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2019

20

Mar

Elsie Hewitt Nude of the Day

Elsie Hewitt is the girl that accused Ryan Phillippe of kicking her ass to get on the map…the kind of attention seeking strategy I hate women for doing…milking MeToo and Believe all women, instead of focusing on the evidence….ensationalizing a fight to get their name in ink, in the media, to matter…riding the most famous cock she’s had to date and throwing him under the bus to get noticed off his celebrity…playing the victim, instead of the whore…out for her damn self cuz she’s got big tits and an average face….making the poor Reese Witherspoon husband who was once a huge deal…out to be some evil man, with toxic masculinity, who beats whores…..when we live in a world where we should be allowed to beat whores, if we pay them enough, and not have them run to the media…it’s a fetish for some….all these “slap me / choke me / spank me” girls on the text messages aren’t too into it when push comes to shove and real life comes to cash a check their internet seductress profile wrote….

Point being…garbage woman, huge tits….balances itself out…

Here she is in some bikini photoshoot

Here she is sounding dumb as fuck in a casting video..

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2019

20

Mar

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hey Game of Thrones queers…

Sophie Turner has hard nipples and may not be wearing a bra….perverts…

I mean I realize that Game of Thrones is beyond the nerd audience it was designed for….and that it is super mainstream because the mainstream is drawn to nerd shit…but it’s still fucking queer…

Being excited about braless girls doesn’t happen to me, I just think it’s better than bras, cuz I like tits…and I feel shame and sadness for the kinds of losers out there who are excited over braless tits..because that in and of itself is a little virginal in a can’t get laid kind of way…but even the most studly of studs with women knocking down their door can be happy when a girl rocks braless tits….hard nippled…I think the comination of no bra excitement, game of thrones and this site audience of losers…makes it something embarrassing on some mom’s basement bedroom at 40 years old level…but that cool, rich, accomplished dudes with swagger can also be into….

What I am saying in my confusing and terribly written rant is simple…braless tits trascend all levels of men…from the biggest of loser to the most desirable cuz we all like tits.

All that writing….so pointless….why do I bother….

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2019

20

Mar

Belle Lucia Instathot of the Day

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Belle Lucia is some Instathot….and you know what…she’s pretty great….

Sure, she looks like a muppet with all the face injections…but it’s a look…and sure there’s no real point to her feed other than post up slutty pics of herself from silly meaningless photoshoots she does of herself..and her audience is all a bunch of perverts…but what the fuck else should she do with her time…work as a trainer, or waitress, fuck that…this is way more high profile….and it’s good to jack off to…if you’re bored…and I know you’re bored…

Seeing girls, all girls, even muppet faced girls half naked…always fun even if it’s pointless…cuz everything is pointless so we should have fun.

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Posted in:Belle Lucia|SFW

2019

20

Mar

Ashley Graham Lingerie of the Day

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Big girl Ashley Graham stretching out some lingerie for a photoshoot..

I remember a better time…a simpler time…a time when lingerie wasn’t made in this size, so fat girls didn’t have to lie to themselves into thinking they are hot or sexy or have any sex appeal whatsoever…they’d just sit at home in soiled panties eating ice cream….getting fatter….but then the whole racism thing ended, even though it exists, it’s not the mainstream thought…and white girls got comfortable with the black men they used to cross the street to avoid…and discovered they had big dicks their big vaginas could feel…and that they legit were into fat whitey cuz they were a novelty…and then realizing more women like them are fat…and then the whole tinder swipe thing happened meaning sex didn’t only happen at 3 am at a bar as the lights go on where dude is like “i guess it’s better than jacking off, and it weighs more than a threesome”….and now dudes can say “no one will know this happened”….creating some sort of solidarity between other fat women, forcing marketers to make this fat girl shit.

The whole thing goes against all logic…is what I am getting at here….and this bitch is for some reason the “figurehead”….

I don’t get it.

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2019

20

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Forever….because this should be a memorial post for her fans…in a she may not be dead, but she’s dead as a bikini model, so look at her in her glory days, or in an era before she was 40 fucking years old and in a bikini…because she’s moved onto greater things…a tribute if you will..

But instead, it’s more a never give up, stick to the dreams, you don’t have a plan be, you just have this going for you and people seem to still care so keep it up…half naked bikini model…in her lingerie doing lingerie and bikini shit…cuz it’s all she knows, feels good at, feels confident in…

So this mom, old as fuck mom, still looking good thanks to the aging process being reinvented with cosmetic injections and fitness….is still doing what she’s always done…scared to move on…in some geriatric underwear modeling…on some Liz Hurley shit…cuz when a ho is a ho she stays a ho forever…

Here she is playing beach vollyball the other day…IN A BIKINI….

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2019

20

Mar

Josephine Skriver on the Beach in Shitty Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the woman who Victoria’s Secret built, at least I am convinced they financed her father, a gay Marine Biologist, to do some genetic testing to create a designer baby, that they got first dibs on…and it worked.

Why else would they randomly import her to America at 19 years old, and a virgin, to work for the brand…it just doesn’t add up and billion dollar companies that sell shitty mall brand made in china panties…have the power to do weird backend things like this and we’d never know…cuz we’re too distracted by all the tits they feed us daily…cuz we are perverts…

So as Victoria’s Secret scrambles to adjust to the current market, the fat chick market, the inclusive market, while being hellbent and committed to their old outdated ways….slowly sinking, closing stores, failing….they still have hot naked chicks on payroll, so let’s stare at their selfie porn, and produced porn, that isn’t quite porn but that is slutty enough…cuz it’s not gonna last forever….at least not with this brand…sluts getting half naked in lingerie..that shit will always happen..where there’s a slut, there’s an audience…

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2019

20

Mar

Julia Rose Insta Thot Driving With the Top Down of the Day

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Julia Rose is one of those girls who gets naked on instagram, has build a large audience of perverts on instagram, probably gets paid on Patreon from a handful of them looking for exclusive nude content, also probably gets paid by rich dudes in LA who like to have girls like this on payroll….covering rent or whatever….there’s a lot rich dudes are willing to do with prices they barely even notice spending cuz they are rich…

Basically living her best LA life, but doing it without actually doing porn, when she was likely destined to be a bottle service girl before turning to porn….and the whole thing is fun, cuz she does it with her tits out, in an exhibitionist just having a good time way….and that’s far better than brand friendly bitches on instagram who we don’t get see naked..

Plus she’s got some humor…riding with the top down, while her top is off…I mean it’s not genius, but compared to the comedy out there, it’s pretty close..

Here are some pics..

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2019

20

Mar

Kung Fu Master in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman VS Chairs

Man Vs 70 Year in the Gym

Husband Pushes Wife Over the Edge

Biker Boss of the Day

Vegetarian VS McDonalds

Cop VS Delivery Guy

Bra Bandit from the Car Chase…

Man Swallows Joint

Knocked Out at the Club

Jawbreaker

Car Takes a Bath

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Most days I wake up amazed I am still alive….other days I wake up assuming I am dead and that this is some Groundhog day shit where things just keep cycling out like some purgatory…that isn’t starring Natasha Lyonne, cuz she is old now and doesn’t release enough big titty content despite having big titties…that crackhead…

Day in, Day out…same shit different tits…and I guess things could be worse, I could have an actual job raping my soul…like all of you…instead I just slowly waste away waiting for my big break due to photoshopping my face on an Olympian and convincing people I’ve made history back in the 80s…because I know people are too lazy to question shit.

I do find it curious that they call Caitlin Jenner an Olympian, when she did it as Bruce…like she left that Olympian title behind when she became a woman…not that I think about Bruce Jenner or that tired evil media manipulating story that reminds you all that there is no actual god….but it comes up in my feed..unavoidable…the kind of shit making us all fucking miserable….

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Mom Flips on Gas Station Employee Over JUUL
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Cop Pulls Gun on Compliant Teens
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Ariana Grande is Giving 90 Percent of her Shit Song Money to Dead People
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Farrah Abraham – Hot Stuff
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Big Fucking Titty Flash
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Naked Kardashian…
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Brooklyn Decker Still Exists – This is her Mansion in Austin
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Hailey Baldwin – Bikini Slut
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Clever Cat
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They Say this is the Future of Drinking…
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2019

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always wanted to start a sex cult, cuz I like fucking idiots who have no brains giving m their money and sucking on my asshole, thinking I am their god, or their Messiah…cuz they are stupid fuck…I am sure I’ve said that before…but I can’t even get quality traffic to an amazing website that’s been online – daily updated since 2014….no one cares…

I always wondered what would motivate a girl to demonstrate her dick sucking skills on a plastic suction cup dick on the internet – casually…showing off her no gag reflex…in a what made her think she was good and worthy of filming it to show the world just how good she is at sucking dick….with her face in it and everything – the kind of thing your family, friends, coworkers could come across and be like “wtf is our daughter, or Melissa in payroll doing on the internet….”…

I am sure I’ve said that before, but everytime I see a bitch in action…I’m like don’t you have shame, that’s something you’d think was embarassing….

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Julia Robert Says Pretty Woman – Would Never Happen Today
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Don’t Park in Other People’s Spot
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The Real Way Blockbusters Make Money
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Rachel McCord – Yoga
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Nicolette Sheridan Speaks on Felicity Huffman Being Garbage
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Ambrosio – Bikini Volleyball
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Madison Beer – Cameltoe
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Save of the Day – Best Man Faints During Awful Bride’s Maid Song…
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Cardi B Playing a Stripper – Cuz She’s a Stripper
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Woman Married to Wrong Husband…
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Anne Hathaway – Dog Shit Boring
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Youtuber Vegan – Caught Eating Meat
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Man Saves his Wife of the Day
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Millie Bobbie Brown Gets Fucked by a Beckham
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WTF Movie Scene of th Day
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Asian Girls…
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African Shaman – Dances in Fire
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Dude Dances in Car After Accident
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Woman Doesn’t Like Black People…
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A Gallery of Awesome Ass
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Fence Scaling Fail – Video
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Youtube Rich Kid Outs Olivia Jade….
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Wendy Williams Live in a Sober House
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Don’t Get Hungover
FIGHT HANGOVERS NOW!
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From the Forum

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Fat Ass Barbara Palvin in Underwear
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Sarah Hyland Skinny Ass in Jeans
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Ciara Got Big Cleavage
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Sluts at the Music Awards
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Anne Hathaway is So Fucking Shit
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Nina Agdal is So Fucking Shit
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Bella Thorne Bikini…
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Nude Screen Caps from Movies
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Porn GIFS in the Forum
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Alexis Ren Teaching her Tits How To Read
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From stepSMUT!!

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Milk The Cow…
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First Date with a Millennial..
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Naked Amateurs
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Some Leaked Nudes of Celebs…
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AMateur Flesh – Collegiate Cutie…
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Big Black Bitch with Huge Tits in Lingerie
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What is this flasher doing in the mall…
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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Right Way to 3-Way
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Naked Hiker
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A Dick Sucking Reddit Amateur
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Huge Titties
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MORE TUMBLR PORN – A DIFFERENT TUMBLR PORN
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Flat Tummy Bitches
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Mall Titty Flash
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Pee Swing
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Two Huge Tits Strip
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Mom on Pornhub Masturbation…
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Amy Reid – Stip Teasing in the Stairs
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Busty Brunette – Paris
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Jayme Langford Redhead…
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Red Devil Butthole
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4 Steps to a Great Time
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Bianca Turned into Cake
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Some Playboy Chick’s Tits
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