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2019

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am so glad that skinny girls exist. I was just at the grocery store and saw some poor bastard buying bananas with a monster of a woman who told him something about how they have ripe ones in the fridge at home…that she wants to make a Banana bread with…and dude was excited about it…like “Yay-ing” that shit….and I was like “maybe it’s a fetish….maybe it’s his only option…but shit…lock that bitch in the basement with some kale and an exercise bike for a month and hope she doesn’t eat her way out”….you’ll both be happy when she’s 90 pounds lighter…

Which reminds of when a woman once asked me “We have anal sex, does that make you gay?”….and I had to say that the anal sex didn’t make me gay, but her clit that looked like a dick and gaping VULVA with thick saggy labia looked like an empty sack of testicles…so YOU NEVER KNOW…maybe it made me gay…or maybe it just made me desperate to put my dick in something…I don’t like categorizing the disgusting things I do with my penis or have done with my penis as a sexuality thing cuz there’s a grey area of “if this is hetero” that comes with the uglier the bitch is…I like to think I’ve been overly hetero to even bother fucking them…you know so much sex hormones cuz I am virile that I’ll fuck even the least appealing of women…

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Miley Cyrus Rubs her Crotch on Joshua Trees. People Get Mad
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Hug Tits Doing Crossfit Weight Lifting…
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TV Viewers Found Cancer on a TV HOst
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Heather Graham – Busty in a Black Dress…
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Fat Kid Super Mad at Gender Reaveal….
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Sara Jean Underwood Topless and Smoking Weed in her Cabin
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Meteor Explodes Over Cuba….
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Alyssa Milano is a Fucking Retard Talking About her Uterus…
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Isla Fisher – Thighs
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Charlotte Tyler – Nip Slip
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A couple of Naked Celebs…LOL
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Lori Loughlin – Still Famous
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Pug Gers a Massage….It is Amazing.
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Hail Storm….
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Dog Loves Watching Animal Planet….
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Iceland Glacial Wave….
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Under Cooked Pork killed a Kid….
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NEW JOKER – As If You Haven’t Seen It…
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Car Smashed When Going Under Bridge….
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Trying to Get this Gold Ingot
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Angelina Jolie to Do Politics
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Video from Rio Carnivale…..
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People who have Experienced MAGAphobia
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Megan Markle Broke the Instagram Follow Record
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Teamwork When Windshield Wipers Break…
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Ford GT Supercar…..
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Ted Bundy – The Movie….
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ALicia Arden – Nipples Out
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Amanda Seyfried at a Dog Charity…
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New Young Celeb – Sydney Sweeney Winning at Life in a Dress
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Ambrosio – Ass in Leggings
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Bella Thorne is Fucking Nasty with her Tits Out
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Emma Dumont – Weird Goth Weirdo
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Rachel Brosnahan Not Showing Off her Big Tits – what is the point of big tits…
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Alexandra Shipp Showing off her Big Tits..
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Selena Gomez’s Kidney Doner….
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Jessica Chastain – Legs
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Katie Aselton – Old in a Black Dress
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Emmy Rossum Fucking Sucks – at an Event
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Lucy Hale – Fitness Gear Midget
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Dakota Fanning at an Event
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Elle Fanning – Little Cleavage
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Farrah Abraham’s Awesome Insanity in the Flower Fields..
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Drugged Out Bitch Flashes her Nasty Tits for a Smoke – AMAZING
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They call this “Artsy Amateurs”
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Huge Tits Exploding Out of Slutty Dress
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This Amatuer is Awesome
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Girl on Hardcore Party Drugs
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Titty Flash….Whilst Doing Pull Ups…
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Cam Girl Pizza Deliver Dude Rejection
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Slow Motion Video of a Girl’s Ass Spreading Pheromones
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Nordica – Hot Blonde – Big Pussy Lips
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Brttany Elizabeth has Huge Fuckign Tits
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Things are Out of Hand at the Club
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Big Tits in Demin Shorts
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Hilarious VINTAGE Porno
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Nude Kathy Has Some Big TITS
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Naked Carmen Nikole
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Bowling for Pussy
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Spread Butthole…
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How to Get Pink Eye
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Milf with a Butt Plug In
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SEXY LIZZIE IS BODY PANTIED AND SPREAD…
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Naked babe Posing On a Motorbike
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Slutty Selfies
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Big Black Booty
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How to change a Tire
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2019

03

Apr

Britney Spears Back in The Looney Bin of the DAy

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Britney Spears has checked herself into a Mental Health Clinic like old times…which is safe to say that her handlers have checked her into a Mental Healthy Clinic…because they are the ones who control her…

The story is that she can’t handle that her father, the Dungeon Dad Captor from the Bayou….is undergoing health issues from all that good living thanks to basically SODOMIZING his daughter from every position in a non sexual but just as traumatic way….

I am sure…the truth is that he can’t be around to babysit her due to his surgeries so get her somewhere she can’t throw the empire away…

It’s not quite the fun that was her shaving her head…but if her dad dies in Surgery….we can all expect her to go full on BAT shit…and that is what I’m banking on to feel real joy in my life….It’s been a boring decade without a lunatic Britney, she carried the whole era…a lunatic Lohan is just boring and played out…bring Britney nutbar back….

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2019

03

Apr

Heidi Klum Eugenics Workout of the Day

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Heidi Klum…

Here are her aryan race tits…You white nationalist fucks…turning on me and my half Mexican ways and using Heidi as the example of what good white German Nazi blood can become…because bitch still has it going on..and you’re not even mad that she’s let SEAL up in her to breed and to destroy her vagina like the German Sex Club dominatrix she is…while she tried to play “Inclusive” when really she was just living out a fetish of being destroyed by a black cock that felt like a good old fashion fisting…

You know, Germany was the first place I was shat on sexually….not really, I’ve never been to Germany, but it is the first place a lot of people were shit on sexually…and this is their figure head…their bow maiden…since the Swastika was banned. Heidi Klum ….Germany’s own proof Eugenics works…

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2019

03

Apr

Delilah Belle Hamlin See Through of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s kid. Lisa Rina never mattered, so her kid shouldn’t matter, but maybe she paved the way to create an entitled trashy rich LA brat, and that was her whole purpose in breeding…to create something that she could stage parent…and teach all the valid lessons to…but first…Let’s get some lip implants or injections so we look like we are family…thanks to Lisa Rina having had so much work done…

It’s interesting how trashy the rich and famous are, not to say Lisa Rina is famous, but she’s been on TV and I guess that’s more than enough fame to create an instagram THOT doing what all the other young girls are doing…and this trash is the proof..

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2019

03

Apr

Ellie Goulding Almost Naked of the Day

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Her name is Ellie Goulding….she was a hipster popstar from the UK who had one hit in America..and who continues to exist all these years later…thanks to only needing one hit to exist…

It’s like people spend a life trying to build out some big idea, or do something great…working away, slaving in some cases…often times for people who don’t even give a shit about them…you know the company owners…when all you need is one fucking hit…that requires zero fucking skill…it can even just be a viral video…you don’t even need to know how to sing…and if you’re a girl…do it with your tits out….get that fucking money so you can ELLIE GOULDING and just cruise through the rest of her fucking life accomplishing zero, cuz she’s already got that one hit…

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2019

03

Apr

Ashlee Simpson See Through of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson got her nipples or pasties on…under her see through shirt…and you can all masturbate to her like she’s not the second tier Simpson sister who just couldn’t accept her role as sister and let the big one Jessica do all the work for the family…but instead tried to have a career of her own that got her laughed off stage in numerous places…only to marry and breed with Pete Wentz than Diana Ross’ son who has his mom’s last name…because it gets him into night clubs or some shit…

I don’t think anyone cared about Ashlee Simpson back then, but maybe they care about her now…all these years later….as she continues to live the dream without ever having to do anything thanks to her sister’s monster tits…they fed a fucking nation..

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2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…

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2019

03

Apr

Demi Rose Mawby Massive Tits of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby the sex worker from the UK who came to Miami to begin her career in hooking with Taz’s Angels, who have now fallen off the map and been charged with human trafficking….while she’s still out there, taking it upon herself to human traffic herself…all thanks to social media and a fake trashy ass..

Dreams can come true to all different people – if they know how to whore proper…because when you break it down…success is all just a matter of how well you prostitute yourself…whether you’re a fake ass on instagram doing your best Kardashian impression in Dubai getting shit on…or a Top Exec in Hollywood…it’s all about sucking that dick and compromising part of your soul that doesn’t feel like you compromised it once you make it…and then you can blame all the men who fucked you along the way….for being perverts…

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2019

03

Apr

Chloe and Barbara Bechini Nude of the Day

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Chloe Bechini and Barbara Bechini have the same last name, and pose naked together, like they aren’t related, but I think it’s safe to assume they are related….just a couple of sisters who are used to showing each other their vaginas because part of their party trick repertoire was doing threesomes together with one lucky dude who could help elevate them…..at least I assume that is what they did…I can’t imagine they were just perverted from the start, because they are so open and free, and decided to show each other vaginas…but I am not a sister, despite being called queer often thanks to running a celebrity website,e and I don’t really know how sisters work when it comes to showing their genitals..

What I do know is that these Bechini’s are smart to be documenting it on social media in silly shoots..because sister fetishes are real…it’s that naughty, TABOO, that is back in….INCEST…and I don’t know any dude who has dated a girl and not wanted to bang her sister…it’s just natures’ way…

So here are some unknown hustling in public the best way possible…as sex workers who aren’t sex workers but that use sex worker tactics that seem to fucking work…

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2019

03

Apr

Faith Schroder Being Slutty of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Silver Spoon Ricky Schroder’s daughter…and she’s out there at her almost 18 year old in a bikini…which I guess isn’t slutty in and of itself, a girl needs to swim, it just becomes slutty when the content produced is practically a zoomed in and cropped close up of her ass, so that everyone knows her skinny frame has an ass, and that there is no way for you to not see her ass..

The funny thing in all this is that she’s super mainstream, so this is just what girls are doing, young girls are just finding clever ways to be slutty for attention….cuz you gotta have Faith in the world….and the right tactics in exhibitionism will be embraced by all and give you the likes and follows you crave….

The fact is….they do this shit, then fight slut shaming, and preach sex positivity…to justify fucking all day…and that alone makes me think that maybe, just maybe, America is Great Again….

If everyone’s out there trying to be a hot half naked chick….there’s a lot of hot half naked chicks for us to look at….and it’s all FREE OF CHARGE…..

Maybe….God does exist.