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2019

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…and by they I mean…her…

These are titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…20 yearrs ago and that she is still known and loved for…

I remember her as Roller Girl…and I remember thinking she was the hottest tits in hollywood, mainly because she consistently brought out the tits, but also because her tits were awesome.

She must be in her 50s at this point, still looking good to me….unlike most moms in bikinis in their 50s….which I guess is still hot, a fetish maybe, when it’s able to maintain some level of the body they once had…even if it’s a little differently shaped…maybe saggier / less firm – it’s far better than all these young fat girls who think fat is hot…

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2019

May

Sahara Ray Nipple Rings of the Day

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Her name is people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits….big fucking tits…

She was one of the first to instagram, because she was already getting naked in shoots that looked like instagram filters before instagram, totally into busting the tits out…..

Here she is doing the Emily Ratjakowski, which is low level fame whoring, hoping that it works out of her, and I guess it kinda has…but if anything it’s worked out better for Em Rata, who basically bit Sahara Ray’s titty flashing and has been able to polarize it…getting invited to all the premiere events, doing her own bikini line, because Rat Cow is just a mooch fuck with zero level of originality….while Sarah Ray was the first, but also the first to lose her fucking mind….and basically let that instagram life make her nuts….nuts enough to keep showing the tits…

Remember when she showed us all her pussy?

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2019

May

Kiernan Shipka Hard Nipple of the Day

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KIERNAN SHIPKA, slutty little Sabrina the Teenage Witch saw the paparazzi coming through LAX and took off her overall strap to expose her HARD nipple in her white t shirt, while I respect her effort to be slutty I still think we should BRING BACK MELISSA JOAN HART….the ONLY SABRINA THAT MATTERS….

I do not find Kiernan Shipka ot, but again, appreciate the effort to say “I’m young, my demogaphic doesn’t wear bras and likes sheer tops like the 70s, or a Dov Charney American Apparel porno” so fucking show the world you got nips also…

I mean, I don’t know if you leave the house, I know I try not to, but when I do…nipples arer fucking everywhere…it’s fucking cazy…

I haven’t stepped foot in a club in probably 5 years or so…and assume…nipples are fucking everywhere…

So Kiernan Shipka or not…celebrate the trend thrrough masturbation.

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2019

May

Em Rat Cow Slutty of the Day

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Em Rat Cow still naked on instagram because what the hell else is she going to do, I guess this was her getting ready for the MET GALA where she scared us all with her belly button of horror….

I like to think that Rat Cow is a host body for her Belly Button, and if anything she should be like the other freaks out there empowering their retardation….celebrating their retardation while all this bitch does is try to distract from it with herr monster tits, tits I am sure are fake, and despite her being garbage…are great.

I think embracing herr freak belly button is he next step….wearing a cardboard shapeless box with just her belly button exposed…a belly button cut out to really focus on what matters…which in her case is her belly button that she does show off cuz she has no choice when taking off her shirt to show her tits…distracting from the belly button even if the belly button is all I see and the star of the show and I guess nightmares.

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2019

May

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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DUA LIPA panty flasher before the MET GALA…in an era where even the most basic women with no followers are flashing their panties…I would expect a starlet who was built off social media – mainly singing cover songs on Youtube like the low hanging fruit do…only to become “famous”…cuz youtube is life or some shit….to do more…I expect her to do more….if there’s no grammy insertion happening…does this bitch even exist….

Low hanging fruit gone famous…but still doing low hanging fruit “LOOK AT MY PANTIES” weirdness…like wouldn’t you want to keep it to your damn self at this point in the career…you got the money and the fans you don’t need to fight for likes to feed your empty soul…trash.

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2019

May

Sluts taking Selfies….Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex Positions on TV….

Woman Dies After Being Run Over…

Real Ghost on Ring

Drinking Camel Urine….

Swimmer Shoved at Finish Line….

Guns of Beverly Hills…

Rolling Down the hill Fail

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when I come across wild and adventurous people who are just so fucking horny and excited about each other that they feel compelled to fuck in public…

I always make an effort to get as close to the action as possible, on some STEVE IRWIN shit, you know because they are in public….and for some reason they always get mad at me, call me a pervert and tell me to fuck off…while they are the ones fucking in Public…I didn’t realize that it was the polite thing to give a couple of pervert exhibitionists trying to add some flavor to their life privacy….am I supposed to no look at them or turn my back to them…as if they aren’t making a spectacle of themselves because that is the decent thing to do….if they wanted privacy…and not someone trying to get right in on the action, like I’m waiting in line at the fucking grocery store, to the point of invading personal space…so I get that close up penetration shot you see in porn…..

Fuck you..if you’re gonna put on a show cuz it gets you off…I’m gonna watch the show….otherwise keep it in your damn pants and head home….

Last night, there was an incident in the park…where a young couple weren’t into an audience cuz I guess they felt they own the fucking park they were in and I was invading their space….

Here are some morning links….

Dua LIPA and Rita Ora – FIGHTING
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DEAD DIY HOST
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Abortion Activist Punches Anti-Abortion Idiot Who Needs a Hobby in the Face
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This Dane Cook Story is Crazy
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Check out th Tits at this Cafe
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Big Titty Drop
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Steph Curry is Gay According to his Wife
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Feeding Time for Baby Birds!
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Milk in her Face
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Girls in TIght Dresses
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Ghetto mom Leaves Kid from Nail Salon without Paying…
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Football Player Caught Cheating
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Watch Russian Sex Worker BE SLUTS!
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone wrote about an 11 year old who was raped, pregnant and forced to carry the baby to term because of weird Abortion laws in Ohio….she was ranting about how terrible it is and tried to paint a picture for her friends to visualize a pregnant 11 year old carrying a baby to term…to which I said “what if she’s one of those big 11 year olds”…I mean if she’s hit puberty and can get pregnant she can carry a baby to terrm…it’s biology…and only modern ways have turned on girls breeding once they get their periods..it is how our species survived….

Point being…I am all for abortions…and was just cracking a joke…that no one thought was funny….

Someone else referred to a midget as a little person, to which I thought to myself…is a “Little Person” really any less derogatory than midget? I mean midget is it’s own term and a sports division….Little Person is basically calling them out for being small people…and that to me is the BAD way of addressing them….I can be an authority on this cuz I have a little person dick…making me part midget….the worst part of a man to be part midget really…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Files Restraining Oder Against Ex Manager – Even Though She Can’t Apply for her own License – Be her Own Person – Can’t Vote – Can’t manage her own finances or daily life – thanks to her dad’s conservatorship – But can have 5 world tours and a Vegas Residency…..
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Tyra Banks – Back to Bikini Modeling…..
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Woman With Long Legs Closing the Van Door – is Some Hotness
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Some Light Reading for the Ride Home – LOL
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Trans….
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Woman Accused of Stealing – Plays Crazy
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Dude Doesn’t Get Involved in Chick Fight
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Chloe Ferry – Braless
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Amy Schumer Named Her Kid Genital Fissure
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Rat Cow Brings Out her Belly Button to the Met Gala cuz it’s Campy…and cuz She’s one of those types who likes to be at Exclusive events to perpetuate the lie that she is important…
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Benjamin Bratt – Who? – Has a Fucking Awesome House…
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People Fighting Over a Parking Spot…
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Crazy Lightning Storm
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Hot Milk Ejaculates in Woman’s Face
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Pam Anderson this Assange will be Assassinated….
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Weird Double Joined Girl Picks Up a Beer
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I wonder how many Ginger’s Megan markle said “ewww but he’s a ginger” about before breeding with a ginger because he’s a fucking prince. You know a vapid aspiring actor is superficial and mean…except when playing her most important performance- seducing the prince to have that royal baby! All those previous abortions totally worth it….WELCOME ARCHIE…..
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Ghetto Fat Woman Doesn’t Pay for Nails – Abandons Her Kid – Hilarious
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Dane Cook’s Brother Stole Millions from Him for 10 Years…
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Kelly Gale Nipples
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Angry Lesbian Antifa VS Red Hat
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Construction Restaurant is Fucking Weird…
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Classic car Scam…..
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3 Am NoRad Call – Recreated…
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Elise is some Hot Chick from the Internet….
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Throwback Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Action…
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Weirdest Trailer Park Tits
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Farting and Eating Dog
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Possum in the Grill…
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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Painkiller / Anxiety Killer / Get Off Big Pharma / Support the Plant Life
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Every Month is Christmas with this Weed Subscription Box That Meets All your SMoker Needs
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From the Forum

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Eugenie Bouchard in a Bikini
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Winona Ryder lives at a Reality Bites 25 Year Reunion
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Ariel Winter – Terrrifying GINGER
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Marci Miller in a Dress – Whoever that is
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Kate Micucci fo the Perverts..
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Bitches at the MET GALA
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Lily Collins is Hot
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Casey Batchelor in a Bikini
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Ferne McCann
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Anne Hathway in a Pant Suit
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Olivia Wilde – Looks Hot
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All the Sports Illustrated SWim Pics
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Farrah Abraham – Fucking Weird Looking
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Dakota Fanning Cameltoe Hiding
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J.Lo – Old Lady Performing
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From stepSMUT!!

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TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY IS BACK
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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Amateur Pregnant Chick Getting Fucked – Weird – I Wonder What Her Baby Will Say When He Finds This on the Internet in 10 years…
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Sofi Desirable Nudes….
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Perfect Tits…..
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Religious Experience…
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Black Girl in Underwear…..
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Big Whipped Cream Tits
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Katherinne Sofia Naked Tennis…
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This Should be the Captain Marvel Movie…
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Human Grade Roast Beef!
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10 Reasons to Say WTF????
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Naked Christine –
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Amateur Babe With Her Tits Out…
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Titty Fisting….
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Naked and Gaping at Sunset –
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That is Not an Ear Candle…
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Whipped Cream Titties….
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Girls Are Nuts….Watch Girls Be Nuts….
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2019

May

Sarrah Silverman’s Sneaky Titty Flash of the Day

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I have never found Sarah Silverman hot…and I haven’t really held it against her, knowing that she’s some funny girl, with a potty mouth, who isn’t there to be hot, but rather is there to be funny, to those of people who find her funny….which is a lot of people, she’s made a lot of money off of…. just not me because I find the whole thing gross…vulgar and disgusting…and basic….it’s just easy for a girl to work the comedy scene that is filled with dudes wanting to get laid…and it’s easy to be shocking or silly when you’re a girl…it doesn’t impress me…

She has always had big tits, tits she’s decided she’s into flashing, because all these people crave attention…and they do remind me of when one of my friends told me he found her hot, to which I had to laugh at him for a month, like have some fucking self respect man….you can say you want to fuck the busty funny girl….but you can’t say she’s hot….it’s just not scientifically true…

Well, she’s flashing her tits..and people are excited, so here it is.

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2019

May

Anne Hathaway Should Go Away Even When Naked of the Day

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Anne Hathaway has this amazing skill, the only skill she’s got, that differentiates her from 99 percent of women, because they don’t have that skill…and that is that when she gets naked, I still want her to Anne Goaway rather than continue…and she’s not even THAT fat….it’s just this overall fucking cloud of sucking so hard I can’t even appreciate the nudes.

THIS IS FROM A 2014 PHOTOSHOOT SHE RELEASED FOR ATTENTION 5 YEARS LATE – YOU CAN SEE IT IF YOU CLICK HERE

HERE ARE THE OTHER OUTTAKES…

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