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2019

19

Apr

Jasmine Sanders Topless for VS of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is pretty funny.

Now they cast Jasmine Sanders….

Who you may not know, but who is one of the Kardashian Jenner friends, with a lot of instagram followers, who I guess they are trying to use to become relevant..

But this is what happens when old people try to be relevant, they google social media, influencer, and try to figure out who the right people are with the most influence…only to clearly fuck right up…

They probably put millions into market research, figuring out how to make the instagram generation connect with their brand as they are losing..

This is what they came up with.

Pretty disappointing…

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2019

19

Apr

Olga Grinzel Drinking Milk of the Day

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I guess this is how girls drink milk in this internet generation – despite thinking that milk was frowned upon for not being vegan..

The internet – a confusing place.

What is good, what is bad, what is trendy, what is a fail….that makes you some clown motherfucker who is not in the cool club…with your FOMO cuz you can’t afford to go to Coachella weekend two to relive the first weekend….

That’s why I stick to tits, and I guess so does this OLGA bitch.

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2019

19

Apr

Just a Naked man in NYC and Other Videos of the Day

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Prius Explodes

Meanwhile in India…

The Gate of Evil

Headache Relief

Penis Shaped Ham…

Fucking Terrifying…

Weird Fight with Mother – Leads Kid to Jump off a Bridge

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2019

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite thing is finding out a person’s mailing address and sending them inappropriate things…like Knee Pads…with a note saying “ready for you to suck my dick”…

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2019

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s easter weekend….and I just saw a bunny hopping across a field..

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But if that wasn’t a sign from the heavens that I am the messiah and that you should be sending me all your money…

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2019

18

Apr

Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings of the Day

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Look at this excitement – Dakota Fanning – everyone’s favorite weirdo who was sold by her parents to the entertainment world – I mean besides countless other more interesting child stars- is out there in a pair of leggings or active wear for fitness and comfort that is socially acceptable as fashion and style – so that the world can see her ass….as girls seem to like to do.

The whole thing is pretty silly, considering she could just retire and move somewhere to chill. But she is trained, slave labor really, from a young age by her parents to not ruin the opportunity so she’s out here still doing it…and by it I mean acting, and PR using the paparazzi and the whole thing is pretty stupid. But not as stupid as my general existence.

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2019

18

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

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This is Victoria’s Secret answer to plus sized models.

Fired for being fat, after signing her as a teen and really bringing her to America…

Only to rehire her for being fat because they can’t afford the press around being mean to fat people. No fat shaming allowed when you are in the media, or a brand, and have everything to lose…

Especially when your brand is dying, you are restructuring and shutting down stores…cuz people are onto your sweatshop made overpriced crap.

We are smarter and know that their marketing dollars are going to slutty women who think they are important and we’d rather buy our made in China yeast infection underwear directly from
China.

We don’t need you – we have Instagram brands.

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2019

18

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Look at this smiling Big Mac, our there scamming the world into thinking she’s important and special and worthy of brand deals all for being fat.

Fat…something that is very easy to accomplish. If anything it requires zero effort and by definition happens from just sitting around…is nothing to be proud of or to celebrate or reward…

This bitch, a self proclaimed fat chick I know is angling being fat cuz no one cared about her when she was skinny…so she spotted a trend. Started eating. And now is just a huge set of doughy thighs for for no one to be that excited on.

She is a lie. A big fat lie. Literally.

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2019

18

Apr

Sarah McDaniel Naked of the Day

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Sarah McDaniel with her big tits cuz I like the big tits!!

It is really the only thing good in the world today, and if you think about it, big tits aren’t that great, they aren’t often attached to shitty people who don’t lost you bang them, so pics are just an awful diversion from the truth…and by awful I mean perfectly alright by me.

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2019

18

Apr

Sommer Ray Ass of the Day

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Sommer Ray out here with her Coachella ass…

Is it a real ass in this world of fake asses…and Instagram lies.

She is not all that hot, but she wants you to jack off to her. Why else would she do this content..

And really, why don’t these idiots do porn if they are out there ripping off the sex workers…and what differentiates this trash from a sex worker. Why would a brand say this is ok and fitness and cool while actual sex workers get treated like shit.