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2019

08

May

SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day

I have shitting on Sports Illustrated Swim for the last bunch of years…literally stealing a copy of the magazine from the local Korean grocery store in my neighborhood and SHITTING on it…a bloody and confused lack of pancreatic fluid, high in bile, thanks to alcoholism and parasites from drinking out of a fucking puddle most nights I get drunk…

Basically, my whole angle has been that they are obsolete, every girl everywhere can be a bikini model, they don’t need some dated brand like Sports Illustrated to give them the stamp, and often times, when Sports Illustrated runs after the influencers who are making them irrrelevant, it is ONLY to get their followers….

It’s like back in the day the models like Christie Brinkley needed SI to exist and to matter, they mooched off them to win at this model life…and now SI is mooching off these models who aren’t official models by letting them think they are….

It’s all just a big play for their old subscribers and advertisers as it generates buzz fo them, but unnecessary buzz, we can get this same pic with as hot girls on any beach anywhere or at least watch girls at any beach anywhere trying to capture this look and succeeding while you jerk off 20 feet out watcing…

It’s a pointless thing, but women love their egos stroked, being pampered or whatever, fawned over and part of something, mob mentality where they are the popular girls in the mob, stupid, vapid, sure…but so are most women that do this kind of thing…so it is expected.

Here is an uneventful round up – since Every Day is the Swimsuit Issue on Social media..

Tyra Banks

Paige VanZant

Olivia Culpo

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Megan Rapinoe

Lais Riberio

Hayley Kalil

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Crystal Dunn

Camille Kostek

Barbara Palvin

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Anne De Paula

Alex Morgan

Abby Dahlkemper

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Simone Biles

Samantha Hoopes

Robin Holzken

Hailey Clauson

Lindsey Vonn

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2019

08

May

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Here’s some trans Bella Hadid showing off her fake tits that I guess helped her pull off this scam as a relevant person in the fashion world, despite not being a model, but rather some rich kid pretending to be a model, who ultimately wasn’t fucking hot…and still isn’t hot…

I don’t know what angles she’s trying to pull, but she has managed to scam the world the last few years, because people are fucking idiots and buy into pretty much anything they see and read…and the bookers and talent scouts and marketing people are too busy taking selfies to really decide if the person is worth hiring or not, they just throw the money at them and perpetuate the lie…pretty disgusting…..especially since this muppet isn’t even that hot…at least do that tactic with hot chicks…not hard faced gender neutral things….

But at least she’s got the tits…logic most of us have used at least once after banging fat chicks.

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2019

08

May

Cambrie Schroder Nip Slip of the Day

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They say that this is Cambrie Schroder…but I think it’s probably Cambrie Schroder’s mom….

Cambrie Schroder’s mom was married to Rickey Schroder who just got booked for beating his Girlfriend…so you know that they’ve all had a really stable life living with a has been from a late 70s sitcom…but luckily they can use his name to get out there in the instagram world since people love the kids of important people…especially when they do the whole instagram thing….which consists of filling your fucking face so hard that it shines in a weird fucking way like you’re some kind of sex doll with cat-like eyes….

Teen girls doing it to look like a Kardashian….when really all it does is make them look like they are 65 years old….fucking odd…

I do not believe this is Cambrie Schroder and not her 60 year old mom…but it is the world we live in so I’ll let you figure that one out on your own.

I feel like I’ve spent enough time on this.

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2019

08

May

Josephine Skriver Foot Fetish of the Day

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Hey Perverts who live Victoria’s Secret models like Josephine Skriver who were created in a LAB that was probably funded by the evil Underwear brand…back in Netherlands where they have lenient human cloning and genetic modification laws…or did 20 years ago when they created this designer pussy…

We still have no idea how she will age, or if she will get weird cancers from the whole biologist playing god thing…

We don’t know if she has super powers or anything like that…

But I did just count her toes, and she seems to be complete….not because I have a foot fetish..but because I find her storyline very fucking creepy….

You however, have a foot fetish…so here she is out there being weird…cuz she is weird…she was made in a fucking lab people…a

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2019

08

May

Julia Logacheva Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Julia Logacheva has my kind of last name, not because I am Russian…but because I love Russian women and their lack of a soul…they are goal oriented and see the end result they want and go for it….I like seeing Russian sex workers take on a whole new meaning thanks to social media….instead of working in the Human Trafficking circuit, even though I am sure some still do, they are out there taking stylish, relevant, instagram inspired photoshoots of their nakedness…so that they can package it as more high end, like they are actual models, when really the goal is still the same…to live that rich life, ideally out of Russian in the West because even with billionaires in Russian they still have a bit of a hangover from Communism in the 80s…where they couldn’t get Levis Jeans or the latest Batman movie…so as a culture they hold taking over the west in High Esteem and infiltrating it with their hottest women…is a solid tactic…since we all love tits…it’s just some Cold War Spy tricks modernized….and it’s hot!

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2019

08

May

Maria Menounos Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still at it…looking old faced….and tired….

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….but she quit that shit to follow her rich husband into other ventures in the media…never quite becoming Barbara Walters or an actress she likely wanted to become…but doing just fine…

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ..

It was 2011….I haven’t been up to much the last 8 years….

Still doing this…

Damn…that’s depressing…

Even more depressing…I started this in 2004….and people still don’t give a fuck…

What’s the expression – if you do the same thing over and over and expect different results you are a crazy person….

I think that’s it…

Weird

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2019

08

May

Vanessa Hudgens Got Titties in the Sun of the Day

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The Vanessa Hudgens fat years are over for now…she’s got a hot fit body, and a set of tits on her that she didn’t have when she was 17 and released her first set of nudes the internet went nuts over…because they were one of the first set of nude selfies to ever be leaked by a celebrity….in an era when smart phones were still rare and girls weren’t out there showing their hairy twats I loved seeing because I fucking love bush…especially back then when bush was being slaughtered and killed on every city corner with WAXING places…not that Vanessa Hudgens had much choice in her bush, she’s part Monkey and that shit grown back in a few hours like Fred Flinstone’s beard….

Point being, I’m sure she’s onto face injections and other cosmetic treatments girls are getting, but in this case I like it, cuz she always looked like a Muppet….

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2019

08

May

Romee Strijd in a Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd is pretty much the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret model slaves they’ve human trafficked from other countries for celebrities and rich guys to have sex with….you know girls that are brought in by the American company that is hardly American….considering they do all their manufacturing overseas, all their promo models are not from America, and the owner probably has all kinds of tax shelters to protect his money set up, but he does pay rent at a lot of American malls, and he does employ a lot of American minimum wagers, but the real money is going to other countries cuz it makes the most sense….I guess…I’m not a business school grad…what do I know…other than that they know how to pick some good quality pussy…not that it is that hard…it’s like “do you want to work for a brand in America that you know…cuz it is international…and cuz their models are famous…we’ll also pay you 1,000,000 dollars USD which is like 5,000,000 in your country….tough sell…girls DREAM of this shit….and here she is in a bikini for fun, cuz fuck it…she gets paid to do this, why not hand out a few for free…or at least to build her social media as she gets performance bonuses for that….

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2019

08

May

Elsa Hosk Sheer Dress on a Cliff of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the good life as the Swedish Basketball player, who was playing professionally in Sweden before deciding that she was a hot pervert exhibitionist who would take the competitive spirit to modeling, and get as naked as she could to get noticed, all with the support of the evil mall brand that sells overpriced made in a sweatshop panties to fat people who shop in malls…as some promo model as she neared 30…but who did better than the girls they already had working for them…who were younger than her…cuz she’s hot…

She would have done it for free, but is now in California…a rich and famous model…taking slutty hipster pics in Malibu with the wildflowers, as people do for social media and have for years now…cuz she’s at that level of fucking famous people, while you’re all the level of jacking off to her on some office chair you found in the trash and dragged back to your rathole of an apartment. Funny how life works out..

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

08

May

Gisele in a Magazine for Trans Rights of the Day

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Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…

So this is her for tans rights for all I am concerned, but it’s probably more her for photoshop seminar or tutorial to teach motherfuckers how to photoshop an old hag into her younger glory….

Posted in:Gisele|SFW