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2019

29

Mar

Haley Kalil Erotica of the Day

Haley Kalil was featured in the 2018 SI Model Search…..which basically means that she was bundled with 400 people trying to live out their dreams….while being preyed on by Sports Illustrated to repost…and tag them

It is instagram / social media marketing / survival….

Get as many idiots as you can tagging you so you are seen as relevant to the Instagram machine….and relevance is what makes you money with adverstisers…

So exploit these dumb cunts…and get them doing your “street team”…shit.

Pretty slutty…

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2019

29

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is in Miami…..

I assume to police her husband and father of her kids..it is music week…you know because she’s an old hag, but at least a fit old hag, with abs and everything, doing what she has to do to stay as relevant and hot as she can, despite nature taking over and her slowly fucking rotting away….

When you’re a fired from Victoria’s Secret 5 years ago, who has barely found work and when you’re a mom of 3 in your 30s….who met your DJ husband when you were at your prime…you know the odds of him not fucking young girls is high as fuck…you’re done…so best be there to make sure you can supervise them…

So expired milk or not, her pussy is in a bikini…festering as mom pussy does…angrily knowing she’s not the young hot thing anyone wants…but is instead “hot for an old chick”….

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2019

29

Mar

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren out here like so many ugly bitches on social media….proving to us that natural beauty doesn’t matter as long as you have a hot body, hot ass, some bolt on tits to distract the perverts with…

I don’t know why she’s in underwear, boots, posing, like it is a job…because someone is throwing money at this…making it a job…but the whole thing is so fucking simplistic, stupid, mindless, and lazy….because it has a half naked ass in it to give it value.

Point of the story, if you have an ass that you’re into showing off….you can get paid and that may be the most important lesson for some of you closet cases out there tired of work…there are people out there with budget down to be FUCKING assholes.

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2019

29

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is kinda hot….

She’s from Everything Sucks!. The Handmaid’s Tale. Also in Sharp Objects….

She’s got big titties…and she’s now brought that to instagram to do what people her age are doing to market themselves…showing off their bodies the way Jesus wants them to…otherwise why bother having a hot young body…

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2019

29

Mar

Kitrysha Simulating Sex for her Fake Nude Art of the Day

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Kitrysha is one of the low hanging fruit, naked on internet, instagram models just trying to build out her personal brand by being liberated and naked. The kind of girl who likely has a patreon, sends fans pics of her feet to jerk off to, possibly has a cam account to make extra cash….anything to not work a real job cuz living lazy, off rich men you connect with online or whatever is way more fun that actual putting effort in…

She’s gone one name Kitrysha…like Cher or Madonna…pretty bold and ambitious marketing….and she’s got one hustle, one trick…getting naked….lots of tricks…to get paid…

Here she is simulating sex for her “art”…

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2019

29

Mar

David Guetta’s Sister Carla Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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David Guetta’s sister is out there trying to make a name for herself, because it sucks being the second tier sibling to the successful DJ, even if it gets her into all the best parties, because she’s the one with the tits, and statistically the tits are what people care about, so get there and remind them that you’ve got them. Use that DJ last name to get more visbility…while giving your DJ brother something to jack off to…since Incest is trendy like it was the 70s again.

That said, this may not be David Guetta’s sister, or daughter, cuz he’s old enough to have an 18 year old with daddy issues of her own…

But they have the same last name and that’s close enough for me…

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2019

29

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Got No Pants On of the Day

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Wild On…grandma….

It just goes to show you that when you’re a half naked Playboy whore from the 90s, who got a TV show in the 90s, you get that license to HO…

Not that anyone needs a license to HO, but a ho is a ho is a ho and the one thing I can say about Brooke Burke is that she’s managed to carry it for 3 – 4 decades…and is still fit enough to stare at the bare ass of…

Maybe this is a Throwback Thursday, of her younger, maybe that’s what she wants us to think, questioning whether it is old or new to make her feel good about herself cuz she’s got good fitness and face injections and still feels hot…

Whatever it is, don’t tell the other ladies at the old folks home that this is the trend…cuz they don’t have what it takes to back-up a pantsless pic like a seasoned veteran whore…..like Brooke Burke…with all that face injections and fitness….pulls it off.

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2019

29

Mar

Drunk WOman on the Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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South African Naked Bike Ride

White People Knock Over Monument for First White Guy in Tennessee Killed my Indians

Cop Beating Dude in Hospital who Attempted Suicide

Drive Thru Bar

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2019

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got some fan mail!!

If you’re going to be a dumbass censor, close the comments instead of deleting them like a fag.
What’s the point of having a comment section if you’re going to act like a fucking Jew?

My response:

i don’t delete comments.

i use some third party company called Disqus – maybe they deleted the comments

I don’t even read the comments – because you are all not very interesting to me.

I also don’t know if deleting comments is what fags do. I think fags are more into fucking other men.

I am not sure if deleting comments is how Jews act either. I think they are more into working on real businesses than deleting comments on a titty blog no one reads…

Are you hitting on me?

So if you are wondering – I don’t censor shit…

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2019

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to drink at the college bar that served booze on campus – despite not being registered to the school….

I wasn’t there because I was trying to AUDIT classes or better myself, in a “I Can’t afford to be here ,but I’ll sit in and try to learn as much as I can”….

I wasn’t there to hang out in the library and access as much information as I could…

I was there strictly for cheap beer and college girls…drunk college girls…into having meaningless conversations they thought were high brow, while I was interested in humoring them until they got drunk enough to fuck….you know hot, young and wasted thanks to their pure livers…REAL KNOCK OUTS….

Well, the bar was next to the Sci/Fi and Fantasy club, it was one club for two types of nerds and along with thir LARPING weapon building, you’d see these people…often times making out with chicks..weird chicks…the outcast chicks…some were midgets, disabled, in wheel chair chicks…since I guess we are all horny perverts…even the fucking weirdos…and we like to fuck…

I couldn’t help but wonder, what kind of porn these weirdos watched or jerked off to…like besides fucking their mutant girlfriends…what are they into…do they like regular hot chicks, or was the mutant girls they are offensively shoving their tongues down each other’s throats their fetish since they like gnomes and aliens…

Unfortunately, I’ll never know, since the whole thing weirded me out then, and still weirds me out now…and despite having a site that you’d assume only these virgin losers who were clearly getting more pussy than anyone cuz they liked the table scrap girls into the same shit…I still pretend they don’t exist….and no matter how many comic movies hollywood makes…or how many normals play video games, I will not accept Sci/Fi Fantasy club members as real humans….

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