when you can do 10 people who just want to get their dick sucked…plus the more dudes these whores get the better they seem to feel about their broken selves….unless that’s just the crack they are smoking.

Either way, it’s interesting to watch….my kind of bird watching…soon I’ll be like birders in the park with my 1000s of dollars in camera equipment, some fold out chairs really to really integrate with the natural elements surrounding me…

Whore Watching. Always fun.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ricky Schroder Punched GF in Face – Gets Arrested
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Woman is Too Fat for a Zipline
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Sara Underwood Naked….
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Alex Trebek’s Cancer Update
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Naked Chick for Playboy of the Day
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Interview with Border Patrol Interrupted By Abandoned Babies
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Woman Desn’t Like Men Who Use Public Urinals
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Showtime Makes a Series with Kanye
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Disappearing Rubiks Cube Trick
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Phoebe Price in Lingerie
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Paula Abdul Las Vegas Residency
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Biden Confronted about His Hands
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A Bunch of Stacked Girls
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Karma Car Wash
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Woman Loses it on Cheating Boyfriend
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Interviewing People on the Worst Street in Canada
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Dude Trolls the PD
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Chanel Iman Reveals Racist Reason She Ended Relationship with another Titty Model
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Chick’s Failing to Make an Entrrance
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Sonic the Hedgehog Looks Like Some Garbage
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Crash Testing a 2 Million Dollar Car
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Celebrity Pussy Wedgie
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Big Booty Jiggle in Leggings
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Olivia Munn – Trash Ass in a Bikini
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Nip Slip By the Pool
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Painkiller / Anxiety Killer / Get Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Kelly Gale – Victoria’s Secret Girl in her Catalog Pics
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Everything at the Billboard Awards
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Madison Beer in Shorts
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Elle Fanning in a White Dress
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Katy Perrry and her New Face
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Margot Robbie in Shorts
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Delilah Belle in a Bikini
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Sophie Turner in a Magazine
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Tiffani Theissen Lives
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Sarah Silverman in Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Public College Titty Flash
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Cam Girls Do Some Crazy Fucking Things for Money
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Amazing Tits and She Knows It
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Collection of Ellen Von Unwerth’s Most Nude Photos
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Window Washer Gets a View…
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Three Ways to Act Like a Slut in Public….
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Girl Tanning herr Ass
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Big Tits Fall Out of Shirt
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Bitches in Leggings
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Slutty Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Slutty Selfies
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Mini Diva Oils her Tits
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Nerd Sells Test Answers for a Dick Suck
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Belly Buster….
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Auto Pilot Tesla Porn….
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Lesbians….of the Day
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Naked Hayden…
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Slutty Changing Room Selfies
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Fisting Fail….
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Naked Kayslee Collins and Her Tits
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This Sums up Soccer….
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Naked Veronica De Souza
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Chicks with Day….
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2019

May

Faith Schroder Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Faith Schroder, is Ricky Schroder’s daughter who has taken her dad’s barely celebrity last name, but access and LA based attitude to the instagram, where at her mother’s stage mom direction they produce whore content, cuz ultimately the woman who is getting knocked up by Ricky Schroder 18 years ago is obviously on some other level of a take what she can get fame whore who wanted to be famous, but who instead fucked her way to a life in LA…but not at the A-List….this would have been 10 or more years after he was famous on TV…either way, she has the skills and values needed to create whateveer this is, or at least have the control over her daughter’s diet so she doesn’t get fat and the contacts at the medical spa to get her face jacked up…cuz it makes for a fun project to do as a family….you know in efforts to be the next Kardashian….in a sexualizing of your kids that is fucking weird…but that you don’t mind cuz you sexualize everything…even that sandwich you ate for lunch….sick fuck.