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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2023

Dec

Brie Larson’s Old Weathered Weirdness of the Day

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If you had to choose between a Brie Larson or a baked brie, you’d have to go with the baked brie, because both may be mouldy and cheesy, both look like are melting and gooey but only one is actually delicious.

So as we go into the holiday season, this is a good reminder that the Baked Brie offered as one of the apps at your holiday party is a win compared to a Brie Larson…who as you know, I believe is a scam, a lie, an overrated monster who doesn’t even believe she’s a star and is consistently overcompensating for that lie and ultimatey, she’s just not that hot, fit maybe, old looking for sure…but not worthy of the pay day she gets.

I do not believe ANYONE goes to a movie to see Larson…and if they do…they’re fucked in the head…

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2023

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram vs Reality of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is what I would call a highly contentious talent, that isn’t necessarily talent, but who was able to game the system by strategically staying as hot as possible for as long as possible.

So despite being a mom in her mid 50s, she pulled off looking like she did in her late 20s and it never made sense.

As we all know, strategic fillers, botox, fillers, starving yourself, working out, getting blood transfusions with babies and eating the sperm of 20 year old up and coming comedians like it is a rite of passage, instagram filters, augmented reality and AI can all help in looking young on the internet.

But there comes a time when the attempt to stay young looking goes too far and the bitch looks either like she’s old, or like a clown at the fucking circus. It’s a fine line to walk the “is she a tranny” over worked monster or the is she just a 50 year old old…because people are vapid and don’t want to be the 50 year old.

Well, today we see the REAL paparazzi version, where bitch has a joker face, which is not a Lady Gaga song, but you can sing it like it is….but her instagram pics don’t really show as much of a joker face.

You can’t fake aging bitches, that pussy rot is real and unavoidable.

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2023

Dec

Too Thick Thursday of the Day

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I believe in tough love, which I guess would be considered bullying, and that’s ok because I embrace the power of being an asshole, especially when you can get a laugh out of it, because of the joy of many at the expense of one is just basic fucking math.

More importantly, making fun of a fat person instead of coddling them like little soft and weak babies barely able to support their own weight with all that emotional trauma on their already obese chests, is a better approach to their fatness than telling them they look fierce, or hot.

Don’t celebrate the fat chicks…but let them know they are fat and killing themselves….

I think the whole fat positive thing was created at the hands of skinny chicks who like fat chicks around to make them look skinnier….

I also know that no fat person really likes being fat, which is why all these fat fucks get stomach bands and take diabetes meds for vanity purposes.

Point of the story, here’s some THICKNESS on THURSDAY and it’s GROSS.

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2023

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think active girls are the hottest when they are in their activewear with their pants jacked up their ass and pussies and their tits flopping everywhere…just running with their tits bouncing, swimming with their tits and asses bounching, riding bikes with their tits bouncing, all hard enough to make me want to sniff their bike seat, or even steal the bike seat to bring home with me to cuddle with for memories of the glorious ass I saw working itself into the seat so hard that the leather was worn and weathered….so this whole winter thing is getting in the way of the way I like holes to be presented to me…since no one is running, swimming or biking around me, it’s just hiding from the elements in far too many clothing…and that is the cause of my SEASONAL DEPRESSION…thanks for sharing, we’re like a cult or a commune of like-minded perverts just trying to creep on bitches in these modern times of woke people getting in the way of all that…..

We won’t let them win.

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Zoe Kravitz Nipple Pokies at the Academy Museum Gala!
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How social media existed back in 1979
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Man pranks people by pretending to fart a lot
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Brock Lesnar’s Daughter Goes Viral1
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25 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Paige Spiranac Wears NFL Bikinis!
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Emily Ratajkowski on cover of Vogue Australia December 2023
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The Hottest Blondes, Brunettes And Redhead Girls
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Jilly Anais Goes to a Football Game!
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Paige Spiranac Dazzles in New England Patriots Thong Bikini, Flaunting Irresistible Body with Big Breasts!
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Lily-Rose Depp Stars in “NOSFERATU”!
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Ashley Graham Leggy and Cleavage in London!
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Kylie Jenner is In The Holiday Spirit With New Clothing Line!
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Couple living with three dogs shows what it’s like to sleep with them
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Absolutely horrible drivers posing threats to people
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Things Like This Are Why We All Have Trust Issues – 26 Pics
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Video Seems to Show Denver Broncos Player Purposely Breaking Tank Dell’s Leg!
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Jutta Leerdam Wins The 1000m!
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2023

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I like to stare at pussy in pants, it is the cleavage of choice and it generally makes girls feel uncomfortable when you stare at their crotch, because staring at their tits is expected, plus easy to fake because you can semi look up towards their faces like the autist that you are, but straight up and direct pussy staring…that shit is commitment, intention, motivation, focused and direct. It’s the no bullshit way of saying “I like staring at the crease of your cunt in your tight pants you seductress let’s do a boudoir shoot on my face”.

Here are some pussy wedgies…

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2023

Dec

Britney Spears is Naked on the Beach Again of the Day

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This photoshoot, if you can call it a photoshoot, of Britney, or the actress who pretends she is Britney, has been one of the most used pieces of content on her instagram stream to date.

This picture or series is more used than the crackwhore who managed to live into her late 70s actively working to get her crack because the crack kept her alive….you know real fucking used….

I’m convinced Britney is as dead as her dad’s amputated leg…he got his leg amputated yesterday….so it’s pretty fucking dead, which is why she always uses this same old same old content.

I figure she’s got the ability to take NEW NUDES, or would have that ability with her new found freedom that I don’t believe she has…and with phone and internet access, so revisiting this same series like it’s the one time she’s nude is weird.

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2023

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am going to need harder drugs than weed to jerk off to girls posing with weed, or weed adjacent merchandise….not that I jerk off, but I use the term jerk off as a concept, as an ideal, as a benchmark, as a level of achievement and gratification….where you would really only want to look at content that you can either jerk off to or laugh at and this pretty much hits neither checkbox…some have hot tits, hot elements to their nudity…hot chicks definitely smoke weed but these weed girls are just not quite what I look for in a naked model producing naked content to get jerked off to.

We’ve got nudity, which is typically jerk-offable and weed which can be comical…but combined, it’s just weird fetish…so here it is.

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2023

Dec

Carmen Electra, Drea De Mateo and Tamara Sue Thorne Whoring Out Together of the Day

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I figured I would post these screencaps, that are relatively tame screencaps, but that are weird screencaps of a live broadcast of Bella Thorne’s manager mom who is also capitalizing on the OnlyFans hustle. She’s the Kris Jenner of OnlyFans, where she helps seduce women into lauching OnlyFans accounts through her company so that she gets 20 percent or more of their earnings. It’s enterprising, lucrative but also being a modern pimp.

I guess she’s involved in these old timers like Drea de Matteo, Carmen Electra and maybe even Denise Richards jumping on the trend, WHO KNEW…and who really cares…they are old…

I just think it’s funny that long gone are knitting groups for senior women, or church groups, or mission work, or charity work, my granny would make Christmas baskets for poor people, or stuffed toys for cancer kids…..but this vapid group of washed up, dried up, menopausal trash are drinking wine and being degenerate perverts for random internet people is the new normal….like some kind of weird self produced pornstars….and they are clout chasing each other to cross promote and amplify…..

It’s weird.

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2023

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Skimpy Bikini for Vanessa Hudgen’s Wedding of the Day

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I assume that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up and that she’s having a shotgun wedding to her MLB player who has been sent back to the minors because clearly he’s not good enough to be a star player, or maybe he’s just distracted because he’s busy impregnating Disney kids he probably grew up jerking off to thanks to her leaking nudes early in her career before it was standard practice and a business model for all women, even her sister.

Sarah Hyland was at the wedding, where she tried to upstage the bride by posing in a thong and being all theatrical, sine these are weird Disney owned kids and being theatrical is all they know.

Hyland and Hudgens both looked like weathered middle aged monsters, but I have a thing for thong bikinis on creepy looking Disney characters, or pretty much on anyone, they don’t even need to be good asses, they just need the thong. It’s made extra hot when I know they’ve had two kidney transplants, that shit’s fucking hot….HARVEST THE ORGANS….while giving new holes to fuck before they heal and become distended and weirdly scarred…all while keeping the talent weak and sick…so EXCITING.

But yeah, the ass in the thong bikinis alright, middle aged or not, I’m looking.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|Vanessa Hudgens

2023

Dec

Kate Beckinsale in a Sheer Dress with her Tits Out of the Day

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These Kate Beckinsale pics are from a couple of days ago. I don’t follow social media so I don’t follow Kate Beckinsale’s social media hustle, but when I do see what she puts together for her social media, I think that maybe with age comes experience and with experience comes a simple understanding of pulling your old lady tits out while you still have a hot body despite being an old lady is a solid strategy in whoring.

I don’t know what spells she’s run, what filters she uses, what procedures she’s had done, how much young man cum she’s had transfused into her veins, what percentage of this is real, what is a lie, because she is skewing in the more tranny direction old ladies with too much face work get done, but she’s still hot for an old lady, walking that thin is she hot or terrifying and clown-like, or a bit of both.

I’m into her creative vision when the tits are released..

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