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2019

01

May

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered.

She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream….

So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face….

I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

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2019

01

May

Nina Josephine’s Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

Yay – Weird black and white nudes of someone you’ve never heard of….Nina Josephine…..because we live in an era when every girl gets naked..and we’re at a point where knowing their back story or why they get naked is absolutely irrelevant…it’s a whole no artistry or intelligence is needed anymore…your butt shots on your social media feed get 100 times more likes than anything meaningful so reduce yourself to your body as a general rule cuz you’re young and stupid and don’t know what having substance besides all that cum at your gangbang cuz you grew up on porn and that is normal to you….is.

Point being, I like that all women seem to reduce themselves to their bodies…because it’s more fun to watch than seeing them do anything of value.

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2019

01

May

Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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2019

01

May

Drea De Matteo Bikini of the Day

Drea De Matteo Bikini

Drea De Matteo used to be so hot..when she was Adriana La Cerva on the Sopranos before she got merked for SNITCHING….not that I ever watched the Sopranos but I’ve seen a few episodes….

I always get her confused with Ellen’s lesbian wife who figured dating Ellen now that Ellen is worth hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars for being the fluffy, accessible, lesbian that people seem to love, after the same people at the TV networks pulled the plug on her show all those years ago for rbeing a lesbian, she’s now being used by them for being a lesbian, in what you’d think most people would say “fuck yourself media for turning your back on me” but instead she soullessly gives into them for a cash payment…further proof that all these people on TV are fucking disgusting money grubbing assholes….with no real spine…just do whatever they need to do to get paid….sell out fuck.

As it turns out, she’s not Ellen’s lesbian wife using Ellen for her money….a fair-weather “I’m a dyke if the dyke I’m dyke for is rich”…..and it also turns out that she may be older now, a mom of a fw probably..and she can still pull off a bikini…which I think is real success!

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2019

01

May

Milana Vayntrub Big Cleavage in her One Piece of the day

In an era of all fat chicks thinking they are hot chicks…and all fat chicks having the same attitude as hot chicks….it is nice to see a girl in a one-piece bathing suit…because as fat chicks try to perpetuate their lie of being hot chicks…bikinis are used far too liberally and with that comes a fucking lot of gut hanging over bikini bottom weirdness that is neither interesting or fun to look at…but is fully fucking repulsive…

I am not saying fat chicks shouldn’t get fucked like the rest of women, or that dudes shouldn’t find fat chicks hot in the privacy of their own home at 3 am when drunk….I am just saying keep it to your damn self and if you NEED to be in a bathing suit, and you shouldn’t ever NEED that…..wear the fucking one piece..

Let Milana Vayntrub guide you…and she’s not even that fat…but her titties are.

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2019

01

May

Josephine Gillan Nude for Game of Thrones of the Day

Josephine Gillan Nude for Game of Thrones

Josephine Gillan nude getting fucked and killed for all you Game of Thrones nerds….

I assume this happend on Sunday Night, when Game of Thrones airs, and when all of social media goes nuts for the shit, because people are all fucking drones and into anything that is popular…but maybe, just maybe there is a chance that it is great, and that I am just hating on it cuz of dragons, when really there’s more to it than dragons, but from my experience having dragons in anything is enough reason, it overpowerrs everything else, and becomes pretty much all there is to something…

But I can appreciate tits on TV, so 3 days late, here’s the tits from the show.

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2019

01

May

Idiot Girl Playing Chicken with Cars Before Dying and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Throws Concrete Block at Officerr

Woman Tackles of the Day

Chiropractor of the Day

Shitty Time at the Gas Station

Restaurant Brawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like that no one cares enough about me to frame me as a sex offender…you know they save that for the real assholes…the non existent assholes go right under the fucking radar….it may help that I try to talk to as few people as possible and that I have a limp impotent non threatening phallus…but still…it feels like a win, and when the only win you’ve had to date is losing at life…I take what I can get…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Cheer Booty in Slowmo
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Freakish Free Cam Sluts
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Haley Baldwin thinks her Critics are Cruel…Then why is she in position to be a Critic?
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Dude Loses 200 Lbs…Body Makes a Gross Sound
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Para Glider vS Dust Devil
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How Many Stars on the American Flag – Quiz
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Handicapped Dude Does Pull Ups – If You’re Into That…
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Dude Training for Fishing
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Naked Flexible Bitch on the Beach
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Invasive Species of the DAy
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The Perfect NERF Shot
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Dude predicts his Wipeout
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Valet Caught Joyriding
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Pussy maintenance – NSFW
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Fish Losing Its Shit
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2019

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Watching a woman strip down into her bikini is always fun, especially when she’s fat and you get to ask yourself who advised her to do that, or wear that, or to be confident enough to buy that..but I guess with all girls being fat, there are no standards or limitations of what these fat bitches are up to….from online dating sites that aren’t even fetish sites, where they don’t even CATFISH people anymore, but instead put it all ou there….to strip clubs and working as waitresses doing things you used to be hot to do…all while acting hot, entitled, empowered and too good to fuck you….when we used to rely on fat chicks to manipulate, take advantage of, and all that other good stuff that we liked about them….mainly blowjobs…when they’d fuck you like it was the last time they were ever going to fuck, sucking themselves off you like it was the last fucking supper, or the last piece of pie and they were on a timeline to get every last calorie in…but now they know they have options…it’s totally leaving the world…and probably beds unbalanced…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Angry Lesbians of the Day – Cara Delvingne and Ashley Benson…
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Anne Heche a Happy Non-Lesbian
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Girl in School Girl Outfit Playing with Fire in a Weird Fuckign Dance
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Dude Attacks a Woman in a Restaurant
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Zoe Levin Unbuttoning Shirt
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A List of the Obama Productions as Part of their Big Netflix Production Deal
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Halsey Pokies
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Huge Herpes Outbreak at Stagecoach….
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Carane VS Google
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Hilary Duff at an Event….with Shoulder pads…
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A bunch of Drunk Fucks
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Brilliant 70th Birthday Idea
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Ana Braga – Underboob
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Drone over Nuclear Implosion
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Lil Kim Looks Nuts
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Ellen Page – Dyke
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Inside the last Blockbuster
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Paraglider Hit by a Dust Devil
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COOTER ON A SCOOTER
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Lisa Appleton Fishnets
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Burger King Drive-Thru Explosion
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Truck Carrying Unsafe Load
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Mechanics Drop a Truck in Thailand
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Valet Caught Joy Riding
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Cage Fighter goes After Cop
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Dude Drinks Gutter Water
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See Through at the Latin Music Awards
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Painkiller / Anxiety Killer / Get Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Our Favorite Thing to Dab With…
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Every Month is Christmas with this Weed Subscription Box That Meets All your SMoker Needs
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Madison Beer Gets her Fuck On
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Halston Sage Looks Good
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Ashley Benson – Less Fat Lesbian
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Olivia Holt – Slutty Top
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Jasmine Tookes Underwear Catalog Pics
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Jackie Cruz Bikini
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Anne Winters – Slutty Top
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Christina Applegate – Lives
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From stepSMUT!!

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Madison Ivy Flashing Tit on the Plane
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Virgin of the DAy
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STACKZ BOOTY COMES WITH A WARNING…
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Naked Muslim Girls – Amazing…
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Britnsh Women are the Worst
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Public Acts that Make you a Whorre
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Shasta has Awesome Black Tits
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Redit Amateur of the Day
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So Spread I can See her Uterus
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Naked gIrls Drinking Gallery
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Canadian Reddit Amateur
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Lesbian Gallery
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Awesome Fuckign Ass
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Fitness Equipment Masturbation
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Midget Dick Slap
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TITS!
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SLUTTY BRIDES
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Chloroform Porn cuz Porn is Nuts
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Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To –
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2019

30

Apr

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples of the Day

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples

Is Kaia Gerber 18 yet?

You fucking perverts out there on the internet sexualizing Cindy Crawford’s daughter like you were Cindy Crawford…..you know stage parenting her so that the daughter has a life of her own doing what momma did in the model world, despite not ever needing to work since her dad sold his tequila company for hundreds of millions of dollars and momma is Cindy Crawford, who also has fat bank accounts…so instead of buying her way into college to get her an education where theat she could made a difference in the world…they have her out there doing modeling, the least skillful thing a person can do, just sit and pose like mommy taught you, to keep mommy’s legacy alive as mommy rots into her 60s….as women do.

The whole thing, very weird….but I see I bright future ahead for her….one filled with nude artistic shoots because that is what models do….

I just don’t think she’s 18 yet, and just cuz that didnt’ stop her momma, it should stop you. Sicko. But it wont’…Sicko.

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